Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Don't you like it? It's like this now. Or do you want to do something else..."

Kakashi's sexy conversation floated in my mind, and the plate in my hand fell into the sink with a clatter.

"Concentrate." Sakata's voice floated from the kitchen, "If you break it, you will have to pay for it."

"...the business has improved recently." Resentfully, he fished out the porcelain plate from the pool, "I went to work earlier than usual today, what do you mean?"

Sakata: "It's so demanding to eat and live with me. And why don't you wear work clothes anymore."

"Because I'm a ninja, I can't wear that kind of weird work clothes... Forget it, the salary will be fine as usual."

"Look at your performance." Sakata was busy, and looked up: "It's really rare that I didn't go to practice today."

"Because of various things..."

After the curse seal faded, although the body didn't react at the time, when I woke up the next day, my whole body felt uncomfortable, like drinking fake wine. .

Sakata: "About salary, if you are poor, you can take more tasks."

I spread my hands: "Because I'm too weak."

In fact, I don't want to go at all. .

"You don't want to accept certain missions at all." Sakata wiped his hands and rested his head on his wrist, "But it's true, your personality is not suitable for fighting."

Sakata you. . .

"...Actually, you know me quite well."

"Table [-] ordered maltose.. It's so weird. Heck, I understand you." Sakata tore off the order, "You are different from other ninjas. No, it should be different from everyone else. , in terms of values.”

"Well... to some extent you are really the truth, Sakata."

She's just a time-traveling girl who wants to be an ordinary person. .Being born into a family with inexplicable hatred is also very intoxicating.The dead Tianshan should be the last radical, but he is not free yet.

Suppressed by various terms of Konoha Village, it is clear that the Land of Fire and the Land of Water are allies. .

Ding~

The sound of the bell interrupted my thoughts.

Staring at the person at the door who was wearing a red cloud robe with a black background and was tightly wrapped from head to toe, I swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

I thought Konoha Village had good law and order. . .

The last time he was almost killed by both Kisame and Kaku who were wearing such strange clothes.

A strange organization took root in Konoha Village

. .What kind of promising place can that organization that ghosts and sharks can join, for example, the Anti-Water Country Alliance he joined before, and the Ninja Sword Association, etc., can’t do anything except murder and set fire, and in the end it’s not was wiped out. .

"Hey, what are you still doing in a daze." Sakata pointed at the door, "A guest is here."

→ The battle between heaven and man in the brain

"Please give me four special three-color meatballs and tea for two." The man walked in and spoke very politely.

"Wait a minute, please." I turned and went into the kitchen. "Hey Sakata, that person wants the special three-color meatballs. I don't have that kind of stock recently, right? Actually, I have been a waiter for so long, and I never knew the existence of the upgraded version of meatballs."

that dress. .Sure enough, I still care.

Just find a ninja and report it. After all, I am still wearing the helmet of Konoha Village, so I must be professional. .I looked around.

"Ah~ah, it's delicious..."

Today, Gang Zitie is also eating maltose hard at the special seat in the store.

Steel iron. .As the gatekeeper of Muye Village, he was not vigilant at all.Hiding behind the kitchen glass door, I was speechless.If it is really a strange anti-social organization, what should we do now. .

The spoon in Sakata's hand here jingled and fell to the ground.

"... What are you doing, Sakata scared me."

"You said four specials...that special with devilish sweetness!" Sakata stared, "Except for the three-color meatball murderer, no one will order as many as four servings as soon as they come up!"

"...Stop telling jokes now!" I grabbed Sakata by the collar: "Hurry up and serve the food, I have important things to do soon!"

"You don't understand." Sakata said deeply, "You all don't understand..."

"I understand you, a hammer and a shovel."

Because Maruko killed the whole family, no one would believe it, give it up, Sakata.

"Please take it slowly." Looking at him secretly, I carefully placed the tea on the table.

He reached for his teacup, and on his ring finger was a shiny ring with "Zhu" written on it.

Ruby ring, so rich. .

"Thank you, thank you for your hard work." The man's voice was clear, and the bamboo hat shook, revealing his beautiful eyes.

I blushed: "No...you're welcome."

The eyelashes are so long and beautiful, so polite and temperamental. .

I looked back at Sakata, who was hiding and peeking while grinding his teeth, I didn't know what to do.

A second later, there was a rustling sound at the door.

"You're too late." The person sitting didn't turn his head, but he said it to the person who just came in.

"Is it the guest's companion, welcome light... uh."

Just looking at the person who came, I quickly lowered my head.

Feeling the bead-sized beads of sweat running across my forehead, I swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

That big knife, you can't go wrong.

"Ahem... Please use it slowly." I lowered my head and stepped back.

"Heh, I'm still wearing Muye Village's forehead protector." The visitor stepped forward to block my retreat, reached out and touched my forehead protector, and said in a low voice, "It seems to be a little taller."

What is going on. .I remember that ninjas from the Land of Water couldn't step into the land of the Land of Fire because of the protection of the barrier. .

The man had a strange voice: "Why, aren't you happy to see me?"

. . .How can you be happy!

"Didn't you say that you don't want to see me again, Guixie..." I didn't dare to look up at him, my voice gradually dropped.

"If you act rashly, everyone in the store will die." Kanshi Kisame said casually, pulling away the chair and beckoning to me in a gentlemanly manner. "Sit down and talk."

Looking complicatedly at Gang Zitie who was still eating maltose in the distance, I dared to speak: "Thank you, Brother Kisame, but we have nothing to talk about, really."

The man wearing the "Zhu" ring just sat quietly without making a sound.

"I was just entrusted by others." Guixie took out a dagger from his arms. "The man said, when you see this knife, you will understand."

That person is. . .who is it

Even if you see it, you won't understand it!

So the way you guys talk is really confusing. .

"Don't accuse me like that, brother Guixie. Although you were the first to do it before, I didn't apologize to me for stabbing your thigh with a knife." I took a step back, "You take the murder weapon away. I don't want it, can't you? .”

"I heard from that person that it was forged from meteorites..." Kisame handed over the hilt engraved with a cherry blossom pattern, "It is a famous sword that can cut everything with the hatred of thousands of people. Now, return it to its original owner."

Please, Kisame, who knows the origin of this knife.

The fate of escaping for many years has finally caught me again.

I suddenly had a cold war.

"...I see." I took the knife and put it in my arms.

The knife and the like are just symbols, the real trouble is the patriarch.

"Then, what are you doing in Konoha Village? It's not pure murder and arson. This is not a country of water, so don't make trouble." I glanced at Kisame's companion who was eating three-color meatballs, " Your clothes are so ugly, what kind of magical club did you join, who is the ugliest league?"

"It's still offline like when I was a child." Kisame grinned, showing sharp teeth: "Compared with Muye Village, you should think about your own future first." Suddenly, he grabbed one of my hands. Arm, "From now on."

Don't start strange things like this!

I trembled in shock.

"Please don't be afraid." Another person who hadn't spoken for a long time opened his mouth, "Our purpose has nothing to do with you."

So, handsome guy, who the hell are you? .

"You two have a good relationship~"

Kakashi's voice was faintly heard outside the door, and Kisame pushed me down on the seat in a flash, covering my mouth to keep me from making a sound, his generous figure blocked everyone's sight.

"Idiot, I'm just buying meatballs for Hongdou." It was Hong's voice.

"So, what are you doing in a place like this? Don't you hate sweets, Kakashi." Asma was also there. .

"Well, take care of Aoi's business. By the way, I'm waiting for someone..."

Kakashi, can you please stop chatting and help me! And Gang Zite over there, who doesn't know anything about the situation here, is really a shame to the ninja world. .

I struggled with all my breastfeeding strength, but I was pressed so firmly that I couldn't move at all.

"Oh, my strength has grown~" Guixier's strength intensified.

"..."

I can't breathe. .

"The one outside is very murderous. I've been staring at this side since just now..." The strength of the hand covering my mouth and nose increased a bit: "Besides me, there is actually such a People who care about you are really annoying."

Thank you for actually saying that you care about me, big brother! Your skull is almost crushed by you, okay?

"Kakashi, it's still too early... You actually wait for someone, it's really rare in a hundred years."

Is Asma telling Kakashi not to act rashly? .

.Moving my head with difficulty, I saw Kakashi's fingers resting on the open door frame.

"Heh, this Chakra... can't hold it back anymore. Then." Guisha lowered his head, and his fangs barely scratched my ear. "How about..."

. . .Don't do this, your ears are bleeding!

With a creak, the door opened five centimeters.

Red: "Kakashi!"

Kisame's companion frowned and made a gesture.

Before he had time to think, the world was spinning for a while, and the scene around him had changed.

"... If you don't learn it's none of my business, why are you arresting me?" Chakra was sucked dry by the shark muscle, and I was carried on the shoulder of the ghost shark with my hands tied behind my back. I still didn't give up trying to convince him. "For the sake of our friends for many years, let me go"

"Sorry, but this is one of my tasks." Guixie strode forward.

"Isn't it better to use illusion. Be gentle with girls." The man beside Guixie said lightly.

"Well, about this..." Kisame suddenly stopped.

"You are not from this village." Asma and Hong stood in the middle of the road, "You also kidnapped innocent ninjas, what exactly do you want to do?"

"Long time no see, Asmasang, Hongsang." Guixie's companion said respectfully.

Asma frowned: "Since you recognize us, it means that you were also a ninja in this village before."

Was it the ninja of Konoha Village?

He reached out and slowly took off the bamboo hat.

Ahem, he really is a very delicate-looking man. .

"You are... Itachi." Asma's eyes widened. "Why did you come back here?"

Kisame: "Do you two know Itachi-san? Then, let me introduce myself too."

"Dried persimmon ghost shark, please give me more advice."

Asma: "There is nothing to teach, I will kill you now."

Kisame: "Mr. Itachi, you seem to be hated by others."

Actually saying that others hate it, it is obvious that he is half a catty. .

Red: "I know you, Kisame Kisame, who was originally a ninja Kirigakure, a fugitive ninja who was wanted by the Land of Water for killing daimyo and carrying out national sabotage work."

Asma: "You two are both S-class felons on the wanted warrant. Itachi, you dare to come back after doing that kind of thing..."

I gave Ghost Shark a hard look.

He kept lying to me that the daimyo didn't kill him. .And he even reached the S rank, so after all, what kind of weird things did he do!

Itachi: "Asma Sang, Hong Sang, please leave me alone. I don't want to kill you."

Asma: "It doesn't sound like a person who murdered his fellow countrymen. Aimless, wearing strange clothes and wandering around without authorization, you are not this kind of person."

With a scream, Guixiong put his hand on my waist to prevent me from slipping down, and with the other hand, he pulled out a big knife and cut a hole in the ground with a sound of Duang. "This person talks a lot, kill him."

Still as violent as ever. .This person talks a lot, this person is really ugly, this person is very unpleasant, so kill him. .It is because of such things that he became an S-rank rebel!

"It seems that they won't let us go." Itachi said lightly, "Not too long, your moves are too conspicuous."

"It's decided." Kisame smirked, swinging the big knife to slice Asma.

There was a whistling wind above my head, and a cold sweat broke out on my back. "That! Did you forget something, Big Brother Ghost! I'm still here..."

"Using hostages to hinder the battle." Asma dodged the first wave of attacks, "Despicable people!"

"Hehe. Is that so?" Guixie stopped, put me down and cut the rope from my hand, and grabbed my skirt.

"Don't say such things about a vulgar person, he will be even more irritable... Senior Asma." Being grabbed by the collar, Chakra had been absorbed by the shark muscle before, and I stood there tremblingly: "Don't Looking at him like this, he is actually very slender..."

"I hate talkative people like you the most, Konoha's ninja." Kisame raised his sword and pointed at Asma's nose. "I'll finish you right away!"

"Well, can you let me go first... Uwah!"

They turned me round and threw me out!

I have to say that Kisame is really powerful, and it can't stop after being thrown so high and far. .

"Red!" Asma abruptly caught Kisame's powerful blow, "Aoi is over there!"

"I know... uh!" Hongge blocked Itachi's attack and couldn't get away at all.

I gritted my teeth, condensed the only bit of chakra in my hand, and reached out to grab a certain protruding rock in an attempt to slow down the acceleration.

With a bang.

I don't know if the stone is broken or my hand is broken. .

However it was of no use.

If you hit the mountain by the river like this, you will definitely have a concussion, and it is not impossible to have your head dilated. .

I raised my arms to cover my head, ready to crash, but fell into a firm embrace the next second.

"Sorry, I'm late." Kakashi looked down at me.His forehead has been straightened, and under the long scar that runs through it is a bright red Sharingan.

I looked at him with a complicated expression.

I owe a favor again. .

"Don't think of being indebted." Kakashi stretched out his hand to wrap my hair flying around from the fall from a high altitude, with gentle eyes. "You deserve it, Aoi."

Kakashi. .

I felt fluid coming out of my eyes.

"Why are you crying?" He squinted his eyes and smiled, the scars on his face softened a lot.

I froze for a second, and put my arms around his waist.

"Damn... I thought I'd never see you again."

"Hey, if you are always attached to me like this, I will be very troubled, senpai." Kakashi said softly, buried his head on my neck, and hugged me tightly with both arms. "This is not an example..."