Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

Come, meet Uncle Rice!

After learning of Carlos' true identity, he still had a good impression of him at first, and thanked him for helping the avengers who "stopped Eros from messing up" kept two meters away from him, with lingering fear in their hearts.

A god of love has already turned the whole world upside down.

If this is paired with a god who is responsible for reproduction regardless of gender and race, it will be the rhythm of chaos in the world.

Fortunately, the two brothers have already planned to leave.

Even if it is a scourge, it is also a scourge to another parallel world.

Before leaving this world, at everyone's request, Eros simply withdrew his previous prank power.

He also put on a particularly disdainful and arrogant expression and said: "You mortals really like to make a fuss, the power of love is so beautiful, if a person has not loved passionately, then his life is not in vain? I help everyone experience this kind of feeling for free, and you don’t know how to be grateful?”

Carlos felt the same way.

He complained to his elder brother aggrievedly: "Ordinary people are so ignorant of good and evil. At the beginning, several people who received my blessing all had the expression of 'the sky is falling and the earth is falling'. , it’s even worse. But as a god, it’s not easy to care about them like them, it seems a bit stingy and out of style.”

The two brothers looked at each other, and they had a common language.

Head to head, they huddled together intimately, accusing these mortals of their excesses in unison.

All the Avengers are really 'huh' about this.

However, a terrifying ability does not mean that it cannot be used. Once used in the right place, it will naturally have the effect of adult beauty.

Before leaving, the black widow Natasha seemed to hesitate for a long time.

Finally, behind Dr. Banner's back, she approached Carlos alone and made a request.

"I really don't mind blessing you."

After listening to her request, Carlos put his arms around his chest and said calmly, "But what you want is really just a child?"

Natasha was slightly taken aback.

"Feel sorry."

There was a look of confusion on her pretty face: "I don't quite understand what you mean. Yes, of course I want a baby."

"Shh!"

Carlos put his finger on her lips mysteriously: "Honey, as the god of reproduction, I am very sensitive in this regard, I can feel...do you really want a child?" , or do you want a fresh start?"

"Start again?" Natasha was even more confused.The red-haired female agent stared fixedly at Carlos's pair of green eyes that seemed to have some magical power, and her previously weak expression suddenly became rational.

She suddenly commented: "Your tone of insight reminds me of Loki."

"I'm not like him. He's a bad god. He understands other people's affairs in order to use and control them. I'm different..."

Carlos said in defense: "After all, I am the god in charge of reproduction, and I must always have the ability to distinguish to prevent my blessings from being abused."

Indeed, if it was something else, he might not understand it so well.

But when it comes to multiplying life, he always knows a lot about his priesthood.

So, he blinked, organized his words carefully, and said, "Actually, I just want to say that you seem to have led yourself into a misunderstanding..."

"what?"

"Natasha, in my opinion, your value never lies in whether you can have children. Moreover, women don't exist to have children."

Carlos said very logically: "You are you! Independent, beautiful, strong, calm, rational, and confident, an elite agent of SHIELD, invincible in performing tasks, and the only female hero among superheroes! You save the world, you Maintaining peace, you are strong and strong, you are stronger than men, you can beat Hawkeye eight times a day!"

"Thank you for the compliment."

The corners of Natasha's lips hooked slightly: "But I'm not that violent."

"Just an analogy."

Carlos smiled happily and said: "I mean, you are so beautiful, why deny yourself? Yes, of course I can easily fulfill your wish. But I can't look at the beauty, because a mistake suffering from the idea that if you really want a child it is only because you want it and every child deserves a mother's waiting and love but that's not to say it's a compromise for a so-called 'normal woman' .In fact, even if you can’t have children, even if you have the darkness of the past, there is no way to cover up the almost brilliant light in you now, and you are worthy of love by all people with eyes.”

Carlos spread his wings at this time and tried to fly a little higher.

"You are not a monster."

He whispered, and then lightly pressed a kiss on her forehead, repeating again: "Beauty, in the name of the god of reproduction, I swear, you have never been a monster!"

The red-haired female agent looked at the young man in front of her, her eyes glowing brightly like flames.

"I give you the right to choose independently."

Carlos said seriously: "If one day, you really want a baby, it's not for other people's ideas, let alone for the general concept of society, but for yourself, you want it yourself. Then remember, piously Call the name of God Carlos. I give you the right to call me, and when the time comes, I will definitely bless you."

The corners of Natasha's eyes were a little moist.

After a while, she smiled freely and said, "Thank you, God Carlos."

"You're welcome." Carlos responded very gracefully.

Then, he reminded with a smile: "Some things, you should discuss with your lover! He has been waiting for you!"

Natasha turned around.

Dr. Banner was looking at her uneasily not far away. After being discovered, his expression under the glasses was really nervous and flustered.

The red-haired female agent couldn't help laughing happily.

Then, she stood on her tiptoes, grabbed Carlos who was flying, and kissed him hard on the cheek. Like a little girl who just fell in love, she turned around and ran briskly towards Banner.

Carlos, who has always been in control of his face for 100 years, happily covered the lipstick mark on his face, turned his head with a smile on his face, and said to Warren: "Saving the soul of a beautiful woman is more meaningful than saving the whole world. many.

Warren, who had been standing silently behind him, suddenly took his hand, pulled him out of the air with great force, hugged him in his arms, bit the lipstick hard, and said: "Carlos, you've been ignoring me for a long time."

"Too much happened too fast..."

The young god with blond curly hair covered his cheeks and muttered in defense, "I didn't have time for a while, but I have you in my heart, Warren."

Warren sighed silently, and his expression suddenly softened.

On the other end, the two Tonys were also saying goodbye.

Tony said: "I know you have a great idea, in the computer, I saw it."

"It was just a flash of inspiration, so I recorded it." Tony replied, "I didn't plan to actually make it."

"But I think you can't help it..."

"Have some confidence in yourself, baby."

The two tonies were speaking words that no one else could understand.

But there is a tacit understanding between looking at each other.

The next step is to restart the space gate and prepare to return to the world where you are.

Eros, the god of love, looked at his younger brother's silly face with lipstick and teeth marks on his cheeks, couldn't help whistling, and sighed, "Brother, you really have grown up!"

Carlos said triumphantly: "How do you say that sentence... the most difficult thing to live up to the beauty!"

Eros then raised a hand, put it casually on his shoulder, and said casually: "That's right, for a god as good and handsome as us, no matter where he goes, there will be countless beauties throwing hot blows at him." Love, this is something that can’t be helped.”

Carlos thought so deeply, and nodded again and again: "Brother is right."

Glancing at the two brothers who got along well, Thor couldn't help thinking: "Someone else's younger brother!"

At this time, the door of space opened again.

These "parallel world visitors" finally stepped into it one by one, and disappeared as suddenly and quickly as when they came.

"tony?"

"What's the matter, Cap?"

"Sorry, I just overheard, what idea did you record on the computer?"

"Hey, you, an antique like you, are also interested in high technology?"

"No, I'm only interested in you?"

"No date, Uncle Rogers, we don't have a date."

"What are you thinking about all day long!"

Steve said embarrassedly, "I mean, if you're going to invent something weird again, you'd better be careful."

Tony rolled his eyes: "Don't meddle in your own business, Cap, it has nothing to do with you."

Another world, in X Academy.

As soon as he stepped out of the door of space, Eros, the god of love, felt something, and raised his head thoughtfully.

Then, looking ahead in amazement, he cried out, "Zeus, mother, have you borne me another little brother?"

"What? What? I have a younger brother?!"

Carlos flew out with fluttering wings, saw his mother at a glance, and greeted happily: "Mom, you came to see me too?"

Aphrodite, the Goddess of Beauty, was wearing a white and shining skirt, her half-naked chest was shining like the moon, and she was wearing a strange necklace on her fair neck.Her beautiful face had the brilliance that only gods could have. She lowered her head slightly and gently embraced the child who looked less than one year old. Her expression seemed dignified and noble, but her eyes were contradictoryly charming and affectionate.

At this moment, she was so beautiful, just standing on a lawn in front of the teaching building, that beauty belonged to the gods, which caused countless students who were not in class to watch nearby.

And the students in class were looking down from the window of the classroom upstairs.

"Are you back?" The Goddess of Beauty didn't care about the gazes of the onlookers, but stepped forward joyfully, welcoming her two sons warmly.

At the same time, she happily introduced the child in her hand and said, "This is not your brother..."

She smiled shyly and said, "This...you can call him Uncle Damian."

Eros & Carlos: Uncle?

"correct."

The glamorous goddess recalled: "Do you still remember your handsome Uncle Adonis? I saw him at a glance before he grew up. But I was young and ignorant at that time, and I was afraid that Ares would be jealous, so I took the He was handed over to Persephone, Queen of the Underworld, to be raised. Who knew that wolves would be lured into the house, and after the child had grown up, Persephone actually fell in love with him, and even fought with me. In the end, only one person could occupy six of them. moon……"

She narrated the incident angrily, her pretty face flushed with anger.

Eros and Carlos are okay, they have long been used to their mother's flirting.

The others, even Tony, were a little speechless for a while.

As for Thor, Thor just wants to express: "The god of Mount Olympus is indeed well-deserved... chaos."

"Uh... You don't mean to raise another one yourself this time, do you?" Eros, the God of Love, said to the point.

Carlos was extremely shocked: "Playing to develop?"Mom, how fashionable are you? '

As expected, Aphrodite nodded with a smile: "That's right, Damian's two fathers are very handsome, and he will definitely grow into a handsome boy in the future."

"Two fathers?"

Carlos asked subconsciously: "So, you took my arrow last time..."

"Ah, it's very useful. However, it doesn't matter how it came about now. I didn't destroy other people's interest in love. For men who already have lovers, I gave up a long time ago." Aphrodite waved her hand freely and said: "If you must satisfy a certain curiosity, you can treat him as... well, the product of a combination of a bat and an alien search and rescue dog!"

"Stop messing around, Mom!"

For the sake of priesthood, Carlos has always been the patron saint of new life.

Therefore, he immediately couldn't help objecting and said: "What is unimportant, how can you snatch other people's babies! How is this different from the Japanese monster Gu Huniao who specializes in snatching children!"

"Uh... I don't have a sharp beak, and I'm prettier than a crocodile." Aphrodite thought for a while and answered.

"No! You must return the baby!" Carlos said seriously.

"Carlos, I'm the mother!" Beauty said.

"No, no, just no!" Carlos yelled with rounded eyes, "Go back!"

Goddess of Beauty put her hand on her chest, her face was pale, as if her heart was about to be broken.

'The cold leaves are flowing, sprinkled all over my face.My son's rebellion breaks my heart.Your words pierced my heart like an ice pick.Mom is really hurting...'