It took all my luck to meet you

565L:

Sir, are you counting money?

Landlord:

Reply 565L: I just checked the balance of □□, how do you know?Is it still taking out fortune-telling?

666L:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you are sold!

676L:

Landlord!The boss and his family are all routines!

Landlord:

Everyone calm down, don't be too nervous, although the poster is GAY, but you can't judge people with eyes.The host is very principled, he doesn't want to be a straight guy, he shouldn't be a mistress.Xiongzi is straight at first glance, and he feels very safe. Besides, he is still a 16-year-old boy. The host is 25 this year. Will he be afraid of a minor?ha!joke!

Nothing happened at night, on the contrary, the landlord was very embarrassed.The landlord likes to put his legs a little higher when he sleeps, so that he can sleep comfortably.Everyone also knows that the host is 187cm tall, and his neck is full of legs. The next morning, Xiongzi was almost crushed to death by me...

In addition, some people say that the host lives by luck, but in fact, the host is very lucky.The landlord always feels that a person's luck in his life is quantified, and the fortune is uneven.In the past, the host would do one good deed every day to accumulate good fortune. Since meeting the new rabbit, the host will do ten good deeds every day.

Now doing good deeds is not as easy as imagined. For example, the last time the poster saw an aunt carrying her luggage to find the XX hotel and couldn’t find it. With one glance, he galloped away in an unusually vigorous manner.The host was very confused at that moment, but this didn't dampen the host's heart!And expand the benevolence objects from humans to other species!

Since then, the landlord has set foot on the side of the pedestrian crossing and is stationed at the sidewalk, specially catching old men and women crossing the road.Every day after get off work, I squatted beside the road at a fixed time, with my eyes shining on every trembling crowd who needed help.

Later, the effect was outstanding... The poster received a pennant from the traffic police brigade when I went to work today...

Because the owner of the pennant received an extra month of bonus, this trick has been difficult to use since then.Every time the landlord goes to the crossing for a stay, he will be chased away by other colleagues. He argues that this time he is on duty for the lottery, and it depends on everyone to make a fortune, and the landlord cannot be alone.The landlord has no choice but to say that getting rich first will lead to wealth later, and ultimately we must achieve common prosperity. Can you guide me so that the landlord will not be left behind.

In the end, it was Xiong Zi who finished his homework and passed by. He felt that the host was ashamed of squatting on the side of the road in ripped jeans, freezing like a dog, so he dropped ten yuan and took the host away.

The colleague, who has no eyesight, happily picked up the money and put it in his pocket, "Hahahaha, your brother came to ask you to do homework again? You are really hardworking and studious. Did you go to Tsinghua University or Peking University?"

"Beida Jade Bird at the gate of Shang Tsinghua University, you are the only one who has a lot to do." The landlord lit a candle for him, and dragged Xiong Zi away.

Xiong Zi doesn't go to the company very often, and when he does, no one at home asks his father's office to do his homework. He is very fresh and refined, different from the group of coquettish adolescent rebels outside.

Everyone knows that the host is a foreign language major. Besides, the host’s grandmother is German, so the host’s private work also includes being a tutor for Xiong’s son. It is for this reason that the host is particularly diligent in arresting people in KTVs and bars. After all, the fee paid by the boss Very high, more cost-effective than going to work.

Let’s just say that our boss is a good person with many benefits, and the landlord was very flattered when he was ordered.The original words of the boss are like this, "Xiaolou, you are learning a foreign language. You are a Chinese-German mixed race. You must speak English very well, not to mention that the fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders."

Boss, you are so right!

Although the poster is learning Japanese, Germans still have a bit of a tongue when they speak English, and Japanese are not very fluent in English, but Qian is my father!

When I was leading Xiongzi home, I also met the newcomer Rabbit. At that time, the pennant in the owner's hand was wet with palm sweat.How to describe it, it's like a zombie running over suddenly in broad daylight, wanting to hug the host and fall in love with the host.This feeling, you experience it.

It was too late to say it and then it was too late, the host was about to run with the pennant in his hand.The landlord accelerated and ran for a long time but was still in place, Xiong Zi, who was dragging his legs, actually grabbed the landlord's schoolbag strap!

Because of the height gap, Xiongzi can only grab the schoolbag strap below, and it looks like he is touching the landlord's butt from the back...

After scratching, Xiong Zi asked calmly, "What did you put in your bag? Why is it so heavy?"

Seeing that he couldn't escape, the landlord replied calmly, "Cat food."

Xiongzi: "Cat food? What are you doing with this? Have you changed your taste?"

It’s like this, because Xiongzi is a god of learning, the host, who eats English for nothing, has nothing to teach except cheating the boss’s money, but the host can’t teach such things as cheating his father’s money.The landlord basically works as a kindergarten teaching assistant to watch the children do their homework.But the process is very boring. Every time the poster goes to see Xiong’s son doing his homework, he will change the back of his schoolbag, and then pack a pack of snacks to eat.

The host stuck his neck and said stubbornly, "It's not for me, it's for the cat."

Xiongzi: "Why are you feeding the cat?"

Host: "You don't understand the world of adults."

Mr. Xiong seemed to be very annoyed by the landlord talking about this. After he finished speaking, his face darkened. He didn't say a word and didn't let go of his schoolbag, and he didn't forget to remind the landlord, "Your colleague is here, don't you call him?" Greeting? What did you do to disrespect your colleagues?"

You talk too much!

Don't let the landlord feed you lollipops when I see you doing your homework in a while!

700L:

The landlord's last sentence is too dirty, so big, ah, ah, ah, oh my god, cover your face.

727L:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you are the kindergarten kid, right?

777L:

The landlord is very worthy of your age number, there is nothing wrong with it.

821L:

I understand the truth, but why does the host want to eat cat food?

Landlord:

There is no more paper in the bathroom, so I will reply while waiting for son Xiong to deliver the paper.

The landlord does not eat cat food.

The landlord does not eat cat food.

The landlord does not eat cat food.

That's right, the landlord doesn't do ten good deeds every day.Because the business of helping ten elderly people cross the road was robbed by colleagues, the owner had no choice but to sell cat food to stray cats in each neighborhood, striving to achieve the goal of doing ten good deeds every day.

For some unknown reason, although the two stray cats near the company are male and female, they have not contributed a kitten to the company for many years.According to the landlord's radar detection, these two cats should be gay.

Not to mention, the host first reposted a Weibo lottery draw, and the prize was still VR.

886L:

Sir, your radar sensitivity is impressive.

888L:

Landlord, what Weibo did you retweet?Say it out and everyone is happy!

Landlord:

Reply 888L: Because the host ran out of paper when he went to the bathroom, the host’s colleagues organized a Weibo forwarding lottery to celebrate this rare luck.Not to mention, the landlord wants to wait for the son of Xiong to come and get angry.