Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

After a few years:

"Eh? Resignation!?" Looking at Kakashi who was sitting leisurely on the booth of Ichiraku Ramen, Shizune was a little surprised: "Why didn't you tell me as an assistant when you made such a big decision... Kaka Master Xi."

"...Because everyone is looking forward to Naruto's appointment as the next Hokage." Too lazy to correct Shizune's address to him, Kakashi took out Kisami Tendo from his pocket: "Originally, I wasn't very suitable to be Hokage."

Shizune expressed some concern: "Naruto... is still too young."

"Don't say that," Kakashi turned a page of the book: "Naruto has also studied for a long time, and his strength and aptitude are recognized by everyone, and it's time to give way to him."

"...Okay, I'll send a file to inform everyone now." Mu Yin got up.

"Thanks for your hard work." Kakashi said, his eyes still haven't left the words on the little yellow book: "How long will it take to send this news to the ninjas who are performing missions outside the village?"

"Compared to the real life-threatening mission, the change of office is actually not the most important information. It will take about a week." Jing Yin was a little puzzled: "Why are you asking this?"

The silver-haired man replied casually: "Nothing."

"Finally I can rest, Master Kakashi." Looking at Kakashi's lazy look, Shizune joked, "There will be a lot of time after you don't have to work. Have you thought about how to spend your time?"

"Pastime." Kakashi squinted his eyes and smiled: "Sure enough, I still have to go to the place where the film version of the movie version of Intimate Paradise was taken..."

Jing Yin didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "...I really have no pursuit."

"Captain Sarutobi, you just said to disband..." After listening to the sub-captain's remarks, a drop of cold sweat dripped from Matsuda's forehead standing in the team, and he couldn't help asking: "What does that mean?"

"Disbanded, abolished, revoked, understand?" The captain of Anbu waved his hands with a decadent look: "There will be no Anbu in the future, so that's it, the meeting is adjourned."

After discussing for a few seconds, the crowd gradually dispersed. Chizuru walked over and patted Matsuda on the shoulder: "The new seventh generation is really powerful, and he actually abolished Anbu in just one day." She drooped her eyelids: "It would be so boring to be assigned to paperwork afterwards. Anyway, don't be too disappointed."

"Anyway, I used to be a clerical worker, so I'm used to it." Matsuda took off his mask and sat on a bench beside him: "Squad leader and Xiang are still on assignment, I don't know what will happen when she finds out."

"It must be crazy." Qianhe said lightly: "After all, I have devoted a lot of effort to this job. And the most important thing is that I finally defeated Asakawa for the first time in the internal promotion quota. I hope she Don't smash up Seventh Generation's office as soon as you come back."

"If you want to put it that way, she really can be the kind of person who smashes the office." Matsuda shivered in cold sweat, stuck his finger in his mouth and bit the blood: "The people in the secret code class are too slow. I have to tell her right away, at least I'm mentally prepared."

At the same time, Hidden Fog Village:

Pulling out the last hidden weapon from the leggings and throwing it on the table, I glanced at the ninja of Wuyin Village beside me: "Why do I have to check it every time, aren't you tired?"

"Before entering, you have to hand over all the ninja tools that are close to your body. This is a rule." Seeing a large pile of iron tools such as daggers and thousand copies on the table, the ninja of Kirigakure swallowed: "Remove the ninja tool bag, you really can't do it." Where’s the counterweight, Kui Sang.” As he spoke, he opened the iron gate: “Then please.. Uh, won’t this one go in?”

"He..." I turned around and glanced at the elephant sitting beside me: "Just wait here."

There are so many local rules in Wuyin Village where serious offenders are detained. Every time I hand over the hidden weapons all over my body, my sense of security suddenly disappears. .

Complaining in my heart, I walked slowly to the end of the underground prison, and I saw a bare-chested man doing pull-ups behind the iron fence with his back facing me.

"..." Why is this guy getting stronger and stronger, the food in Wuyin Village must be too good.

After a few seconds of silence, I said, "Long time no see, Kisame."

The man in the shadow seemed to froze for a moment, then he let go of the railing on the top with his hands and fell to the ground and turned around slowly.

"Indeed, it's been a long time..." Guixie approached with sweat all over his body, he put his palm heavily on the iron fence separating the two and made a loud bang: "I said that I would come to see me in two months since last time." , how long has it been?"

From a close look, it was even stronger than before. .

The whole body was shrouded in the shadow created by Kisame's muscular body, I glanced a little imposingly at the seal on his wrist to suppress chakra.

. .Before I left last time, I did say that I would come to see him in a while, but in fact, I just cared about playing by myself when I was free, and didn't want to go far at all.This time, it was simply because the mission location was in Wuyin Village, so I visited him by the way. .

→He looked up thoughtfully at a certain shark with a scary expression.

. .Would it be a bit too much to tell him the truth of 'I don't even bother to come'.

"?" Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Guijiao frowned unhappily.

It would be great to see you, and you dare to show me face. .

"You asked about the last time." I avoided his eyes and looked elsewhere casually: "I lied to you."

"Ah, is that so?" Gui Shark hooked the corners of his mouth, looking completely unaffected.

"... Cough cough." I coughed a few times to break the awkward silence: "It's boring inside. I brought you a few books, and the torture department will send them over after review."

"Thank you." Guixie seemed to be in a good mood. After a pause, he continued, "You have always been the only visitor here...well, I didn't expect you to come to see me every time."

. .I feel so guilty all of a sudden!

"actually.."

"Why." He suddenly interrupted me: "No one wants to have anything to do with a person like me."

"You didn't abandon me when we first met, and I won't abandon you now either... Well, you have to behave well, or you'll be imprisoned for the rest of your life." I raised my hand to look at my watch: "In short, I'm relieved to see that you're quite energetic. I made time to come here during my mission, and I have to go to the market, so I won't stay any longer."

"What are you doing in that kind of place?" Guixier raised his eyebrows.

"Because a certain person vomits everything they eat recently, and his physical condition is not very good." I got up and prepared to leave: "I just wanted to bring some special products back to express my condolences."

"Are you..." The expression on Guixier's face suddenly froze: "Pregnant?"

I was stunned for a second, then stood where I was, and then looked back at him silently, with some regret in my eyes.

Kisame must have lost his mind after being locked up for too long.

"It's not me." With a black line on his face, he resisted the urge to roll his eyes: "It's Hinata who is pregnant. Hinata from the Hyuga family, Naruto's wife."

"Naruto Uzumaki... That nine-tailed brat actually got married." The man with the shark face leaned his shoulders gently against the fence, his eyes lowered, and his voice became a little low: "Hurry up and find someone to marry too." Right. They're all grown up."

"What did you say? I'm still so young, how could I step into the grave of marriage so early." I chuckled lightly: "Girls also have more important things than falling in love and getting married."

It's strange to say something about getting married all of a sudden. .

"?" Farewell Kisame just walked to the exit, and saw Matsuda's psychic beast head-on.

"Squad leader." The elephant at the door held a small scroll in his hand and called out to the squad leader.

Why did this guy suddenly speak.

Surprised, I reached out to take the scroll from Matsuda in Xiang's hand and began to read it.

'I know this is hard to accept, but the reality is that the entire Anbu unit has been withdrawn, and we all have to accept reorganization.Please don't get too frustrated, monitor. '

What a joke. .

'ps: this is not a joke, monitor'

Seeing Matsuda's thoughtful PS at the end, my hand holding the scroll suddenly trembled, and then my whole body became stiff.

What the hell is Kakashi doing. .

Xiang put away the ninja bag, turned around and walked a few steps, seeing that I didn't follow, he turned his head suspiciously.

"I... don't want to hurry up." Throwing the scroll with trembling hands: "Anyway, I can't get promoted..."

"Why are you back?" Kisame asked strangely as he saw me returning to the dungeon with a dark face.

"I'm unemployed." Sitting on the stool in front of the iron fence with a broken face: "Since the time limit of the task is not important, it's a rare time, so why not talk to you."

"Tsk," Ghost Shark clicked his tongue, showing a mouthful of fangs with a sinister smile: "It's up to you."

After returning to Konoha Village:

"Why are you doing this, Seven Generations! Is the work of our Anbu embarrassing you so much!"

"Calm down, monitor! Don't be impulsive..."

My shock at Anbu's revocation is definitely more than that of Naruto being Hokage.

Although I was mentally prepared in advance, when I saw the blond man sitting behind Hokage's desk, I suddenly wanted to beat him up. .

The worst kind of guy who deprives other people of their jobs and dreams!

"Let me go..." Struggling hard, Matsuda, who locked my shoulders, refused to let go.

"Naruto," I discouraged and gave up struggling, "Where's Kakashi?"

"Kakashi-sensei, he..." Naruto put his arms on his chest in a defensive state with cold sweat on his face: "I haven't seen it recently, have you?"

I knew it, as soon as I left office, I went to some so-called intimacy paradise. .

After calming down, I pushed away Matsuda who was stuck on my arm and stood up, throwing the backpack on my back on the table in front of Naruto with a blank expression: "This is something for Hinata, give it to her when you go back."

Naruto (wiping sweat): "Thank you very much..."

When I got home, I fell on the bed exhausted, and I covered my face with a pillow.

When I was in the prison in Wuyin Village before, I said I was talking with Guixie, but in fact it was all my own whining, and he couldn't get in at all. .

The recent negative energy is really too much.

"Hmm... so bad." The pillow on his face was suddenly removed, and Kakashi's magnified face appeared in front of him. "Maybe I have some good news here that will cheer you up."

"You're back so soon." I sat up slowly with a little surprise, and I pulled the messy hair on my forehead decadently: "Forget it Kakashi-senpai, I'm already a useless person..."

"Why come back or not, I don't know how serious it is." Kakashi's eyes were bent, and he stretched out his hand to pass a piece of paper: "Look."

I took it lazily, and just glanced at it before my eyes widened: "Ex...Senior, this is..."

"Xiaochun-sama agrees." Seeing that I was so stuttering that I couldn't finish my words, Kakashi blinked, and put a finger against my lower lip: "The wedding will be in a week, why don't you hurry up and prepare."

Actually said a week. .This is no longer a question of surprise or not.

"One week or something." I didn't want Kakashi to see my tears, I hugged him with red cheeks, and leaned my head on his chest: "It's too soon."

"It's too late to change the time now. Well, that's it." Kakashi chuckled, "You must look good in Shiro Wugou."

Me: "No, it's too rustic. You still need a wedding dress when you get married."

Kakashi (laughs): "Okay, okay...it's up to you."

"It's only been a week since then..." Gang Zi straightened his own collar and looked at the auditorium in front of him: "We're getting married now, Kakashi-san is really in a hurry."

"I think it's too late to some extent." Xuan Jian rubbed his temples with a headache: "In short, this matter is finally going to be finished."

"Okay." Qianhe put down the things in his hand, and raised the mirror in front of me: "How do you feel?"

"How should I put it?" I touched my face in a daze, "This makeup is as cute as a little goblin."

"What kind of metaphor is that?" Qianhe smiled rarely: "It's almost time, hurry up and take this off."

Chizuru pointed at my arm.

what. . .

"...I'll do it myself." Smiling awkwardly, I insisted on evading: "Give me a little privacy."

"Don't be so shy, monitor... just call me if you need anything." Qianzuru gave me a strange look, and finally opened the door and went out.

"Huh..." I leaned against the door and took a deep breath, I lowered my head and squatted down slowly, my arms hugged my knees unconsciously.

I'm such an idiot for forgetting such an important thing, the super stupid kind.

With a headache, I glanced at the eye-catching white bandage on my forearm. I stretched out my hand and loosened it tentatively. After seeing the skin underneath, I wrapped it back silently.

I didn't even notice this when I picked out the skirt, I'm really a person. .Stupid.

This time period is actually to be prepared with the family. I really don't want to trouble others, so I just asked Chizuru to help, and Genma has not shown up until now. .

I walked to the dressing table and sat down, feeling bored for a while. I looked up at myself alone in the mirror, and my expression froze.

I am. . .A guy with no family from a down family.

Everyone should be here by now.what to do. .She obviously wanted to marry that person beautifully, damn it.

"Why are you in a daze?" The door behind him suddenly opened, Xuan Jian walked in, and was slightly taken aback when he saw me wandering in the air.

"I made that request to you last time... I thought it scared you so much that you didn't want to come." I forced a smile.

"...What did you say, of course I want to come. And this," Xuan Jian opened the bag behind him, took out something and put it on the dressing table: "I have been urging for a long time, and I just got it back. I didn't say it , you are really careless."

"..." Looking at the long lace gloves lying on the table, my nose felt a little sore.

"Hurry up, you bastard..." Seeing that I was still in a daze, Xuan Jian leaned over and pinched my wrist, gently and quickly unwrapping the bandage, his eyes didn't stay too much on the horrific scar , he just complained helplessly: "Sure enough, you have to let me do everything."

"Okay." After finishing the work, Gengen pulled me to stand up, and then smoothed out the wrinkles on the clothes. "Then next..." He stopped suddenly in the middle of his words.

"Cough cough..." I blushed and cleared my throat, the hand held by Xuan Jian trembled slightly: "What's the matter? Aren't we going to go? It's time already, let everyone wait for a long time. good.."

"It doesn't matter if you ask those guys to wait. It's mainly about your own state." Xuan Jian curled his lips a little amusedly: "Obviously, I was looking forward to it so much before... Are you nervous? It's not like you."

"I... It's also the first time I've seen such a formal occasion!" I flinched a bit shyly, and my voice became smaller and smaller: "I'm not used to doing this in front of everyone..."

Xuan Jian sighed, and said slowly: "I wanted to tell you a long time ago, even if you are a waste material, you have always been my proud disciple. So I will definitely agree to your request, as father I will attend the wedding as my identity." After a moment of silence, he reached out and raised my chin: "Must show it well. It's rare to be so beautifully dressed."

Hearing these words, I could no longer restrain my inner emotions, and the circles of my eyes were red uncontrollably.

"Why are you still crying? Hey." He frantically pulled out a tissue and pressed it to the corner of my eye, Xuanjian popped a well on his head, but his voice was exceptionally soft: "...don't mess up your makeup."

"Okay, okay, I won't cry anymore..." I took a deep breath and moved my shoulders as if I were on the battlefield: "Come on, I'm ready!"

"It's just a wedding ceremony, and it won't kill you." Xuan Jian smiled speechlessly, and stretched out his arms: "Just take my arm like this."

I puffed up my chest and took a deep breath, and reached out to hold Xuanjian's arm: "Yes, Teacher Xuanjian."

Sakura: "Wow Miss Kui is so beautiful!"

Naruto: "(blush) Indeed..."

Kai: "Kakashi's youth...youth has come!"

Qianhe: "(crying with joy) My squad leader is finally getting married."

Matsuda: "Qianzuru, our Anbu squad has been disbanded long ago..."

Gang Zitie: "Isn't this beautiful... that kid picking up trash."

Hongdou: "Let's save the second half of the sentence, Gang Zitie."

Sakata: "Ah, Aoi in women's clothing is really my pity~"

Aoba Yamashiro: "What a discordant voice. Who put this perverted boss Sakata in!"

"Phew..." Even though I have psychological construction, there are so many people who are so nervous!

High heels are so uncomfortable, you must not fall under your feet. .

"It's okay." Xuanjian tightened my arms, looked ahead and comforted me in a low voice: "I'm here, don't be nervous."

As he said that, I seemed to be less nervous.

The person at the end of the red carpet was wearing a dark blue dress, his smiling eyes were slightly lowered, and his silver hair looked a little pale in the sun.

"Kakashi, I'll leave this guy to you." Genma pulled his arm out and winked at me.

I'm getting married, and I still can't believe it. .

Listening to the master of ceremonies' lengthy routine speech, I quietly raised my head and glanced at Kakashi beside me.

You have to wear a mask when you get married. .But still very handsome.

"Ahem...Although I am very happy when you look at me like this." Kakashi seemed to be holding back a smile, and he reminded me in a low voice: "Better concentrate, the rings will be exchanged soon."

"...please exchange rings..."

"..."

"Aoi." Kakashi rolled his eyes, and his hand that I was pinching moved: "The hand is wrong, it's the other side."

"I'm sorry..." Immediately changed Kakashi's other hand to put the ring on his ring finger.

Sure enough, I made a mistake because of nervousness. .

"Forgive you." Kakashi smiled softly: "For the sake of your beauty."

This man must be the one in fate.

After waiting for so long and pursuing it all the time, people like me can finally. .

"...now you can kiss..."

Before the master of ceremonies finished speaking, I couldn't help but tiptoed and kissed Kakashi's lips, and he responded quickly, leaning over and wrapping his arms around my waist, deepening the kiss.The white gauze on the back of her head was gently raised with the movement.

Chizuru: "Wow! What a bold bride..."

Genma: Pfft. .I was so nervous just now, but when I saw Kakashi, I immediately became bolder!

Later:

"Ah~ah, I'm so exhausted." Following behind Kakashi, Genma held the high heels in one hand, and raised his other hand to scratch his hair: "Sure enough, I really can't bear the wedding."

"Well, thank you for your hard work." Kakashi smiled calmly.

"You are very energetic." Xuanma quickly walked a few steps to catch up with Kakashi, and looked down at the bride in Kakashi's arms: "This guy is completely dead, he can be so tired."

"Aoi may be playing too crazy..." Tightening the person in his arms, Kakashi said with some doting: "Let her sleep well."

"Humph..." Xuanjian smiled helplessly: "I'm still laughing when I'm asleep, I really admire her."

"Well, she's happy, that's the most important thing." I'm sorry for making you wait so long.

With some apology, Kakashi looked down at the beloved woman in his arms.

Aoi, let me protect you now.I. .It will definitely make you happy.

The author has something to say:

My daughter is finally married!I'm almost exhausted from writing. .

It's a pity that Kisame was also a poor guy in the end. He was always eating ashes in prison, and he didn't have any part in the wedding, haha.