Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"..." I was a little shocked watching Kakashi who suddenly appeared, and then took the chopsticks in my hand seriously, feeling my heart beating a little faster.

. .Last time, after he asked the weird question of whether to kiss or not, his expression collapsed on the spot, so he said he didn't expect to see him again so soon. .Although it's a little fun, but has the collusion between the upper and lower levels of Muye Village reached this point?Even though Naruto and Sakura are not allowed to come in casually, Genma Kakashi and his like can come and go as much as they want, just like their own home. .

The silver-haired ninja sat on the floor in front of him, and the upper half of his body without the green vest was an ordinary black ninja uniform, and he seemed much more relaxed.The bridge of the nose covered by the mask is very straight, so when the face is turned away, there will be a very beautiful profile, which makes people covet his true face.

Compared with the powerful and handsome Konoha No. [-] Technician, yes. . .I lowered my head to look at my dark third-rate Ninja uniform, I subconsciously raked my somewhat messy hair twice, and the words "ashamed" were written all over my face.

If you don't get close, you can't eat it.He said so.

"Oh...oh." I agreed absent-mindedly.

. .Just looking at him like this makes me want to fall down, and feeding the play is even more difficult to control. . .Ahem, it may be that after living in a place full of perverts like Yinren Village for a long time, I can't help but go astray, no, no, my thoughts must be pure. .

"Senior Kakashi." The last time he acted a little too unrestrained, let him act as if nothing happened. "I asked a question that troubled seniors that day. I didn't speak properly. Don't be as knowledgeable as me."

"...It's okay." Kakashi gave me a strange look, and closed his eyes as if he was a little frustrated.

. . .Why suddenly depressed.

Noticing the subtle expression on Kakashi's face that only showed a quarter, the corner of my mouth twitched.

not. . .Want to break up with me!We haven't dated much, we haven't gone shopping, we haven't celebrated Valentine's Day, and we haven't had the [-]th ban. What's so great about just kissing!If that's the case, it doesn't even count as a breakup, it's over right after the beginning!

"Senior Kakashi..." I leaned out of the iron railing, and pulled Kakashi's forearm into the opposite side of the iron railing: "You are thinking about disharmonious things."

"..." Kakashi was taken aback.

"You are really thinking about how to abandon me..." I tightened my grip on his arm, and I couldn't help getting closer.Even through the iron railing, he could still feel his warm breath.

Is it too close. . .

"No." Kakashi hurriedly denied.

"Proof." Throwing out these two words cheekily, I let go of Kakashi's arm, and my fingers accidentally touched the steel plate on his glove.

Kakashi's complexion was very fair, even his fingers.Under the contrast of the dark blue gloves, there is a different kind of handsome feeling.

I blinked and turned my attention to his face.

At the beginning, I may just simply like his handsome appearance and powerful strength, and occasionally think about what would happen if the face under the mask is not my style, but. .Gradually, this feeling became more and more profound.It doesn't matter what the face looks like under that mask.

"How to prove this..." He sighed with a chuckle, raised his hand and knocked on the iron railing, his voice was as magnetic as usual: "Well, in the current situation, how about this."

Kakashi kissed his own index finger, slipped his arm in through the railing, and tapped my lower lip lightly.

My → head freezes instantly.

This guy is quite old, and he has a set of tricks. .

Well. .Originally, I had no resistance to mature men. .

"sunflower.."

Hearing Kakashi call my name, I replied a little dizzily: "... yes~"

"your eyes.."

Before I could get out of the romantic mood, my jaw was suddenly pinched, and my face was stuck on the iron railing.

"What... what's wrong, Kakashi-senpai." Such a posture is very uncomfortable.Especially when it's still separated by an iron cage or something, it's so awkward. .

Changing his previous lazy attitude, Kakashi stared at my eyes seriously and looked left and right: "It wasn't like this before."

The current eyes were transplanted from some poor man at the pharmacist's pocket-how can I say this. .

"What the hell is going on." Kakashi frowned, the thin calluses on his fingers rubbed against my chin, itching.

"Senior Kakashi." I avoided his gaze, and grabbed the wrist of the hand clamped on my face with one hand: "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands."

Kakashi: "Don't interrupt."

"..." I tried to make him let go of his hand, and the cast on the other arm accidentally knocked on the iron window.

Kakashi: "Keep your voice down."

Me: "... You didn't sneak in here, Kakashi-senpai."

"Uh..." As soon as the words fell, a piece of paper talisman used to restrict the flow of Chakra flew over and hit my forehead accurately.

I feel my body being hollowed out in an instant. .

"Bold prisoner, you actually want to attack Kakashi-san! You have to report to the fifth generation immediately!" Anbu maintained a posture of throwing things away, and at the same time, he didn't forget to ask Kakashi with a stiff expression: "Kakashi-san, Are you all right?

Kakashi: "It's okay..."

"...The things before were probably like this." Locked in a small black room, the lights above his head were dazzling.After just explaining for a few minutes, I was so dazzled that I couldn't see the beak mask Anbu in front of me: "So I have no other plans at all... Please do me big brother, don't report to the fifth generation, or the release time will be postponed. .”

"It's all because of me." Kakashi crossed his arms and said without emotion: "Now you can release him back to the ordinary cell."

"It's very common for prisoners to attack ninjas. I just do business. In other words," Anbu sorted out the documents in his hand: "Why is Kakashi-san in such a place?"

"That's because..." Kakashi paused: "I'm more concerned."

Anbu: "I care about... what kind of care?"

There are three black lines hanging on Kakashi's forehead: "The kind that cares about..."

"But no matter how you think about it, it's impossible for an elite ninja like Kakashi-san to have anything to do with this guy." Anbu paused, and suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand."

What do you know!

Tucao powerless. .Dazed by the light in the interrogation room, I moved my arms subconsciously to block the light, but my hands were tied behind the back of the chair and I couldn't move.

"Well, anyway, it's great to clear up the misunderstanding." Kakashi smiled at Anbu, walked forward calmly and blocked the light of the incandescent lamp with his body, and put his hand on my shoulder as if to comfort me.

5 minutes later:

"I'm going to see the fifth generation in a few days." Kakashi asked softly as he walked, "Will you be nervous?"

"Well..." What kind of person is the Fifth Generation, the legendary Princess Tsunade, the legendary fat sheep. .Should I be nervous or not. .

"But it's not the fifth generation that should be nervous." Kakashi suddenly approached and whispered to me, his words were full of black belly: "If I don't explain the eyes well, I can't guarantee that I won't do something to you..."

"What will you do to me..." With a suspicious blush on my face, I turned around to look at Kakashi's face hidden in the shadow of the dungeon: "I don't know why I look forward to it... Kakashi Senior, am I out of my mind?"

"Well..." Kakashi actually thought about it seriously. "About whether you have a problem with your brain..."

"That's needless to say." Anbu, who was three or four meters away from us, suddenly said, "I'm afraid you are not mentally retarded."

Kakashi: "..."

I:"..."

The beak mask is really worthy of the name, you are probably not a bird man!Although I don't know how to look at the atmosphere, I can tell that this guy either did it on purpose, or he was born lacking in mind and five elements. .

Anbe: "But it's okay, I know a lot of retarded people, I won't discriminate against you."

. .This line should be replaced by me!

Kakashi: "It's good to relax when you go to see the fifth generation, because you have registered with Konoha before, so..."

Kakashi actually ignored it directly!

"Indeed, Anbe should be integrated with the environment, where the dark place is." The beaked man expressed his understanding of Kakashi's ignorance, and explained in a serious manner.

Kakashi continued to ignore Anbu in the commentary: "Anyway, don't be nervous, Tsunade-sama looks a little strong on the outside, but he is very soft on the inside."

Because it is a waste wood, when I was in Konoha Village, I only did some D-level tasks, and I couldn't even see the shadow of Hokage. .However, it sounds like Fifth Hokage-sama is a very broad-minded woman. .

After a few days:

"Isn't this Aoi?" Xuanma stood at the door of Hokage's office and greeted me: "It's time for you to lift the ban. Also, why is your left hand still not healed?"

Thinking of not being locked in a narrow room soon, I was a little excited: "This kind of injury won't heal so quickly. That, Mr. Xuanjian..."

"Did you hear that, you guys?" Xuan Jian scratched his ears, interrupted my words, and the dead fish stared at the two Anbu behind me who were in charge of guarding the prisoners: "This guy has five fingers on his left hand broken. If I can’t get it done, it’s fine if I come alone...so I have to take on the task that should be done by Anbu because there is no manpower for this kind of thing, it’s really troublesome..."

It's rare that I'm in a good mood to call you teacher, but you actually ignore me. . .

"What are you doing!" His thoughts were interrupted by an angry female voice in the office, and then a person flew out of the office, slammed into the wall, and the wall cracked.

"No problem, Izumo..." Xuanjian looked sympathetically at Shenyue Izumo lying on the ground with a loveless expression on his face, without any intention of pulling him up: "You got the document wrong again."

Izumo: "I'm very sorry..."

Seeing the tragic state of Izumo, I was taken into the office before I had time to tremble with fear.

"Is it Aoi Iga~" Godaime Hokage sat behind the desk, his amber eyes were smiling, and his lips were bright red: "Oh, what a cute little girl Ryo~"

Although Hokage-sama said so. .

Swallowing, I watched Tsunade take out a piece of paper from a pile of documents beside me, and covered the place on the table where she hammered it.

"Hi... Hokage-sama, hello!" Good chest. .Ahem, what a fierce woman!Before I knew it, I was nervous!

"I understand the specifics. I know that it is not your original intention to be a ninja, and the daimyo of the water country also instructed not to go into it." Tsunade looked at me who was trembling with some amusement: "However, it is still necessary to restore the identity of Konoha ninja. It will take time, and people from Anbu will occasionally monitor you to collect evidence."

Surveillance is surveillance, anyway. .

"Anyway, this guy's strength is very poor, even if no one is watching, he'll be fine." Xuan Jian pushed the door open and came in, and put the mission scroll on the Hokage table.

"..." Actually, I was thinking that I would not do bad things anyway. .

"Thank you, Genma." Tsunade put away the scroll, and suddenly remembered something: "Aoi, I remember that you lived with Hongdou before. Since there is no place to live, I will ask Shizune to find a smaller apartment. Bar."

Me: "Thank you Hokage-sama..."

Tsunade: "Also, you have to pay 40.00% to the village for the rewards you do during the observation period."

I:"..."

When I was in Yinren Village, I ate dirt every month. When I was sent by Tianshan in the Xiao organization, I couldn’t even afford to eat dirt. It was better when I was with the Zhu Nan duo. Now it seems that the wages are extremely low again. It's time. .

Tsunade: "Why are you dissatisfied?"

Me: "...No no no!"

I think I was also a rich man back then, with a family savings, but I ended up meeting Jiaodu. . .

This guy Jiaodu must have been a poor ghost in his previous life.

"Ah...Ah Choo." He sneezed and lifted the body behind him with his horns.

"Hey~~" Hiduan looked at Kakuzu with interest: "I thought you wouldn't be able to sneeze with a body like yours. Have a cold?"

"No." Jiao Du was very dissatisfied with the noisy Fei Duan: "Someone is talking bad about me."

"No no no, you old man is too superstitious." Fei Duan glanced at the corpse: "You walk around carrying the dead on your back every day, it's normal when you get sick with bacterial infection."

Kakuto: "If you can die from a bacterial infection, how about I just tie you up and put you in a coffin at the gold exchange."

Hidan: "I'm so scared, Kakuto-chan~"

Kakuto: "...Go to hell."

"Speaking of which, this guy is really pitiful, he is being targeted by the horns." Hiduan grinned, his eyes resting on the face of the gray-white Fire Temple Jilu. "Guarding the Twelve Ninja or something, it's ridiculous."

"Hmph..." Jiaodu snorted coldly: "This place is still relatively far from the gold exchange. Shut up and go your way, Fei Duan."

The author has something to say:

Asma who lit three sticks of incense to pay homage to the bento~~~

And when it comes to Xiaoli's villains, the one I admire the most is Payne.It's too conscientious to throw resurrection coins after killing people, how can such a villain not be wiped out.