Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

Is the signed psychic contract a shark...

He is the only one who has that kind of psychic beast scroll.

Tsk... What the hell is Kisame doing?

No, the point is how Rin is... Ahem, he has not given up contacting him for so many years and has never heard from him. The only time he met was blind. It is really unfair.

"Look, Rin. About the weakness of this psychic beast." After the seal was performed, I put my hand on the nose of the shark in the water. I raised my eyes to look at the blond boy in front of me who was preparing to observe seriously, and suddenly felt a little nervous. .

Hatake Rin, the product of an accident that I didn't notice after getting drunk... Ahem, that's too much to say.Ignoring a certain super troublesome stage, he is still very cute... no, the cutest!

……

But he is completely different from people like me. He is a real genius. If he was not born by himself, I would doubt whether he is his own son.This guy has been around since he was four years old, and he has learned everything he should and should not have learned, leaving me, a waste, with nowhere to put my face...

...Even a simple demonstration must be done well, I don't want to see the expression of "You are such an idiot" on his face anymore!

Symbolically touching the shark's nose to appease it, then abruptly pushed it away.The shark was instantly enraged, and immediately wanted to swim over and attack me.

Is he going to attack his master just by being provocative like this? What an irritable character... This is quite similar to a certain person.

Dodging the attack sideways, I quickly grabbed its fins and turned it over on its back.

"Heh... scared?" I whispered to the psychic beast, I stroked its belly with a light smile, then let go of my hand and let it float in the water.

That is, during the Fourth Ninja World War, when I teamed up with Hongdou to do a mission, I used it to transport scrolls, and I never used it again.

"?" Rin looked suspiciously at the psychic beast that suddenly stopped attacking: "What's going on..."

I looked down at the motionless psychic beast at my feet: "As long as it is turned over, it will faint... Anyway, it's not very strong."

As the owner of this psychic beast, I know very well... If you force it to face up, it will enter a tonic state and lose consciousness.At the beginning, I didn't expect that a guy with a strong appearance would have such a fatal weakness.

"That's...that's amazing." Rin sighed in admiration, with a rare look of surprise on his face.

Just... that expression!

Not wanting him to see my excited expression, I quickly turned my back to him and coughed a few times to cover up, and said handsomely: "Ahem! Anyway, that's it, you're still a long way off, learn from it~"

...This guy has been practicing with Kakashi since he was four and a half years old. He has so much knowledge that he taught me like "I already knew it". It's super frustrating... This time he actually Let him be amazed, and finally win a round!

"..." Just seeing the face of my son's admiration is so difficult.I'm such a sad person.

at night:

"Why didn't you listen to the persuasion and take off the bandage." Back in the room after dinner, Kakashi frowned, with some reproach in his eyes: "Obviously the eyes have not fully recovered."

"It's okay, I won't be blind..." I lay down on the pillow and yawned indifferently: "The eyes just can't see light. It's night anyway, so it doesn't matter."

"Sophistry." Kakashi's voice became a little serious.

Having been with him for so long, it's rare to be choked by him like this.

... makes people uncomfortable.

Seeing that I was ignoring him lazily, the silver-haired man walked over and sat on the edge of the bed speechlessly, putting one hand on top of my head: "What's wrong, he looks unhappy."

…No one would be happy about being smashed into a sieve by a shuriken and almost dying.

"...knowledgefully asking." Lying on his lap, I stared at Kakashi's face with some ecstasy: "Take off the mask quickly. I haven't seen you for a long time."

"Hmm..." Kakashi snorted, leaned over and rubbed my hair with the tip of his nose: "Rin has to go to school tomorrow, so he should be asleep by now."

"Kakashi... you're so horny."

Kakashi: "What are you talking about? I just wanted to tell you the information about Orochimaru's Sharingan test subject... You were injured so badly, next time you meet that guy who claims to be Uchiha Shin Be careful."

"..."

Kakashi: "But if you really want it, it's not impossible in the future."

"……Shut up."

Today's Hatake Rin is also very socially incompetent.

"Rin, have you heard that Chika-chan fell so badly at the school gate this morning, that the bento was on her head hahahaha~"

"I know." Rin helplessly looked at Sakura who was laughing at others unscrupulously: "Because I was there at the time... Don't laugh, you are too much."

Once again, she obviously wanted to help a female classmate who accidentally fell down, but she ran away very unhappy.

...It really is hated.

"Such things have happened several times." Sakura stopped laughing, and said quietly: "Sure enough, that rumor is true."

"Rumor?" There was a drop of cold sweat on Rin's forehead.

...Has my popularity dropped to the stage where there are strange rumors?

"It's the one that spread among the girls," Sakura blinked mysteriously: "All girls who dare to plot against Lord Rin will be very unlucky..."

"Eh?" Rin was thoughtful: "Why are there such strange rumors. Isn't it enough for me to change my hairstyle and hair color?"

Sakura couldn't bear it anymore: "You bastard...don't act like you don't understand anything, I'm so envious!"

Rin: "...Huh? Envious?"

Sakura: "It's nothing... just keep it as it is and don't change it. Also, you are not allowed to talk to Ritsuko."

"That's it, I can't handle the school affairs at all." Sitting side by side with the tall shark-faced man on the stone by the river, Rin complained gloomily about his bleak school life: "For boys, they are considered to be below average." , the popularity among girls seems to be very bad..."

He actually said that he is not very popular among girls, but in fact it is completely the other way around.

Kisame silently glanced at the troubled boy.

This guy is simply mentally handicapped in terms of emotional intelligence.

"You don't have to go home." Guixie averted his eyes a little irritatedly: "I still want to find smoke."

"...You are really rude when you speak." Rin said that he didn't care about his threat: "Even if he denies helping me practice, I can clearly see every movement of gathering chakra and seal."

Seeing that Kisame ignored him in silence, Rin said to himself: "Although there is a festival on the street today, there is a high probability that I will go shopping alone. Because my father is the former sixth generation, it is too conspicuous to be talked about by others." It would be troublesome, but my mother... ahem, I caught several goldfish last time, but she didn't catch any, so she said that she doesn't want to go to festivals with me in the future."

After all this time, she is still as stupid as before...

"Also, after I showed my father the spiritism, he became very strange... seemed very depressed. Well, he never took off his mask anyway, so I don't know what happened."

"That's it." Kisame agreed, raising his hand to cover up the involuntary upturn of his mouth.

That guy Kakashi was really shocked.

After Rin left, Kisame leaned against the stone and closed her eyes.

Tsk... I've been working at Orochimaru for a whole morning, and I'm already a little tired.

"Hmm..." Did he just fall asleep?

Feeling a little dizzy, Kisame slowly raised his hand and rubbed his temples.

No, did you sleep for too long?The atmosphere in Muye Village is too peaceful, you can relax if you are not careful...

"You really slept for a long time. What's the matter? Are you a little dizzy?"

Unexpectedly, when he heard a familiar voice from above his head, Kisame opened his eyes as if startled: "Kui..."

"You, a ninja with a huge amount of chakra, can find it if you look for it~ But I didn't bother you when I saw you sleeping... It's been three hours. Speaking of which, it was thanks to you that I didn't die ..."

Three hours!

She stayed by his side for so long like this...

Sure enough, the atmosphere in Muye Village was so decadent that his vigilance was gone!

Because her eyes hadn't recovered from being injured by the poisonous smoke, and she was forcibly exposed to the sun when she couldn't see the light, her eyes were a little moist, and it seemed to him that she had the illusion of being affectionate.

...I really want to hold her in my arms.

Kisame was startled by the sudden thought.

"Huh? Did you hear what I just said?" Seeing that his body was tense and unresponsive, Aoi leaned closer with a worried expression on his face: "Does your head hurt?"

This idiot... is too close!

I saw her crimson lips closer, and because of her posture, her chest was also faintly visible...

Ghost shark swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

The boobs... got bigger.

"..." Unable to bear the thought that he crossed the line any longer, Guixier couldn't bear it anymore, got up and quickly formed seals to escape.

...What happened to Kisame all of a sudden, is my face so unbearable?

Forget it, don't think about that now.

"A rare festival, are you still troubled?" Kakashi put on the fox mask bought by the festival, and said lazily, "Thanks to Naruto and Sasuke, the guy who called himself Uchiha Nobu has been resolved. "

"Cut... It's really bad luck to fight with a guy with Sharingan." Recalling the scene where I was hanged and beaten by Uchiha Shin, I couldn't help shivering: "I don't want to meet that guy again..."

"In that case, why don't you think about whether to go to work or not, just stay at home with me..." Kakashi gently wrapped his arms around his shoulders, and his warm breath could be heard in his ears: "How?"

"Mom, I want to go fishing for goldfish." The sleeve of the yukata was pulled suddenly, and she looked down to see Rin's playful face.

The same personality as Kakashi who occasionally becomes black-bellied... Hatake Rin, what kind of light bulb are you doing at this time.

"No." Breaking away Kakashi's arm: "If I stay at home and don't do the task, I will definitely go crazy if I stay with a genius like you all day."

Kakashi smiled dotingly: "How come~"

"Goldfish." Following Kakashi's example, Rin bent his eyes and showed an innocent smile, and stretched out his hand as if asking for money.

You must want me to make a fool of myself while fishing for goldfish. As an adult, I can't even compare to a child!

"It's your turn this time, Kakashi." Going around behind Kakashi and gently pushing him to Rin's side, I turned around and took a few steps in the other direction: "I won't accompany you~"

Kakashi: "Wait a minute..."

"You stop for me and don't follow..."

Great, no one is following me now.

On the other side of the street, I found another vendor who was fishing for goldfish, and started fishing without faith...

Ahem, it's just a necessary practice, I definitely don't do this because I want to compete with a kid who just went to ninja school!By the way, what's so good about fishing for goldfish, I don't want to play at all!Really don't want to!

slap...

The paper net broke again.

"..." Sure enough, let's give up. "The boss will come again three times."

Obviously I have to give up and still come... I must be mentally ill.

"How can I repair..." broke twice again!This is the last time left.

Just as I was thinking about the last time I was fooling around, a big blue hand covered my hand in the next second.

"You're using too much force. And the angle is not right." Kisame ignored my dumbfounded expression and taught me how to fish for goldfish.

"... so amazing." Staring at the little goldfish in the plastic bag filled with water on the palm of my hand, I muttered in a low voice: "Obviously I can't learn it after practicing for so long..."

"It's not because you're too stupid." The bamboo hat he was wearing covered the upper half of his face, making it impossible to see his expression clearly.

"Cut..." I raised my head and glared at him unhappily: "Yeah, I'm just stupid, not as powerful as you."

Kisame seemed to be taken aback for a moment, and after a short pause, he slowly said, "No matter how powerful a person is, he will have weaknesses." He then took a step closer, stretched out his arms and hugged my shoulder affectionately, leaned down and whispered softly He said: "Want to know...my weakness."

"In no mood……"

Why are you so close all of a sudden!

This guy... surpassed the social distance and already made me feel very uncomfortable, and that tone...

"Don't want to..." Seeing that I was so scared that I stayed in place and didn't dare to move, Guixie chuckled, slowly retracted his arm and let me go: "That's really a pity."

"Huh..." Scared to death, scared to death...

"You guys are really..." He looked at my reaction with some amusement.

"What is it?" He took a big step back defensively to distance himself from him.

...this is so weird.

"It's really mentally handicapped." Unceremoniously calling me mentally handicapped, Kisame seemed to have nothing to say. "Well, that's it."

"Hey, wait..."

"Trust me and I will reply." He cut me off without looking back: "So don't cry next time."

……what.I really don't know what's going on.

...it shouldn't have been like that just now.

Because Aoi in a yukata looks so pretty... accidentally...

Kisame lowered his bamboo hat and quickly passed through the crowd.

Fortunately, she was very slow, and after doing that, her reaction was nothing but fear.

Even if she deliberately forgets it for so long, it really won't work... But if she plays and disappears again, she will definitely feel uncomfortable again.

Ghost shark sighed with a headache.

He, too, is a shark that has been firmly grasped at his weaknesses... Really, an inextricable sense of frustration.

-------over---------

Wonderful theater...

(master and deacon and maid)

Kakashi (sitting on the throne): "That's not up to par, maid."

Aoi (the broom is frightened): "(Wei Nuo Nuo) Master...Master?"

Kakashi: "Come here."

Aoi (stand well + blushing): "Master Kakashi."

Kakashi (playing): "I can't even fasten the belt of my clothes properly, and it's still dangling in front of my eyes... Did you do it on purpose?"

Aoi: "Yes, yes... sorry!"

Kakashi (reaching out to pick up the maid's chin): "Although the face is good...but it is still lacking in training/teaching. Deacon, I will leave this one to you."

Kisame (Deacon): "...Yes."

—————The dividing line of being transferred/taught————

Aoi: "(Unceremoniously) Hurry up and get the binding done for me, what a useless butler."

Kisame: "You obviously did the wrong thing, why should I be bullied by you..."

Aoi: "Huh? What did you just say?"

Kisame: "I'm sorry..."

Aoi (sitting on a chair like a queen): "Oh, yes, the nails should be painted too. Otherwise, the master will scold you."

Kisame (Kneel down honestly and start painting): "Okay."

Aoi (the hem of the maid's dress reaches the thigh): "By the way, tidy up the garter stockings for me."

Kisame (the scene is too voluptuous and the brain is congested): "..."

Aoi: "(Very upset) Why are you so clumsy all of a sudden...um...so itchy..."

Ghost Shark (brain crash + nosebleed): "..."

Kakashi (passing by suddenly): "You guys are..."

Aoi (heart beating wildly): "Master...Master! No...it's not what you think!"

Kakashi (with a gloomy face, he came over and squeezed Kisame away): "Let me do it."

Aoi: "Master Kakashi..."

Kakashi (carefully tying the maid's garter straps): "Okay. Go to work."

Aoi (watches Kakashi leave + blushes): "Ah, what a perfect host, and the back is super handsome..."

Ghost Shark: "That..."

Aoi: "Shut up, you incompetent deacon, hurry up and die with a nosebleed."

The author has something to say:

Kisame: My weakness is you~

It is completely over, thanks to Mina-san for her support.After writing it for so long, I suddenly felt deeply moved... But I still want to open a new pit, and I like generating electricity for love.