Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

chapter on family disputes

That night, Carlos and Warren went back to the bedroom hand in hand.

It's really inexplicable to say that these two people have done it so many times in their dreams, but in reality, it's still a brand new first time.

Therefore, Warren is determined to express all the mental state that is about to collapse and the extremely aggrieved mood for such a long time.Let Carlos know thoroughly that it is wrong to lie.

Carlos also made up his mind to perform well this time.

The reality is different from the dream. In the dream, Carlos couldn't use his divine power, so although they loved each other, they didn't show any difference.

But in reality...he felt that he should show the miracle of being a god to express the importance he attaches to his lover!

So, they looked at each other with evil intentions and smiled, hugged each other tacitly, and kissed sweetly for a long time.

The night breeze of x college blows gently in the ears, and the wind is filled with a breath of green grass.

In this breath, Carlos enthusiastically embraced Warren's waist and threw him down on the bed.

The god who symbolizes reproduction leaned over the mortals, his blue eyes sparkled brighter than in his dream, and he uttered a few deep and regular calls to Warren.

Warren smiled, and was about to tease him, when... following this rhythmic chirping, many rabbits appeared out of nowhere on the bed, and they jumped onto the bed together.

The male rabbit chased the female rabbit, jumping back and forth on the bed, his long ears trembling.

"What?" Warren froze instantly as he looked at the rabbit on the bed with a passionate expression.

What's going on! ! ! !He was a little sluggish.

But the miraculous things are not over, this is not over yet.

On the floor beside the bed, several small saplings grew out of nowhere miraculously. When Carlos smiled and hugged him, he watched helplessly that the tree took root and sprouted quickly, with luxuriant branches and leaves. , and then, one after another bright red flowers began to bloom freely. Although there was no strong fragrance, they were full of vitality and blooming like brocade, which was very festive.

"This... this... what is this?" Warren stuttered.

"Pomegranate, don't look at them, look at me!" Carlos wrapped around him indifferently, and told him seriously with a smile, "This is a miracle."

'Go to your md miracle!Who does this while having sex? '

Warren: ...I was wrong, and every time I thought you were a jerk enough to stop being a jerk, you could be even more jerk than before!

But Carlos felt very happy.

His face was rosy, he put his arms around Warren's waist, and kissed his Adam's apple and neck sweetly, his golden curly hair hung on his shoulders, and his white wings slowly spread out, gently resting on his back Ups and downs, beautiful really like a little angel.

Warren's sluggish expression was finally touched slightly, and he began to feel his blood boiling again.

Isn't it just a rabbit!Isn't it the pomegranate tree!What a big deal!Just do it if it's a man!

He decided to be quick and easy, holding Carlos' waist with one hand, trying to change the angle to enter the opponent's body...

The rabbits started dancing around the bed, hop!jump!jump!

Dance! ! ? ?

'wtf!Carlos, hell! '

Warren's eyes were red, thinking in pain, he gritted his teeth and successfully buried himself in it.

At the same time, the pomegranate trees grew taller and taller, standing lushly on the head of the bed, and when the bed swayed, they also began to sway along with the bed, and the branches and leaves rubbed against each other, making rustling sounds...

The rabbits began to dance wildly around the bed again, making a strange hissing sound.

In this kind of magical environment, which is not a dream, but comparable to a dream.

Warren gave a dry laugh in despair, and deeply felt that his psychological endurance was really too strong.

Under the pomegranate tree, under the watchful eyes of those rabbits, he was actually able to spend the whole night with Carlos in a "sensational fascination", and finally fell asleep peacefully exhausted.

Warren awoke in bed early in the morning, just as the sun was just above the horizon.

He was completely naked, and when he recalled the rabbit and the pomegranate tree that night, his expression was dull.

Then, he turned his head slightly and saw Carlos sleeping soundly, he really wanted to pick him up and beat him up!

Unable to let go... He looked at the head of the bed with a blank expression again...

Those pomegranate trees have grown tall, with lush branches surrounding the bed, bright red pomegranate flowers, and pomegranates that have already bear fruit hanging there heavily, as if they will be ripe and fall off if they are not careful.

A few rabbits nested under the tree, with their fluffy white bellies rising and falling, sleeping very beautifully, occasionally smashing their three-petal mouths, probably dancing around the bed last night, tired... orz Warren Wood With a face, I don't know what expression to use to express the 'fuck' in my heart that night.

"Go back and transplant them all in the school yard!" At this time, Carlos woke up and said, rubbing his eyes.

"What the hell was going on with you last night?" Warren asked deadpan.

"last night……"

Carlos repeated it stupidly, and after a while, he suddenly said: "Oh! You said those miracles! Don't thank me."

He said triumphantly, "Warren, you should be really proud of having a husband like me."

Warren: ...?

Carlos then proudly published such a passage: "Among the mortals in this world, only you have been favored by the gods, and I decided to accept you as my wife. Zeus, the god of thunder, once brought thunderbolt lightning to the Hera's bed illuminates her wedding room with the electric fire of marriage, illuminates his bride, the supreme union, and henceforth, allows her to hold her noble head high."

"I am like a god king to a god queen. I bring my symbols, the holy tree pomegranate and the sacrificial rabbit, to celebrate our union. From this point of view, even Europa, who is favored by Zeus, is Not as good as you. You know, under the favor of Zeus, she only heard the pretended barking of an unfaithful bull, and only enjoyed the glory of Crete. But you, I am willing to give you the supreme I will send you a whole litter of rabbits and countless pomegranates that symbolize many children, and, in the future, I will take you back to Mount Olympus, where the sky is full of stars."

"What do I want a whole litter of rabbits for? What do I want pomegranates for? Is your head full of shit?"

Warren was unmoved, and asked with a broken heart.

"No, at least at this moment, I'm pretending to be all about you!!"

Carlos answered decisively and affectionately.

Warren stared at him wordlessly.

After a while, he reached out and patted Carlos' raised little head: "Baby, wash your face and wake up, let's have breakfast first. Save the rabbit for the night, burn it and eat it!"

Magneto-addicted to games-Eric, when he woke up in the morning, the first thing he did was to click on the game, release 'Charles', and let him start strolling on the map.

He was obviously a game character, but he looked at Charles bouncing around in the morning exercise on the screen, and poked him from time to time. When he moved, he felt very satisfied.

Recently, although he has been using the excuse of 'discussing the future development of mutants' and 'x college housing shortage' as an excuse, he has been sharing the same bed in Professor Charles' bedroom...how could it be that Professor Charles drove him to the outhouse Resting on the sofa... But in short, he somehow didn't want to act too rashly.

It seems that he and Charles have known each other for decades, but in fact, he has never been able to figure out what Charles thinks.

Mystique Ruiwen's advice on this is: "My brother's words seem to be smart, but he is actually very easy to fool... It is more suitable for boiling frogs in warm water." '

Magneto thinks it makes sense, but he hasn't thought much about how to cook it.

Anyway, let's go head-to-head with a player and fill up the wardrobe of 'Charles' in the game.

So he entered the game again, and saw a player called Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch, commanded his own cards, ran over quickly, took advantage of people's unpreparedness, killed them neatly, and robbed all the experience and clothing rolls , Another set of sportswear for 'Charles'.

Scarlet Witch Wanda lowered her head and ate a few potato chips. When she looked up, the cards of herself and her brother were killed on the screen: "Who did it?!"

She looked through the system information angrily, and shouted to Kuaiyin: "Brother, come out quickly, we have been beaten to death!"

A figure flashed past, and Kuaiyin had already appeared in front of his sister.

At the same time, Wanda also uncovered the "killer card killer" - Magneto.

'...I was beaten to death by my father, do I still want to take revenge? '

The poor pair of brothers and sisters looked at each other in blank dismay.

"That... I almost forgot about the game I played recently..." Wanda asked cautiously, "Do we still recognize our father?"

Kuaiyin hesitated and said, "...But, we don't know if it's the father or the mother?"

"Or, let's meet him up close, and we don't know what kind of person he is." Wanda couldn't help suggesting.

"It's fine to meet him." Kuaiyin nodded in agreement.

Magneto's family affairs are in a mess.

Also living in X College, the Stark family is very happy and happy.

Time flies, and Howard and Mrs. Maria grow older.

After all, they are ordinary people, different from those mutants of X Academy, so they have already aged visibly with the naked eye.

Some people get more stubborn the older they get.

But Howard has become more open-minded after seeing too many sad experiences of mutants in the past few years. He even took off the mask of "strict father" in the past, and publicly and proudly praised Tony, saying Tony is a hundred times stronger than him, and he also said that he loves this son very much.

The cheeky Tony blushed from his boast.

A stubborn father and son who have been at odds for many years finally reconcile thoroughly.

Before, when Nick Fury mopped up Hydra's undercover in Aegis, Tony didn't stop cleaning up the ghosts of the Stark family.

When the ghosts were cleaned up, Tony felt that his parents were getting old, so he planned to take them back home, but the Howards refused.

They didn't like to go home and have nothing to do, and they found new fun and careers in X Academy.

Mrs. Maria was reluctant to part with those mutant children. She neglected Tony because of her busy work back then, but now she has turned all her maternal love into these mutant children; Howard felt purely childish that Stark Enterprises gave After leaving Tony, his own laboratory was also taken over by Tony. It would be better to be at X Academy, where I can do some new research based on these weird mutant abilities, and at the same time, I can also teach some students. Life is pretty good.

Therefore, Tony had to come to X College to see his parents from time to time.

Yesterday, when he was throwing money in the game, he encountered the illusion created by Jarvis.

At first, Jarvis actually taught Vision to call Tony his mother, but later, in order to 'raise children', he consulted some human books in time. Although as an AI, he still has no special feelings for human beings. I understand, but according to the summary of the data in the book, it seems that people of male gender usually don't like to be called mother.

So, he cleverly taught Vision to call Tony Papa again.

Fortunately, Vision is not a real human child, he is also composed of data, so after changing the program a little, he immediately changed his words, and this was the scene where he hugged Tony's thigh and called him dad. Of course, he was still dad land.

After Tony discovered the little vision, he didn't know what Jarvis had taught him before.

I just remember that Jarvis once said that this intelligent AI is actually the result of copying his own key programs and changing a few places.

If you say that, it can be regarded as your own indirect creation, then there seems to be nothing wrong with calling him Dad.

So, he happily recognized this son, and felt that Vision was much cuter than the robotic arm in the laboratory. He also had a sudden inspiration and planned to take this son to meet his parents.

He made a simple robot, covered it with a q version of Vision's plush doll skin, and then temporarily transferred the Vision's data package.

However, the purple potato image designed by Jarvis is really quite speechless... There is no way, the aesthetics of intelligent AI and human beings may be a little different.

However, Mrs. Maria still likes Little Vision very much.

Knowing that it was a robot, she still couldn't help but put Little Vision on her shoulders, took it with her wherever she went, and even planned to knit him a little sweater to wear.

Howard glanced at Little Vision, and said duplicity: "You will do these useless things all day long to please your mother."

Tony replied with a smile: "Hey, Dad, I helped you please your wife, you should thank me."

"My wife wants to please you?" Howard rolled his eyes, but the corners of his lips were still slightly hooked: "When will you find me a daughter-in-law back? I think the girl named Pep from before is very cute." good."

"Of course Pep is a good girl." Tony said casually, "But unfortunately, she doesn't like your son."

Howard turned his head suddenly, with a look of hatred on his face: "What are you talking about? You can't even catch up with a woman, what else can you do?"

"I can still make you a grandson!" Tony pointed to Vision, and said confidently, "Look, how happy my mother is."

'Have a bad enough son! Howard's blood pressure went up a bit, and he was once again glad that he didn't listen to him fooling around and went back to the Stark family's old house to retire. Otherwise, he would not be pissed off after such a day-to-day life.

Mrs. Maria didn't care about the daily bickering between the father and son, she had already seen it, and felt that the father and son just had enough to eat and had nothing to do, and it was uncomfortable not to bicker all day long.

So, she hummed happily to herself and prepared to bake a cake.

In fact, when the scale of x academy grew bigger and bigger, it had already hired special chefs to provide food for the students.

But Mrs. Maria likes to bake, and there are many students who support her, so she still likes to bake some small cakes every morning and distribute them as gifts to everyone. Because of limited energy, they are usually limited editions on a first-come-first-served basis.

However, most of these cakes will still fall into Carlos' mouth.

He can always think of ways to cheat, threaten and lure from his friends.

But Carlos is so 'bad' that Mrs. Maria still can't help laughing every time she thinks of him.

'That kid is so cute, just as mischievous as Tony was when he was a kid. '

Thinking with a sigh, she prepared the utensils to be used. At the same time, because she was about to start making cakes, she was afraid that the movements would be too big and the little illusion was not used to it, so she carefully placed the little illusion standing on her shoulders After looking at the table beside him, he turned to make cakes.

The q version of purple sweet potato, so he obediently sat down on the table.

He looked at Mrs. Maria's busy back and stared blankly with no expression.

As a newly created program, he was not as intelligent as Jarvis had developed.

Therefore, most of the expressions and actions are written in the program. For example, before holding Tony's thigh and calling Dad, I learned the actions of those children on the Internet.

But now, with no similar scenario to invoke imitation, he has absolutely no idea how to respond.

At this time, there was another voice of conversation outside:

"Did we come a little early?"

"It's getting late, like this. Wanda, you go inside first and take a good seat. I'll take a look outside. When people come in later, we can take a closer look."

While talking to the Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver instantly turned into a silver shadow and disappeared without a trace.

Wanda, who had long been accustomed to her elder brother's swift and decisive actions, turned around obediently to find a seat.

In fact, she was very uneasy about this 'recognition action'. She didn't know whether it was right or wrong, and she didn't know whether it would succeed. Besides, there was also the relationship between her father and Professor Charles... It was so complicated that it made her People have headaches.

In such a disturbed mood, she just found a seat out of her mind, and as soon as she sat down, she suddenly saw the little purple potato who was standing up from the table, and could move.

"Oh my God, I thought it was a toy..."

Wanda suddenly stood up in fright, took a step back, and soon realized that X College was safe, so she hurriedly asked, "Sorry, are you?"

Instilled by Jarvis with the vision of a full set of British gentleman style, when he saw Wanda approaching, he immediately stood up and stood upright on the table.

After asking at Wanda's exit, the q version of the purple potato villain bowed slightly in a personable manner, and said in a polite British accent: "beautiful lady, nice to meet you, I am Vision."

Wanda immediately laughed involuntarily.

She introduced herself generously: "I'm Wanda, are you a new student? The mutant ability is smaller? I mean... you are so small? Sorry, didn't offend you, right?"

"No." Vision replied seriously: "Good lady, no matter what you say, it is not an offense to me."

Then, he seriously described his identity: "I am an artificial intelligence that has just been born."

"Artificial intelligence?" Wanda's eyes widened in surprise, which made her, who always pretended to be mature, look very childish and cute.

"Yes, my father is also an artificial intelligence, and my mother...or my father is a human being. I was born very shortly and I am still studying hard, so if there is something wrong with the words, please forgive me. Please forgive me." Vision replied.

"A human, and an artificial intelligence, it's amazing." Wanda had never heard of such a thing.

"Love is all magical." Vision repeated the words he had seen in books in a flat tone.

Then, he continued to narrate: "My human father has always been busy. I haven't seen him since I was born. I was lucky enough to recognize him until yesterday."

"This is really great, congratulations." Wanda said sincerely.

This inexperienced little girl usually pretends to be precocious and steady, but now facing an apparently equally innocent artificial intelligence, she couldn't help but reveal her childish true colors.

Moreover, a similar experience of 'recognition of relatives'.

She even couldn't help but poured out her heart to the illusion: "I really want to recognize my father..."

Then, she briefly talked about her relationship with Magneto, and then asked Vision distressedly: "Say, will he recognize me and my brother?"

Vision thought about it seriously: "According to the analysis of most of the data, when a parent encounters a child who accidentally loses contact... the probability of him recognizing you is as high as 90.00% at [-]."

"Thank you for your comfort." Wanda smiled brightly.

The phantom stared at her, and the little purple sweet potato was extremely solemn: "I am an artificial intelligence, and I can't comfort people. This is the result of data analysis."

Wanda smiled even more happily: "Yes, yes, but thanks anyway."

Vision looked at her, seeming to wonder why she was so happy, and after pursing his lips, he replied, "You're welcome."

"Can I touch you?"

After a while, Wanda finally stopped smiling, stared at the little purple potato in front of her, and asked softly.

"of course can."

Vision replied kindly.

Wanda then stretched out her finger and gently touched the little purple potato's head: "It's very soft and warm."

"Because the head is sewn with soft cotton cloth, in addition to the metal frame, it is also stuffed with a lot of cotton." Vision explained seriously.

"The head is stuffed with cotton...hahaha" Wanda laughed to herself again.

Vision looked at her blankly, and thought about the previous conversation over and over again, but couldn't figure out what she was laughing at, so he couldn't help but sigh in his heart like Jarvis: "Humans are really hard to understand." . '

It took a while for Wanda to hold back her laughter and asked again: "Mr. Vision, can you tell me how you managed to recognize your relatives? Maybe I can learn some relevant experience."

Vision nodded, and objectively told the whole process of 'I hugged my thigh and called Dad'. As for being shy, how can artificial intelligence have so many emotions!

He first said, "When I woke up, I was pleasantly surprised to see my father appear, so I rushed out and hugged my thighs and called my father."

Wanda started laughing again, and Vision had to stop, waiting for her to finish laughing before continuing.

When talking about "Dad is throwing money, a bunch of bad guys saw him recognize Dad, so they called him Dad too", he said to Wanda: "Although I am an artificial intelligence, this kind of behavior of stealing other people's dad is really too much." Shameless, I think that feeling that the circuit is about to burn out must be what you call anger."

Wanda almost died of laughter.

The hallucination was unclear, so he raised his head and looked at her, completely puzzled, how could such a story that was supposed to make people extremely angry make her so happy?

Then, he thought, maybe this is what humans call optimism!

Considering Jarvis's gentleman education, after telling this story, he specially complimented Wanda, saying that she is really an optimistic and good girl, even after hearing such an angry story, she can still do so. happy.

Wanda couldn't stop laughing.

Vision was confused for a while, but he still didn't forget to sum up his experience seriously.

He tried to tell Wanda, who also wanted to admit his relatives for a while: "When you confess your relatives, you must not be shy. You have to shout louder and call Dad directly, otherwise, it will be easy for a group of bad guys to take advantage of it."

At this time, Wanda was laughing at herself like a madman.

She held the Vision villain with both hands, and kissed his forehead happily: "Thank you, Mr. Vision."

At that moment, the illusion felt that the circuit board in the body had probably been burnt for some unknown reason.

He pursed his lips: "No You're welcome."