Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

my program is messed up

Although he really wanted to meet the God Carlos who 'rules this world' immediately, Tianqi was still quite arrogant.

If it's just looking for it alone like this, compared to the other party's 'many people', I always feel a little... downcast.

Tianqi, who once claimed to be a god, is unwilling to reveal such a weak side even in front of his peers.

Therefore, he decided to prepare some of his own team first, at least make up enough of the four knights, so that he would be full of confidence when he went to meet that 'God Carlos'.

He quietly left the 'Kallos Theological Office in Egypt' and embarked on the road of looking for helpers.

Then, he met Deadpool.

Deadpool 12 wanted to resign.

He is not like that stupid Bob, who can ignore those too many jobs for the sake of five social insurances, one housing fund and a stable life.

For Deadpool, S.H.I.E.L.D. is really too busy an organization.

At the earliest time, its name was 'Strategic Danger Intervention and Espionage Logistics Office', and later gradually developed and changed to 'Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau'.

From the name, we can see that its jurisdiction is very wide, and it will intervene in everything related to 'danger' on the entire earth.

Therefore, many countries and organizations think that they are nosy, but SHIELD has been working hard to contribute to world peace.

Therefore, when Deadpool joined Aegis, he was sent by Nick Fury to perform various tasks around the world, including drug smuggling, terrorist riots, important hostage rescue, and investigating suspected aliens in a certain place. Traces of the stars...

All in all, a wide variety of missions, ranging from reality to sci-fi.

'The difficulty of the task is completely out of proportion to the salary, which is not cost-effective. '

When Deadpool tried to reimburse work-related injuries and earn a little more to compensate for his hard work, he was flatly rejected by the bald director.

'...So, brother, let's resign!This kind of work is really not suitable for handsome and charming mercenaries. '

Deadpool was talking to himself, and said with a very vicious mouth: "It is only suitable for old, dark, bald and hopeless old agents."

Therefore, he decided to resign immediately after finishing the last vote.

His last mission happened to be to investigate the cause of 'the mysterious death of certain residents of Egypt'.

So, he brought his little follower Bob to Egypt.

Bob nagged him all the way, such as: "Mr. Deadpool, you should be serious anyway, don't always deal with everyone. Not long ago, Director Fury talked to me again." '

After discovering that Deadpool didn't care, he cleverly changed his words: "Wade, we've been partners for such a long time, even if it's for my sake, you should work hard, it's a big deal Let me write the report for you. '

Deadpool pretended not to hear the whole time.

But what I never expected was that this task was surprisingly simple.

Because, on the streets of Egypt, they were lucky enough to find the reason for the mysterious death of certain residents of Egypt.

At that time, Tianqi, who was robbed by some unemployed refugees in Egypt, was unceremoniously embedding the person blocking the way directly on the wall again, suffocating to death in the wall.

Deadpool, who witnessed this scene, cupped his face with both hands, and screamed hypocritically like a girl: "Oh, what did you see, a murder scene, so scary, so scary..."

Tian Qi turned around slowly, with the gloomy atmosphere of the horror movie "Monster Turns Back".

At the same time, Deadpool held the handle of the katana behind his back with both hands.

At the same time, he moved slightly to block Bob's front: "Hey, good boy, don't look."

Tian Qi watched this scene calmly.

Then, he suddenly smiled kindly at Deadpool, beckoned very seductively and said, "My child, come, come to me. I can help you and release your inner strength."

"Don't call me a child, my father and mother seem to have been dead for many years." Deadpool replied with a slight tilt of his head.

Then, he continued to say to Bob: "Besides, he doesn't look like the handsome brother at all."

"Hey, doesn't it look like it? Why do I think it's a bit similar."

Bob muttered behind him, "Look at that pockmarked face, except he's blue and you're shit...uh, no, I mean, you're barely beige."

"Bob."

"What's the matter, Wade?"

"This time it's finally my turn."

"what?"

"To shut up!"

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"Jarvis, are you infected with a virus?"

In X academy, Carlos 'died' from the couple dungeon again.

He angrily ran to the Stark couple's house, went to find Tony who hadn't left X Academy, and protested fiercely to him, "Jarvis must be sick! Didn't you arrange a regular appointment for him?" Physical examination? A normal enterprise with good benefits will arrange a physical examination for employees every six months, no, every quarter. You should also give Jarvis a regular physical examination, anti-virus, and vaccination."

"Don't compare Jarvis to any nonsense."

Tony raised his eyebrows, and said very proudly: "Jarvis is a great AI, he can check, patch and anti-virus by himself, and I don't need to take care of it at all."

"Then what happened today?"

Carlos said indignantly: "Why do other couples do tasks like 'kiss for 8 minutes'; 'hug each other for 5 minutes'; Being chased and killed by Magneto! Jarvis must be infected with the virus."

"certainly not……"

Tony was still planning to defend himself, but looking at Carlos' green eyes glaring at him, he felt a little guilty for a while: "Okay, I'll ask him."

He knocked on the steel armor standing in the corner of the room: "Baby, come out! Jarvis, dear, did you hear that? Tell him, you are healthy and there is nothing wrong with you."

"Sorry, sir."

Jarvis replied in his usual gentle tone, unhurriedly: "Actually, I think my procedure is a little messed up."

"what?"

Tony wanted to jump three meters high from the floor to express his astonishment: "How is this possible? Tell me in detail, what's wrong with the program, and what are the specific symptoms?"

"I don't know what's wrong."

Jarvis was very honest and frank, and answered without any concealment or reservation: "The specific symptoms... For example, last weekend, I deleted the contact information and email addresses of a total of 42 girlfriends in your mobile phone, There are also past love letters; in addition, I have blocked the invitation posts of the few New York Fashion Weeks you received; finally, no matter what couple copy of the game, if you don’t choose to do it with me, it doesn’t matter Whoever you are with will be hunted down by all kinds of monsters."

Carlos looked at him in shock and admiration: "42 girlfriends? Zeus, Tony, you are amazing!"

"Don't make trouble, Carlos, please get to the point!" Tony rolled his eyes and said.

"What's the point?"

Carlos looked like an expert: "Jarvis's performance is obviously just jealous. This is like the queen Hera. When she is jealous, she will attack indiscriminately. I have seen too many, so it is not surprising. This time , I was indeed implicated by you."

"Stop kidding, he's an AI," Tony said.

"Artificial intelligence also has feelings." Carlos replied.

"Who told you? Artificial intelligence does have emotions, but the process will develop very slowly. Forget it, don't you know what artificial intelligence is?" Tony asked suspiciously.

Then, he thought for a while, and said simply: "There are too many explanations, and you can't understand. In short, you can just treat Jarvis as a robot for the time being."

"If it's a robot, it's even more emotional."

Carlos said very firmly: "Edward's love is very touching."

"Who's Edward?" Tony asked.

"Edward Scissorhands, don't you usually watch movies?" Carlos replied seriously.

"...I watch movies, but I never use things in movies to demonstrate reality, thank you."

Tony couldn't help but rolled his eyes again, with a disgusted expression of 'I don't want to talk to you'.

However, after being messed up by Carlos, he subconsciously wanted to say something more to Jarvis, who had been with him all the time, even if it was some boring nonsense.

So, he thought about it carefully, and suddenly praised softly: "Jarvis, your intelligence level seems to have really improved."

"Really? Thanks for the compliment, sir."

Jarvis's tone rose slightly, and if you don't listen carefully, you can hardly hear it.

But Tony, who is very familiar with his smart butler, obviously heard this joyful uptick.

A look of surprise flashed across those beautiful big brown eyes, and, without knowing it, a childish smile of satisfaction appeared on his face.

Carlos looked at Tony, then at the steel armor that Jarvis was on, feeling something was wrong.

After a while, he suddenly realized something, and asked suspiciously: "Why do you two seem to be in love?"

"Uh...cough cough, how is it possible."

Tony laughed, reached out and patted the armor and said, "He's just an AI."

On that day, the Iron Man card in the game actually changed its id.

The original id Jarvis was changed to: 'I'm just an ai'.

So, when Tony and Jarvis teamed up to do a mission...

"Jarvis, attack quickly." Tony shouted.

"I'm just an AI."

"Jarvis, I'm going to die, I'm going to make a big move." Tony shouted hoarsely.

"I'm just an AI."

"Jarvis..."

Tony had an idea and shouted: "Jarvis, whata!"

"Okay, sir, I am happy to help you!"