It took all my luck to meet you

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101L:

What about the landlord? Can't you get up?

110L:

Report to the landlord, gay is gay.

130L:

Landlord, come back quickly!Hurry up and tell me if you have spent the night!

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Landlord:

The host has just come back from overtime work and is tired of back pain. Today, he was called by the young lady to go to their department for a tour. As expected, he met a newcomer to the rabbit, not to mention that the host was caught by the boss to work overtime for the first time in his life.

Although it sounds like a lot of sleep, but the host has not worked overtime since he went to work, and even maintains a normal schedule of going to bed at [-] o'clock in the evening and starting at [-] o'clock in the morning.Although I live on the same earth as everyone else, I don’t understand why I have never encountered traffic jams, no bus seats, overtime work, no chopsticks for food delivery, and no toilet paper in the toilet.

But, the landlord, today, all, met.

It's true that life is worse than death. I don't know how you usually survive tenaciously.

Awesome, people of my earth.

...Okay, let’s continue, in fact, it wasn’t the first time Xiong Zi stayed at my house that day.Speaking of assistants, everyone understands that in fact, they can do everything. The boss is busy with work but wants to care for Xiong’s son all the time, so he entrusts this task to the host.When the landlord's good luck is still there, the aura of Xiongzi is not very compatible. Of course, the landlord cannot be blamed for this.After all, what the landlord does is go to the Internet cafe to persuade Xiong Zi to come out, go to the bar to arrest people, go to KTV to give money, go to the bathroom to deliver toilet paper, and go to the boss's house to deliver food to Xiong Zi.

The host thinks that on the day of Xiong’s son’s wedding, it is very likely that the host will pass condoms to Xiong’s son in front of the bed.

But that day the landlord's sixth sense exploded crazily, telling the landlord that he must not agree!Xiong Zi must have a conspiracy!

But everyone knows that there is a kind of aura that does not distinguish between age groups.

For example, the landlord's aura is cowardly regardless of age.

Xiong Zi's aura is a bastard's aura regardless of age.

It's all because the host loved watching Teletubbies too much when he was a child, and suffered...

Closer to home, the host took Xiong Zi home trembling that day, but there is also an advantage to being with Xiong Zi.It may be that the bear son is too full of spirit, and the host, an African, can't help but want to get close to the lost European spirit of the host.

Although Xiong Zi seemed very impatient, but because the landlord is a threat from an adult, he even made the landlord feel European with a dumb face.

Hey Hey.

The landlord called the boss but was not answered. Maybe the boss was busy, but the landlord didn't care and took his son home.

When the landlord opened the door, Xiong Zi still looked disgusted, "Can't you live in another place? It's so small and crowded."

The landlord turned his back to Xiong Zi and rolled his eyes, "Then I will work hard to get a 200-square-meter house this year."

Xiong Zi probably felt that what the host said was right, so he went to compete with the refrigerator with a cold face, "Why is there nothing in the refrigerator, what should I have for dinner?"

Host: "Do you want seafood or stewed chicken?"

Only then did Xiongzi recover a bit, and he went to the bathroom familiarly, got the owner's towel to wipe his hair, "I want to eat both seafood and stewed chicken."

The homeowner's heart hurts so badly!That Kumamon bear towel was brought back by the host after asking a friend from a trip!I have never been willing to use it!Those who planned to go to get angry today were brutally murdered by Xiong Zi!

If it weren't for Xiong's father's salary to the host, the host would have killed him.

Of course, he might not be able to beat him. I forgot to mention that Xiongzi seems to have practiced with others.

Although the host is tall, he was nicknamed "Big Stupid".

The landlord felt a pain in his heart to get the seafood and stewed chicken. His hands shook in panic as soon as he tore open the package. There was no seasoning packet in the first bag of seafood!

The second bag of stewed chicken contained only seasoning packets.

The owner really wanted to cry.

111L:

The landlord actually used instant noodles to pretend to be drunk.

120L:

I feel that the landlord is getting something for nothing, are you really guilty?Isn't life empty when it's all about luck?

141L:

The landlord will pass condoms to Xiongzi in another way in the future.

155L:

Did you sleep or not?Intimidate the landlord with negative points!

Landlord:

Reply 120L: Don't feel empty, buy lottery tickets with luck, live a very fulfilling life, thank you.

The host just went to get some beer and continued talking. At that time, Xiong’s son saw the instant noodles in the host’s hand, and his face immediately became pale. As soon as he snatched it, he forced the host, “You just give me this?!”

The landlord was very wronged, "I'm so unlucky..."

Then, after comparing the before and after, the host couldn't stand the psychological gap, and burst into tears.

Xiong Zi looked at the host in bewilderment for a few seconds, then covered the host's face with Kumamon's towel, and squeezed two words between his teeth, "Don't cry."

The landlord held the Kumamon bear towel corpse and cried even more miserably.

While weeping and hiccupping, I heard Son Xiong unpack two bags of instant noodles and go to the kitchen.

Endure, this trick has been tried and tested.

The landlord wiped his face indiscriminately. Although he didn't cry much, he still felt bad.

Not long after, Xiong Zi came out with two bowls of boiled instant noodles, one bowl was placed in front of the host, "Is life not going well recently?"

The landlord saw his 16-year-old collagen age, and sighed deeply, "You don't understand the hardships of an adult's life..."

Xiong Zi didn't say a word, but stared at the landlord.The landlord couldn't hold back and almost shivered, almost thinking that Xiong's son was going to put the instant noodles on the landlord's head.The host doesn't have the European Qi body protection now, and faces this cruel world naked like a baby!

Unexpectedly, Xiong Zi left a sentence, "Eat quickly" and then buried himself in eating and ignored the host.

Just when the host was about to eat noodles, Xiongzi suddenly said, "I came out with my dad, and I won't go back if we quarrel."

The landlord took a mouthful of instant noodles and burned his heart. He couldn't spit it out or swallow it, which almost turned into chronic pharyngitis.

At this time, the landlord's phone rang, and the caller ID was the boss's father.