Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

"Uh...it hurts." With the smell of blood in my mouth and the burning pain on my face, I opened my eyes.

In front of him is a handsome face with a pocket enlarged.

Me: "... Am I dead?"

Pocket stretched out three fingers: "What is this?"

I opened my mouth, but couldn't make a sound.

Dou didn't say anything else, took out the water bottle and put the mouth of it near my mouth, and poured clean water down my throat little by little.

My throat was moistened by the sweet stream, and I shed tears of happiness. "I thought.."

"Thought I was dead." Dou helped me to sit up against the tree trunk.

"..."

Dou frowned: "What's the matter, is there any discomfort?"

It's not so much uncomfortable as it is. .

I licked my back teeth with my tongue, and the tip of my tongue felt strange.

Feeling that a lot of blood had flowed from my mouth, I took advantage of the opportunity to vomit on the ground.

Along with a puddle of blood, a molar tumbled to the ground.

Orochimaru, do you know that Konoha dental fillings are very expensive! You left my two-month salary with one left hook and I can't live anymore!I didn't mean to touch your bottom on purpose!

In other words, Orochimaru just knocked me out and didn't kill me.Could it be that he did something indescribable to me when I was dizzy!

Dou: "Have you scratched your chest? Why is there blood on your clothes?"

I was startled.

The indescribable thing is exactly. .

I didn't take into account that the pocket was still there, so I opened my clothes with both hands.

In the middle of my chest, Hao Ran had two small blood holes.There is also a black pattern of three commas near the wound.

"...What should I do, Senior Dou." Looking at Dou with a wooden face, "Will this be fatal?"

Dou was stunned: "...It looks like a curse mark."

"I don't know what the curse seal is." I touched the wound on my chest, and there were traces of blood on my fingers.

These two holes couldn't have been poked out by Orochimaru's teeth. .

I thought of the two fangs that Dashemaru showed when he opened his mouth to speak, and his face turned green.

"Ah... It's okay. I just checked your whole body with medical ninjutsu, and there is no major problem." After a pause, "except for a tooth that was knocked out."

"Then how long did I sleep in the seventh class?" I was very angry when I thought of Orochimaru knocking me out and dragging me away, and then making strange marks on my chest!

Dou was at a loss: "I don't know. I crawled out of the snake's belly, walked back 100 meters, and saw you hanging on a tree."

They actually hung me on a tree like bacon!

When I got excited, the corner of my mouth twitched, and the wound on my face burst open.

"Let's leave it like this for the time being. Medical ninjutsu is fine. If you accept other people's chakras, it will be uncomfortable." Dou wrapped the gauze coated with medicine on my face, "What did you say about the seventh class just now?"

"I don't know, because I fainted very early. The three people in the seventh class can't beat that Orochimaru. I really can't figure it out. Why do people with Orochimaru's level have to take the Chunin exam? Konoha is really a A place full of talent...”

"I'm going to find Class Seven." Dou stood up.

"Hey why." I slumped on the tree trunk.

Du: "Naruto-kun and the others are in danger, as seniors, we have an obligation to help."

I stared at him for a while.

So it's because it's like this every time that you failed seven times, Senior Dou. .

"... Whatever you want. Anyway, you never think about our team's exams. So does the red copper armor. I hate you." I stood up slowly and took two steps while supporting the tree.

Why can't I even walk in a straight line now. .

I subconsciously touched my chest, the skin around the curse mark suddenly felt like it was on fire, and my lower limbs went numb for a while, I gritted my teeth and held on.

Obviously Senior Dou said that there is no problem, why did it become like this. .Is it because I'm too weak?

Dou walked over to straighten me who was staggered, and sighed: "You are right, I should care more about my teammates. After all, you can't do anything without me."

Me: "Senior, I feel like I'm going to be paralyzed."

Dou smiled: "No."

But I feel like I'm about to lose my lower body, and this spell is definitely suspicious.But Senior Dou is from a major, so his judgment should be fine. .

Dou wrapped his arms around my legs and hugged me horizontally.

It may be because of the curse seal that many functions of my body cannot function normally.There was a sudden change of position, blood rushed to my head, there was a sound in my head, and my chest became hot again.

Being hugged by a princess is obviously a very happy thing. .

I put my head in my hands and got into my pocket, I couldn't feel anything except the dizzy nausea.

I don't know how long it took.

"We're here." Dou patted my face.

Dou's fingers are cold.

"Have you got a fever? This is not good."

He moved his stiff body and rolled down from the pocket.Although I felt disgusted, I still resisted vomiting on his feet.

"You came out alive." The red copper armor came out of a room in the tower. "It's a miracle."

"..." You can't refute bullying me because I'm sick, right, Red Copper Armor.

"It's really embarrassing." The red copper armor approached, picked up the hem of my tattered clothes with two fingers, "Where have you been, the slums?"

Me: My chest hurts, my head hurts, my heart hurts.

Red Copper Armor: "Why, don't you even have the strength to refute?"

Dou: "Enough is enough, Red Copper Armor."

I really want to hit someone. .

Trembling, I reached out to grab the red copper armor's clothes.

The red copper armor did not dodge, "Your hands are so dirty, rubbing dirt all over my body."

Hehe you have a look on your face.

"Let go, you bastard..." "Ouch!"

I couldn't hold back all of a sudden and spit out the red copper armor. .

"What are you doing!!" Red Copper Armor grabbed my collar and lifted me up, "Are you going to die!"

Me: dizzy

Putting the two scrolls flat on the ground, he pulled the seal of the scrolls with his fingers, "Enough is enough, Red Copper Armor, it's the last day now, and soon you won't have to stay in this team in pain."

thumping!

As soon as the scroll's seal was released, a thick fog floated out, and a familiar figure stood in the fog.

"Hey, everyone... why is it Aoi?"

Is it strange to see me Kakashi!

"Pain!" The red copper armor immediately let go of my hand, and I fell violently to the ground.Originally, he couldn't walk because of the curse seal, but he was thrown by the red copper armor, and his two legs were completely useless.

"Senior Kakashi, I finally met you, you don't know..."

"Well, I know, I am also very happy to see you. Now let me explain the changes in the rules of the second exam..."

Kakashi, you are so indifferent, we finally met. .I have passed the test of yin and yang in the exam. .

"It means that there are too many people who have obtained the scrolls, and now we need to reduce some of them." Kakashi explained in a flat tone while flipping through the scrolls.

I stared at the book, and there was still a ring of teeth marks from my bite on the cover.Part of the orange patent leather around the teeth marks has come off.

Kakashi, you don't know how perverted that Ms. Orochimaru is. .

"Xiao Aoi, why are the clothes all tattered?" Kakashi looked at me with a forbearing expression.

I know very well why he forbears, tattered is just a euphemism.

I am now covered in mud and military medals, although most of them are left by wild animals and insects.

Looking into Kakashi's eyes, I pinched my numb legs, "Because... I haven't showered for three days"

My legs are still numb and I can't stand up!

It feels numb and painful like squatting on the toilet for three days!

"Why do you have to kneel and talk. Stand up quickly." Kakashi said and was about to help me up.

I exerted some strength, my chest felt hot, and there seemed to be a reaction in my legs.

Standing up unsteadily: "Senior Kakashi, you know how big..."

Ah, I'm going to fall! In front of me is Kakashi's open arms. I'm so happy now!

"Kakashi-san, we are going to prepare for the next exam now, excuse me."

Just now without saying a word, he teleported in front of Kakashi to catch me, and interrupted my words by the way.

"Don't excuse me. Senior, you know the big snake..."

"Ahaha Kakashi-san, do you know that during the exam, I was swallowed by a big snake and thought I was dead? 2333!"

Although I really want to share that matter with Kakashi, the more important thing is Orochimaru. .

"Senior, you know the curse... It hurts to death!!"

The medical chakra poured into my head "in time", and the pain made me speechless.

"Curse" Kakashi tilted his head.

While "torturing" me, Dou replied: "It's nothing, Aoi has a fever, maybe she's talking nonsense."

"Really." Kakashi squatted down, frowning, and carefully placed his hand on my forehead. "It's burning very badly."

Kakashi reached out and patted Kakashi's hand. "It's irrational to touch patients casually during treatment."

Senior Dou, why do you want to hinder my love!!

"Hey, my head will stop hurting after a while, the pain will fly away~"

Senior. .

You can't see me!!!

Kakashi: "I see, the two of you are so short..."

"No!" I woke up instantly, gnashing my teeth: "The only person I like is Hatake Kakashi!"

Kakashi held his forehead with a headache: "Yes~ Yes, I knew it a long time ago, but I didn't say that I only like it..."

I don't know why the fever is so bad, but I still have the strength to speak out loudly: "It's okay! Anyway, I don't like small breasts, I can go to Thailand to use a knife..."

The red copper armor slapped the other half of my intact face, and I spat out a little bit of blood, "It's really shameless! What the hell is Thailand!"

Thailand. .There are only five major countries or something here. .

I'm just talking about boobs, why another slap.

I vaguely saw Kakashi kicking on the red copper armor's stomach, and he was busy shaking me to prevent me from passing out.

Although the red copper armor was beaten by Kakashi, it looked cool, but it didn't seem worth it at all.

I coughed and the other molar came out and the jingle fell to the ground.

The scene is quiet.It was so quiet that the sound of hair falling could be heard.Everyone present knew that those two teeth would be the main culprit for my return to abject poverty.

Because, Konoha's dentist is really not ordinary expensive.

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