God, I don't want to be a matchmaker!

"You were very happy to see it just now."

They said goodnight to Daiyu and went back to their room. Linglong picked up the mirror hidden in her sleeve and smiled lightly at Xiao Mo.

Xiao Mo gave her a middle finger very bluntly, and Linglong laughed happily.

Only at this moment did Xiao Mo realize that Linglong's eyes were still swollen.She said with some embarrassment: "Linglong, you just cried."

Linglong's smile stopped abruptly.After a long while, she said slowly, "That's right...it's just a play, isn't my acting very realistic?"

Xiao Mo didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only smile awkwardly, and reluctantly said: "Yes, it's very realistic... Have you thought of a countermeasure? You won't really plan to stay here until you get married Bar?"

Linglong said: "Of course I have thought of a countermeasure. You are so stupid. If you rely on you, you may not be able to stay here until your daughter-in-law becomes a mother-in-law!"

Xiao Mo rubbed his nose in embarrassment, and said: "You don't need to be a wife, when we get married, the Jia family will almost copy it, and the damned one will almost die."

Linglong smiled and said, "What is death? It's just where you came from. For the characters in the Red Chamber, death is their eternal life."

Xiao Mo sighed, and said: "Great God, can you stop talking about words? Forgive me for not understanding the twists and turns of your gods. Can you explain it more straightforwardly?"

Linglong frowned and thought for a long time, and finally said reluctantly: "Okay!"

"Actually, the Red Chamber was a fairy tale at the beginning. This myth is not completely fabricated. At least all the women in it have immortal positions in the illusory realm. Do you know what calamity is? If you have cultivated to a certain level, if you If you want to go up to a higher level, you have to go through a catastrophe. This catastrophe can be man-made, or it can be determined by God. The event like the Red Chamber is specially prepared for those little immortals who should go through the catastrophe. Their Cultivation is not enough for the catastrophe, as long as you survive this human catastrophe."

Xiao Mo said: "That's it! Then what if we can't pass the tribulation!"

Linglong spread her hands and said, "It's not that bad, this kind of catastrophe will at most stop the cultivation, it's not like the heavenly catastrophe, when it comes, you will be completely caught off guard, once you make a wrong step, the catastrophe will never be restored, and you will be wiped out."

After hearing this, Xiao Mo joked, "It's so serious, then don't go any further, lest you go wrong."

Linglong was stunned for a moment, and said with a half-smile: "How can it be so easy?"

Xiao Mo asked: "You said this was a man-made catastrophe, who is the person who laid out this catastrophe? Police fairy girl? Let's just intervene like this. If the calamity is messed up and these immortals fail to pass the catastrophe, then But what should we do? Fairy Jing Huan won't come to us to fight her life!"

Linglong said: "She will definitely come! But if she is looking for it, she is looking for me. You are an unknown person, she will definitely not care!"

Xiao Mo: "...Then can you deal with her?"

Linglong said: "What is she? She will call me uncle when she gets in front of me! I'm afraid she's a little girl?"

little girl...

Xiao Mo suddenly remembered that in Dream of Red Mansions, Fairy Jing Huan didn't seem to be too small, even if she was small, she was bigger than Linglong!

Xiao Mo then asked weakly: "Linglong, how old are you this year..."

Linglong frowned, and said in displeasure, "Are you stupid! Don't you know a girl's age and don't ask casually!"

Xiao Mo: "Okay, okay, I won't ask any more!"

Linglong closed the mirror with her backhand, making a crisp "pop".

"Go to sleep!"

Xiao Mo saw that the other side of the shelf suddenly became pitch black, and couldn't help but feel speechless for a while.

Is this... being forced to hang up the phone?

Cut, just hang up when you hang up, sleep when you sleep, who is afraid of whom!

Xiao Mo angrily turned off the lights and went to sleep, but Linglong looked at a corner of the room solemnly, and said with a sneer, "Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, why should Nephew Jing Huan be hiding, come out! "

"Uncle Master guessed that I'm coming, but I can't guess what Uncle Master intends to do!" Fairy Jing Huan showed her body and gave Linglong a little blessing.

Linglong said coldly, "Don't guess if you can't guess it, don't worry about it."

Fairy Jing Huan was so choked by Linglong that she couldn't speak. After a long time, she stammered and said: "Uncle Master also knows that this is a catastrophe. Although it may not be a big deal in Uncle Master's eyes, but to us , but it is a major matter, it is really embarrassing for me to intervene out of thin air like this."

Linglong said: "You know better than me what's going on with Crimson Pearl Grass. Of course, I'm not interested in taking care of your crap. If you don't want everyone to know about it, then leave me alone." .”

Fairy Jing Huan's face turned blue and white, she gritted her teeth and was speechless.

Linglong sneered and said, "Why, why don't you get out of here? You're so vile and shameless, it really stained my eyes! If you didn't think you were disgusting, you would think that I could let you stay in front of me until now!"

Fairy Jing Huan flushed with anger, and said angrily: "Uncle, don't be too arrogant! The way of heaven is reincarnation, maybe someday it will be useful when I am too illusory!"

Linglong flicked her sleeve robe, and said with a smile: "Why, you dare to threaten me? What are you? You cleverly borrowed the name of Heavenly Tribulation, entrapped Jiangzhu, and captured Shenying's Yuanyang, one by one, haha , It's really a trick, it made me afraid. But don't forget, I am an ancient god, you are just a female official in the heavenly court, and killing you is no different from crushing an ant. If you die, I will take care of the sky. The emperor will not pursue it, anyway, there are many people who can sit in your seat!"

"You...you...you!" Fairy Jing Huan trembled from being scolded, but she dared not refute anything.What Linglong said is correct, others respect her as a female official, but what is Linglong's identity?Not to mention, just the group of people around her, everyone defends their shortcomings and doesn't even talk about reason. If Linglong wants to kill her, she won't bother her to do it herself, and she will already be hit by a thunder from nowhere The ashes of the beating were wiped out.

"What are you? Who gave you the guts to point at me! Where did you come from? Get out of here. Let me tell you, I will take care of Jiangzhu's affairs. If you have the ability, go and ask your mother's decree to arrest me. Otherwise, when I see you again, I will definitely not forgive you like this!"

Fairy Jing Huan almost gritted her teeth, but she had no choice but to turn around and leave.When she returned to the illusory realm, she angrily smashed a precious coral plant, and said with tears all over her face: "What! A loach without feet! How dare you scold me like that! If one day you teach me to take advantage of it, Fall into my hands, and see if I don't peel you off to relieve the humiliation I have suffered today!"

A fairy on the side persuaded: "My aunt, please don't talk about it! There are no eyes and ears anywhere in the sky and the earth. If her old man happens to know what aunt said today, isn't aunt causing trouble? You want to punish that person." , just think about the countermeasure in your heart, why bother to talk about it for a while!"

Fairy Jing Huan's eyes flashed, and she asked: "Could it be that you have a way?"

The fairy said: "It's not a trick, it's just a little secret from hearsay."

Fairy Jing Huan happily said: "Just tell me, whether it is useful or not, I will reward you!"

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