Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

Before leaving, I never thought that the war would be like this.Neither of the two things that seem to be about "war" or "war" are happening here.

"Oh, it's up to you to play your cards next." Daimyo from the Land of Thunder who was sitting at the table spoke slowly.

Always feel a little hot. .

Land of Fire Daimyo: "I was thinking just now, for the Ninja Medal, the name would be Konoha Hidden Village in Fire Country, Sand Hidden Village in Wind Country, and..."

Again.

Trying to keep my eyes open, I meditated in my heart: war, war, end it quickly, and let me be free. .

"It's too long! Why don't you just call it the Joint Ninja Medal!" The impatient Daimyo of the Wind Country squeezed the cards in his hands forbearance.

"..." Youyou glanced at the daimyo of the land of wind who interrupted, and the daimyo of the land of fire slowly completed the following sentence: "And the country of water, Wuyin village, and the country of earth, Yanyin village, and the country of thunder... "

"Cough cough cough!!" Before he could finish speaking this time, the daimyo of the country of water coughed violently.

Daimyo of the Fire Country: "Oh...why is your throat dry again. Well, it just so happens that it's time for tea. Waiter, waiter..."

"Hello." Daimyo of the Wind Country pointed to me who was squatting in the corner: "Go and make tea."

. . .Forget it, I'm used to it.

"Please use." Slowly setting the cup, I glanced at the daimyo of the country of water.

By the way, when I first came to this stronghold a few days ago, as soon as I saw the old face of Daimyo of the Water Country, I blurted out the words "Long time no see, you are still alive", and then I was scolded miserably by Genma.

Although the previous assassination of the daimyo made my impression of this old hag better, but it was only a little bit.Well, anyway, the water in this glass is not lukewarm. .

Thinking of this, my hand holding the cup and reaching out to the Daimyo of the Water Country naturally did what it should do: "Oh, it's not good for me..."

Swish!A certain figure stood between me and the daimyo with lightning speed.

"My hands are shaking..." After I finished speaking intermittently, I looked at the drenched green vest in front of me with a dull expression, and then I narrowed my eyes guiltily: "Hehe... are you here to change shifts, Xuan inter-captain."

Snapped!

"Hey, you're big." Xuanma expressionless, raised his hand and gave me a slap on the back of the head.

On the roof:

"How many times have I told you, don't provoke the daimyo of the water country, do you think that the last time you were in jail was not long or something." Xuanma lifted the vest that was drying on the side, and said angrily: "Three days ago You were the one who swapped the daimyo's walking stick for a toilet stopper."

"Because it's too boring." I waved my hand indifferently: "You don't know what that daimyo did before, it's too much..."

boom! !

Before he could finish speaking, a nearby explosion shook the whole building.

A few seconds later, a figure staggered towards this side clutching his stomach, shouting, "Enemy...enemy!"

After exchanging glances with Xuanjian, I quickly got up to respond, and stepped forward to support the exhausted ninja.

"You go to the medical class and wait for orders." Xuanjian threw down a sentence and ran towards the explosion site without looking back.

"Wait..." I want to go too. .

After struggling for a second, after quickly checking the condition of the wounded, I silently covered the intestines coming out of the wound on his stomach with my hand, and rushed to the tent of the medical class resignedly.

"The concussion is serious." The medical ninja covered the man with a quilt: "I can't wake up for the time being. But I'm out of danger."

"Is it okay to have such a big hole in this person's stomach?" I struggled for a long time, and rubbed my hands on the blood-stained skirt uneasily: "Before... when I moved him in, a piece of intestine fell to the ground. "

The doctor said that I had never heard such nonsense in my life, picked up the scalpel with a blue face and opened the stitches just sewn, and then gave me an unfriendly look.

I look away unnaturally.

Amitabha sins sins. .

swish

The curtain of the tent was pulled aside.

"Aoi." Xuanma nodded and motioned for me to go over.

"Yes... I'm here."

Genma had a backpack on his back, looking ready to go.

"It's Heijue, who seems to have come to kidnap Daimyo. But the crisis has been resolved by Mizukage-sama, and," Genma paused: "The order from the headquarters is to fly the Thunder God team to send Mizukage-sama to the front line immediately. "

Me: "Hey..."

Xuanjian: "Hey what, don't cause trouble when I'm not around."

Mizukage is on the move, is it possible that the enemy has developed to the point where it is extremely strong.

I don't know how Kakashi has been on the front line for half a month.

I turned around somewhat disappointed.

Why are all the acquaintances on the front line, leaving me alone in this kind of place. .

"Hey, you have to treat me when I come back." Xuan Jian seemed to be aware of my emotions: "It's because of your reluctance."

"Cut!" I blushed: "Who can't bear it!"

Xuan Jian walked away, and I was just about to go back to the guard class, when I suddenly remembered the person who was disemboweled again because I lost his intestines.

. .Go and apologize to that doctor.

Reaching out to lift the curtain of the tent, I was stunned.

The doctor was leaning against the wall lifelessly, his neck was cut open, his body was covered with blood, and the bed where the wounded should have been lying was empty.

"!"

I turned around quickly, but the people behind me didn't do anything, they just stroked my hair with their big open hands.

I took a few steps back in shock, and I stepped into the pool of blood on the ground in a panic.

The touch of my feet made me calm down.

Even Xuanjian didn't notice anything wrong before, this guy. .

"...too ruthless." Looking at the man in front of me, I murmured unconsciously: "You actually use self-harm to sneak into the enemy's rear, it's you, Tianshan."

"Thank you for the compliment," Yaoshi Temple Tianshan nodded, "Miss."

"This is sarcasm, I'm not praising you..." I covered my face with one hand in a pitiful gesture, and secretly pulled out a knife from my back with the other hand: "So, what are you going to do this time? Do you want money? I don't have any money."

"You're talking about irrelevant things again." Tianshan smiled and took out a small bottle from his cuff: "It took me a long time to get this back... Well, the war is coming to an end, and the Ninja Alliance will definitely lose. So it’s time to be yourself again.”

"So, what does the end of the war have to do with 'being myself'." Looking at the two eyeballs floating in the liquid in the bottle in his hand, I twitched the corners of my mouth in disgust: "I don't want that anymore. "

My original eyes were supposed to be in the pharmacist pocket. .

"These eyes are an important legacy of the family. I hope you will use them to witness the end of the world." Tianshan closed his eyes slightly: "This is my wish."

"It sounds good and powerful," I bowed to express my understanding, "but I refuse~"

After pausing for a few seconds, Tianshan put on a clear expression, stepped forward and grabbed my neck, and stretched out his other hand to poke my eyes, and I sliced ​​off his arm with a knife. a piece of meat.

"When..." Sensing something, Tianshan pulled me closer, not paying attention to his bloody arm: "I don't like people to disturb me sometimes."

"Hmph, when I stepped into the tent, I already used the gun to call for reinforcements, and you can't run away." I showed a perverted smile: "If you cut off your head and burn it to ashes, you shouldn't be able to escape." Are you alive again?"

"You can try it, but before that," he said indifferently with one hand.

The scenery around me was changing rapidly, and I couldn't break free from his grip even with all my strength.

I was dizzy for a while, and I fell to my knees on the ground. When I regained consciousness, I found that I was already elsewhere.

Yaoshi Temple Tianshan: "Are you saying that no one can escape?"

"..." After a long silence, I got up and patted the dirt on my clothes, and sadly offered myself a cool song in my heart.

The author has something to say:

Return to missing persons.I haven't moved for a long time, and when I boarded it, I found that it was locked again, so I didn't bother to change it. .