Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

It didn't seem long after that.

He looked down at the ring on his left ring finger.Because it is a ninja, it is impossible to have any excessive styling.It's just a simple circle, which doesn't look conspicuous at all.

Suddenly, I miss that wedding.

Rubbing the smooth surface of the ring with my right hand, I blushed unconsciously.

Cough cough, that guy Kakashi has been terribly idle since he left office. It is really speechless to live a retired life so early. .

"It's been a long time, Kui-san." Orochimaru put the food on the table: "You must be hungry after staying with me for so long."

I came back to my senses and smiled embarrassedly: "Hey, then I'll be impolite, Master Orochimaru."

Orochimaru: "You guys have never been polite. There are so many ninjas watching me, and you are the first one who dares to walk up to me and open your mouth to beg for food. You count the number of times this is the first time."

"The one who hides cats and cats in front of you is really stupid." I took a bite of an apple: "If only you were so kind to me in the early years... I don't have to be bullied by those Yinren."

"I told you a long time ago, I only gave you the curse seal because you are a little special, and you are not very special." Orochimaru tilted his head and smiled, narrowing his golden snake eyes: "So in the base I don't even remember who you are."

Me: "... This kind of truth is too hurtful, Master Orochimaru."

Different from the past, Orochimaru, who can be called seductive in appearance, has lost a lot of middle school spirit, and even his hair has become a lot softer, and his whole person suddenly has a kind of quiet and mysterious temperament.

"Compared to before, you really have changed a lot." I looked at him in a daze.

"Really. Maybe." Orochimaru paused, then looked up at the ceiling: "It's almost time for that person to arrive. It's time for you to change shift, go back."

That person...was talking about Yamato.Even our shift schedule is so clear.So it's useless to monitor this person. . .

After walking out of the gate slowly, I made a gesture with Yamato who was squatting behind a certain tree.

He nodded, and quickly formed a seal and hid in the tree trunk.

. .When will this idiot who plays hide-and-seek with Orochimaru learn to be smarter.

As soon as he got home and started to write the report, he turned around and saw Kakashi frowning.

"Did you talk to Orochimaru again today?" As he spoke, he put one hand on my shoulder, pointing his finger at my shoulder vaguely.

"I don't have it." Guiltyly looking at the pen in his hand.

How does he know everything. . .

"Of course I'll know about you."

"It must be that guy Yamato who made a small report on me again (!) What are you doing..."

"I told you, don't communicate with Orochimaru, it's too dangerous. Why don't you listen every time."

"Huh... why are you in such a hurry today... Senior Kakashi..."

"How many times have I told you, change that address. Especially at this time, don't call me senior."

"Well... Dana... Dana-san..."

wow~

"I can't do it now, I still have to write a report...uh...the documents are all on the floor..."

"...It's okay, I'll write for you later."

creak~

"Wait a minute... Haha... Is it a bit inappropriate on the table..."

"Don't move around, people who have done wrong things are not qualified to make demands."

"Don't...don't lick there...um..."

Hearing the discordant conversation petrifiedly, Aoba Yamashiro, who was standing outside the door, thought for a few seconds, and decisively reached out and knocked on the door.

After a brief pause, the door opened with a bang, and Aoi standing in front of her looked very unhappy.

"This." Ignoring the murderous intent from the person in front of him, he stretched out his hand and handed over a piece of paper: "The purpose of the seventh generation is decided, and then please go to the equipment department to get it..."

"Bring it." Before he could finish speaking, Aoi grabbed the document in his hand and began to look at it.

"...Get the matching forehead and uniform." Aoba Yamashiro noticed the somewhat messy long hair of the young female ninja in front of her.

Sure enough, he was doing that.After all, they had only been married for a few months.You must not do this again next time, you will be hated to death.

"This is..." Aoi trembled with excitement as she pinched the document.

Aoba Yamashiro scratched her head.

Even if it is reprogrammed to a new location, there is no need to be so excited.

"This is it!" Finally, the expectation came, a promotion or something!

In my excitement, I didn't want to see that disgusting face of Aoba Yamashiro at all, so I reached out and slammed the door shut.

"Huh?" Kakashi came over, reached out and hugged me from behind, resting his chin casually on the top of my head, while reading the words on the document: "It's finally here, re-edit. Well, it still looks pretty good Not bad."

"..." After a pause for a few seconds, I broke free from the arms of the silver-haired man, and hurriedly grabbed my coat and put on my shoes: "I have to tell Xuanjian immediately!"

Kakashi rubbed his chin, which was hurt by my sudden movement, depressed, "Is it really okay to just leave your Dana-san like this?"

"Abstain from sexual intercourse once in a while, senior. Don't you feel that your needs are a little bit big recently?"

Kakashi: Could it be that I'm not attractive enough recently? .And it seems that the title of this senior can never be changed. .

After such a long time, now I can finally sit on an equal footing with Xuanma!

"Genma, you are at home!" → Kicked open the locked door of Xuanma's house

Before he had time to say anything, he saw Genma Honma who had just come out of the bathroom and only covered his lower body with a towel.

"!" Xuanjian was taken aback.

"Ah..." I faced the male ninja's body with a stiff expression. "I'm sorry, Mr. Xuanma."

awkward silence

Me: "Well, there is something I want to show you..."

"Why are you still here! Shouldn't ordinary people go out right away at this time!" Xuan Jian picked up some sundries at hand and threw them over: "Get out!"

"I'm very sorry, I was too excited and couldn't hold it back for a while." I touched the bag on my forehead that Xuanjian smashed out.

"They're all married people, and they're not too old or young." Xuan Jian, who was dressed, raised his forehead in embarrassment: "What's going on?"

"Ahem!" Cleared my throat solemnly, and held the document in front of him, my face flushed with excitement: "We will be colleagues from now on, Teacher Xuanjian."

"...specially Jonin. I'm at the same level as me." Somewhat surprised, Xuanma showed a smile on his face: "After all, you still care about this. You really are... a guy who lacks self-confidence."

"In the future, we must be more serious about missions." I replied with some enthusiasm.

Xuanjian: "Why are you starting to get nervous again? Normal mind, normal mind."

I raised my eyebrows: "Normal? This is the highest-ranking position I've ever gotten. Anbu and others are not popular at all."

"Oh, especially Jonin? What kind of rubbish is this? Is that how you treat me, Uzumaki Naruto." I squinted at Asakawa standing beside me, and I was so envious that my teeth were itchy: "Why does this guy I can become a Jōnin..." (Specially Jōnin→The pathetic stage where Jōnin is higher than Jōnin and lower than Jōnin)

It's not a matter of level at all, only Asakawa, I absolutely can't accept the fact that he will always be on top of me. . .A person with ordinary looks, ordinary personality, and no ninjutsu of his own making is actually a genius, it's too buggy!

Naruto sitting behind Hokage's desk rubbed his temples with some headaches: "That's because Asakawa-san's records are very perfect. Anyway, that's the mission this time... Get over it, Miss Xiaokui."

"I refuse." I said sternly: "The task of transporting prisoners is too simple, this is an insult to me."

Asakawa touched me with his elbow, and said weakly: "Now is a peaceful age and there are not many difficult tasks. Calm down, Aoi-chan."

Me: "Even so, your task looks much better than mine."

Naruto: "Understand, my side is also very difficult."

"..." Looking at Naruto with a face full of kidney deficiency, I raised the corners of my mouth in a wicked way: "I didn't know who it was before, but every time I finished receiving the task at the fifth generation, I started to make noise, saying what Tsunade mother-in-law gave me?" The task is too simple, and I have to change the task, and I kept yelling in the office. Now I have some experience, Nanaime-sama."

Naruto:"..."

"I will never agree with a brat like you." In response to Asakawa's excessive sourness, I put my arms around my chest and stretched my neck: "The only Hokage-sama in my mind is Kakashi."

"I used to be a very annoying kid." Naruto suddenly smiled slightly: "It doesn't matter. Only people who can be recognized by everyone can do well in the position of Hokage. I will continue to work hard."

How did you become so serious all of a sudden. . .

Feeling that I was going too far, I said embarrassingly: "I was in a bad mood just now, and I was talking nonsense... The task is right, you don't have to worry about it on me!"

That being said, the truth is the distance is long, the felons are full, and the guy is on the list. . .

I glanced at the name of the dried persimmon ghost on the scroll in my hand, and I felt ashamed for a while.

Before I left last time, I told him again that I would visit him in a month, but that was actually a lie. . .It's been four months.I really didn't mean it, either I was too tired to do the task and wanted to be lazy, or I was too busy to forget. .

"Huh..." Shaking off the idle emotions, I checked the equipment carefully again, and I stood up and took a deep breath.

After all, Tukage is very suspicious. Up to now, he still has prejudices against Wuyin Village. He is dubious about the information provided by Mizukage. He insists on taking the prisoner there for interrogation. Mizukage is still short of manpower, so he directly asks for the nearest Allies of the Fire Nation.That journey was too long, and my stamina is actually not very good. . .

But this is the first time to do a mission as a special jounin, and it must be completed perfectly, and that guy Asakawa must not be seen as a joke!

"It's very motivated." Kakashi didn't wear a mask, lying lazily on the bed and covering his face with the kissing heaven.

I came back to my senses, walked over and ravaged his fluffy silver hair: "It's not that I'm motivated, it's that you are too unmotivated~"

"Well..." Kakashi lazily drooped his eyelids, took one of my hands and put the back of his hand on his lips and printed it: "I've reached the age of an uncle, and I can't compare with you who are still young. "

"Hey... Uncle likes it the most." Withdrawing my hand and leaning over to kiss the mole on his lower lip, I turned around and put the equipment on my back and pushed open the door: "Then I'm leaving, Ka Before Cassie... ahem, Dana."

Kakashi (laughs): "Good luck."

Borderlands of the Land:

Knowing that I lack stamina, I am not very suitable for this kind of long-distance trekking task. I have prepared well before, but I didn't expect it to be so cold.

"Ah..." I sneezed suddenly, I hid my face under the collar of my cloak, and stepped on the snow with one foot deep and one shallow.

I encountered an enemy attack on the road before. .Well, they don't really care about enemy attacks, and few people can keep up with Flying Thunder God's speed.But in this environment, it may be a little difficult.My bones are aching from the cold, so uncomfortable...

"Are you all right, captain?" Matsuda who was following behind asked, "Your body is shaking so badly... You were also very strong when you were in Anbu, why are you so afraid of the cold?"

Because he was a former subordinate, this guy was transferred this time. .

"I'm not afraid of the cold." I replied with some annoyance.

Matsuda blinked, and pointed to the carriage next to him: "He said he wasn't afraid of the cold... Obviously he couldn't even walk. This is already the end of the team, captain."

Is it the end of the line?I remember the guy at the end of the line. . .

"You look quite energetic, Kisame." Near the gap of the steel cage on the car, I couldn't even speak aloud because of the air conditioner: "Have you been remodeling recently?"

"Normal." Kisame leaned against the railing and bared his teeth at me: "In comparison, your complexion is very bad, Captain. It would be great if the enemy suddenly attacked at this time."

His personality is still as bad as before, and hasn't changed at all. . .

Me: "...Don't laugh like that all the time, it's scary."

The person in front stopped suddenly.

I frowned and moved quickly to the front.

The mountain road in front of him turned into a narrow one, covered with snow like other roads, and it seemed that he would fall into the cliff if he didn't pay attention.The top of the mountain is a piece of white, and the terrain is very steep.

"What to do...Captain?"

We will soon reach the border of the Land of Earth.It is too unrealistic to turn back and make a detour.Just walk slowly like this, there should be no problem. . .perhaps.

I stepped up first, and part of the snow was squeezed off the cliff with my movements. "Tell the people behind to be careful, don't fall behind."

sand.sand.

Everyone is very careful, only the sound of footsteps in the snow can be heard.

It has been nearly 10 minutes since before, and if you are not afraid of heights, this level is actually not a big deal.

"..." Feeling that I was paying too much attention to my feet, I unconsciously looked up.

Such a high mountain is too dangerous for an avalanche.You are about to walk out of the dangerous area and reach the relatively wide highland opposite, so don't encounter enemy attacks. . .

Boom!

There was the sound of detonating symbols exploding overhead.

I really can't even think about it!It is said that using the detonating talisman in this kind of terrain is the brain broken!This is the rhythm of dying together!

Speechlessly looking at a few undressed figures protruding from a certain position on the mountain, I turned my body to avoid a few kunai flying down from above.

. .What a poorly accurate throw.

Following the sound of the explosion, the team members behind were in a commotion: "It's an enemy attack! Be careful not to fall!" / "Be careful of concealment!" / "What to do, what to do, there is no way to fight in this environment!" / "Calm down, calm down. . . . "

It's just that these few amateur enemies are nothing at all, the real trouble is that one.

I glanced lightly at the flustered subordinates, and raised my head to observe the situation on the top of the mountain.

The snow has loosened.

Looks like it's about to start.

"Captain! Order..." A ninja behind him was already in a panic and was about to turn around and go back. He stared at me nervously.

Even going back and forth is useless.This is not just a matter of mission failure.

I sighed in frustration.

"...Continue to carry out the task." Seeing the snow on the top of the mountain continue to loosen and crack, and then take a look at a certain naturally formed terrain at the end of the road, I stood still and started to seal.

Is it really the only way to use this?According to my strength, it is still a bit difficult to cover a whole team.But there is no better way.

"But the captain!"

"I said keep going!" While speaking, he quickly launched the sealing technique in the air, successfully transferred the snow and stones that fell from the air, and even transferred the Kunai dropped by the enemy to a different space.

"Kuisang!" Panting, Matsuda ran over from the end: "Have you started using Flying Thunder God... But it won't last long, your chakra will not be enough!"

Of course I know that Chakra will definitely not be enough. . .

The hand holding the seal was already sore from the cold, I frowned: "Go faster if you know you won't be able to block it for a long time. Tell them to speed up."

With just a few words, the avalanche has come down unstoppably. Except for the part covered by the seal, it seems that the rest of the entire mountain road will be washed away, and nothing can be seen in the white rush.

"See the terrain ahead, let them hide under the slope at twelve o'clock so they won't be washed away. If it's you, you will definitely complete the task I gave you perfectly." Concentrate on strengthening the spell cover, trying not to startle the horses with the avalanche. "Let's go... Matsuda."

Matsuda had a farewell look on his face: "...Yes, I understand."

……

What are you doing, Matsuda, I'm not ready to die yet!

... Forget it, I will deal with him after the matter is over.

...

It's been almost 20 seconds, and it looks like most of the people and carriages have moved to safety.

It is very similar to my estimation, this technique can last for about 30 seconds, and 20 seconds is enough to transfer.In the remaining ten seconds, quickly think of a way to get yourself out...

"Captain! The wheel here is stuck!" The kid-like subordinate who was dragging the horse looked quite flustered: "What should I do!"

"..." Turning my head to look at the situation with difficulty, I almost couldn't hold on.

The last carriage.

It seems to be stuck very badly.In this case, for the sake of insurance, it should be given up.

but……

I gritted my teeth: "Open!"

Subordinate: "But the captain..."

"If you tell me to open it, then don't talk nonsense!" It's not good...it seems to be unable to hold on. "The keys are in the left pocket."

Subordinate: "Yes... yes!"

Me: "It's my left, not yours."

Subordinate: "I'm sorry I was too nervous!"

Chakra is not enough.

Can I just plan for the worst?

The snow began to slide under my feet, and I glanced back at the cliff behind me.

"Wow!"

The shriek of the ninja just now was heard next to his ears, and when he turned his face, he saw Kisame's big hand clutching his arm tightly.

As soon as you open it, you start attacking people. .Sure enough, it still doesn't work.

While maintaining ninjutsu, I comforted my subordinates: "Don't be afraid, that person can't use ninjutsu! If you can't, retreat quickly!"

"...Yes!" He replied, flung away Guixier's hand in a panic, and ran away scrambling.

Can't blame him... Anyone would be terrified if he looked like that.

. .It's too late to care about other things, Chakra has reached the limit.

There was a crack in the seal, and a cluster of snow poured down blocked my sight.

If this continues, he will definitely be washed to the bottom of the cliff.

...I have run out of energy.I bit my lower lip reluctantly.

Kakashi, Kakashi... what should I do...

"Captain! Above!" It was Matsuda's voice...

After recovering, I reflexively glanced at Matsuda's direction, and the next second a stone fell from above and hit me hard on the forehead.

"Kui Sang!!"

Suddenly it went dark.Because of being hit by a stone, I took a few steps back unsteadily under the influence of inertia, and fell on my back from the edge of the cliff with some blurred consciousness.

Feeling a strong sense of falling, I regained a little consciousness, opened my eyes and saw the white color that was rapidly approaching in front of me.

This kind of frontal impact is too dangerous, you have to protect your head.Uh, my head hurts...

Before I could protect my arms in front of my body, a dizzy pain hit me, and I closed my eyes in pain.

The moment he lost consciousness, his body was suddenly hugged tightly by a person.

Who……

"Kuisang!" With a loud noise, Matsuda was hit backwards by the instant pouring snow, and then he got up and was about to run outside the shelter.

"Don't go there, it's too dangerous!" A ninja behind him quickly stepped forward and locked his shoulders to restrain him.

"Damn it!" Matsuda knelt on the ground and thumped the ground: "Then let me stay here!"

"This is the Land of Earth, and the terrain is very complicated. Someone needs to complete the task. If we want to search, we don't have enough people. From that height, it will take at least a day... Even if that is the case, we have to wait until the avalanche passes. A certain ninja sighed: "The temperature difference here is huge, and it will only be more dangerous to act at night. Now I can only trust the captain's strength and bet the opportunity on Flying Thunder God."

"You mean, let her use the Flying Thunder God Art to teleport back directly to Muye Village...it will consume a lot of chakra, so it won't be so easy." Matsuda was unmoved: "I said it just now, I will stay .”

"Three quarters of the team still lack actual combat experience. We have already lost the main force of the captain. If you leave the team, what will you do if you encounter an enemy attack?" The ninja frowned and asked sincerely : "...Before you do it, you must think about it, Matsuda-kun."

"..." After a long silence, Matsuda regained his composure and stood up: "I understand. When I enter the boundary of Yanyin, I will return immediately. You can do whatever you want."

The author has something to say:

I really like Yamashiro Aoba, haha