Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

Sound Ninja A: "Oshemaru-sama is my spiritual pillar! Next!"

Otonin B: "Master Orochimaru is my idol for life!"

Otonin C: "Master Orochimaru is the destination of my soul!"

Me: "Master Orochimaru is... yes..." Although I like to take a short break after the mission is over, why do I want to do such a weird thing with you people!It drives me crazy every time!

"It's you every time." Otonin A said. "Although it's just a trick for pastime, it's about showing your sincerity. Let Master Orochimaru know your attitude..."

"You haven't even seen Orochimaru. My lord." Squeezing out the word "My lord" from between my teeth, I stared at Otonin in front of me to express my doubts.

"Although I haven't seen the front face, I know that Oshemaru-sama must be a very powerful and elegant person." Otonin B answered: "Just looking at his back, I am very satisfied."

You perverted ninja. .

Also powerful and elegant back. . .That thick purple twine that looks like a bow from the back. .

Seeing my unpredictable expression, Otonin C gave me a wink impatiently.

"..."

I am often out of tune with everyone because I don’t have enough sand sculptures. .

Whoa!

The door of the room opened suddenly, and the captain stood by the door nervously, still maintaining the posture of kicking the door.

"Team...Captain?" I greeted with a stiff face, and I quickly got up and stood up straight.

"Master Orochimaru's order..." The captain wiped the sweat off his face: "Each team should choose a ninja with better quality."

Yinren A: "Ah, well, you see, I was injured recently, and I can't even run fast."

Cutting the cecum is still an injury!

Otonin B: "My physical skills are too bad, Oshemaru-sama doesn't like me."

Why don't you say that you are so good at ninjutsu, last time your fire escape burned down a whole village!

Otonin C: "Oshemaru-sama deserves better...I, I don't deserve it."

No no no you are too modest!

Otonin D: "I'm so ugly, Oshemaru-sama feels sick when he sees me... I can't go."

. . .Yes, right now, for example, when I see you I get nauseated!

Me: "I don't want to go for any particular reason."

Captain: "You go."

I:"..."

Once again, I realized the disadvantages of not being able to speak.

Staring at the ninja in the room, my eyes were full of disdain.

You hypocrites, you still say that you will be loyal to Orochimaru for the rest of your life, and you don't go when you want someone. .And why are you looking at me with sympathetic eyes, be careful that I will poke your eyes blind.

After one month:

"75, 76..." Orochimaru's direct subordinates walked up and down in front of them, counting dully.

Wearing heavy equipment and following the team for so long, he rarely even had time to take a shower. . .Is it finally here?I didn't know it would take so long before. .

Standing tiredly in the line of Otonin, accepting the lengthy roll call.

it's too hot. . .

So when winter comes, Orochimaru runs to a comfortable place like the southern base to play. .Why do our brothers in Otoshi Village spend the winter in a place without heating, while Orochimaru basks in the sun here.It's just so unfair!

"Gather at sunset tomorrow." The person who looked like the team leader waved his hand: "Leave."

ok~ you can rest~

Ordered to dress up for the day, I took off my gloves and ran to the river to sit on the bank and pull off my heavy winter leggings.

Looking at the clear river, I itched to take off the facial equipment, and the sweat dripped from the hair on my forehead instantly on my face.

Without thinking, I buried my face in the water.

"..." It's very comfortable to soak your head in the water, but it's so uncomfortable not to be able to breathe. .

"Huha..." It was cool enough, I raised my head and brushed my long wet hair.

Staring blankly at my reflection in the river, I fell into deep thought.

Counting from the time in Konoha Village, it has been more than a year.

I reached out and touched my face.

Curved eyebrows, deer-like black eyes, some pale lips slightly pursed, the baby fat on the face has not completely faded, and the chin is slightly sharpened, no matter how you look at it. . .Ordinary girls. .

Why has this face still looked petty after more than a year. .No, not only that, the chest is only a little bigger than before.

I really want to become Miss Yu.

He glanced dejectedly at the long hair hanging down his shoulders.

. .I have to practice every day, so I don't have time to take care of my hair.

I hastily tied my long, soaked hair behind my head, and I am extremely looking forward to the quick start of this mission.

After the task is over, you can go back to Ninja Village to continue practicing. .

Dusk of the second day:

"Prepare—" The ninjas around them bent their knees slightly and took a fighting posture.

Sorry I shouldn't have expected that.

Orochimaru: "Is this considered ready?"

Sasuke, who was standing in the distance, didn't answer, but just drew out the long knife at his waist, and swung it casually twice.

. .Who would have known that Orochimaru brought us here to let Sasuke practice his hands!

In the blink of an eye, Sasuke took a few steps to take off easily, and then landed in the crowd, causing a burst of sparks.The ninjas who thought they saw the flaw rushed forward, but they were all chopped down to the ground within a few seconds.

In martial arts in the world, everything is fast and unbreakable. .

"Can I surrender..." → I was stunned by Sasuke's powerful strength

"What are you doing, you bastard!" Otonin next to me grabbed my arm as I wanted to run away: "Don't let Oshemaru-sama underestimate us!"

"Let go of me!" What a joke, Sasuke, as Orochimaru's key training object, took more potions for various enhancements in a week than us ordinary ninjas in a month, who gave you the courage to defeat Sasuke!Liang Jingru! "I think you are sick..."

While I was busy complaining, I was keenly aware that Sasuke was heading towards this direction.

"Monster..." Too lazy to tug at the ninja in front of me, I grabbed his arms and dragged him back.

If you evacuate to this distance, you won't be cut down!

stab.

I felt numbness on my face, and hot liquid flowed out.

"Woo!" The ninja in front of him covered his face and fell to the ground.

It's okay to use Chidori. .

The corner of my mouth twitched and I raised my hand to touch my face. I was frustrated and found that the mask had been cut a big hole, and the wound on my face cut by the lightning chakra was still bleeding continuously.

I looked down at the bell on the handle of the knife.

The auditory illusion can restrain most ninjas, such as Sasuke, but. .

"But as expected, forget it..." I glanced at the Otonin who were wailing in various postures at my feet, and I covered my face and lay on the ground with peace of mind, pretending to be dead.

After an unknown amount of time, the battlefield finally calmed down.

Sasuke approached me, flinging the blood off the long knife coolly.

. . .It's over, go away when you're done, Sasuke, go chat with Orochimaru, this person on me is too heavy, I can't pretend!

"It's over." Sasuke put away the knife, and gracefully sat down on the huge Otonin who was pressing on me.

"..." What a pain!The internal organs are almost squeezed out!

"No fatal injuries." Orochimaru at dusk seems to have a touch of softness (heavy fog). "That's not okay, don't you want revenge, Sasuke."

"There is only one person I want to kill." Sasuke said lightly with his eyes closed.

"..." This point is actually clear to everyone, you don't have to keep talking about it, Sasuke.You talk like this, so how can someone "Oshemaru-sama" answer it.

Orochimaru: "Hehehe..."

Look, I'll just say it, even Orochimaru has a look on your face, Sasuke-kun. .

After a while, Orochimaru and Sasuke left, and the ninjas who cleaned up the venue were teasing the people who fell on the ground one by one.I pulled out the arm that had been pressed for a long time, and crawled out of the pile of people hiding.

Body. .It's so numb, I can't stand up. .

"These trash lying on the ground who can't get up will be sent directly..." The voice of the pharmacist's pocket came from above my head, and without thinking, I took a few steps forward and reached out to grab the ankle of the person in front of me.

Dou was stunned, and continued to order: "...sent directly to the cell in the northern stronghold."

I don't want to go to jail!

Me: "Senior, show mercy..."

Dou bowed his head: "I told you a long time ago that the stronghold is not where you should come."

"...Oh, then I'm leaving." Shit, you think I want to come!

"If the wound is too deep, it will become infected." Dou grabbed my collar expressionlessly and pulled me up from the ground.

"Senior Dou..." Pushed on a certain chair in the underground base by Dou, I did not forget to complain: "It turns out to be Tsundere."

Just now they pretended not to see me and sent me to prison. .

"If you see that there is no scalpel in my hand, if you don't want to have another scar on your face..." Dou said that it was a headache to reason with me: "Don't talk too much."

"Oh...ah, yes, I listened to your words and went to the library of Ninja Village to find a lot of scrolls," I ignored the words of the bag, and said to myself: "But until now, I haven't found any scrolls about what I've seen. A record of that kind of space-time ninjutsu."

Dou was too lazy to care about me, one hand covering my left face was still full of green chakra, and the other hand was raised to take off my holed mask: "Don't wear this kind of rags anymore, obedient."

"No..." I reflexively raised my hand to stop Dou's behavior: "I'm afraid..."

"What are you afraid of?" Dou frowned, and moved a little closer, as if wanting to see my expression more carefully.

"I'm afraid..." A sudden sense of foreboding struck.Looking beyond the clear black eyes under the lens of the pharmacist's goggles, my gaze was firmly fixed on the stone wall that was dimmed by the candlelight.

The thing to be afraid of is. .

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Sure enough, Zheng Gong's chances to play have decreased. .Strive for the next chapter or write the next chapter. .