Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

Can't stop when business comes

When Scott went to the infirmary for a checkup, he went by himself.

Among the crowd of couples, he looked really awkward.

"Alex didn't accompany you today?" Hank asked casually while helping him check.

"He has his own affairs to deal with." Scott replied calmly: "Besides, the school is just a general inspection, and I can handle it myself."

Hank glanced at him and said nothing.

But when Scott walked out of the medical room, he saw Jean standing at the door.

She was wearing a red dress, with an elegant figure, and an intellectual smile on her face as always, she was very beautiful.

"Jin?" Scott asked slightly surprised.

"Want to talk to me?" Jean asked, smiling at him.

So they walked hand in hand through the green grass of the campus.

"I may not be qualified to say anything. After all, although you have pursued me for a long time, I have never agreed."

Qin thought about his words and said to him: "However, I always feel that we are very good friends and comrades-in-arms, so if you don't mind, may I ask, whose child is this?"

"Why don't you see for yourself?" Scott laughed suddenly.

Compared to Alex's series of pressing questions, for some reason, he was very relaxed in front of the girl he once liked, the psychic Qin.

"If you allow." Qin also smiled tacitly.

She made a playful gesture and said, "I can control my abilities very well now."

"Okay, but let's go. This matter... the professor asked you to ask?" Scott asked knowingly.

"Are you planning to steal the mind reader's job?" Qin teased him with a smile, and acquiesced.

She then added: "Please don't be mad at us, everyone cares about you."

"No, no, how can it be? If I get angry because of this, then I don't know what's good and what's wrong."

Scott frowned, as if he was thinking about how to organize his words to say this.

Then, he said with some embarrassment: "Actually, I didn't stubbornly want to hide anything to make everyone worry, but this matter is a bit difficult to tell..."

Qin immediately turned around, gave him a gentle hug, and comforted him: "If you really don't want to say it, you don't have to. Dear, everyone is just worried about you, and you were hurt when we didn't know..."

"No, no, no, it was a misunderstanding." Scott shook his hand awkwardly and replied.

Immediately afterwards, he looked up at the sky, and said in a tangled whisper, "This matter really shouldn't be said to a woman."

Jean raised an eyebrow.

"I fight with people..." Scott muttered, his voice was so low that he couldn't hear clearly: "I also drank a lot of wine, it was too messy at the time! I provoke each other, scolded each other, and then, cursing and cursing... Accidentally..."

"Are you sure you're talking about yourself, not...not someone else?" Qin looked at him in shock.

She obviously didn't expect that Scott, who is usually a serious and good student, would have this kind of experience: "You will fight with people? You will also drink with people until..."

"Hey, Jean, I was really out of my head."

Scott raised his hands in surrender, and said embarrassingly: "There are always a few stupid things in a person's life. This one... can only be said to be extra stupid. You see, I have paid the price."

"who's that person?"

"Who that person is has nothing to do with me."

Scott quickly interrupted Qin, and continued: "It's not his fault. He may not be a good person, but he is not bad either. No one did it on purpose. Besides, there is no relationship between us. There is no need to Bundled together. This is not a promotion in the supermarket, you have to buy one to get one free, I am a bit unlucky, but I can solve it myself."

Qin couldn't help but raised her head and looked at him carefully.

It wasn't until he realized that the expression on his face was indeed very calm, and there was absolutely no hidden sadness or anything like that, then he nodded slightly: "Since that's the case, there's nothing I can do about it."

Scott breathed a sigh of relief.

"Who is that person, I will not pursue it. But..."

Qin said seriously: "As your friend, you can come to me for any inspections or substitute classes in the future. Don't hold on to it by yourself, and there is Alex, you can explain it to him , he is really worried about you."

Scott laughed heartily: "Of course, Alex is just worrying."

Qin smiled and hugged him again, and said in a low voice: "Although I can't be a couple, I have always liked you very much. Unfortunately, it is not the kind of love between men and women, Scott."

"I like you too, Jean." Scott happily hugged her back.

Not far away, Wolverine Logan watched this scene from a distance, and silently spit out the cigar in his mouth to the ground.

He crushed out the cigarette butt with his foot, and whispered to himself: "Damn it, why do women love dudes?!"

the other side,

"I hate the feeling of having no money..."

Leaving Apocalypse's Deadpool, grabbing the wallet, knocking it on the supermarket checkout table, the poor wallet dropped a few coins, a points card for Yogurt Frozen Yogurt, and snatched from Bob's Several credit cards.

He calmly picked up Bob's credit card and handed it to the salesperson: "Swipe this."

The salesperson glanced at him suspiciously before he lowered his head and began to swipe his card: "Sorry...the bank rejected your transaction request."

"Why? Why did they reject Brother?"

Deadpool threw half of his body on the table, supported the table with his hands, and asked very sadly.

"The bank refuses to pay, you have to ask the bank."

While backing away, the salesperson raised the phone and said, "Sir, you'd better keep calm and don't act too aggressively, or I will call the police!"

"Uh... alright." Deadpool raised his hand in a good-tempered manner, and took a few steps back.

"Then do you still want these things, or can you call a friend to help you check out?" the salesperson asked politely.

"Of course, what you said is also a good way. However, I have thought of a better one."

Deadpool took out his samurai sword very calmly: "Now, robbery!"

Amidst the piercing sirens, Deadpool quickly evacuated the supermarket with his shopping bags in his arms. 【Note】Back to the temporary rented apartment for Bob to recuperate from his injuries.

"Oh my god, how can you do such a thing! We are public officials after all, robbing... the director will definitely be pissed off by us."

Bob hugged his head with a headache, feeling that it wasn't just the wound that hurt, but his whole body ached: "Also... why is my credit card overdrawn so badly, what have you done to it!"

"What public servant? Aren't you a temporary worker who hasn't become a regular yet?" Deadpool glanced at Bob and said.

Then, he raised his head and recalled with a thoughtful face: "As for the credit card, I seem to have bought a figure of "Voltron", as well as a limited edition peripheral of "Star Wars", and..."

"My probationary period has passed, you bastard! It's just... I met you again."

Bob has a wooden face, his eyes are full of despair: "Why should I be tied to you! Never follow the rules to do tasks, run away, surrender to the enemy (Apocalypse), rob supermarkets... I will definitely be fired by SHIELD. "

He burst into tears and cried: "Go to hell, go to hell, hell to fate, let us meet! Ever since I had you, my life has been a tragedy!"

"There is nothing you can do to surrender to the enemy. If you don't surrender, your leg will not be broken, but you will be directly strangled to death by that blue-skinned man who hates humans." Deadpool spread his hands helplessly and said, "Hey, please, Bao Bob! Don't cry like a little girl, brother is still good to you. Even if it's robbing the supermarket, I haven't forgotten you. "

He patted Bob on the shoulder, took out a yellow jar from his shopping bag, shook it and said, "Look, this little bear honey is specially made for you, drink it to get rid of the fire..."

"I don't like sweets!"

Bob snatched the yellow jar while crying, and kept saying, "It's over, I will definitely lose my job again this time. When I was in the army, it would be no good to meet you... When I was out of the army, I came from Jiutou Snake, to S.H.I.E.L.D., as soon as I meet you, I will be completely unlucky all the way. God, when will I live a stable life."

Deadpool looked at him with disgust on his face: "Stable life? Can you have some ambition, even if you are fired, so what? The big deal, you will follow my brother in the future!"

"What can I do with you? My credit card has been overdrawn by you, and I don't even have a salary if I follow you!"

Bob stood up unbearably, pointed at Deadpool's chest, and complained with sobs: "You have been spending... all my money! My money! So, even if you work alone, I should be the boss! It's you Call me boss!"

"So, it seems to be right..."

Deadpool tilted his head and said with an innocent face: "But brother is a precious and professional technical talent, otherwise if you don't go out, you can make a lot of money!"

"Then you go earn it! Go earn it!"

Bob shouted at the top of his voice.

"But brother hates making sales calls." Deadpool muttered.

Then, he actually took the phone and went to sell.

"Hey, Magneto? Do you want to kill and set fire? The price is cheap, the technology is professional, and you can get a discount for group buying..."

Magneto: "Deadpool, why do you have my phone number? It's too late, I changed my career to join the X-Men."

"Wait!" Deadpool yelled: "X-Men can do it too, brother is very cheap!"

"What's the use of being cheap? Charles has raised a bunch of children, and we're about to have a financial crisis." After Magneto finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

Bob Siyu looked at Deadpool, sarcastically: "You can make a lot of money as soon as you get out?"

Deadpool shrugged his shoulders, turned his head and continued on the phone: "Hey, Thanos..."

"Are you kidding me? I wanted to kill myself so I went. You are weaker than a finger of mine. Get lost!"

Bob continued to stare at Deadpool with dead fish eyes, and hehehe twice: "You can make a lot of money as soon as you get out?"

Deadpool turned his head and continued to call: "Hello, Stark..."

Tony's side is in a mess, and I don't know where it is: "Who are you? Where did you get my phone number? I don't need to kill and set fire. I am a good person! A good person! Understand?"

"Uh...Okay, Kota Chuxing."

Bob began to sneer: "Make a lot of money as soon as you go out?"

Deadpool slammed his phone angrily: "Are the villains not working these days? Will the mercenaries lose their jobs?"

Then, he picked up the phone again and made the last call: "Hello, Stryker?"

Colonel Stryker said: "I don't need to kill and set fire, you go and catch someone for me, it's called Carlos, the one with wings..."

Deadpool hung up the phone.

He looked at Bob calmly: "Bob, which one is more important, love or bread?"

Bob was speechless, and reluctantly guessed, "For others, I don't know, but for you... bread?"

"No!" Deadpool firmly vetoed.

Bob was a little moved: "Wade, I really didn't expect that you still have a conscience."

"Of course money is important!"

Deadpool said firmly: "With money, you can buy any kind of bread, and chicken tacos..."

He pressed the redial button while talking: "Make an offer, Stryker! This business, my brother took it."

Bob: ...

I don't know that there are villains, and they are continuing to 'pursue' themselves tirelessly.

During this period of time, Carlos is trying to isolate Magneto and Charles from contact.

Although it is already known that the other half of the baby's genes cannot be changed, in order to give birth to a shark-like face, the 'mother' should avoid 'unsightly existence'.

He united most of the students of X College, seized all the time, surrounded Professor Charles, and strictly prohibited Magneto from appearing within three meters.

Magneto couldn't take it anymore.

So, 10 minutes after hanging up Deadpool's phone, he picked up the phone again regretfully: "Deadpool, I want to place an order!"

Deadpool was overjoyed: "When luck comes, it can't be stopped, and when business comes, it can't be stopped. Magneto wants to drive people out of X Academy, and Stryker just wants to arrest people. The two tasks can be done together! Brother’s little angel is indeed a mascot that attracts wealth and wealth.”

Bob is indifferent: "However, you want to kidnap your mascot."