Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

You guys are ignoring me today!

Many people think that the real strength of Iron Man lies in the steel armor, without the steel armor, he is nothing.

Ignore Tony's self-joking 'genius, billionaire, playboy'...

In fact, not everyone can put on the steel armor and display its combat effectiveness.

For example, a sniper rifle will become a headshot assassination weapon in the hands of the Winter Soldier, but if it is in the hands of Carlos, who does not know how to use thermal weapons, it will be used as a wooden stick at best.

Therefore, if you want to drive the steel armor well, first, you must understand the armor, and know all the weapon systems, defense coefficients, and even energy systems of the armor, so that you can use it like an arm; Has a very high driving talent.

This is like, there are many people who can drive, but there will always be only one person who becomes a racing driver, or even wins a championship.

Some people may also say that there is artificial intelligence in the armor.

But you must know that intelligence is always an aid. When fighting, only the driver really makes the decision.

Therefore, the person who is most suitable to wear steel armor and maximize the combat effectiveness of steel armor, who meets those two standards, is only Stark and his son.

The Stark father and son's status as genius scientists is too shining, making most people ignore their talents in other areas, such as driving.

Needless to say, Tony's talent in racing.

Before being assassinated by Sangbian, he had run several laps on the field, ranking among the best, not inferior to professional racers.

Perhaps, in the future, after he is no longer a billionaire, a scientist, or an Iron Man, he can change his career to become a racing driver.

As for Howard, let alone.

During World War II, they drove fighter jets, and their driving skills were even better than Tony's.

Therefore, when Tony was in danger.

Howard, who was old and strong, chose to choose the dazzling golden-red steel armor, and flew over from X Academy.

Like a divine soldier descending from the sky, he beat up the guy known as the 'Sangbian': "Spicy dick!"Your father didn't dare to confront me back then!He was kicked out of the country after being beaten three times, five times and two times by Lao Tzu!You tm dare to come forward!I can't kill you!Tell you to bully my son!Tell you to bully my son!Tell you to bully my son!

However, although he succeeded in beating the mourning whip to a disability, his actions were too violent, and because of his old age and lack of strength.

After the battle, Howard didn't get out of the armor for a long time... his waist was twisted.

Tony finally knew why his father was obsessed with finding Captain America, what kind of friendship...

His father simply has an eternal 'superhero dream' in his heart!

He had no choice but to find a place where no one was around, and helped his old father out, dumbfounded.

Then, he was scolded bloody all over his face.

Although it is a good thing to have someone to protect you when you are in danger.

But now... it's also pretty bad.

Because, he once again experienced his childhood 'nightmare' and was scolded by his father like a piece of shit.

"... Reactor palladium poisoning, are you waiting to die? Why did I give birth to a son who is so stupid and stupid like you! I am so disappointed in you!"

"I didn't wait to die! In fact, if you are not satisfied with me, you can find Carlos and make another one yourself."

Tony interrupted him hastily, and returned with his habitual irony.

At the same time, he also explained: "I have already contacted a powerful doctor, but I have not met a master who can guarantee that nothing will go wrong. Professor Charles also said to help contact Magneto, that guy has a bad reputation, I can't trust that kind of ambitious person , what if he threatens me to promise something... So, unless there is really no other way, I will consider him..."

"Then why don't you build a new energy source to replace the palladium element first, and wait for the surgical technology to mature?"

Howard continued to question.

"Dad!"

Tony shouted quite brokenly: "Are you sure, you are talking about building a new energy source, don't you mean building a hamburger?"

"What's the difference between this and making a hamburger?" Howard waved his hand domineeringly.

"...??!!"

That night, Stark and his son were in the basement again, rattling all night.

To be exact, only Tony was tinkling.

Howard, who was twisted, sat there watching the whole process, only using his mouth to sarcasm, neither doing anything nor making suggestions, watching Tony busy all night... Finally, it was successfully done!

Tony held the shining blue triangle in his hand, grinning brilliantly: "Haha, Dad, it feels like a dream, it's so simple, I created a new element."

Howard was filled with pride.

But his mouth continued to implement the persecution education he pursued to the end: "Stupid!"

Then, around four or five o'clock in the morning.

The two iron men swaggered, flew side by side into the sky, took to the streets, coquettishly stepped on model steps, and went to Starbucks to buy coffee.

When the waiter asked 'Who is Iron Man', the two said: "Bodyguards, both of us are Tony's bodyguards."

waiter:……

A group of SHIELD agents who were temporarily in charge of Stark's affairs were almost driven crazy by the father and son.

Buy coffee, buy coffee, wear your paralyzing armor, will you die if you don't show off for 1 minute?

(Stark and Son: Yes!)

The Starks have done so much.

As a direct result, people turned their attention back to the superhero Iron Man before betting on 'Street Angel'.

According to legend, the former was a posing for a photo. Apart from the fact that the young man was too beautiful, after such a period of licking the screen, the popularity has gradually dropped.

But the latter is a genuine existence.

The bored onlookers began to guess how many Iron Man there are?Which is the real Iron Man?Is Iron Man Tony's bodyguard?How much did Tony bill him?Does the government ignore high-tech weapons like steel armor?

For a time, there were different opinions.

Meanwhile, Natasha is also in a dilemma.

She's only halfway through her 'monitoring assessment of Iron Man's suitability to join the Avengers' mission.

In fact, due to the existence of Howard, Tony put up the sign of S.H.I.E.L.D. consultant early.

But the program... is not right.

The normal procedure definitely requires a senior person to give a certain evaluation, and only after reaching the standard can he be allowed to join.

In this regard, Howard Stark, the veteran of S.H.I.E.L.D, volunteered: "No one knows Tony better than me. I even know when he started not to wet the bed."

But the assessment he handed over to Nick Fury...

The Director-General has said so far, 'I don't want to see this kind of shameless and unlimited report full of personal subjective color'.

Although Howard always looked disgusted in front of Tony, he used all the compliments in the report to praise his son.

For example, [Character Analysis: Tony is a genius and strategist, he is full of responsibility for people and things, he is brave, optimistic, handsome, witty, like me (capitalized, bold)...] [Assessment result: Nothing is him Can't do it, as long as he wants to. 】

[Suggestion: Owning him means owning a national treasure. 】

Nick Fury rolled his eyes: ... Hehe, do you think I believe it?If you're talking about Captain America, I'll believe it.

Therefore, Natasha's task is to conduct a second [objective] assessment of Tony.

But Carlos' sudden incident completely interrupted her mission process.

Carlos is also very important.

He is related to the cooperation between S.H.I.E.L.D. and mutants.

Due to the status of Professor Charles, Nick Fury intends to do it himself and take full responsibility to the end.

He believes that at present, there are only two main issues that need to be solved specifically: the issue of mutant ability registration; and the issue of follow-up processing once it is inadvertently exposed.

However, it never occurred to me that during the first question, the director made a slip of the tongue and was thrown on the street.

Fortunately, the handling of the second problem is progressing smoothly.

But after that...

A group of agents had no idea what to do with Carlos, who had occupied the SHIELD branch, lived leisurely every day, lived a life of reaching out for clothes, opening his mouth for meals, and occasionally sleeping on the lap of a beauty.

train?educate?

Give me a break!Anyone who is not afraid of 'kidney deficiency, pregnancy', whoever goes, promises not to stop!

When Fury didn't know that Carlos had such a weird ability, he mistakenly thought that the other party had only the ability of flying.

Therefore, his original plan was: "Take the opportunity to detain people, take them back for his own use, teach and train them, and transform them into a living force of Aegis."When the Avengers are formed, you can join the Avengers with Natasha and Hawkeye. '

Unfortunately, the plan is not as fast as the change.

The wrong information in the early stage caused him to be overthrown by Professor Charles, and the plan in the later stage collapsed.

Carlos's uncontrollable nature made him a chicken rib, and it would be a pity to discard it if it was tasteless.

For a moment, Nick Fury didn't know what to do.

The situation is too chaotic.

Iron Man can't handle it, mutants can't handle it, and Captain America becomes a part-time job.

In addition to his 'kidney deficiency', the black director is planning and calculating these things every day, which is a headache to death. If he has hair, it is definitely a sign of graying overnight.

In the end, Nick Fury resolutely decided: 'reluctantly' to give up Carlos.

There are indeed uses for abilities, but why... Aegis can't eat it!

He decisively issued an order to Commander Hill of the Aegis Division: "Let that little bastard go back to X Academy as soon as possible! Inform Natasha, stop wasting time on him, seize the opportunity, and get rid of Tony Stark. "

Thus, Carlos unknowingly achieved a great achievement: [Become a... an ability user that is despised by both the X-Men and the Avengers. ] Carlos is not aware of these problems for the time being.

Because, the night before Nick Fury ordered him to 'get out'...

He woke up from his sleep, and a Norse god from Asa God Realm suddenly stood in front of his bed.