It took all my luck to meet you

Landlord:

It's not that the poster doesn't believe in metaphysics, it's mainly because the glaring scam money on the signboard cannot be ignored.

The landlord asked sadly: "Have you fallen recently? How could you, as a staunch supporter of Marxism-Leninism, sell your soul so easily?"

Erha rolled his eyes, "Acquaintances don't need money for fortune-telling."

Landlord: "Which floor is it on? Do you want to bring some gifts when we meet for the first time?"

The studio is on the top floor, the teahouse on the first floor, the chess and card room on the second floor, and the third floor. The fortune-telling and feng shui test. The planning is reasonable. After praying for wealth, go to the second floor for a rub. Simply one-stop service.

Erha suddenly paused before pushing the door, then turned around and asked the host mysteriously, "Do you think the master has a long life?"

The landlord said: "You should be in your 20s."

Erha turned pale with shock: "How do you know?"

The landlord thought about the signboard full of the atmosphere of the second class outside, and didn't want to talk too much.

After entering the door, it turned out to be a young man in his 20s, about the same age as the landlord, but with a mustache on his lips. "Master" greeted Erha, and just about to speak, he heard oh!There was a scream.

Erha threw the mustache in the trash can in disgust, "It's so ugly."

"Master" aggrievedly asked the host about his horoscope.

The owner said, "I don't know."

"Master" continued to ask indifferently: "Give me your date of birth, and I will check it for you."

The landlord keenly captured this verb: "What? Check?"

"That's right," the master opened the notebook and found a website, "My master asked someone to do it, it's very reliable, and it's much more convenient than mental calculations."

The poster has never done fortune-telling before. Comrades, did all the great immortals you met before check people's horoscopes with a notebook?Won't you be beaten?

The "Master" muttered for a while, and then asked the host about the situation, and when he heard the host say [after his luck was stolen recently], he burst into a bewildered smile and let out a slight snort.

His fortune-telling actually laughed at the superstition of the landlord!

If it weren't for being unable to beat him, the landlord would have done it long ago!

After the landlord endured the humiliation and told the story about the Europeans, the master did not say a word, and looked at the landlord with hatred in his eyes. After a while, he pushed a mobile phone with his finger.

Landlord:? ? ?

"Didn't you say you're European?" said the Master. "Prove yourself."

The host thought about it for a while and didn't meet rabbits very much recently, and he was always chasing the bear boy, so he turned on the onmyoji in the master's mobile phone to draw amulets for him.

... The host has never seen an onmyoji whose shikigami only has R, so he took a sympathetic look at the level, which is level 13.

The landlord asked: "How long have you been playing?"

The master pinched his fingers and said, "It's been four months."

The landlord said: "Why are you pinching your fingers now? Why did you check the computer when you did the horoscope for me just now?"

The master said: "Only in this way can I show my sincerity to NetEase's father."

Hehe you big fart.eyes.

The landlord drew out one SR and two SSRs for him very perfunctorily, and said bitterly that the stolen luck has not recovered, and he used to draw SSRs.

The master wanted to jump up and hold the landlord high, but he gave up after visually measuring his height.

While playing with Onmyoji, the master said, "Did you go to Yuelao Temple to worship before?"

The landlord thought about it, and really thought there was such a thing, "It all happened in junior high school."

Erha looked at the host in surprise: "You have tried to fall in love early in junior high school, it's really worrying."

The landlord ignored this frenzied head teacher.

The master asked again: "What wish did you make?"

The host thought about it, but it’s actually not hard to think about it. The host made a lifelong wish—to become a cute little shou like a rabbit.

The master said: "That's it, Yuelao has manifested, and you are not happy to give you a cute little shou?"

Landlord:? ? ? ?

Of course the landlord is not happy!If the original wish was to [want to marry Lin Chiling as his wife], wouldn't the host want to change his gender? ! !

The master saw that the host was distressed, and comforted him, "Don't be self-willed, Yuelao is so busy with work, and finally came to inspect the human world, and you were selected to fulfill your wish because of your good tone, what else is there to be dissatisfied with? "

Who is capricious!This is dereliction of duty, right?Is it dereliction of duty?

The landlord is going to burn incense to the Jade Emperor to sue!

The landlord had no choice but to ask the master for help, "What should I do then? I don't like rabbits."

The master said: "If you don't like it, find what you like. Yuelao is not in a feudal society, and arranged marriages are not popular."

The landlord is a little at a loss, isn't Yuelao a feudal society?

Before leaving, the master finally got a chance and told the landlord, "But this is also a guess. When everything comes to light, it is up to someone who is careful to discover it slowly. If you are afraid that your luck will be stolen, take it with you first." This talisman."

After all, the master threw over a hand-stacked heart symbol.

The landlord also did not expect that this rough guy actually hides such a deep girlish heart.

Erha asked the landlord to take a step first, and he still had something to say to the master, so the landlord went out and waited at the stairs.

Unexpectedly, the wall is not soundproof, so the landlord heard Erha say: "What you told him is true?"

The master said perfunctorily: "The first few sentences are copied from my master's diary, and the last sentence is copied from the chicken soup from Moments sent by my mother."

Erha let out an oh, and said again: "That's pretty reliable, thank you for today, I'll treat you to dinner later."

The landlord stood in front of the gate, like a baby abandoned by the global reliability center.