Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Originally, the technique of disturbing the mind is a technique to control the enemy's mind, but theoretically speaking, it is also possible to exchange the consciousness of two people." Yamanaka Hai looked at Kakashi and me who looked uncomfortable. , explained solemnly: "It's the first time to actually make it. After all, no one really has such a need."

"Senior's breasts..." I didn't know what kind of mood I was holding, I put my hands on my chest hesitantly in Kakashipi: "It's bigger than me."

"...that's called pectoral muscles." The "I" who has become Kakashi's heart showed a resentful expression on his face: "Now Mr. Haiyi's words are the key point, listen carefully to me."

I:"..."

Kakashi: "Stop it...don't pinch it, if you want chest muscles, do it yourself."

"Ahem!" Hai Yi coughed dryly to interrupt the embarrassing situation: "If the consciousness is transferred to another body, will the original body be affected?"

"You mean..." Using Kakashi's body to share the sealed information will trigger the spell in my original body. .

"Once the information is in danger of being leaked, the magic in your brain will activate, damage the tendons in your body, and cause bleeding. If you leave it alone, your life will be in danger." Hai Yi frowned slightly: "Please do it this time." Be careful."

"...Yes, I know." Thinking of the blood-enhancing pill that I had on my body before, I took a deep breath and tried to speak: "First of all..."

"Aoi, this is..."

Hearing the sound, I caught a glimpse of the tiny bloodstains flowing from the nose of the girl with black hair and black eyes, and I immediately stopped talking.

"Is it still not enough?" Hai Yi sighed.

"Thank you, Hiichi-san." "Kakashi" wiped the blood under his nose thoughtfully: "In this case, we can only untie the surgery first..."

"This level is not a big deal!" I interrupted Kakashi anxiously, looking straight into Haiyi's eyes: "Actually, that masked man..."

"Uh..."

Sensing that the situation had changed, I quickly covered the nose of the girl beside me who was starting to bleed.

Kakashi's hand is so big that most of my face was covered with one palm. .

Facing his own face, it was really delicate. .Kakashi should feel the same now.

Looking at the blood-soaked gloves in embarrassment, I didn't know what to say for a while.

"Hmm..." Kakashi couldn't make a sound while being pinched by me, staring at me with complaining eyes.

"There are no medical ninjas here," Hai Yi said nervously, "I'm going to find some to stop the bleeding now..."

"It seems that it's not as serious as last time. It happened before. It'll be fine if you just block it for a while." While covering Kakashi's mouth and nose, I stroked her soothingly‖ With his hair down, a male magnetic voice floated out of his throat: "Don't worry, it will be fine soon."

The sense of disobedience is overwhelming!Why would I make such an action!Sure enough, facing such a cute and weak body like my own, I have no resistance at all (poof)!

"Haiichi-san." Kakashi took my hand away from his face speechlessly: "Quickly undo the ninjutsu, Aoi's mind and body movements have changed."

"Compared to the action just now, my face with the uncle's eyes is even more strange..." I stared blankly at "myself" occupied by Kakashi, and the corner of my mouth twitched.

"About the side effects..." Hai Yi's expression was very unnatural: "This technique can only wait for it to fail naturally."

Me: "... why didn't you say it earlier."

Hai Yi: "As I mentioned before, I didn't have time to talk when I was interrupted by you..."

Kakashi: "So, how long can the effect last?"

Hai Yi: "About three to ten hours. This technique is not yet perfect, and the consciousness of the transferred person will be affected by another body, so it is normal for Aoi to change her body language after she becomes a male."

Kakashi: "You mean me too... Aoi, don't touch my mask."

I:"..."

"Senior..." Sitting cross-legged on the carpet of Kakashi's apartment, I looked at Kakashi who was writing and drawing with a dark face at the other table, and rested my chin on my hands in depression: "I want to go home. "

"Don't call me senior, just call me Kakashi. In this situation, it is difficult to guarantee the privacy of each body. Before the surgery is untied, I will stay here temporarily." Taking a look and using his body as a I held my chin like a girl, and Kakashi, who was so hot to the eyes, quickly turned his attention back to the form: "These mission reports will be handed over to Tsunade-sama tomorrow."

"You are afraid of what I will do to your body when no one is staring at me." I said wickedly: "I have the same consideration here. So I say... how does it feel, my body. "

slap.

The pen in the girl's hand at the table was broken into two pieces, and a blush appeared on her delicate face.

This is. .The consciousness of the transferred person is also affected by the other body. .

Staring blankly at the blushing Kakashi, my heart was touched.

This is. .My appearance from Kakashi's perspective.

Always felt. . .Labor is so cute.

Kakashi: "Very dull."

"Huh?" I looked suspiciously at Kakashi who recovered to normal for a second.

"Your body's reaction is very slow." Kakashi moved my arm: "The perception ability is not bad."

"Is it really okay?" I looked at Kakashi who didn't seem to be resting at all: "The injury from the previous mission is also healed."

"It's okay." Kakashi lowered his head and wrote: "The document here has been delayed for a while, and Tsunade-sama will be angry if it is not completed. If there is nothing else, let me work first."

"..." Ignoring Kakashi's deliberate distance, I suddenly realized something.

I didn't expect before that exchanging bodies with geniuses is equivalent to experiencing the feeling of a RMB player. Hey!The pectoral muscles are trivial!

Well-developed motor nerves, sensitive sense of smell and hearing, and more. .

I straightened the crooked forehead with a swish: "Oh, this is the legendary Sharingan!"

"That's not a toy..." Kakashi helplessly looked up at me who was looking left and right with his Sharingan, and said with inadvertent indulgence: "Well, don't overplay it."

"...It's really amazing pupil power." My eyes locked on a point in the room, and I squinted my eyes.

Sure enough, Sharingan is very insightful in various senses. .

After carefully confirming that Kakashi was still buried in writing the watch, I swallowed, and stretched out my evil black hand to the corner of the bed.

"How does it feel, my body..."

With these imaginative words echoing in his mind, Kakashi tried his best to focus on the form on the table, and when he didn't pay attention, ink splashed on the clothes on his chest.

He looked at the hand holding the pen and frowned.

Sure enough, the motor nerves are underdeveloped. .

Thinking of this, Kakashi's eyes naturally slid to the place where the ink was stained.

Chest, seems a little bigger than it looks. .

"!" Keke can't have such an idea!That guy prefers mature and stable men, so it must be at this time. .

Kakashi felt his scalp go numb when he looked up at someone again.

I saw a silver-haired man who had taken off his green vest sitting on the edge of the bed, holding a book of Intimacy to Heaven in his bony hands.

Normally, this is the most common thing in the house of a ninja named Kakashi.

"Senior Kakashi, it turns out that you are thinking about this kind of thing every day..." As she said this, the two eyes protruding from behind the pages of the book shone suspiciously, and even the Sharingan looked particularly sharp.

The heart quickly petrified, and Kakashi felt that the "self" in front of him was extremely wretched.

It was the first time he experienced the feeling of hating to be intimate with heaven.

"So you're thinking about this kind of thing every day..." Unlike the few words that I caught a glimpse of by chance a long time ago, this time with the bonus of Sharingan, it's easy to see ten lines at a glance.

So boring. .

"It's not like that..." Kakashi stood up nervously.

"Ah~ah, I get it." Relying on wearing Kakashi's skin, I spread my arms out as a gesture of welcome: "If you want to do it so much, then do it!"

"Don't say strange things suddenly." Kakashi raised his forehead with a black line.

"But senior... Keke Kakashi, you don't plan to do anything at all, just connect to Kiss City..." I resentfully said: "Kiss even wears a mask!"

"...Give me enough time." Kakashi stepped forward to grab the book in my hand with an unnatural expression.

"My body is useless, you are no longer my opponent." Dodging the attack, relying on Kakashi's original body strength and reaction speed, I held Kakashi's arm with my backhand, Pushing him hard onto the bed.

"What are you doing..." Kakashi under him trembled: "Don't make strange movements, hey!"

"This is originally my own body, so what does it matter..." Even so. .

Looking at the shivering and flushed "myself" with a black face, I stopped the hand that was about to make the next move.

It's really perverted when I fuck myself or something!

But even so. .

Looking at the mirror hanging on the wall, I decisively raised my hand and grabbed the corner of the mask.

"Wait..." Kakashi below him patted my cheeks with both hands, firmly pressing my fingers that wanted to take off the mask: "I'm not mentally prepared to be seen by others..."

"..." The girl's soft fingers poked my face, I subconsciously paused, and a strange feeling suddenly appeared in my body.

Now I know why Tianshan would want to plot against me. .

"Next time, next time for sure..." Kakashi said hesitantly, his hands still pressed tightly on my face.

I:"..."

Kakashi: "What's wrong, all of a sudden."

Me: "...response."

Kakashi: "... what kind of reaction?"

It's the kind mentioned in Intimate Heaven. .

Just as I was about to say something, my eyes went dark, and my vision flipped over in the next second.Then I found myself lying on my back on the bed with the silver haired man riding on me.

Hai Yi's technique was actually unlocked at this time.

Seeing a bean-sized bead of sweat on Kakashi's forehead at close range, I can now be sure that he has fully understood what I just said. .

"Hmm..." Kakashi narrowed his eyes dangerously, and lowered his forehead to cover Sharingan: "I said before, don't overplay it."

"That's because senior, your body is so easy to use." I tried to move my crushed body in embarrassment: "Especially a cheating device like Sharingan..."

"Change the subject." The man chuckled, and tapped my forehead with his lips through the mask: "The current situation is caused by yourself, take responsibility for me."

"Yes, I will be responsible for you!" Looking at Kakashi's serious eyes, I felt nervous.

meeting. .Could it be that!

I have confirmed his physical reaction just now. I am responsible for the current situation. He also said that I will be responsible. In other words, a woman is playing with fire, and arson is against the law, so you must take responsibility for putting out the fire. responsibility?

I cover my face.

Well, mentally prepare mentally. .

"Nice expression." Kakashi held my wrist and forced me to show my face: "Are you enlightened?"

"Yes!" I blushed and closed my eyes, a rush of blood rushed to my forehead: "I'm fine!"

"So, do you have to transcribe all these back-up reports? It's really a lot of work." Sakata from the meatball shop cleared a table for me: "Kakashi-san is really good at calling people."

"Because sometimes I go too far and disturb Kakashi's work." I buried my head in writing: "To be honest, I thought he meant that when he said enlightenment..."

"He really doesn't want to..." Sakata touched his chin thoughtfully.

"Isn't that a matter of course." I raised my head and looked at Sakata firmly: "At that time, I had consumed a lot of Chakra because of the mission, and my body was still injured. How could Kakashi let me do that kind of thing."

"That's true." Sakata paused, and continued: "However, your eyes are so sad."

"..." I frowned, and tightened the pen in my hand: "It's too bad to deceive an ignorant girl's feelings."

"You are not an ignorant girl." Sakata looked at me with a displeased face speechlessly: "You are an old driver who overturned his car."

I:"..."

The author has something to say:

I feel like I still don’t know how to write about driving scenes. .It can only be a suspicious car or something () was locked once, changed the sensitive words