Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

There are always people who don't like living a peaceful life

Magneto got his wish and made some "big news" in front of Professor Charles.

Although it may not be the same as imagined, but his reputation in X Academy will probably never be good.

After the pronouns of 'human trafficker, fraudster, and the boss behind the black-hearted bankrupt organization', various titles such as 'scumbag, cruelly abandoning his own son' and so on were added.

In this regard, Magneto said: ... X Academy is too old, why not smash it and rebuild it?There are too many students who are idle, let's drive some out!

Professor Charles replied coldly: "Don't even think about touching my school, don't even think about touching my students."

In the end, amidst the teasing of a bunch of people, "You have to think carefully, have you ever had a child", Magneto finally racked his brains to recall a certain one-night stand n years ago.

Ignore that part of history that is gone.

Pietro and Wanda are probably...maybe...really his children.But it must be explained that it was not born by him, but only his own.

Magneto carefully looked at the non-mainstream grandma Gray Quicksilver Pietro, and was slightly disgusted; then looked at the beautiful girl Wanda in red, and nodded silently, this is not bad.

As a potential female controller, he patted Wanda's head gently, helped her straighten her collar, and showed a fatherly look.

As for Kuaiyin who was staring at him eagerly, he just ignored him, boy, don't be too delicate.

After recognizing the children, Magneto held Professor Charles's hands, and thanked Professor Charles with rare tenderness: "Thank you, you have taught the children very well, Charles."

Professor Charles withdrew his hand vigorously, looked at Magneto who seemed to be possessed by a ghost, smiled slightly, put a piece of paper and a pen on the table gently, and said softly: "Come on, do the math." , Pay off the tuition, meal, accommodation, and book fees owed by your children. For the sake of old friends, I will give you a [-]% discount."

All in all...

This matter can be regarded as a happy ending.

Afterwards, Wanda hugged the ball of wool and sat with Mrs. Maria, earnestly learning how to knit.

She managed to knit a gray, somewhat ugly little sweater, which she planned to give to Vision, thanking him for his encouragement.

Tony was very happy when he found out about it.

He poked Vision's small shoulder with his fingers in a sly manner: "Good job, Vision! There are beautiful girls knitting sweaters for you. As expected of our Stark family, I really have someone to follow. "

The little purple potato looked at him in confusion, and sat quietly on the table.

But later, he kept touching the little sweater Wanda gave him, because it was a beginner's achievement, and it looked much uglier than Mrs. Maria's knitting, but he just thought it was pretty, very pretty, very pretty...

So, when no one noticed, Vision and Wanda started to form a team (hand in hand), chat (dating) in the game every day, and live a wonderful life as childhood sweethearts and childhood sweethearts.

On the other hand, the relationship between Carlos and Warren has been thoroughly known in Carlos's propaganda.

Warren initially found the performance embarrassing.

But after getting used to it soon, he found that this is actually quite good, open and aboveboard intimacy, and declaring his sovereignty and so on... Moreover, people came to send blessings all day long, like a newlywed, beaming and lively, He gradually let go of it.

Carlos was extremely calm from beginning to end.

He seems to be born without the emotion of shyness in his mind, or he is used to seeing large scales on Mount Olympus, so this can only be regarded as common now.

In addition to announcing his relationship to the world, he also went to see the children of Iceman and Fireman's family.

And, before going, he said to Warren seriously: "Go and have a look, if you like it, I will give you one later."

'Isn't this progress...too fast? '

Warren was taken aback by him again.

However, as the god of reproduction, Carlos seems to attach great importance to the matter of 'reproduction', and asked with a very serious expression: "Go and have a look, take a closer look."

Warren maintained a blank expression, and was just pulled to see the child by him.

The little baby who was "blessed" by Carlos himself can't walk yet, but has already crawled very neatly.

Although Professor Charles has identified and believes that the child of Binghuo is [-]% a mutant.But most of the mutants will really show their abilities when they are teenagers, so in terms of abilities, there is nothing special about them for the time being.

But one thing that can be seen is that Little Binghuo is really very smart. He is less than one year old, and he has stopped crying and has already begun to recognize people.

In this regard, Burning John claimed that the child definitely inherited his 'intelligence', so he is so witty and cute.

Iceman Bobby usually glanced at him calmly in this situation, and remained silent with a conniving expression on his face.

But Carlos felt: This is entirely his own credit.

How can a child blessed by the gods be simple?

Back then, Hercules, the God of Hercules, only drank a few sips of Hera's milk, and when he was an infant, he was able to strangle two poisonous snakes with his bare hands.

Now, this child has barely been blessed by the God of Reproduction, and it is completely normal to be a little smarter.Moreover, even if there is no magic of Hercules, there should be something different.

So, he decided to teach the child a foreign language—rabbit language.

Whenever this happens, Warren, who has always been calm, will start to desperately hope that Hank the Beast's research on potions will come to fruition soon, and his wings will recover sooner.

In this way... in the angry chase after the Iceman and Pyroman found out, Carlos could be taken away.

In fact, Carlos did nothing.

He just called out two fat and big white rabbits, and let the child ride them and run around the house.

Then, the pair of rabbits were left behind, and the child recognized the pair of rabbits as godfather and godmother.

"Don't underestimate my rabbits."

Carlos warned Warren and said: "They have a strong reproductive ability. They are my sacrifices, holy objects and messengers. Have you heard of the three caves of the cunning rabbit? This is a strategy that only very smart animals understand, and they are also good at identifying Herbs know how to seek good luck and avoid bad luck, if Little Binghuo can follow the instructions of the rabbits well, he will definitely be a great mutant in the future."

Warren nodded wryly.

Then, he pulled Carlos decisively and slipped away before Binghuo came back.

"Carlos..."

After visiting the children of Binghuo's family (scourge), Warren suddenly asked curiously: "Tell me about your priesthood!"

"Hey, I thought you'd never ask."

Carlos glanced at him first, and then said such a sentence unexpectedly.

Immediately afterwards, he stared at Warren brightly and clearly with those green eyes, with a slight smile on his lips.Such an expression seemed a bit too mature and stable, not as lively as before, always with a little nonsense and chaos.

Warren couldn't help but startled, remembering that he always avoided the matter of "Carlos is a god" before, always changed the topic when he was talking, and always showed distrust and suspicion...

Maybe, Carlos doesn't care about it, but in a certain way, it's really wrong.

Thinking of this, he instantly felt a little ashamed.

So, I couldn't help saying sincerely: "Carlos, if you tell me this time, I will definitely listen carefully."

"Then what do you want to know?"

Carlos was actually not very fussy, looked at him with bright eyes, and said with a smile: "I have a moment, but I really don't know where to start, there are so many things, if you want to know anything, just ask me. "

"Besides the rabbit and the pomegranate, do you have any symbols?"

Warren started by picking a simple topic to ask.

"Yes, and lemmings."

Carlos answered this question happily and in detail: "I liked that little thing when I was young, so I specially gave them great blessings, so that they can have one child in twenty days, and one child can have up to eleven. A cub. But later found out... I seem to have gotten into trouble. They reproduced too fast, causing an imbalance in the biological chain... Pluto specially sent Thanatos, the god of death, to deal with it, so that the lifespan of the lemmings became shorter Briefly, that was the first time I saw Thanatos, the god of death, you know? Warren, Thanatos also has a pair, and his wings are pure black, so beautiful, I wanted to touch it so much... ..."

Warren: Cough cough cough!

Carlos glanced wanderingly.

He bluntly pulled back the question that had traveled thousands of miles: "... sparrows and dolphins are also very friendly to me. Because they are my mother's sacred objects. I can call them occasionally, Also, roses and myrtle are my mother's sacred trees..."

Warren listened carefully, although he still found it ridiculous.

But this time, he tried hard to let himself accept all this miraculously.

Then, following Carlos' narration, he suddenly asked softly: "...will you leave me and go back?"

Carlos stretched out his hand, put his hand in his palm, and said sweetly with a smile: "Honey, as I said before, if I go back, I will definitely take you with me. Without you, even if It is Mount Olympus, where the sky is full of stars, singing and dancing, and in my heart, it will also become dim and lonely."

"Is your ability to tell love stories hereditary?" Warren couldn't help smiling at what he said, and couldn't help but ask jokingly.

"No, it's what I hear and see." Carlos returned a beautiful smile.

The pomegranate trees transplanted outside the window are really blooming like a piece of brocade at the moment, blooming extremely gorgeously.

It's like spring in X College, when everyone starts to form pairs and live happily, there are always some people who don't like such an ordinary life and want to find some discomfort.

After the failure of the last operation to capture the No.11 weapon Deadpool, Colonel Stryker has not stopped there.

It's a pity that he missed the prime of 'Catch the Deadpool'.

Because, not long ago, Deadpool actually joined S.H.I.E.L.D. and became a non-staff agent hired by S.H.I.E.L.D.

Due to the timely handling of the Hydra incident before, the S.H.I.E.L.D., which has not been damaged, is now the period when it is deeply trusted by the high-level, flourishing, and at its peak. One after another, Colonel Stryker temporarily attached to General Ross, Naturally, he seemed much weaker.

Therefore, if Colonel Stryker continues to insist on arresting Deadpool, it is tantamount to an open provocation to S.H.I.E.L.D.

Not to mention that he doesn't have the strength himself, even General Ross probably isn't willing to support him for the time being.

But it doesn't matter, the stubborn Colonel Stryker can't catch Deadpool, he will catch others, such as his favorite Wolverine.

Also, the one who caught it before, but didn't find it useful, and now finds it very useful-Carlos.

It's just that the latter arrest plan is more difficult to implement than the former arrest plan.

Even just when it was proposed, it was opposed by a large number of people.

However, the stubborn Colonel Stryker will not give up.

"From everyone's point of view, the so-called 'fertility assistant' who ignores the ability of men and women to conceive is terrible. But I see it, our hope against mutants. Wait, you won't believe what is being advertised on TV now Those "mutant harmless theory"? This is completely a conspiracy of mutants to paralyze us! If they are ignored, sooner or later they will be like rats, multiplying everywhere, and robbing us of our survival resources. When we get there One day, normal people will become second-class citizens instead. So, we must unite and drive them out."

Colonel Stryker said eloquently.

"You're digressing." General Ross interrupted his 'mutants are harmful' speech grimly.

He never understood where the colonel's hatred of mutants came from, and he didn't want to tolerate such remarks that had no effect on 'building his army'.

"Yeah, that's right. I didn't digress, I was saying 'surrogate'."

Colonel Stryker paused, and continued: "If we can catch him, we can use his ability to create the next generation of all kinds of mutants, and these new mutant children, after brainwashing and With education, it will become the best weapon and defense method for our army to protect the world, fight against mutants, and fight fire with fire."

"What you said may make sense, but I still want to persuade you to give up this idea for the time being."

General Ross objected with an ugly face: "Maybe you don't care about the people under you, but I care about my soldiers. They are all good men, so, until there is no better way, I will definitely not I will lend you someone to suffer the double torture both mentally and physically."

"You misunderstood me, General Ross."

Colonel Stryker calmly explained: "I have no intention of using people as cannon fodder. In fact, recently, I have been thinking about how to defeat him... Then, I finally thought of a wonderful way."

General Ross motioned him to continue with his eyes.

So, Colonel Stryker said triumphantly: "This is the superhero that appeared before - Iron Man, which gave me inspiration. We have been ignoring a very important point before, that is, the 'surrogate assistant' The ability has always been aimed at living beings, he may be able to impregnate a person, a rabbit, or a mouse, but he will never be able to impregnate a machine..."

General Ross subconsciously focused...

"His weakness, or nemesis, is inanimate machinery." Colonel Stryker said with a mysterious smile.

General Ross thought for a while, and couldn't help frowning.

He hesitated and replied: "Tony Stark has become a special consultant of S.H.I.E.L.D., and he is very strict with steel armor, and he will not lend the armor out easily."

"It doesn't matter."

Stryker said unhurriedly: "We actually don't need the powerful ability of Iron Man. After excluding those troublesome abilities, the "assistant assistant"'s own force value is not high. Therefore, we There is no need for the strongest robot or steel armor, as long as the most common one is enough, and for this, I think the water, land and air mechanical soldiers of Hanmer Military Industry are enough to satisfy us."

"But those mechanical soldiers have been taken away by S.H.I.E.L.D...." General Ross said.

"If you open your mouth, you should be able to ask for some in the name of 'research'." Stryker said firmly.

General Ross was silent for a while: "Go back first, I will consider your proposal."

After Colonel Stryker smiled, he turned and left. He was already [-]-[-]% sure of whether this matter would be possible.

Meanwhile, S.H.I.E.L.D. has not been idle.

"What Trask Enterprises, did you read the "Safety Plan for Mutant Prevention" recently submitted?"

Nick Fury asked Hill casually.

"I just watched it last night..." the glamorous Agent Hill replied.

She thought for a while, organized her language a little bit, and expressed it in an objective tone as much as possible: "I think the content is a bit exaggerated. But from a certain point of view, it also revealed some problems. For example, who will manage the Mutants? Moreover, the inference that 'mutants will eventually replace humans' should arouse the attention of some racists and easily cause unnecessary conflicts."

"It has caused conflict." Nick Fury said.

The black director sneered and said, "These so-called scientists just have nothing to do. Aren't mutants human or aliens? After analyzing and analyzing, they even say that they can replace human beings. It's so funny."

Agent Hill remained silent.

"What have Black Widow and Hawkeye been up to lately?"

Nick Fury changed the subject and asked again

"In the Middle East, there is a small task of arms smuggling. I will finish it immediately. I expect to be back this afternoon."

Agent Hill didn't hesitate for a second, and answered very ably.

"By the way... where's the new... Deadpool?"

"He asked for leave." The expression on Agent Hill's face was rather ugly. People with serious personalities would feel headaches about Deadpool.

"Ask for leave?"

Nick Fury asked in surprise: "What leave? Who granted the leave?"

"On sick leave, I was hit by a car on the way to work, and I'm going to have my leg amputated."

Agent Hill pursed his lips, hesitated for a rare moment, and then continued slowly: "He said it was a work-related injury, and he asked SHIELD to pay for his medical expenses, medicine expenses, and the cost of purchasing prosthetic limbs."

"Wait, what prosthesis to buy?!"

Fury asked incomprehensibly: "Doesn't he have a self-healing factor? What kind of doctor do you still see?"

"He said that employees with 'self-healing factors' should not be discriminated against. Even if they have self-healing factors, they should enjoy the same treatment as ordinary employees, such as medical insurance, work-related injury reimbursement, etc..."

Hill struggled to summarize Deadpool's trash talk in concise sentences.

"No money!"

Fury's face was indifferent for a moment: "You go and tell him directly, yes, it is discrimination against him! Which superhero with a self-healing factor would be disfigured? He is simply smashing the signboard of the self-healing world, and it is a disgrace to the entire self-healing world He still has the face to claim reimbursement from me on behalf of the self-healing industry. If he has no money, he will not give it to him! If you have nothing to do, learn from Wolverine, he is a model brother in the entire self-healing industry."

(Deadpool: Hey, Baldy, with your attitude, it's easy to lose my brother.)