It took all my luck to meet you

6111L:

…I’m sorry, may I ask if the landlord in this group of CP is 1 or 0?

6112L:

what happened? ?Eat pig's feet to supplement collagen?

6212L:

I have been standing on Xiongzi's attack, the landlord against my CP? !

Landlord:

The landlord is also very frightened in his heart, Xiongzi's style of painting is wrong!Moreover, the landlord’s family has been drinking big bone soup for three weeks in a row. The owner who sells meat in the vegetable market knows the landlord.

The host didn't cook dinner today, because he didn't want to open the refrigerator, and seeing a pile of big bones would make his stomach sick.Xiongzi didn't go home all day. He seemed to go to play basketball in the morning. He heard that he was practicing yoga in the afternoon.

After listening to the situation of the host, Erha, the head teacher, pondered for a few seconds, "Do you remember that our foreign teacher mentioned something in the chat before?"

The landlord has never been able to remember the matter of Chen Zhima rotten millet, "What's the matter?"

"The foreign teacher grew three centimeters taller when he was practicing yoga at the age of 40..." Erha said, "Although it was stretched, but think about it, he grew taller by playing basketball in the morning, practicing yoga in the afternoon, and drinking three meals a day. Big Bone Broth. This kid is too much trouble, why don't you buy a short one? How tall is he?"

The landlord said: "1.7 meters eight."

Erha paused for a few seconds and said with difficulty, "How big is it?"

The landlord said: "I will be seventeen soon."

Putting on Shorty Le's 1.7-meter-seven Erha immediately exploded, "Crazy!"

The owner thinks so too.

Not long after, Xiongzi opened the door and came in. He didn't smell the familiar recipe and asked suspiciously, "Do you want takeaway tonight?"

The landlord didn't want to give him a detour, so he asked straight to the point, "Do you practice yoga and eat bone broth to grow taller?"

Xiong Zi was stunned for a while, his ears turned red, he nodded and said, "Yes."

The landlord asked, "What happened to the pig's feet?"

Xiongzi said, "Remedies."

The landlord looked at him a few times, "You are not short anymore, you still have a long time to grow your body, what is the reason for jumping up so fast?"

Xiong Zi said, "You don't need to step on your feet when kissing you."

The landlord's face became hot, but he still couldn't hold back, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

6666L:

I don't know what to say to the dead landlord, the floor represents my heartfelt voice:

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6667L:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you don't leave room for yourself

6668L:

Is the landlord alive?

6969L:

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6970L:

upstairs? ? ? ? ?

Landlord:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha The host knows that it is wrong, life is really beautiful, but the host can't control it.Xiongzi seems to be really injured, and he hasn’t talked to the host for several days, but recently the host is also busy, and his work and rest time are often staggered with Xiongzi’s. A few slices of bread and ready to go to work.

In the end, he didn't make it, and there was a big bear stuck on the door.

"You haven't talked to me for three days." Xiong Zi was a little aggrieved, "Did you do something wrong to hide it from me?"

Shouldn't it be normal to say 'what did I do wrong'?

The landlord swallowed the "you're fine" that came to his lips, and looked at the time, "I've been really busy recently, isn't it almost the end of the year, and it's normal to be busy with work."

Xiong Zi stared straight at the landlord, "Do you want to perform better and win a lottery at the annual meeting?"

The landlord argued hard, "Yes."

Xiong Zi retreated from the door, "Anyway, I'm on vacation, I'll cook when I come back."

The host wanted to shiver a little, and then Xiongzi said, "Don't worry, I won't cook any dishes related to big bone soup."

Xiong Zi comforted him again, "You won't practice yoga anymore, don't worry."

Just as the landlord breathed a sigh of relief, Xiongzi said again, "I have issued a card for you, you'd better practice it, so you don't have to strain your muscles when you use it later."

Landlord: ……………………… lying on the grass, what posture should I use, why is it still straining? !

The landlord took the card tremblingly...