Needle tip pressing wheat mango

However, Ling Xiao just looked down at the notebook of the training arrangement given by Lao Hu, and did not intend to accept my gratitude.This person is boring, forget it, sooner or later I have to get used to it~

Lao Qi asked Ling Xiao why he didn't need to practice.

Ling Xiao closed the notebook and put it aside: "He has special circumstances."

The whole team roared with laughter.

I stared at him, you have special circumstances!

But you still have to rest when you have a sprained ankle. This kind of thing can’t be forced. It’s a special situation. I walked to the side and sat down slowly. I watched everyone being trained by Ling Xiao and teased them from time to time, hahaha , it feels quite cool to watch from the wall~

Lao Qi complained to the captain bitterly: "Captain, can you take care of that guy on the bench, his mouth is too cheap!"

Ling Xiao looked in my direction, and I couldn't help being a little nervous, but to my surprise, he ignored me.

Hey, this is the tacit consent, right?I rely on the fact that Ling Xiao is really black-bellied hahaha!Tell you to talk about other people's little faces behind their backs in the future!

With someone backing me up, I continued to run the train again, occasionally glancing at Ling Xiao's unsmiling back, thinking that I must not exceed his bottom line.

The old seven said while practicing: "Captain, you can't do this. To deal with a brat like Maizi, you have to use the coach's methods and punish him!"

My heart was trembling, could it be that Ling Xiao is going to put a long line to catch me as a big fish?

Ling Xiao glanced back at me, and said to Lao Qi: "Today, I have the final say on whether to punish him or not."

...Can you imagine how I feel?My whole body is going to fly!I also don't understand this humanoid AI. Is this a system change?

Anyway I like this new system~

I just passed the training in the morning so peacefully. If Lao Hu was around, it would be impossible for me to just sit there.Even if I say that my leg is broken, he will smile and push a wheelchair over and let me train on the wheels.Comparing the two, I feel more and more that a human is sometimes inferior to an AI.

Everyone probably felt that although the new captain didn't like to talk, he still had true love in his heart. After the training, the atmosphere in the locker room was also rare and joyful.I shaved my hair and walked out of the locker room. Ling Xiao leaned against the door and raised his foot to block me, and said to me, "Come with me?"

I nodded without thinking, and that daredevil Gao Dapang slammed into me from behind again, I staggered forward, caught the mobile phone that almost fell on the ground, Dapang put his arms around my shoulders and greeted me: "Let's go, eat! "

"No, Ling..." I motioned to Ling Xiao who was waiting for the elevator, "The captain asked me to go with him."

"Follow him? Where are you going?" Gao Dapang wondered.

After thinking about it, I really don't know.

Gao Dapang's face was suddenly filled with contempt of "you don't know where to go, he told you to go and you just go with him".

The elevator door opened, Ling Xiao looked back at me, I patted the tall, fat shoulder and rushed up.When the elevator doors closed, I saw the way Fatty rolled his eyes at me, and I couldn't express the pain in my heart.You can't say that, Fatty, after all, I have a crush on him, and I want to get close to him. I abused him on the field, so I should lower my posture a bit.

I turned around and asked Ling Xiao, "Where are we going?"

"Fifth floor." Ling Xiao said.

"Oh~" I pressed the fifth floor, and I didn't understand the reason why I didn't go downstairs to eat at this time, but went upstairs.

As soon as I arrived on the fifth floor, I understood that the fifth floor was the infirmary, and I completely forgot about my sprained foot.Dr. Liu was paying for food over there, when he turned around and saw us with a strange expression on his face.

"His ankle is twisted, let him have a look, there will be high-intensity training in the afternoon." Ling Xiao said.

Dr. Liu showed me my feet, sprayed some medicine, said that a sprain of this degree is not a big deal, and after speaking, he couldn't wait to eat his takeaway.

"But I'm still in pain, doctor," I said to the quack.

"Pain must be painful. It takes seven days for a cold to heal. Be careful during normal training. Don't participate in training that puts a lot of load on your feet. Rub it every day and apply hot compresses. It will heal in a few days. You Do you think it’s a good thing to give you so many medicines?... Tsk tsk, the seafood risotto at Meixiangju, isn’t it delicious?”

I put my feet away and said, "It's not easy to knead, it hurts when I lift my feet, and it takes a lot of effort to knead."

The quack doctor said that he didn't let you rub it by yourself, but asked someone else to rub it for you. He glanced at Ling Xiao meaningfully and said to me, "How can you rub it yourself? You don't have any tentacles."

"Oh." I was very sorry, "I want someone else to rub it, so forget it, there is no one else here."

Ling Xiao, who was standing by the door, took a deep breath, came over and took a stool to sit on the edge of the bed, lifted my feet onto his lap, and asked, "How do I knead?"

The quack doctor taught him.

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed that the person sitting in front of me and bowing his head to help me rub my ankle was Ling Xiao. If it wasn't because the infirmary is a blessed place for love, or because the captain, Lao Hu, was so well chosen, Being dubbed the captain, Ling Xiao started the captain (nurse) mode.

Ling Xiao lowered his head and didn't look at me, only saying from time to time: "Tell me if it hurts."

With tears in my eyes, I said, "Thank you, captain, you are such a good captain!"

People ignore me at all.However, AI is worthy of being AI. It is a master of human cultural wisdom. It is so comfortable to do massage, with just the right rhythm and strength, and it is easier to use than tentacles.The key is the hand holding the saber, how can the tentacles be so ugly compared to the hands of saber players!

The quack doctor went out to answer the phone, and I was massaged so drowsy that I yawned and leaned against the head of the bed, when I heard Ling Xiao say, "Say something."

"Ah?!" I sat up straight like a carp.

Ling Xiao still lowered his head: "Say something, otherwise this will be weird."

That's right, there was no one in the infirmary, and the sun was just right. We were doing horse killing quietly, and the atmosphere was a bit ambiguous.

I said, "Then let me tell you a joke~"

"Is it funny?"

You are quite picky! "It depends on the object." I said, "I don't know how funny it is to you. I have to try."

Ling Xiao nodded: "Try it."

It's like a prince reading with me, so I started to talk: "One day, the three little pigs built three huts to avoid the big bad wolf, which are..."

"another."

"what?"

"Change it, I've heard about it."

I don't believe it: "When did you hear it? This is not a fairy tale, it's my own creation!"

"Anyway, I've heard it, and it's not funny, change it."

I'm depressed, just change one for another.Suddenly I thought of something: "By the way, what if I make you laugh?"

Ling Xiao stopped and looked up at me: "What do you want to say?"

The sun came in from the window behind me, full of it, like a pool of clear watercolor, everything became very clear under the egg white sunlight, as if looking at the world with a microscope, but this did not detract from Ling Xiao's beauty, I even feel that watching his eyebrows and eyelashes show up one by one, stretched and graceful, is so heart-pounding.

If I don't play a hooligan at this time, it's really useless to come to the national team: "Then... if I make you laugh, will you help me rub my feet for a week?"

I originally wanted to use declarative sentences to look more natural and unrestrained, but in the end, I became a questioning sentence after being cowardly.It was the first time I played a hooligan at such an age, and I was still playing it against a man. I was also a little embarrassed. Seeing Ling Xiao looking at me with an unpredictable expression, I coughed dryly: "The main reason is that your technique is too good. Old Seven, Tall Fatty and the others avenged their private revenge, and my legs will be crippled!"

I didn't dare to look at Ling Xiao, so I looked at my feet lovingly, and then I heard Ling Xiao say: "A week is too long, your feet will recover in less than a week."

"That five days?"

"Three days. Tell me."

After finishing speaking, he continued to bow his head and pinch my feet. He is an expert in negotiating!My side seems to be talking to a computer dialog box, and it is all asking, and I only have a yes or no.

What kind of joke should I tell?I leaned on the soft pillow, I had to test it first, and I couldn't throw out the killer all at once.

"What was the first 3D surround sound music you ever heard?" I said.

Ling Xiao: "Throw away the handkerchief."

"..." I opened my mouth and stared at him. I should answer this question, not you!

Well, sure enough, this person is not funny. Either he guessed the stalk of the next joke, or he said that the joke I said was to amuse a three-year-old child. To be honest, can a three-year-old understand my joke?I refused to accept it, so I said that's fine, and I will tell you something that a three-year-old child can't understand.

"Appreciate further details."

You're quite calm, I see if you will be calm later!

"Four boys decided to send a birthday greeting text message to a female friend. They wanted to be special. A suggested sending the four words 'Happy Birthday'. The four boys ABCD each sent one word. As a result, when it was their birthday, the other three people No, only B did, and he sent the word 'day', hahahaha..."

After the dirty jokes came out, Ling Xiao let go of his fingers and looked up at me.

I was proud: "How is it? A three-year-old child can't understand it!"

"What do you usually watch?"

"I didn't watch anything, just my phone and computer, nothing else." Halfway through the sentence, my eyes lit up, "Hey, you laughed!"

Ling Xiao returned to his ice face in a blink of an eye, destroying the corpse quickly: "I didn't make you laugh."

"Oh? Then what made you laugh? This bed, this window, this glass of water, or this pillow?" I picked up the pillow. Waist!"

Ling Xiao was still very straightforward: "Only three days."

"Okay, just three days!" I put the prop pillow back, "Rub it for me every night, thank you!"

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