Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

I really want to make big news

In a high-end hotel, after some "serious teaching" by Deadpool, Bob deeply repented of "his inaction to protect himself wisely", and the small flame of justice that only existed in his youth was rekindled in his chest.

For the sake of justice, he made up his mind in his heart and encouraged himself: "Even if I am a mere fish, I should contribute to this society. Be a good person, Bob!"

"Mr. Deadpool, let's attack another Hydra stronghold next! We must figure out what Zola's algorithm is, and then find a way to stop the insight plan." Bob said seriously.

"Oh, don't be so anxious. Come here, Bob, let's take a look at the supper menu first!"

Deadpool was wearing his red and black tights and a white disposable bathrobe provided by the hotel. He held a cup of steaming milk tea in one hand and asked with a list in the other: "By the way, which country do you like to eat?" dishes?"

"Anything is fine, I'm not picky about food."

While answering in a good-tempered manner, Bob walked over with his laptop in his arms, glanced at it casually, and then pointed at the list in Deadpool's hand in surprise: "Wait, Wade, you said...that's the menu ?!"

"Well, that's right." Deadpool replied calmly: "Look at this girl, her ass is really up."

Bob looked at the 'menu' of big breasts and fat buttocks in Deadpool's hand, rubbed the hair on his head with his hands, and shouted frantically: "Please, Wade, is it time to order 'food' now? God , You were so calm and reliable a few days ago, and you said such inspiring words to me... just let me maintain the illusion of 'Deadpool is a superhero', a little more time, okay?"

"You can go on hallucinating, but only hallucinating."

Deadpool looked at him sideways, said earnestly and mysteriously, "One thing, I must correct you, I may be super, but I'm not a hero."

"But... even if you are not a hero, this matter... this matter involves millions of lives, don't you plan to take care of it?"

Bob stammered weakly and asked.

"Poor Stupid Bob."

Deadpool looked at him with sympathy and pity: "Why do you always like to find some boring things to do for yourself that are beyond the scope of your ability?"

"That's millions of lives, not a frivolous thing." Bob argued.

"Yes, that's right. But it's not our business. I'm a principled mercenary, and I don't do business without money, Bob."

While answering, Deadpool put down the milk tea, grabbed Bob's computer, opened the e-mail, and started typing on the keyboard.

"But you scolded me the other day, irresponsible, selfish... God, I don't understand what you are thinking, but what are you doing, Wade? Aren't we discussing how to stop Hydra ?”

"That's right, Hydra."

Deadpool muttered thoughtfully: "A monster with many heads, devouring flesh and blood, with insect eyes and wings, and sharp fangs... But it's hard to kill, but it doesn't lose the soul. This deal is not worth it. Marvel's The screenwriter is so boring, can you create more villains with personality to fight? Hydra Hydra is always a hydra, and Hydra is almost disabled now, it can't do a superhero, so it's just like this It's really enough to go out and whip the corpse..."

Bob began to enter the expression state of lovelessness again.

Because, looking at Deadpool who hadn't been serious for two days, he became crazy again, and said something that no one could understand.

"Okay!" Deadpool finished writing an email quickly and clicked send.

Then, he turned his head and continued to teach Bob: "Stupid Bob, don't you know who the nemesis of Hydra is?"

"How can Hydra have a nemesis?" Bob raised his head in a daze, panic flashed across his eyes, obviously not so indifferent: "Wade, you don't know how terrifying they are..."

"All right, all right! Don't create a sense of terror, Bob."

Deadpool stretched out his arms to embrace him, and said with a friendly look: "The nemesis of Hydra is Captain America! Didn't you read comic books when you were a child? Now, my brother has returned the information you investigated There is a cause of the incident, and all emails have been sent to Captain America. After he sees the email, he will definitely go to save the world and save the people. Don’t ask me how I know Captain America’s mailbox, this is the industry of mercenaries Confidential... as for us... Bob, don't you think you should be serious?"

"What serious business?" Bob raised his head blankly and asked.

"Of course it is the unemployment problem we are facing!" Deadpool clenched his fist and said.

"Oh my God! You're right! My five social insurances and one housing fund!" Bob screamed, crouching down with his head in his arms...

"To be honest, the five insurances and one housing fund are a bit difficult..." Deadpool thought.

Then, he took a sip of milk tea and said generously: "But you will always have work with me. Keep up your spirits, Bob."

"But I don't want to work for you!" Bob muttered sadly.

So, Hydra's insight plan went around and went to Captain America.

But when Captain Steve Rogers found Nick Fury to investigate the situation, the calm black director replied: "Oh, this. Actually, I have expected it."

He gave a long list: "As early as Howard was almost killed, we began to secretly investigate the problem of Hydra undercover in SHIELD. You see, these people are all on the list."

Steve looked at Fury in surprise.

The black chief patted his chest triumphantly and assured him: "For so many years, our work has not been in vain. Don't worry, everything is under control. But..."

He changed his tone and said: "This time, the information you provided me is really useful, and it makes up for many of our blind spots and details that we didn't find out. If we can find the person who sent the email, we should be able to understand it better. Some, how did they develop that insight project, which will be of great help to us in eradicating Hydra... Do you mind letting my agents commandeer your computer and investigate the origin of this email?"

"Of course." Steve nodded in agreement.

Then, seeing Fury's confident look, he couldn't help letting go of the anxiety he had just received when he received the email, and smiled subconsciously: "Next, it's nothing to do with me, right?"

"Not yet, but when they take action, I still hope the Avengers can help."

Nick Fury bluntly took the opportunity to ask for it.

"Yes." The captain agreed very simply.

A few days later, Bob was in the hotel, anxiously waiting for Deadpool to return.

Before leaving, Deadpool claimed that because he had no money to settle the hotel bill, he had to do a few tasks to make money first.

So, he mortgaged Bob to the hotel first.

Bob found a hidden corner to hide. He was afraid of being chased and killed by Hydra, and he was also afraid that he would be left behind by Deadpool.

Until the door was knocked, he jumped up from the ground and opened the door excitedly: "Are you back, Wade?"

"Sorry, I'm Coulson!"

The man outside the door raised his head, showed a super friendly smile, and stretched out his hand: "Hi, Agent Coulson, nice to meet you, Bob."

After half an hour,

Sure enough, Bob was successfully persuaded by the super-friendly Coulson.

He immediately resolutely and ruthlessly abandoned the unreliable Deadpool, happily joined Aegis, became a partner of justice, and never made money from ignorance.

In his dream, he once again lived a happy life of nine to five, five social insurance and one housing fund.

One month after joining the company, Bob ushered in a new task.

"This is the special agent Deadpool, and you will be responsible for contacting him in the future." A SHIELD agent briefly introduced.

Deadpool pressed the handle of the knife and smiled: "Yo~ Bob!"

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As for the Insights program?

Under the cooperation of SHIELD elite agents and Avengers, it has long been strangled in the embryonic stage.

All of this was doomed long before Howard died.

Unbeknownst to everyone, the great Carlos has saved the world once from the very beginning.

The weather was clear and cloudless.

Professor Charles happily sat in the study, watching the children playing wantonly outside the window as usual, thinking with a bright smile: "Today is another beautiful day for world peace."

At the same time, Magneto stood at the gate of X Academy with the Mystique Raven.

"What is he doing here?" Shockwave Alex showed a look of surprise.

"Raven." Hank didn't pay attention to what Alex said at all, and looked at the blue-skinned girl stupidly.

Carlos stroked his chin with a disapproving look on his face: "As soon as he comes, I will have unsavory dried fish."

However, no matter what everyone thinks, it is useless.

Professor Charles came out calmly pushing the wheelchair.

"Long time no see, Eric."

He smiled gently, and greeted him like a friend he hadn't seen for many years. Then, he turned his head slightly, and stared at Mystique intently with his blue eyes: "Ruiwen, welcome home."

Tears flickered in Raven's eyes: "Charles."

She stepped forward, bent down, and hugged him.

Not far behind her, the corners of Magneto's lips curled slightly, and he said politely, "Long time no see, Charles."

However, in his head under the broken helmet, there are miscellaneous but excited thoughts: [Whenever I stand opposite Charles, I feel very dreadful in my heart, and I really want to make a big news. 】