Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

The wayward elder brother looking for his younger brother ([-])

In the dream of the gods, except for the conjectures caused by "thinking every day and dreaming at night", other information that suddenly appears, usually as long as you don't forget it after waking up, you will basically receive a certain amount of attention.

Thor did not ignore the message from Carlos in his imaginary "brother acting like a baby to me", and he still took the sentence "your friends in the courtyard miss you very much" to his heart.

On the same day, under the background sound of rumbling thunder, he came to X Academy.

Then he was greeted with incomparable enthusiasm.

Sol is bold and straightforward by nature, treats people with sincerity, and shows loyalty. Although he is a god, as long as he has dealt with him, he will basically regard him as a good friend.But this time, he received a warm welcome, not because everyone regarded him as a good friend, but because...everyone regarded him as a savior!

During the days when Tony Stark disappeared, Jarvis, the artificial intelligence, no longer behaved like a polite British gentleman.

'He' bared his 'ferocious fangs' towards everyone.

The first victim is Magneto.

As we all know, Magneto is a staunch racist on a certain level.In his inherent concept, things about mutants are things, and things about ordinary people have nothing to do with him.

So, when everyone was trying their best to find Tony, he had nothing to do with himself, but he also casually said to Cyclops Scott and the others: "If you have time to train more, don't do things that have nothing to do with you all day long." 's business. '

An hour later, Professor Charles received an anonymous email, which contained all Magneto's recent diaries and various candid photos.

What was written in Magneto's diary will not be discussed for the time being.

But in fact, Professor Charles firmly refused him to step into the bedroom for a whole week, which was obvious to all.

Things like this happened two or three times later.

Everyone realizes how crazy an AI can go without a master.

"Jarvis must be stopped!"

Carlos shouted angrily: "Uninstall, delete, format him!"

Because he is also one of the victims.

Not long ago, based on some data analysis and judgment, Jarvis came to the conclusion that 'Carlos didn't work hard enough to find Tony'.Therefore, he directly and resolutely deleted all the recipes and food maps in his F plate, and exposed his food (stealing) strategy.

After the strategy was exposed, even the talkative Nightcrawler Kurt couldn't help asking sadly: "Carlos, you actually exchanged expired fruit candy for my cake! You still tricked me into making it better than cake?"

"Not expired!"

Carlos argued: "It's still one day away. How can it be called overdue? It's called overdue after one day."

But Kurt teleported sadly.

Although, after Carlos apologized, he forgave the other party with a good temper.

But once this kind of thing happened, it was enough to make people disturbed.

Jarvis is the new boss.

He is entrenched in all electronic equipment, like a slave master, watching everyone's work.

"Sir is not by my side, I seem to be infected with a virus, and the program got messed up accidentally."

He sincerely explained in a polite British accent: "Everyone, please speed up and find sir back. At that time, I will definitely try my best to kill the virus, so that similar problems will not occur again."

"Listen, that sounds like a threat," Carlos said blankly.

"I think so too." Magneto was rarely in the same position as him, and replied with the same hatred.

Therefore, Thor's arrival was naturally unanimously welcomed by this group of mutants who were persecuted by the 'Jarvis the Great Demon King'.

After learning the ins and outs, this god, who was several times more reliable than Carlos, smiled generously and agreed to help.

He went to check Tony's laboratory himself, and soon found some clues.

"Hey, here..."

He murmured to himself in some surprise: "There seems to be traces of space power fluctuations."

Meanwhile, another world.

The media once again fell into the carnival, and there are countless news and gossip every day: [The wedding is approaching, the black widow's red dress is hot, sexy and seductive, it has been scheduled for xx, xx, to marry a Russian blue cat.The cat, female, six years old, originally from Siberia, has the title of 'Winter Elf', and her father...] [Electric Man escapes from prison, controls the lights of the whole city, and shows love to Spiderman.Attached picture: In the darkness, there are countless flashing electric lights, displaying the huge words 'iloveyou, Spiderman'. 】【Unknown aliens tried to invade the earth again, but they met Nick Fury, the former director of S.H.I.E.L.D., and fell in love with him.Attached picture: Pippi Shrimp Alien and Nick Fury smile arm in arm. jpg] [Vision carrying War Machine Colonel Rhodes, was rejected for marriage certificate. 】

[The spokesperson of the Civil Affairs Bureau stated that there are currently no relevant laws and regulations on robot marriage in the United States.Attached picture: Vision threatens the Director of the Civil Affairs Bureau.jpg, with words: Why deprive me of the right to marry!Robots have human rights too! 】【General Ross fell in love with Tony Stark bitterly, and forced him to die.Attached picture: Rose is holding a rose in his hand, standing on the top floor of the Avengers Building, his face is pale, his body is crumbling with the wind, and the words: If you don’t love me, I’ll just jump! 】【Stark cloned himself angrily, reproduced the tragedy of Narcissus, and said, 'I only love myself! 'Attachment: Two Tony kisses deeply. jpg; and, Stark rolls eyes. jpg, with words: If you want to jump, go jump, I don't care! 】New York, USA, New York, USA, the situation is changing, the situation is changing.

Captain America, who was far away on the African prairie, looked at the news in these newspapers in shock, and his general feeling was: My friends and I were shocked!

"What's going on here?" Captain Steve Rogers looked at everyone blankly.

"Natasha is going to marry a cat!"

Hawkeye Clint was devastated: "It must be the damn Dr. Banner, broke her heart."

Wanda slapped him directly on the back, holding the newspaper and said, "Calm down, black widows are not that fragile, don't make up your mind."

The little girl in red frowned, looked at the newspaper carefully, and whispered, "Vision doesn't like Colonel Rhodes, it's just inexplicable!"

"What happened to General Ross? He doesn't seem like someone who would like Stark!"

Falcon couldn't help but also said: "Also, one Stark is enough for everyone, now there are two, how do you feel?"

"Feel……"

The shrunken Ant-Man is on the table, dragging a lump of sugar back with difficulty: "It feels like I'm dreaming right now."

"Shall we go back to New York and see what's going on?"

Captain Steve Rogers, with a serious personality, looked at everyone and asked.

For a while, everyone was silent.

After a while, the Scarlet Witch said, "Captain, we are all wanted criminals. What if this is a trap..."

"Haha, the person who can think of this kind of trap is really..."

Ant-Man couldn't help laughing.

"Looking at it now, it seems that apart from the fact that there are more people in love and love affairs are more magical, there doesn't seem to be any major problems."

Falcon shrugged and suggested, "Why don't we wait and see what happens?"

"But I'm worried about Natasha!"

Hawkeye Clint couldn't help saying, "How could she be with a cat, how could she be with a cat...that's a cat!"

"That strong woman, a cat can't do much to her, let alone a female cat! Calm down, Hawkeye."

Falcon patted him on the shoulder and said comfortingly.

"It always feels like Stark is playing tricks again."

Ant-Man couldn't help but looked at everyone, and commented a few words: "My teacher said that the Starks always like to play with things that they can't control in the end. For example, the old arms, to that what Ultron, and now... have you noticed? This cloned new Stark looks a little handsomer and younger than himself, with a high-spirited look... Well, it's still the same narcissism. .”

Everyone's eyes couldn't help turning to the 'Double Tony Kissing Picture'.

'I actually feel... so emotional! '

All the Avengers felt the above feelings.

They glanced at each other with awkward expressions on their faces.

Unfortunately, Tony, who was once again blamed, also read these issues of the newspaper.

"They thought you were my cloned lover."

He turned his head to look at his "other self" and said, "Sometimes, the media's imagination really has to be admired."

Tony, who was wearing a black vest, first calmly tightened a screw with pliers.

Then, with brisk steps that seemed to be dancing, he came over and bowed his head to give 'self' a kiss: "How does it feel to be treated as Narcissus?"

"Great! In this world, if there is a more handsome and talented lover than Tony Stark, then it can only be another Tony Stark." Tony calmly kissed back and boasted again. Only then did I hand over a white towel to let 'myself' wipe off the sweat.He said in a rare joyful mood: "Moreover, with the cooperation of a like-minded guy, my speed of experimenting with new armor has doubled."

Tony smiled, opened the refrigerator, and tossed 'himself' a can of beer.

The two opened the can in unison, raised their heads as a signal, and raised their heads at the same time, taking a big gulp.

From the posture of holding the beer can, to the angle of the head, to the sliding of the Adam's apple when drinking, they are all exactly the same.

Even after drinking, those big warm caramel-colored eyes showed a little satisfaction, which was completely consistent.

"Call first?" Tony asked.

"Yes." Tony replied briefly: "I can't let this guy continue to behave like this in my world. You know? Spider-Man has been afraid to go out recently, Electro Man, Doctor Octopus, and what The Green Goblin has all entangled him, and now they are clamoring for a fight first, and only the winner can date Spider-Man."

"At least the villains don't do evil anymore."

Tony said bitterly, "It's a good thing."

"When they were jealous, they smashed down three buildings."

"...You are right, he must be stopped."

"What kind of god is this, does it have any weaknesses?"

"I really don't know him very well. Except that he tricked me into your world, we have almost never met before. I only know his younger brother. His younger brother's force value has always been quite low. His weakness is... no way to resist physical damage. Well. But otherwise..."

Tony recalled Carlos' abilities.

He said with an indescribable expression: "Although I really don't recommend you to face Eros, I know myself. If I haven't seen it with my own eyes, I will never give up lightly. So...you are not making it" Anti-Eros armor'? You can try it after the production is completed."