Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

The ochre-brown long-haired woman with a bumpy figure had one hand on her hip, and she almost seemed a little aggressive under the foil of the two servants.

"That child misses his hometown very much." The woman flicked her hair: "That was when I was tasked with protecting the daimyo... Although she didn't say it, I can see it."

Hokage Kakashi spoke weakly under the strong aura of Yujie: "Well, Your Excellency Mizukage, Aoi is now a ninja of Konoha Village, isn't it inappropriate for you to mention this now?"

"Ah, that's right." Mizukage thought for a while, then turned and left understandingly: "That's fine."

Mizukage walked out the door, Genma stepped in behind, and threw a few reports on Hokage's desk.

"Is this really good? Make a decision without knowing it yourself." Xuanma said with a blank expression, "Iga Aoi is originally from the country of water, so there is nothing wrong with wanting to go back."

"... Thank you for your hard work." Without answering, Kakashi looked down at the document Genma sent over, on which were written the names of Bidutong and Daiiwashi: "I owe you a favor, I'm sorry, Xuanma .”

"Or," Xuanma crossed his arms and said, "It's your own selfishness. Hokage-sama."

"..." Kakashi suddenly felt annoyed.Just as he was about to say something, when he raised his eyes, he saw the mean expression on Xuan Jian's face, and the words on his lips were blocked abruptly.

Are you selfish? .

Kakashi hid in the dark and sighed, observing the group of people in the izakaya with a smile in his eyes.

Colleagues get together, that's great.

. .But even if it's for fun, it's not good to be greedy.

Seeing that the girl's drunken support was incompetent, he couldn't help but want to go out.

"Ah... It seems that I can't go to the country of water..."

Hearing Aoi's vague voice, Kakashi paused for a moment, leaning his back back to the wall silently.

Then I heard Xuanjian explain how he rejected Mizukage.

"You don't know, Kakashi is Hokage now."

Having been stabbed by the word 'Hokage', Kakashi went over in a blink of an eye with a dark face.

"I think I'm going to throw up..." When he lifted her up by the shoulders, Aoi still had a disgusted and nauseous expression on her face. After seeing his face, she seemed to be a little more awake. Hehe smiled and called out Hokage-sama.

"..." Stretching out his hand to touch someone's hot, drunk face, and looking at Genma who was watching the play in front of him, Kakashi said awkwardly: "...Don't call me Hokage-sama."

After barely walking a few steps, Aoi's legs began to weaken, and then she cried out that she was so uncomfortable that she wanted to sleep.

Simply hugging her up, Kakashi took a deep breath.

. .Very strong smell of alcohol.

"It's hard to end the war, you..." Kakashi looked up at the twilight in the sky and sighed: "I wish I could stay for a while longer."

It seems that he thought too much, and when he realized it, Aoi was already put on the bed in his apartment.

It would be better to send her back to her own place.

Even though he was thinking this way, Kakashi couldn't help but stretched out his hand when he looked down and saw the girl's sleeping face.

'I like you the most!So please forgive me. .There are still many things waiting for me to do. '

'Junko, no matter where you are, my love for you will never end! '

'Ah, Jiro-san, I'm so touched. . '

out. .Appeared!

Kakashi stiffened with black lines all over his face.

Could this be the final form of the intimacy strategy!

But by the way, he and Aoi have already done this (self-imagining) and that (beep——), so what is it that bothers you? .

The white-haired man, whose head was full of wastes from making love to heaven, suddenly froze. Just as his fingertips touched the side of the girl's face, the girl squeezed his wrist in the next second.

"..." Aoi, who was supposed to be completely asleep, got up instantly, her movements were quick and exaggerated, and Kakashi said that he was frightened.

"One of the ninja's experiences is to always keep clear..." Before she could say the word wake up, she threw herself into his arms with a twist of her upper body.

Kakashi was completely calm now.

"Answer me, Aoi." Kakashi lowered his head and exhaled in her ear, his voice low and magnetic: "Do you really want to go back to Hidden Mist Village?"

"Hi... Isn't that nonsense?" Disturbed by his breath, the girl in his arms hiccupped, raised her hand and lazily scratched her ears without even opening her eyes.

"Really." Kakashi's eyes darkened: "That's why."

"Is there any benefit for me if I tell you?" Aoi raised her eyelids and began to talk about the conditions solemnly.

Kakashi thought for a while: "How about a kiss from my favorite Kakashi-senpai."

"I can't tell...you're pretty good." Aoi smiled slyly, struggled to straighten up and slowly approached: "I'll tell you right away..."

Looking at the plump lips of the girl who was close at hand, Kakashi smiled dotingly in helplessness.

When there was only one millimeter left to make intimate contact, Aoi gave up completely, fell straight into his arms and fell asleep.

Kakashi froze for a moment, put her back on the bed and covered the quilt speechlessly: "I really can't do anything about you..."

Even if I'm not fully awake yet, when I feel the feeling that my head is about to split open, I know that if God can give me a chance to do it all over again, I won't pay attention to Hongdou's annoying and provocative face , and absolutely no hangovers. .

"Hmm..." The messy hair hung down, and I raised my hand to rub my eyes, but my fingers touched a piece of fabric.

heart block. .Forgot that I only have one eye now, damn Tianshan.

Well, forget it.

I was so sick and sleepy from the hangover that I couldn't keep my eyes open, I just sat up and stretched my arms and accidentally touched a stack of clothes.

"Coat..." Could it be that after I drank too much yesterday, I folded my clothes neatly before going to bed?Then I am not very talented. .

clatter.clatter.

Footsteps?Who came in?Ah, the clothes are still there. .

"Ah! Who dares to steal..." Before I could utter the words, after I saw who was coming, I put down the blanket that originally covered my upper body and yawned: "What is it, so it was you."

"It's fine if it's me." Kakashi sat on the edge of the bed, looking helplessly at me who didn't care about walking away and scratching my hair lazily: "Is it still uncomfortable?"

It's not a matter of being uncomfortable or not. .I stretched my waist halfway, and I covered my mouth with a dark face.

Kakashi: "The bathroom is over there..."

"Ouch..." It's not just the wine, I feel like I vomited out yesterday's lunch.

body. .No alcohol stink, which is good.

Tell me why I'm in Kakashi's room. .

I raised my hand and tapped my head, trying to search for the memory of yesterday.

"No problem?" Kakashi's worried voice came from outside the door.

"No..." I can't remember what happened after meeting Kakashi in the izakaya, this is the first time I have experienced such a situation. .Even drunk, as a ninja, he will not relax easily, but this time it was blank, completely broken.

Puzzled, I slowly turned the doorknob, and seeing the silver-haired man standing in front of the door, I couldn't help but stepped forward and hugged him.

definitely is. .Because he was so familiar with this person's aura, even his subconscious mind relaxed his vigilance.

Kakashi. .

His face was deeply buried in his chest, and the arms around his waist tightened a little.

"What's wrong, all of a sudden." The man's gentle voice carried a slight smile.

"Uncomfortable." I buried my face deeper into his clothes, and I said sullenly: "I want to vomit but I can't vomit... so disgusting..."

Seeing my poor appearance, a certain card choked back her laughter.

Me: "...you can laugh if you want to, it hurts your body if you hold it back. Hokage-sama."

"I've said it all," Kakashi withdrew from the hug, gently stroking my blindfold with one hand, and a distressed expression flashed: "Don't call me Hokage-sama."

"Genius is humility. If I were you, uh..." Seeing Kakashi's face getting closer and closer, I blushed and avoided his sight and whispered the last sentence: "Che, I still don't want to be called Hokage." Well, they are all envious of me..."

"Well... Tsunade-sama is already doing research." The big hand on my waist pulled me in: "It won't be long before the new eyes can be transplanted."

"Ah, that's great." When talking about business, let's talk about business, why do you use such a suave action!I can't help but sin!

I propped one hand on the window sill behind me, and a drop of cold sweat called embarrassment flowed from my forehead.

"You guy," Kakashi narrowed his eyes teasingly: "You can't be shy.

"For a man like you who 'you have to marry me when you see my face', I'm under a lot of pressure as an ordinary person..." I smiled dryly and dragged my mouth: "Don't you think so, Sixth Generation."

Kakashi slowly pulled down the mask, his voice was magnetic and charming: "Call me by name."

quilt. .Molested!

"...What kind of request is this?" After flicking left and right for a few times, I locked on Kakashi's handsome face. I finally gave in to the masculinity very spinelessly, and said with a shameful expression: "Ahem! That, Kaka..."

"Kakashi!"

The angry voice of Qingye from the mountain city from the window behind me burst into my ears, and I almost had a heart attack from fright on the spot.

Almost at the same time, Kakashi quickly switched places with me.Before he could cover his face in time, he turned his back to the window, and his arms steadily caught me who fell backward due to inertia.

I stared blankly for a few seconds, then stared stiffly at my two arms subconsciously hugging Kakashi's neck, and then at Aoba Yamashiro with a dazed expression.

It happened so suddenly that my whole body was petrified!

"Ah? I'm sorry Kakashi, did I come at the wrong time?" Yamashiro Aoba scratched his hair and laughed a few times: "But we are leaving soon, about escorting the prisoners in the country of water..."

"Didn't a normal person pretend not to see it in such a situation and then leave immediately!" With trembling hands, I grabbed the bundled coat and threw it at Aoba Yamashiro: "Is there something wrong with you, Shanshiro!"

Kakashi, who became serious in a second and had already put on his mask: "It's about personnel assignment. I understand."

God, why are you like this, Kakashi!

"... Forget it, I'm going back." Swinging off a certain card's hand, I turned and left unhappily, hiding my flushed face under my forearms as I walked.

After being seen by that mountain city Aoba with such a shameful expression, how can I hang around in Konoha in the future. .

. .etc.

A thought suddenly came to my mind, I stopped and looked at Kakashi's balcony on the fourth floor thoughtfully.

What Aoba Yamashiro just said was the task of escorting prisoners to the Land of Water. .

I picked up from the ground the coat that I had just thrown out of the window instead of the mountain city green leaf, and slowly patted the dust on it.

"...It's so dirty." I didn't continue to pat the clothes, I just walked slowly on the side of the street thinking about something, but my stomach turned upside down again, I leaned on the wall and retched.

I remembered, the procedures for the replacement of staff in the third generation.

"But I don't know if Kakashi will agree..." I murmured in a low voice, resting my forearm on my forehead in some trouble.

At night:

I came out of the bathroom and wiped my long hair carelessly. I silently looked at myself in the mirror.

well.

I patted my cheek as if to cheer myself up, and I picked up a few kunai scattered on the ground and threw them into the ninja bag without caring about the dripping hair ends.

"Uh, scroll scroll..." Never been good at organizing, and when it's time to pack, can't find it. .

Looking at the half-packed luggage, I was a little puzzled: "Ah? Where did it go... It was obviously put here before..."

"Are you looking for this?" A familiar male voice came from the dark, and the scroll was thrown over. I reached out to catch it, but in the next second, someone pressed it against the wall.

"Uh...Kakashi?" The man's silver hair stood out against the moonlight, and I was speechless for a moment.

Kakashi held my wrist tightly with both hands and fixed it to the sides of his head.Because of the height difference, he bent down slightly and quietly observed my expression.

"ah.."

Ya () 蠛 () butterfly ah!

"Ah, Hokage-sama..."

fire Fire. .Hokage-sama actually attacked at night!Long live!

The above is my mental journey.Although in normal times, I welcome the wholesome activity of being attacked by someone I like at night, but there are exceptions to everything.

Like now is that exception.

"Yeah.. You know I'm Hokage." Kakashi pulled a long tone, lowered his head and leaned closer to my ear: "There shouldn't be any missions for you recently, right?"

"No...no!" Out. .Appeared, black-bellied Kakashi!

"Then where are you going, Iga Aoi?"

I pretended not to see the half-packed luggage at my feet: "I didn't go anywhere."

"What a dishonest child." Kakashi bit my ear lightly through the mask, "I didn't brush my hair well... I told you that girls should be gentle with their hair."

"Hmm..." A numbness spread from the pinnae, I twisted my neck and tried to avoid it.

"Naive." Sensing my little resistance, Kakashi immediately dismissed it easily: "This is your punishment for lying..."

Punish your size!Goosebumps all over my body!And hurry up and stop your domineering president-like tone, I can't bear it!

Thinking about my own life with no lower limit, I have always molested others by myself, how can I let others molested. .Isn't this detrimental to my personality!

Thinking of this, I was so excited that I tried my best to break free from his confinement and was about to escape.

After running a few steps, he was gently thrown down on the tatami, with his arms fixed above his head, and the voice of my dear sixth generation came: "Why, do you hate me?"

"No..." I blushed and looked aside: "It's my favourite."

Kakashi paused, and put his free hand into my clothes: "What else do you have to say?"

Even if my brain is not very good, I can still hear it. This means, why do you want to go back to Wuyin Village? Is my sixth generation Kakashi not fragrant or something. .

Sure enough, he knew it, my unintentional drunken remarks.

"No." I replied in a low voice with a guilty conscience: "There is nothing to say."

"Really." Kakashi waved his hand.It seemed that I had touched a certain sensitive point, so I couldn't bear it and bit my lower lip in embarrassment.

"I've said everything, you have nothing to say..."

I was caught off guard by the kiss, I don't know why I calmed down all of a sudden.

"Huh..." Kakashi let go of his hand, rested his head on my neck and gasped: "Sorry, I went too far."

You also know that you have gone too far, a man who betrays his appearance is the worst.

"It's just to this extent." After calming down, I threw him directly under my body, and stretched out my hand to peel off his vest: "I haven't even seen my abdominal muscles yet."

"Well, I'm Hokage." Kakashi laughed muffledly: "Give me a little dignity at this time..."

"It deserves it." I ripped off his clothes rudely, biting down from the neck like revenge.

"You..." Kakashi panted again and again, and hugged the restless me tightly: "Will never leave me again."

"See how you behave." Slowly taking off his mask, I carefully stroked the scar on his left eye, and let him unbutton my shirt.

"!" It seemed that he had slept for too long, and Kakashi was surprised to find that the sunlight had covered the entire space.

Generally, I don't sleep for so long, the most important thing is. .The luggage is gone.

There was no smell of Aoi in the room.

I knew it would turn out like this.

Kakashi sighed: "I'm not mistaken, it was still like this yesterday..." Thinking of some scenes that made people blush and heartbeat, his body felt hot, and he couldn't help touching the dotted hickey marks on his neck.

. .If you don't cover them up, you can't go to work.

Wait, work. .

Startled, Kakashi hurried to the office and opened the drawer.

"This is.."

I saw a piece of paper on the top shelf of the drawer, with Aoi's scrawled handwriting on it:

"I borrowed your seal, don't blame me, go blame Shancheng Aoba, if it wasn't for that guy who was too lazy to do the task, I wouldn't have this opportunity."In short. . love&peace～ps: I was very satisfied yesterday. '

Squeak.

Mute pushed the door open and came in: "Master Kakashi, why are you so early today? What you have in your hand is..."

"Nothing!" Kakashi squeezed the note that said 'I was very satisfied yesterday' into a ball.

Kakashi resented in his heart: Aoi, you wait for me. .

"Ah Choo! Ah Choo..." The carriage was jolted a bit, and I sneezed several times while sitting next to the prisoner's cage.

Ah, I feel guilty when I do too many bad things and sneeze. .It's like stealing Hokage's official seal to exchange tasks with Yamashiro Aoba or something.

"Have you caught a cold?" the prisoner in the cage said hoarsely.

"...I'm more worried about you than myself. Those people in Wuyin Village don't know what to do with you." I poured a little water from the kettle, and my face was a little uneasy: "I told you not to What kind of strange organization did you join, now it’s all right, I can’t even drink my saliva.”

"Whispering." The tall prisoner swayed in the cage.

"If I want to talk long-winded, you are mentally retarded." I retorted rudely.

"Ghost shark." After being silent for a long time, I handed over the water: "Then should you drink it or not.. Your voice must be hoarse."

"You sneaked out again." Guixie answered irrelevantly: "You'll know it when you see it, it's sneaky and wretched."

"..." I raised my eyebrows, and drank the glass of water in my hand: "I'm just wretched."

"However, you look like this..." Guixie paused: "I quite like it."

"Pfft...cough cough!" I was so scared that I spit out a mouthful of water, choking what I couldn't cough up in my throat: "You want to make me choke to death!"

"Hey! What's the noise over there!" the captain in the previous carriage asked warily.

"No...it's nothing!" I stood up and kicked the cage: "This prisoner is dishonest...I've already dealt with him!"

Sitting down heartbroken, I rested my chin in a somewhat dejected manner.

Just give me the address, if you can find it smoothly, that would be great.Kakashi would definitely get angry if he waited too long. .

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This chapter is written about splitting. .