Needle tip pressing wheat mango

Naturally, the fans supported me overwhelmingly, and the idiot who was so cheap really didn't want to be lonely again, so he replied: What if I lose?Is it okay to eat shit while taking selfies?

Hehe, I won't lose even if I say that to you!

At the critical moment, Lao Qi went online and replied to the man with a trumpet: If Maizi wins, will some people eat shit?But we don’t care to watch you eat shit, you smell as bad as shit, we can’t tell if it’s you eating shit or shit eating you~[doge]

Lao Qi knew if there was one as soon as he made a move. The guy was choked and disappeared. Lao Qi and I clapped our hands to congratulate.

Lao Qi and I glanced at each other, and felt a sudden shock in our hearts. How dare this guy who hates me so much is really in our team? !I quickly opened the door, but there was no one in the corridor.

"Maybe it's a coincidence," I said.

Lao Qi didn't speak. He patted my shoulder and was about to go back to the room when he saw the door of the dormitory diagonally opposite opened. Ling Xiao came out with his backpack on his shoulders, hung up his earphones, and nodded to us.

I was a little flustered, watching his leaving back, bumping Lao Qi's shoulder: "The team grass will nod to me now."

"You bitch seems to have forgotten my existence."

I looked at him as if seeing a Swarovski crystal chandelier: "...Why are you standing here?"

The intra-team competition came as soon as we said it. Although I said it hard, I actually started to regret it after I set the flag. I dreamed that I was soaked in a puddle of shit.On the day of the game, I paced up and down the dormitory with a growing sense of foreboding.

"It's over, it's over, if you lose, you will live broadcast and eat shit, why should I set this flag..."

Lao Qi said you are stupid, that guy made you eat shit, and you didn't agree.

I was a little unsure, turned on my phone and looked through it, and found that I did not agree, so I leaned on the back of the chair and breathed a sigh of relief. It can be seen that my IQ is still reliable at critical moments.

But this is not optimistic. If you really lose and are ridiculed by that scumbag, it will be the same as eating shit.

Before the game, I was dawdling in changing clothes in the locker room. Everyone around me was chatting and laughing happily. Everyone didn’t care much about the intra-team rivalry. I was the only one who was overwhelmed. When the teammates were almost gone, I sat on the bench overwhelmed and sighed.

Then the cold Ling Xiao came in.

Is this person a cat? !

I stood up at once, facing the cabinet door and dared not make a sound.I'm the only one in the locker room right now, Ling Xiao, who can't read the air, can't be considered a human at all, but a humanoid AI.At this moment, I was still naked from the upper body, and I tried my best to find the collar of the vest and put it on my neck calmly. From the small mirror hanging on the cabinet door, I saw Ling Xiao took off his earphones and took off his hoodie, as if I were air, changing clothes You have to be smooth and smooth.And I seemed to have a dislocated soul, so I was so stupid to watch him change his clothes all the way, until he bent down to tie his shoelaces, picked up the mask and sword beside him and stood up.

With a guilty conscience, I moved my hand holding the door of the cupboard, and the small mirror reflected a piece of snow white, so that it could not die in Ling Xiao's eyes.

This time the AI ​​seemed to be too swayed by me. He frowned and glanced at me. I was still fighting with that vest. When Ling Xiao walked to the door, he stopped suddenly and turned his head to the side. ,ask me:

"What do you want to say to me?"

This slow, heavy subwoofer just blew me away.want to say something to youI do not know……

Ling Xiao nodded himself: "Understood."

Then left.

What do you know bro...

After this, I seem to have already smelled the smell of shit, so when I took the lead to score 15 points and beat Ling Xiao again, I actually didn't know what happened.

Ling Xiao's defeat was justified and very convincing, it's the kind that can defeat you every minute, but it just so happens that the horse stumbles and loses.

If you can't tell the difference if you win him only once, then winning two games in a row, even if I don't have the advantage in the scene, has already made more people in the team side with me.I don't think there's anything wrong, how could Ling Xiao carry it like this, losing to me twice in a row?Am I really a genius who has been born in the Chinese fencing world for a century?And the people I think are stronger than me are actually a lot worse than me. Am I, Qiao Mai, actually such a humble persona?

After the game, I couldn't believe it for a long time. Standing in front of the mirror in the bathroom, looking down at my hands, Ling Xiao walked past me abruptly and shook his head.

Why doesn't this person make any sound when he walks?You have cat feet!

I still can't figure out Ling Xiao. After the second team game, all kinds of rumors that he has a false name flew away. He is still the same, following the schedule that can be called a robot, leaving the house on time at 33:[-] every morning. I left the dormitory building on time at [-]:[-], with a margin of error of no more than ten seconds. If I were washing my face on the balcony at this time, as long as I checked the time, I would be able to see Team Ling coming out of the dormitory gate as soon as I stretched my head.

Even the expression of this person is very robotic, and he has never seen a smile, which is called cool at a good level, and facial paralysis at a bad level.Sometimes when we are tired from training, a few of our team members sit together to rest, and I will tell a few jokes to enliven the atmosphere. To survive in Lao Hu's purgatory, we have to learn to have fun while suffering.I have saved a lot of jokes in my mobile phone, and I can come up with one at any time, making the people around me laugh out loud, but Ling Xiao sat alone, with his eyes closed and no smile on his face. earphone.

I was obsessed with his action of wearing headphones, and suddenly felt that so many jokes and jokes had been saved for nothing.The lights in the dormitory were turned off at night, and Gao Dapang comforted me, saying that Ling Xiao has this kind of virtue, and you can't beat a fart with eight sticks, so don't care about him!

Lao Qi continued: "Big Fatty, you don't understand this, but with our team grass's looks, maybe Maizi doesn't care about him?"

Gao Da Fat snorted: "I admit it, although I don't like him, but the appearance and temperament of the team grass is enough to make girls nympho and make gay guys cum." glanced at me.

When I heard them talk about Ling Xiao's face, I didn't know why I was so guilty, I pretended to be disapproving and said: "Is he just like that, is it that exaggerated? Oh, I'm sleepy so I won't talk, sleep!" Then I turned over Turn your back on them.

Facing the dark wall, I wondered if I was too self-conscious?In fact, my heart was pounding, how could I fall asleep.Everyone is not blind, and Ling Xiao's good looks are as clear as the sun, and they can't understand it any more.

The training places for the men's and women's fencing teams belong to two bases, so there are only a group of rough men on Zishan.Where male animals gather together, if there is no female animal to distract attention, good-looking boys will become the object of ridicule, which seems to be an eternal truth.Although the members of the fencing team are not high school boys anymore, they are not so childish, and Ling Xiao is not that kind of soft-looking little boy, but for some reason, I just don't want Ling Xiao's appearance to become their talking point.

I don't even want them to think that Ling Xiao is good-looking. I would be happy if all these straight men think Ling Xiao is ugly.To put it bluntly, the aesthetics of straight men and gay men are often vastly different, but when it comes to Ling Xiao, they all come to the same goal by different routes.He happened to be that one-in-[-] probability appearance, and he could kill women, gays, and straight men with one blow.

In terms of appearance, Ling Xiao is naturally my ideal type, but I dare not miss him at all. Maybe I was too shocked to see him on TV for the first time, and I subconsciously gave him a relatively high position.But now I regret it a bit, I have beaten him twice, why do I still feel that I can't hold my head up in front of him?

In the dead of night, I opened my eyes and looked at the bright moon outside the window, wondering if I had given him too much...

After the results of the second team competition, I was completely elated. Now, no matter whether I posted selfies or cosplays on Weibo, Chijue Tianxia never came out to express my opinions.But I don’t want the post bar to be bloody again. I heard that I won Ling Xiao twice, and the bar is boiling. If the last time was a blast, this time it’s a pressure cooker.Especially my sunspot trolls, they are all slapped in the face and speechless now.

The direction of the wind began to reverse. Some people said that Ling Xiao was really putting on airs. Some people ridiculed that when two strong men meet, they must suffer. Give me the report of the present world, which is very satisfying.

You said that these people, isn’t the correct way to watch the game to congratulate the winners, how do they know how to hurt the losers?

I was filled with righteous indignation, and I replied online: No one in his eyes means he is strong. I guess Ling Xiao must have been a top student in high school. I don't see your red eyes~

The person who broke the news didn't reply to me, but the ID who had alienated Ling Xiao and me before came out: Dugu Qiubai, are you sick? Are you Ling Xiao's fan or Qiao Mai's fan?

Someone below replied to him: I don’t understand, they are called CP fans~

I still have training in the afternoon, so I don't have time to tangle with these people, so I had to report the leaking post.

Lord, you can do your part, delete this post quickly, and when I come back, if I still see the post hanging on the homepage, I will report it to Baidu Tieba!What you are slandering is a future Olympic runner-up, do you know that?

It is true that Ling Xiao and I are rivals, but I still have to defend him on issues of principle. After all, I will hug him on the Olympic podium in the future.I don't like standing on both sides