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Rubbing his face regretfully, "Oh, I should have taken a photo with him at that time..."

I laughed, yeah, why don't you like it?You have to remember this, Mother Qiao, you must be dissatisfied when I bring him back to be your daughter-in-law!

Knowing that Ling Xiao doesn't dislike homosexuality, and my parents are die-hard fans of Ling Xiao, the confession in my heart can no longer be suppressed.But I have no experience in this matter, and after all, I am confessing to boys, and there are relatively few teaching materials. To be on the safe side, I plan to consult Aunt Tian who is far away across the ocean. She should have more experience in confessing to boys than me. .

I tactfully revealed to Aunt Tian about my crush, Aunt Tian dragged me like crazy after hearing this, and asked me which unlucky person my partner was...

I stared at the phone and said that I will tell you when he is unlucky in the future.Afterwards, Aunt Tian and Auntie dealt with each other for a long time and kissed countless asses before Aunt Tian began to talk freely.

"I may not be more experienced than you in confessing to boys. Your aunt and I have grown up so much. Boys have always confessed to me. Besides, even if I can give you a trick, it is also a way for girls to confess to boys. This girl chasing For men, write a confession letter casually, hand it out shyly, and then the question will be successfully thrown to the man, so women chasing men is the uncle's way of chasing men, and it must not work with you."

Uncle's way of chasing him is naturally not good, because the person I'm chasing is the uncle.I asked, "Is there any way to pursue slaves?"

"There is a way of chasing slaves, so men chase women. This is a test of your boyfriend's strength. You have to work hard to create various romantic scenes. For example, if you want to chase someone in your team, don't get excited, auntie I'm just giving an example, nephew, if you don't like me, you can use another example, or change to someone who chases male colleagues?"

I thought for a while: "Let's just use this example."

"Which example~" Aunt Tian laughed eccentrically on the phone.

"Just chase teammates!!" Damn it, my face is almost familiar!

"Oh hehehe, let's do this. Chasing teammates, you can rent out the entire cafeteria, isn't your cafeteria big? If you don't have money, you can show your cuteness to the cafeteria master and ask him to allow you to hang banners, balloons What the hell, order a three-tiered cake, stuff it with candles and roll it out to celebrate his birthday, and then come out holding flowers and kneel down on one knee to confess! In short, let the whole world know that you are chasing him! Although it sounds clichéd , but girls like romantic dramas the most, as long as she doesn't hate you, she will definitely fall into the trap! But your partner is a man, and the success rate may be slightly lower..."

Recklessly!How can I let the entire national men's fencing team know that I'm chasing Ling Xiao? Is this the right rhythm for the headlines?Ling Xiao was not moved, I have to be chopped off by Lao Hu first, okay?

"Purchasing the venue is not acceptable, it's too high-profile, are there any other low-key slaves to pursue?"

Lao Qi and Gao Dapang, who were out for a walk, came back and heard me asking Aunt Tian about my confession on the balcony, so they also came to offer advice.

Lao Qi said that on the day of his girlfriend's birthday, he put on a minion costume to deliver a courier to her, and sent her a large bouquet of roses and a confession letter, and then he confessed successfully, even if he was rejected It can also avoid embarrassment. After speaking, he gave me a worried look: "But you are gay, so it may not be applicable."

I thought about it, Ling Xiao would definitely not like minions, Pikachu, these things, I can probably put on an Iron Man armor and give him flowers, well, he might not like flowers either, so what about Bumblebee? Done!Fuck Iron Man gave Bumblebee a figurine, I would have been moved to tears!

Fatty said that he has not been in a relationship yet, but a buddy in their high school drew the girl's favorite Yinshi portrait in the snow under the dormitory, and added a dialog box of "爱してる". I heard that It took a long time to practice, but the effect is surprisingly good.

This is also inspiring, if Ling Xiao doesn't read comics, I can draw Batman, yes, this idea is good, Batman and Robin are a couple, if I draw a Batman confession, he might understand!And Lao Hu definitely doesn't know how to use this trick!

My mind is full of various plans, all of them seem to be reliable, and I want to try them out and see Ling Xiao’s reaction, but after thinking about them, I can’t use them all. I can buy the Bumblebee figure, Iron Man How can I pretend to be an idiot, okay?I have to wait until winter to draw Batman and Robin in the snow!

"Which unlucky buddy have you fallen in love with?" Lao Qi asked, "Why don't you ask him what he likes, and then choose what he likes."

What Ling Xiao likes, I really don't know, cat?fish?I knew he liked fencing.

Gao Dapang said sullenly at the side: "You don't like our captain, do you?"

Before I finished speaking, I jumped up and beat him up.

How can you open your mouth for such a top secret? !

ROUND7

Sure enough, you can't ask Lao Qi Dapang about this matter at all, you still have to ask the almighty aunt.

After listening to me on the other end of the phone, my aunt said calmly, "Qiao Mai, do you really want to confess?"

I said yes, of course!Needless to say, didn't you push me to confess all day long?I haven't been able to sleep well for the past two days, so I'll confess early so I can sleep soundly. Don't I want to welcome the Olympics?

The aunt sighed: "I know you're in high spirits now, but you have to be sober, we don't know if Ling Xiao will accept you, you've only cleared the first checkpoint now, he doesn't hate homosexuality, but if To ensure the success of the confession, there are at least two prerequisites.”

My mind is blank at the moment: "Which two premises?"

"Is he gay or bisexual, and...does he have that kind of affection for you?" My aunt gave me a suggestion, "Test him first to see if he is interested in you."

I said how to test it?Looking at him horizontally and vertically now, I feel that he is very interesting to me!

concubine:"……"

My aunt gave me two ideas, asking me to find a fake girlfriend to test Ling Xiao's reaction. Of course, I can't agree to this bad idea, but I can try the second idea. He asked me to pretend to be drunk and test Ling Xiao. Explore Ling Xiao's attitude.

"I know how to pretend to be drunk, but how do I know how to detect his attitude?" I asked.

"Oh, I need to teach you!" The aunt was so angry that she was coquettish, "Of course you can do whatever you want to him when you are drunk. If he dislikes you, he will definitely leave you alone. If he likes you, you can go How much rubbing on him, maybe he will react..."

"What's the reaction? If I rub against him, he can admit that he likes me?"

"Qiao Mai, you are a fucking pig! Go yourself!" The aunt hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

I sat on the toilet and thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized, mother's aunt, you actually taught me to tease Ling Xiao!

I scolded my aunt, and my heart was already scratching my heart like ten thousand claws, I just felt that my face in the mirror had become a bit vile and wretched.Today is Saturday, and Ling Xiao happened to be going to work part-time in a bar at night, so without further ado, I called him with ulterior motives.

"what's up?"

He answered the phone just after it rang, which surprised me. Usually, it takes a long time before answering the phone. Why are you so enthusiastic today?I didn't organize my words well, so I stammered in response: "Ah, Ling Xiao, it's me, Qiao Mai..." It's all nonsense!

"I know it's you."

I was very guilty and coughed: "Well, I'll go to the bar to find you at night."

"What's up?"

"I can't find you if it's okay?"

"You can look for me, but if you look for me, I have to work too, so I have no time to care about you."

I stared at the phone, why are you so cold-blooded and ruthless!It's over, is he not interested in me at all?I said to myself, Ling Xiao, Ling Xiao, I am in an extraordinary stage, very fragile and sensitive, understand, if you treat me a little colder, you may kill the flame of my love in the cradle!

I said, "Don't worry about me, I'll just watch your work and don't bother you!"

Ling Xiao said "hmm": "Let's see then."

Then hang up.

I caressed my small chest, carefully caring for the faltering flame of love inside.

I got my hair done, put on a bumble bee suit, and went to his bar early.When he arrived at the bar, Ling Xiao had just changed into his uniform and came out of the staff room. He was buttoning the last button of his neckline with his head bowed. The bar waiter's uniform was a white shirt with a small stand-up collar and a black vest, which was particularly abstinent. The waist looks very sexy again.Needless to say, today's bar's passenger flow is again dominated by beauties.

I waved cheerfully at him, and he nodded icily at me.

... To be honest, with his appearance, I can't muster up the courage to be obscene.

When Ling Xiao was working, he didn't talk much, except for a few regular customers who might be acquainted with him. Most of the time was bartending, collecting money and tidying up the bar. I thought that you don't care about getting a commission if you are so short of money?Thinking about this poor and spineless appearance makes me feel a little distressed.

Most of the time, Ling Xiao lowered his eyebrows and nodded. Occasionally, a female guest would talk to him. He usually asked his colleagues to stand up to him after he said a few words, and he went to do other things by himself.

The other side of the bar was full, so I had to sit at the booth. A waiter came to greet me. I grabbed him and pointed to Ling Xiao and said, "I'm his friend, please call him over for me, thank you! "

The waiter rolled his eyes and called someone for me. At the right time, another beautiful woman approached Ling Xiao. Ling Xiao glanced at me, and finally realized the value of my existence, so he came over.

"Are you agreeing not to disturb my work?"

I just like the way he is cold and serious, and he is forced by me to talk to me.I raised my hand and said I would