Needle tip pressing wheat mango

Show composure, hide in the bathroom cubicle and listen to other people buying me and Ling Xiao, who will win? At present, Ling Xiao and I have a [-]-[-] winning percentage, and I am still slightly inferior to him?I felt a little annoyed, so I called Lao Qi while sitting on the toilet, and asked him whether he bought it for me or Ling Xiao.

Lao Qi chattered on the other side of the phone: "What are you talking about? Can you win by buying something?"

As soon as I heard it, I knew that this girl had done something sorry for me: "Stop pretending, I knew you would lose if you bought it!"

Gao Dapang shouted behind Lao Qi: "I bought the wheat and you win! But it doesn't matter if you lose, isn't it just 100 yuan? I am tall and fat and can afford to lose for my brother!"

I propped my forehead depressed, how low is your EQ, tall and fat?This kind of brotherhood doesn't make people happy, does it?

Complaining and walking out of the cubicle, I froze as soon as I went out—Ling Xiao was standing in front of the sink, turning on the tap with his back turned to me!

He is used to wearing black and white clothes, today he is wearing a close-fitting black shirt, and when he is standing, he still has the kind of arrogance that no one else can imitate. Even if I didn’t see the face in the mirror, I knew it couldn’t be someone else.Ling Tuicao lowered his head and shook off the water droplets on his hands, and wiped off the paper towel next to him.I have pity on my back against the compartment door, sweating profusely in my heart, is this person a cat?Why is there no sound at all?

Should I explain?What did I just complain about?Did you say anything nasty...

This appearance in the bathroom is too embarrassing. Ling Xiao is a robot. This kind of atmosphere can only hurt me as a human being, but not him. I have to say something.

"Ling Xiao, we are in a team for today's match..." I pretended to be relaxed, halfway through my words, Ling Xiao looked sideways at me, as if I had been hit by static electricity, I hurried forward, and handed my right hand in front of him involuntarily, "Take care of me!"

Ling Tuicao glanced down at my hands: "You haven't washed your hands yet."

"..."

Ling Xiao's voice has its own bass reverberation, and when he said something embarrassing, it was so embarrassing that he rushed straight to Xiaohan. I said "oh", and hurriedly put my hands that were not dirty at all under the faucet, sensing that the water outlet was not giving me face, I was stunned No water!I was so cramped that I was sweating. At this moment, Ling Xiao stretched out his hand and turned the switch next to it with his fingers. The water flowed steadily into my palm.

"It's not inductive." He said, this time his tone was quite gentle (for an iceberg), as if addressing a mentally handicapped child.

I know it all!The faucets in this bathroom were changed collectively last week, and now they are all replaced with twist-on type. Didn’t I just see him turn off the water?

My heart was ticking like my hand, and when I turned my head to slip away, I heard Master Duicao say with care like gold: "The paper is here."

I don't plan to wipe my hands, I'll dry them if I don't dry them, and the paper is still on your side...

When I stretched out my hand across Ling Xiao's chest and pulled out the roll paper three times, I seemed to feel the contempt of the iceberg covering my back.

"Anything else to take care of?" Ling Xiao asked.

The frustration hit me so slow to react.

"Then I'll see you at the game." After speaking, the team leader left.

Whether it was his tactic or what, obviously he succeeded.I, Qiao Mai, have never felt so deeply my foolishness in my life.

The old nonsense is really not bragging about accumulating game experience for us.Electronic referees have been moved to the training hall, and replay videos have been set up. Except that there are no spectators, it looks like that.Of course, we moved the equipment, and I was exhausted before the game started. Lao Hu folded his arms and directed at the side, asking me to move the referee equipment here for a while, and move it there for a while, Nima alone The scoring device is not a beckoning cat, so where should it be placed?

I managed to fix the referee device, and when I wanted to go down and warm up, Lao Hu gave orders again: "Qiao Mai, Ling Xiao, you two, go and try the light contact."

I turned around and stared at him, which pot was not opened and which pot was lifted!

Old Hu raised his eyebrows: "What? You are being asked to do something for the team and still put on face? Shouldn't young people do more? Did you see what Ling Xiao said?"

Lao Hu asked me to watch it, and Ling Xiao had already inserted the radio detector under the sword and behind the metal jacket.When I thought about stabbing Ling Xiao, I have watched him compete for so many years, but I haven't tried a sword on him yet. This unprecedented first sword made me a little nervous, and I didn't dare to neglect it.I hurriedly inserted the device behind the hilt of the sword, and wanted to say to Ling Xiao, "Okay, let's try it." When I looked up, I saw Ling Xiao had already walked towards me, shaking the saber lightly in his hand, the flexible blade Like a bright silver whip, it made a "whoosh" sound of breaking the wind.

"Are you ready?" Ling Xiao asked me.

I thought to myself that I still need to prepare, but I saw him turn his wrist and flick the saber "hula", and the tip of the sword hit my chest like a whip.

That strike seemed like an electric shock, I was dumbfounded and clutched my chest, thinking that it wasn’t right, didn’t everyone tap lightly on their clothes before the competition?

Although the form of the jab is more important than the content, it is not painful, but it is quite annoying to think about it. This kind of fancy chest lift makes me feel like a lowly soldier standing in front of the instructor and being trained.

Well, thinking about it better, it might be molesting~ But if I ask the instructor "Are you molesting me, sir", the instructor will definitely answer me honestly "No, that's your illusion".Team grass is so boring.

Old Hu said indifferently over there: "Well, the light is on. Qiao Mai, try yours."

If Lao Hu asked me to try it, I would try it. If I hadn’t been wearing fencing uniforms, I would have rolled up my sleeves and swung him around.

Guiltily, I looked him up and down, like looking at a white poplar plant wrapped in silver, hesitating where to attack him, and when I hesitated, the saber in my hand... lightly tapped his chest.

"The light is not on." Old Hu said.

"Huh?" I said.

Old Hu impatiently: "What? The light is not on! If you want to stab you, just focus on stabbing! This device is relatively old and not so sensitive. The seven-foot man looks like a little girl. He is not your wife, you Afraid of stabbing him?"

I thought to myself, you are a person in your forties, why are you so unaware of words and emotions?It's wrong for you to say this, Ling Xiao, and put the account on me!

I was so tired that I said to Ling Xiao, "I'm sorry, then I will stab again."

"Yeah." He was generous.

I stabbed him in the chest again, and raised my head. Ling Xiao didn't show any expression. I turned around again, but I didn't see the light on, but I saw Lao Hu's wrinkled face:

"Qiao Mai, have you just learned how to saber?!"

How can this be my fault?I'm putting in a lot of effort, okay?Obviously, it can turn on the light with just a light stab. I don't think your machine is old. It can obviously go into the crematorium!

Nima is not good at stabbing, but the head office is good at chopping!

I raised my arm and was about to slash Ling Xiao's body, but Ling Xiao suddenly grabbed my hand with his backhand.

It's over, I'll say people are angry!You must have thought that I was trying to trick him on purpose, didn't you want to give me a shoulder throw or something?He hadn't taken the catching move yet, and I had already twisted my body cooperatively, in order to minimize the damage.

Ling Xiao grabbed my hand, he didn't cut my hand backwards and then kicked me to kneel on the ground, he just raised my wrist to look at it, and finally said: "You didn't insert it tightly."

I turned my head, only to see the plug of the detector slip out of the socket a little bit.

"Joe Mai!"

Old Hu was roaring, I plugged it in again, but after shaking it a few times, it loosened again. It was indeed a problem with the equipment. "Change to another one." I shrugged at Lao Hu, "These two don't match."

Lao Hu asked Gao Dapang to bring a new set of detectors, and Gao Dapang went there slowly. I looked back at Ling Xiao, wanting to chat a few words by the way, but he ignored me at all, turned around and left.When Gao Dapang brought the new socket, I plugged in the equipment and was eager to poke, but I couldn't find anyone to poke after searching for a long time.

In the end, I found Ling Xiao in the game video. The leader of the team was sitting alone behind the monitor. Everyone was elegantly folding their legs, half arched their backs, and was concentrating on studying the slow-motion video.I thought to myself that he is still interested in this, and he is quite cute. If he didn’t come to the fencing team, he should be a [-]-some engineering man.

I walked around behind him calmly, raised my saber and tapped him on the shoulder: "Hey, what are you looking at?"

Ling Xiao turned around in a daze, the red light was on, it was on the display screen, and it was in his slightly stunned eyes, which was very eye-catching.

Don't underestimate me, brother, I am also someone who knows how to use pre-match tactics~

When we were ready, Lao Hu asked us to line up. The team members finished setting up the kendo and adjusted the video. They stood in a row exhausted, with sore backs and backs, and listened to Lao Hu's explanation of the competition process.

The beginning of the article is all old bureaucratic, no matter what, let us belittle us first, say that our training is not serious enough, let us look at the foil and epee team members, to be reasonable, we are training when they are training, We are also training when others are not training, how do you see it?Anyway, after blahblahblah for a long time, I can pick out a bone that looks like a thorn without a thorn.I tried my best to hold back a yawn, but Lao Hu called me by name:

"Qiao Mai, if you yawn, type it boldly."

"Report coach, no yawn!"

"Then why did you open your mouth so wide just now? Waiting for food?"

Everyone in the queue laughed, and I replied, "It was a sneeze, and I choked it back."

Lao Hu was choked speechless by me, isn't it amazing?Talking back to Lao Hu has to be technical, you can't