Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

Four days with red beans.

Day [-]:

Me: "Sister Hongdou, your clothes are so sexy, I like them so much~"

Hongdou: "Oh, really? I'm so happy~ I still have so many, do you want to wear them~"

Me: "Can it be possible!"

a day later.

Sure enough, clothes like fishing nets are very harmful to poor breasts. . .

Day [-]:

Me: "I agreed to go home at eight o'clock, why can't I find you when I come back! People are so scared!"

Hongdou: "Why can't I be scared if I can't find it! It's so strange..."

Me: "That's because... vomit..." →Because the sudden desire to tell the truth triggered the spell.

Hongdou: "Why did you suddenly vomit blood!"

Me: "...the practice is too much. Internal injuries and internal injuries."

Hongdou: "The internal injury is here or here"

Me: "Sister Hongdou, don't touch it randomly, even if you touch it like this, it won't grow up."

red beans:"..."

Day [-]:

Red Bean: "Kwai Sauce~What's for dessert today~I really want to eat red bean balls~"

Me: "Well, I'm cooking now, can you stop lying on my back, I'm a little panicked."

Red Dou: "Why do you feel that?"

Me: "...nothing."

Day [-]:

Hongdou: "Why don't you just stay at home and come out to take a hot spring bath with me~"

Me: "Because I am very tired from practicing, I want to go home and rest, but I am afraid to be alone."

Red Dou: "Hey~ Aoi sauce is so timid~"

Me: "It's not because I'm timid, it's because..."

→I felt something was wrong, I stopped my mouth in time and then held back a mouthful of old blood

Hongdou: "Why is your face so ugly, come here and let me see~"

Me: "...forget it."

Hongdou: "Forget it! It's too much practice! If you don't come, I will pass!"

Me: "That... I'm very sensitive, Miss Hongdou, please be gentle with me."

Red Dou: "This place is sensitive.. It's still here"

Me: "...it's so hot here, I want to go out to get some air."

I still like such an orange day. . .

"Xiaokui is really a clingy child~" Hongdou, who was about to set off for Hokage Studio, smiled brightly: "I am a senior, am I not very competent?"

"Actually, it was Miss Hongdou who agreed to let me move here because you have a special hobby for meatballs." I put on my shoes and ran out of the room first. "Eating too many sweets will make you fat."

Hongdou: "Ahaha, is it really because of my sister, I am so charming!"

Not listening at all. . .

Duanzi shop.

"Sakata, share some of your fried rice with me, okay?" I lay down on the table and comforted the bruise on my head: "I haven't been able to receive team formation quests recently, and Red Bean doesn't take me for quests. It's so poor. . . "

"If you can't get the team-up mission, just accept the single-person mission, aren't you stupid?" Sakata put the bowl in front of me.

"...give me some more water, I'm dying of thirst." I really didn't dare to do the task alone for fear of being stopped by that Tianshan. .

"I'm not a refugee camp here, it's about the same time." Sakata frowned and brought over the water glass, "I'm only eating lunch at 10:30, I'm sick."

"...Because I was practicing well, suddenly everyone in the training ground left, and it was lonely and boring to be alone." And I was very scared. . .

"I've convinced you." Sakata tore off the order from the kitchen and started working. "Have you visited that Kakashi already? According to what you said, the daily process must be gone through."

"...that." I took a mouthful of rice. "I've seen it..."

Konoha Hospital 10 minutes ago:

A certain medical ninja: "Hey! Who is lying upstairs over there! Is he the accomplice of Orochimaru!"

"It's me, it's not suspicious...Wow, you can see clearly that it hurts to throw a nunchuck!" →Because the previous incident had a great shadow on staying alone in a closed room, I chose to crawl A sunflower watching from the wall through the window.

Medical Ninja: "Ah sorry sorry I thought it was a bad guy..."

"So, what kind of nunchuck does the medical ninja play with, and the nunchuck is not for throwing away at all... Hey, it hurts so much." Rubbing his forehead with one hand, he continued to cook rice with the other. "That nasty medical ninja...why did you have to throw something at me? It's too much."

"Others would throw it away. Hey, please use the matcha at table four slowly..." Sakata glanced at me as he delivered the balls to the table, "Visiting a sick person lying on the glass of the outer wall is still called visiting a sick person." what?"

"What's the matter~ Anyway, it's the same every time." When he left, he glanced at Sasuke, but nothing changed. .

If things go on like this, it is really possible that Kisame said that he will sleep for a year and a half. . .

slap

Sakata: "Hey, you broke my chopsticks."

Me: "Sorry to get excited."

Meanwhile, Konoha Hospital:

Tsunade: "How embarrassing~ I was made into this by Uchiha's kid, and I thought you were a genius."

Kakashi: "...Sorry."

Tsunade: "By the way, what are you placing on the head of your bed... weeds and wildflowers?"

Kakashi: "..."

Tsunade: "This is incomparable to the daily daffodils that Sakura gave Sasuke."

Kakashi: "...Yes."

"Boss Sakata, I want to buy a can of maltose~" I raised my hand.

"Why..." Sakata frowned unhappily. "Aren't you poor?"

"Can you stop asking why?" I got up, "You are so long-winded."

Sakata took the jar out of the cabinet and put it on the table.

"You don't need to look for it~" I picked up the sugar jar and put a few banknotes on the table.

Sakata picked it up and counted: "It's still five yuan short."

Me: "Look, can I mortgage myself?"

Sakata: "Go away."

I appreciate!"

Departure to Hokage:

Gang Zitie: "So, have you brought what I want?"

"Well, it's here." I handed him the jar in my hand, and I reached out to take over the mountain of documents. "Which outpost are these things going to be sent to?"

"Hey hey, we're just waiting for this..." Gang Zitie rubbed his hands and stared at Tang.

"That~" I struggled to poke my head out of a pile of papers: "I asked you, which post should I send it to? Also, it's not free for you to skip work, and I even brought you a What about things, steel and iron."

"Good time~" Gang Zitie dug a lump of syrup with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth. "That's right... the outpost to the south."

Chunin A on the side: "Is it really okay for you to be so leisurely? Will you not die if you eat such a sweet thing..."

Gang Zitie: "Anyway, the position of Hokage is still vacant, no one will care about me~"

Me: "It smells delicious...can you give me a bite too..."

Gang Zitie: "Hey, you like sweets too. Come here and open your mouth, ah~~"

With both hands occupied by documents, I walked over and grabbed the chopsticks that were covered in sugar in my hands.

"Gang Zi Tie!!" The door was kicked open suddenly.

"I'm very sorry, please spare me!!" The iron body in front of him shook and was about to run away.

"Ah, hey, you knocked the document crooked!" I hurriedly grasped my balance so that all the documents taller than me in my hand were scattered on the ground.

At the same time, Gang Zitie was firmly locked by the throat by Shenyue Izumo.

Gang Zitie: "...so painful. Please forgive me, I just want to take a vacation..."

Izumo: "You're the only one who's taking a fart leave!!"

Gang Zitie: "But but..."

Izumo: "Even if you ask Aoi!!"

Gang Zitie: "Ya! Butterfly! Butterfly!"

Me: "Look at the atmosphere when you two are fighting, my side...ah, the top of my head feels so weird..."

With tall files blocking the view, I had no idea what was going on.

clap!

Gang Zitie and Shenyue Izumo subconsciously looked at the jar that fell on the ground.

"..." I stared at the sticky syrup flowing from the top of my head, and threw the document on the ground.

"...I didn't do it on purpose!!" Gang Zitie broke free from Izumo's chokehold with an embarrassing face, and jumped out of the window.

"Stop, Gang Zi Tie, whoa!!" Izumo stepped on the maltose all over the floor, lost his balance and fell to the ground on his face.

Me: "...I want to wash my hair, where is the water, Izumo."

Izumo lying on the ground looked at my head covered in syrup and twitched the corner of my mouth: "This is Hokage Building, only Hokage-sama has a bathroom... There is a small reservoir outside the building."

In fact, I still want to go back to Hongdou's apartment to clean up. . .But it's so sticky that I can't bear it for a moment!

Jumping downstairs through the window, I plunged my hair into the small lake next to the Hokage Building.

. . .I hope that the passing ninjas don't think I'm weird now.

I felt that the bubble was almost soaked, and I fished out my hair with a crash.

. .Still have a weird feeling in my head.

"Puaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahp

Did the pig smell the syrup?Sure enough, just soaking in water can't clean it at all. .

"However, it seems that today is not very unlucky." I reached out and grabbed the pig, "The roast suckling pig must be delicious..."

"That! That can't be eaten!" I looked up in amazement at the black-haired young woman running over quickly.

The little pig in his arms: "Puff puff puff!"

I teased my short pig nose: "What are you talking about, anyway, you can't understand what I'm saying, right, little piggy~I'll roast you in soy sauce tonight~"

"Ah... I really can't eat it!" The black-haired woman explained with sweat profusely: "I am Shizune, and I am Tsunade-sama's entourage. This is Tsunade-sama's pet, so it cannot be braised in soy sauce!"

Tsunade-sama. .

When did the miracle doctor Tsunade come to Konoha Village? !

As soon as I let go, Jing Yin quickly caught the puffing pig with quick eyes and hands.

"It's all said that I went to other outposts to pick up documents and went to Master Tsunade, why didn't she take a good look at Toufu..." Jingyin ran away holding the little pig, complaining nonsense while running.

. .If you quickly ask Princess Tsunade, will Kakashi and Sasuke wake up?

I paused, ignoring the sticky feeling on my head, and ran into the Hokage Building.

Just as I ran up the stairs, a big hand suddenly grabbed one of my arms from behind.

Who is it so annoying!! I’m in a hurry now, I can send documents or something later, why do you find me as a temporary worker for everything!! It’s not my fault that Gang Zitie doesn’t want to go to work!!

I didn't even bother to say anything, I tried to shake that hand away with a vigorous shake.

The hand behind him was only a little loose.

I turned around: "You really hate why... Hey!!!"

Because I was too excited, the timbre of the word "eh" turned three times. . .

The hand holding my arm tightened: "Aoi."

"Senior, are you alright? How is your body? Is there any discomfort!" I stared in disbelief: "What about Sasuke! Did he wake up too!"

Kakashi, you woke up at the right time, you still looked like that when I visited the doctor in the morning. . .Although I was really happy to see him walking on the street like a normal person, I was not mentally prepared at all. . .

"What's the name, it's so noisy." Kakashi frowned: "Sasuke's words are already fine."

"Ahaha, yeah, that's good..." My arm was still being held, and I awkwardly stroked my hair with the other hand.

Why is it this image at this time.

"Well...I want to wash my hair now or something, see you later? I haven't bought a gift for my senior to celebrate my discharge from the hospital..." I laughed and tentatively tried to break free.

"I'll talk about those things later." Kakashi grabbed my forearm and pulled me closer, staring at my armguard: "Explain."

Kakashi. . .Looks so angry!

But why I don't understand at all!

Is it getting up gas! Is getting up gas so terrible after sleeping for a whole week!

What am I going to explain!

Explain how Yakushiji Tenzen wanted to hack Kakashi to death in the hospital?But I can't speak at all now, whether I speak or write, I will vomit blood and die. . .And isn't he in a coma, it's impossible to know what happened in the room. .

"Are you angry?" I looked up pitifully, "I didn't put maltose on my hair on purpose, and I don't like being so messy..."

Kakashi: "..."

Me: "Sure enough, it's because of those morning glories! Because I saw Sakura giving flowers to Sasuke every day, I was very envious, but I couldn't bear to spend money to buy them, so I went to the hospital yard to pull a few... I would have known Stop doing that kind of thing!"

The silver-haired Jonin's eyes narrowed dangerously, and the distance was an inch closer: "It's not because of that. I like the flowers you sent me very much."

"I was wrong, Kakashi-senpai." I swallowed, "I shouldn't have told Sakata that you called me 'father'. His big mouth must have spread by now."

Kakashi's eyes twitched.

"No... don't worry, I'm going to kill Sakata now to protect your reputation... um..."

The face was pinched. . .

"I don't want to know about that kind of thing at all, Aoi..." After a second, the fingers that pinched my face were released, and Kakashi raised my two forearms to examine carefully. "It's this bandage that makes me very concerned."

"This kind of thing..." I guiltily turned my gaze away. "Why do you have to watch it? Isn't it good now?"

It's actually quite embarrassing to show your weak, scarred side to others. .So it's better not to. . .

"It's very difficult to lick the wound alone, why do you always force yourself." Kakashi frowned, and began to remove the tight armguards I tied: "Let's not talk about the bandages. I like to rely on As for me, why didn’t you say things like no money and no place to live sooner.”

"How can I be reluctant... Eh?" These words really sounded embarrassing. . .

"Hey what, be honest." The hand was firmly grasped, and the bandage on the arm loosened round and round.

"That!" I suddenly became nervous, and retracted my arms vigorously: "How about next time! Kakashi-senpai, you just woke up and haven't eaten yet? I treat you!"

Kakashi: "I've already eaten."

Me: "That's it...look there's a UFO over there!"

"...Why are you so resistant." Kakashi's voice suddenly became seductive: "Don't you like me like this?"

This is. . .Beauty trap! Although I like you, I am not a woman who is obsessed with sex!

. .I don't understand why this person suddenly became aggressive after sleeping for a week!

"Huh?" Seeing me staring blankly, the silver-haired Jōnin intentionally narrowed the distance again: "Why didn't you speak?"

I am not a perverted woman. . .

Even though I was thinking this way, the corner of my mouth twitched, but the strength of my struggle gradually weakened: "Please don't do this, Kakashi-senpai..."

"What are you doing!" The angry female voice remembered, and the fried red beans came down the steps of Hokage Building: "What are you going to do to my lovely junior!"

"Sister Hongdou~" Taking advantage of Kakashi's distraction, I pulled out my arms and ran behind Hongdou: "Senior doesn't know why he suddenly grabbed her..."

Adzuki pointed at Kakashi domineeringly: "Okay, Kakashi! How dare you bully my Aoi sauce when no one is around!"

"..." Kakashi scratched his silver hair: "When did you two have such a good relationship?"

"It has nothing to do with you." Hongdou crossed her arms. "Even if it's Konoha's number one technician, it's unforgivable to bully a girl, isn't it Aoi?"

I:"..."

Hongdou: "Look, she acquiesced."

Kakashi: "It's not like that..."

Hongdou: "Sophistry, you white-haired man. Seeing that you just woke up, Miss Ben doesn't care too much about you. Let's go, Aoi Sauce, and go home with my sister~"

Kakashi: "..."

Me: I have already thought about being incompetent and being taken away by Hongdou.

The author has something to say:

I watched Baidu again today, Fei Duan is only 22 years old. . .