Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Is there no one buried here?"

"Yes, and there is..."

"I see, the next step..."

There were confused human voices in my ears, and I stared blankly with unfocused eyes.

Just now I remembered that I seemed to be beaten to death. .

"Wake up." The male voice next to my ear stimulated my tympanic membranes, my eyes quickly focused, and Genma's big face appeared in my field of vision, and the thousand bonsai he was holding in his mouth almost pierced my nose.

"..." With a feeling of sadness, I blinked in confusion: "Why don't you..."

Genma: "..."

"...Isn't it?" Seeing the inexplicable blackness on Xuanjian's face becoming more and more obvious, I flinched when I suddenly realized that I had been revived with full blood: "Teacher Xuanjian?"

"No matter how I look at it, I must be a living person." Xuan Jian stared at me condescendingly: "What kind of expression do you have?"

Somewhat surprised, I supported my body with both hands and slowly sat up from the cloth on the floor.

Click!

There was a crisp sound in my waist, and I almost couldn't shed tears from the pain.

Even the joints at the shoulders were crackling, I slowly raised my arms and rubbed my waist, muttering unhappily: "It's also a lumbar disc, so don't protrude it for me."

"Are you an old man?" Xuanjian expressed disgust.

"..." I slowly moved my shoulder joints without speaking.

It turns out that brother Xinchun can really be resurrected with full blood and reborn on the spot. .

"Don't get it wrong, this is the natural reincarnation technique of Payne's heretics, and people who die within the time of the technique will be resurrected." Xuanjian interrupted my thoughts: "The facts told by the slug, the enemy at first I just came to catch the tail beast, but in the end Naruto's will affected the enemy, so..."

Me: "Well, can I complain."

Xuanma: "I can't."

Me: "Cut."

"...What are you cutting?" Xuanjian popped a well on his head, completely lost the mood to explain.

Knowing the fact that there were no casualties, I stared at the ground absent-mindedly while being relieved.

Seeming to see through my thoughts, Xuanma crossed his arms and looked helpless: "Well, that fellow Kakashi will be very upset knowing that he wasn't the first person present when you woke up."

"But...why do you have a dark expression on your face." I looked up and saw a trace of smugness on Gengen's face, and there were three black lines floating on my forehead: "Senior Kakashi is upset that you are so happy, I remember that you are not related Is it good?"

"You are the least qualified to mention it... Ah, I remembered, the previous debt has not been settled with you." The smile on Xuan Jian's face disappeared as if touched, and then he stretched out his hand and clapped it on the top of my head : "What kind of self-sacrifice do you act without authorization? Why don't you consider my teacher's feelings when you do things! It's hard for me to do it too!"

"It hurts... I was wrong!" I grabbed Xuanjian's wrist and begged for mercy: "Let go, Xuanjian! Head... the head will be snapped off!"

"If it's just this degree of pain, it won't hurt," Xuanjian grabbed me by the collar: "Is it not painful after being beaten like that before? What do you think!"

"..." Looking at the vicious Xuanjian, the corner of my mouth twitched: "I didn't think much about my body..."

"I didn't think much about my body moving by itself, did I?" Xuanjian let go of me, and moved his knuckles expressionlessly: "It means that I don't have a brain."

"Yes! I have no brains!" I quickly caught the hand knife that was about to fall on my head, and showed a flattering face to Xuanjian: "I'm so happy that you care about me so much."

"You still dare to hide... What are you talking about." Xuanjian took a breath: "What should a ninja below the Chunin do in a state of alert, answer."

"Uh, this..." Although Genma withdrew his hand temporarily, I crossed my arms in front of me to prevent him from hitting me on the head: "After evacuating the residents, go to the refuge of Hokage Rock with ordinary villagers to preserve the strength of the village. "

"Then," Xuanjian frowned, "What were you doing when the Akatsuki group attacked the village before?"

"..." Recalling the pain from the shark's muscle hitting my back and Kakashi's tears, I felt a pang in my heart, and honestly confessed my crime of being dissatisfied with duty: "Because I wanted to help Kakashi-senpai, I was punished." Violently beaten, and finally died together with the seniors."

"To die together is not used in this way. In short, it is a meaningless sacrifice for one person to challenge members of the Akatsuki organization, even for Kakashi..." Genma paused: "Don't be influenced by emotions."

"Then," I thought for a while and said, "Next time, use the water () body to test it first..."

Genma: "..."

"What...what's the matter." Hearing the clucking sound of Xuanjian's knuckles, my voice stuttered: "Isn't it possible to use the split () body?"

"Are you pretending or do you really have something wrong with your brain!" Xuan Jian's mood that had just eased was ignited again, and he stepped forward and grabbed me to the ground, and the voice of hating iron but not steel penetrated into my ears: " Let's see, can a body that can be knocked down so easily be able to deal with Akatsuki's members... Can you be more peaceful, you bastard!"

"Isn't it normal to protect your companions... Besides, you are my teacher. I don't have to resist violently when you are captured to this level." My arm was pressed and I couldn't move. I turned my face and looked at Xuanjian: "Even if It is you Xuanjian who are in danger, and so will I...puchi..."

"...What are you laughing at?" Xuan Jian's expression darkened.

"Because you always use a forehead protector as a turban to cover your head..." Although your arms were crushed to death, you still couldn't help laughing: "I don't wear a forehead protector now, and my hair hangs in front of my face. So stupid."

Xuanma: "Stupid..."

I:"..."

Ruined.

It seemed that he was really angry, and he was very angry.

Definitely want to eat all you can eat chestnuts like before. .

rustle

I just sensed the familiar Chakra, and while Xuanjian was disturbed by the person who came in, I quickly broke free from the restraints and rolled to the foot of the person, hugging his thigh like a dog.

"Senior Kakashi." Looking up at the silver-haired man's face with some joy, I didn't know why my eye sockets felt moist, so I immediately turned my gaze to Genma.

Why are you crying? . .

Condemning my suddenly developed tear glands in my heart, I shook my head.

In short. .Xuanma was already angry because of this incident, and Kakashi's appearance at this time would only make Xuanma even more upset.

I hugged my thigh for help and looked at Xuanjian with some resentment: "Senior, Xuanjian has gone crazy."

After half a minute:

Why did these two people suddenly talk about something, and the atmosphere was so cold.

Genma was still angry with me for leaving the guard without authorization, and in the end even Kakashi was implicated. .

"Move first, Kakashi." Genma made a gesture to leave.

I said with some worry: "Xuan..."

"Shut up." Two words popped out of Xuan Jian's mouth, and he glared at me by the way.

Seeing Kakashi's eyes curled into crescent moons comfortingly, I shut my mouth wisely.

After the two left, I got up and opened the curtains to go out, and was instantly stunned by the scenery in front of me.

Eh! ?

How should I describe it, the whole village was blown to pieces. .

"It's the first time I've seen such a thing. I'm surprised." The ninja passing by expressed his understanding: "People like you who wake up late because of poor physical fitness always see this expression."

Poor physical fitness. .

He was thrown to the ground by Xuanjian before, and was told by passers-by. .

The passer-by looked at the crowd in the distance, and said to himself with relief: "If you can defeat such an enemy, Naruto can be regarded as the hero of the village, hehe..."

That Naruto. .Is the big hero?

I froze for a second, then scratched my hair in shame.

Naruto is like this, and I have to work harder to become stronger myself. .Just like the will of a part of my heart, if I agree with the path of the ninja and stop being confused, all problems will be solved. As long as I practice hard now, I will definitely do it next time. . .

However, when I think of Kisame's tons of chakra and sharp shark muscles, my face suddenly turns green.

Don't do it next time, I don't want to encounter such a situation again. .

"Are you worried?" A big hand rested on my shoulder, and Kakashi's magnetic voice came from behind: "If it's convenient, just tell me."

"Inconvenient." Shocked by being photographed, I turned around with a disheveled face, reached out and grabbed a piece of paper in his hand: "This is the task list I just wrote, please let me get one... "

"...Aoi." Kakashi's eyes were distressed.

"I've said it's inconvenient." I don't know why my eye sockets suddenly became wet again. I decisively pulled away and turned my back to hold back my tears so that he wouldn't see it: "At this time, the task distribution is not done by the ninja who leads the team. So, where did Xuanjian go?"

"Is it hard?" He said hesitantly, "Because of what happened before."

It's not uncomfortable, but it's not crying with joy, so why on earth am I crying. .

"I don't know." After thinking about it, I raised my hand to wipe away my tears and answered honestly.

"Is there a lot of emotions?" Kakashi paused: "Why are you turning your back on me?"

"Because in front of the person you like, you should always be smiling." I looked up at the sky in an attempt to let the sunlight dry the liquid in my eyes: "I... like senior very much. So whether it's tears or tears on these arms Ugly scars, you are not allowed to see."

"You..." A pair of arms tightly encircled me from behind, and the whole person was stuffed into the arms of the burly Jonin, and my back was pressed against his chest, unable to move at all.The man's chin rested casually on top of my head, and his tone was lazy: "I'm afraid there may be some misunderstanding about liking people."

"Hmph.. An older young man who has been single for so long really dares to say it." I sniffed and rubbed Kakashi's chin with my hair: "Anyway, your experience is learned from the heaven of intimacy, no matter what This is exactly what Mr. Junfu did with Miss Truth."

"Heh heh heh heh...haha..." Kakashi laughed so hard that his body was trembling, and his already strong embrace became tighter: "It's really like your style to destroy the atmosphere at this time.

"What's so ridiculous, hey, I..."

"I agree with you." Without any explanation, Kakashi turned me to face him, and I quickly covered my face with my hands when I realized it.

"It's been hard work this time. Thank you." Thank you very deeply, Kakashi put his hands on my wrists, but changed his tone within a second: "And I admit that the things in the book are very important to you. it's useless."

"...The last time I showed you the scar on my arm was a special case, this time I can avoid it?" My wrist was slowly pulled away, I really didn't want him to see myself crying, I frowned and turned my face to one side Complaining softly: "It's really embarrassing."

"I always see how you look when you are in a mess." Kakashi loosened the strength in his hand, and narrowed his eyes gently: "Since you are still very naive in this respect, let Let me educate you. On my side, I like... No, this kind of love is not something that can be achieved by showing the good side."

Eh?

"Just now..." Staring blankly at Kakashi's smiling eyes, I said slowly, "Just now you said..."

Just now he said the word love.

"Well, that's what happened." Kakashi paused, raised his hand to touch the bridge of his nose, and pressed his white fingers on the edge of the mask: "I think it's time to show you my face, Aoi."

"that.."

This level of liking directly rises to the confession of love, which is already a big step for Shizune Jonin who has no time to talk about his relationship when his task list is full. Will Kakashi Hatake show his face after this!

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, I took half a step back.

In such a situation, no matter how you look at it, it looks like anyone who has seen my face must marry me. .

Thinking of this, a strange red color appeared on my face.

"What's wrong..." Kakashi looked at me who took half a step back, wondering: "Isn't it what I always wanted to see?"

"... such a secret, if you know it too early, you still won't enjoy it." No matter what it is, my heart will not change, now. . "Now, I still want something else."

I didn't care about the tears on my face anymore, I closed my eyes and raised my chin as a matter of course: "If you want to thank me for saving you, I will get the reward."

"Well... it's just that the reward is too little." I chuckled, and the next second the man's lips pressed against him, and I subconsciously raised my hands to put on his cheeks on both sides.

mask. . .was taken off.

In short, let's put the appearance and so on next time, it's strange to keep your eyes open when kissing. .

Kakashi: "Be careful."

Me: "At a time like this, you can't concentrate when you say that..."

The mask of the silver-haired Jonin with his back to the camera seems to have been completely pulled down, because of his burly figure, the woman being kissed is tightly blocked.

Swish.

With a dark face, Xuanjian quickly took the binoculars away from his eyes, and then grabbed Aoba from the mountain city passing by: "Wait a minute."

"But the important news that Danzo-sama became the Sixth Hokage..." Yamashiro Aoba expressed reluctance: "Leading the Jonin should know, Kakashi-san is in that area, isn't it?"

Xuanjian: "I told you to wait."

Aoba Yamashiro: "But!"

"..." Constipated for a few seconds, Xuanjian picked up the binoculars and glanced at a certain place, and looked at Shancheng expressionlessly: "It's okay now, you can go."

"Inexplicable..." Shanshiro cast a suspicious glance at Xuanjian and fled away in place.

This disciple named Aoi loves to mess around. . .

"...Really." Xuanjian curled his lips in displeasure: "It's just an annoyance to people."

The author has something to say:

The ability of the heroine is set to be a bit stronger than that of the gate duo, and the skills will be strengthened in the future to try to transform into Marysu.