Crossing Naruto: The Daily Life of Waste Wood

Since the establishment of the Land of Water, the Iga and Koga clans, the two ninja villages representing their standpoints, Ekai and Swastika Valley, have become the top leaders of the Ninja World of the Land of Water.

Iga mainly served the daimyo Tokugawa, and made great contributions in the 24th year of the country of water. However, in the 30th year, the daimyo of the country of water, Saburo Toda and the Koga ninjas launched a campaign against Iga, eliminating more than half of Iga. He Ekai ninja.Since then, the struggle between the two clans has intensified. During this period, the ninjas in exile established a new Wuyin Village and annexed Koga and Iga.Yet the hatred between the two races never disappeared.

If you want to ask me why I know these old things, because I have traveled through time without dying.

I don't know more about those histories, but I do know that Iga and Koga are two idle families.

From the very beginning, they kept cutting each other with knives, no matter whether they had daimyo's help or not, in short, until now, it seems that the Iga and Koga families are all dead. .It's all here, but I'm still struggling with the issue of names.

So when I just crossed over, it looked like this:

"Elder, elder! Koga's hired again. This time, he hired Kaminobu from Konoha Village... the head of the family... the head of the family... the head of the family and his wife were..." a person from Iga The ninja was almost kneeling on the ground and weeping bitterly.

"Damn Jiahe!" The frail old man sitting on the kang patted the table resentfully.

"Fortunately, the eldest lady of my family survived." The ninja wiped his nose and tears, and held me up high for the old man to see.

I reached out and pulled the old man's beard to show comfort.

"Oh, Miss Kui, be good, be good..." the old man teased me, and as he said that, tears came down.

"This is the fate of ninjas. It's a pity that the old man is old and can't watch the young lady grow up..."

At this time, the long-haired man next to the elder stood up and saluted the old man.

"Heavenly meal in Yaoshi Temple, willing to sacrifice his life to protect the lady and revitalize the clan."

Elder: "..."

Anyway, that's about it.

As the eldest lady of the Iga clan, Iga Aoi, the owner of the Illusionary Pupil, was adopted by the vice-commander Yakushiji Tenzen.

The irony is that this person directly hired a nanny for me, and then left me in the hotel at the entrance of Wuyin Village.Although Tianshan is the deputy commander, but there are not many people in the tribe, it stands to reason that there will be no situation where there are many opportunities to manage every day.

However, according to Tianshan, as long as the child is weaned and takes care of it for a few years, he can wash his clothes and cook by himself, and there is no need to hire servants, because there are too many people to attract suspicion. .And he himself has more important things to do, such as harassing the remnants of Koga, or continuing to engage in pyramid schemes among the few tribesmen in Iga.

All in all, just boring stuff.

While thinking about these things, I looked in the mirror and tied my long black hair into low ponytails on the left and right sides.

... It's a rare second chance in life, you have to try something like a double ponytail.

The girl with a round face in the mirror has white and tender skin, her eyes are neither too big nor too small, and when she smiles, she has two canine teeth sticking out, and her bangs are still parted in the middle, making her look a little silly.

I flicked my hair down to my neck and made various kawaii expressions in front of the mirror.Ah, it's good to be young. .

For me, it doesn't count that the inner growth of underage girls is difficult, because I am a parallel importer who time-traveled. .Now I'm 15 and going through the second puberty of my life. .

Well, there are still difficulties, mainly because of that fellow Yakushiji Tenzen...

In fact, if it wasn't because I was time-traveled, like Tianshan, who raised children in the legendary blood mist village and loved to abuse people when they had nothing to do, it would definitely not be possible for them to be as kind and lovely as me.

As an older time-traveling woman, even in the world of ninjas, I firmly believe in socialism and Marx in my heart, and I cannot accept killing or anything in my life.

Even so, in the world of ninjas, it is not enough to know how to do some ninjutsu, so I learned --- Substitution and Fog Hiding.

Fog concealment is useless for masters, but it is still very effective against some unskilled killers and thieves.

In short, under such threats, I managed to grow up to 15 years old.

On this day, I lay in bed thinking about life as usual.

...Why my role is to eat and wait to die.

Sure enough, you don't expect much from me, Tianshan.

"Miss, I have received news that this time Koga has hired Anbe of Kirigakure Village. I am incompetent..." Tenchan broke into my room directly and knelt down on one knee.

I rolled over and sat up yawning.

The last time this man came was five years ago... Even if I haven't seen him for a long time, I can still think of the physical injuries and psychological shadows he caused me.

What a...excessive man.

I stared at the kneeling man in front of me.

It has been five years, and this vice-commander, Yaoshisi Tianshan, has not changed at all, not at all different from the disgusting look he remembered when he was ten years old.

"I can't hide it. Jiahe is determined to kill Miss this time. They spent 50 taels of gold to hire a ninja."

What the hell is beheading.

My head is worth 50 taels now. .

Shouldn't it be a celebration, huh?

……

"Miss, please prepare to leave for the Land of Fire, I have already made arrangements."

I don't want to go too far.

"Hey, what did you do...you don't need to answer, I know it's you." I sat on the bed, my legs were a little weak, I don't know if I was scared by my reward or because of low blood sugar.

"I'm just doing my duty, that's all."

My eyebrows twitch.

Isn't your due diligence just...

"Your Majesty, Jiahe Elder Jiahe Tianzheng will rectify the Fa on the spot."

I knew it. .You hacked everyone's elders to death, but it's not like my bounty was raised all of a sudden. .

"This is the head, miss, please take a look." Tian Shan took out a bag from his waist as he spoke.

I'm going oh don't take it out!!

Before I could speak, he took the cloth off.A person's head was upright inside, his hair and beard were bloody, and his eyes were still open.

"Wow! Take it away, take it away!" I covered my eyes.

Really Nima. .

Labor and capital are scared to death!

"Master Aoi!" Yakushiji Tenzen raised his voice.

"What... what are you doing?" I didn't dare to put my hand down, and I didn't dare to move while sitting in place.

... not good.

"Elder Koga is dead, and there is hope for the revival of the Iga clan. I wish to assist Miss and lead the clan!" After he finished speaking, he kowtowed on the ground.

That would be such a misfortune! The only one left in the Iga clan is me, the mentally handicapped elder cousin who lives far away, and the second dad who went to Yunyin to receive the poverty subsidy, Fuxing Knitting Thread! Tianshan, you have a brain!

"Well, you can do whatever you want with this matter... I'm not a ninja, why don't you just become the patriarch, I'll listen to the government behind the curtain..." I said with a black face that I would not take the blame .

"Master Aoi will become a ninja. Otherwise, what do you think is the purpose of this trip to the Land of Fire?" Tianshan said in a sinister tone: "This will save me a lot of trouble... I will protect you every time It’s a waste of time to be safe.”

"Sounds okay but...I refuse."

Just kidding, I have never been asked to be a ninja in 15 years, and now I have missed the best learning time. Not only my body but also my IQ are perfect... Well, I will be scared when I see a dead head. I am hopeless.

"Miss!" Tianshan straightened up suddenly, grabbing my arm irresistibly.

Suddenly startled in my heart, I trembled reflexively.

The man gently lifted my sleeve up and touched the old wound on my forearm with his fingers.

"Miss will become a real ninja, and then lead the clan."

Is this guy teasing me, obviously these injuries are all his...

With some fear and discomfort, I bit my lower lip and struggled for a while, but I couldn't break free. .

He sighed. "I know that you are like this, miss." Tianshan raised his head, and the threat in his eyes flashed past.

I was startled, and leaned back reflexively, but he suddenly let go of his hand.

He supported his body in time, so he didn't fall on his back.

At this time, the man in front of him suddenly oppressed him.

you. .What are you doing!

If I lift my foot, I will cut off his sons and grandchildren.

Did not kick. .

"Miss who doesn't want to make progress." Tianshan grabbed my left ankle and stared at me condescendingly, his eyes were extremely cold.

"Ahaha no, I've always been very positive, so you can rest assured about clan revival or something. Then you first... how about letting me go."

What a joke, I hate you so much!It took half of my shame to laugh at you!

"You really know how to joke, you only know the technique of fog concealment. It's a waste. Why do you always have the illusion-breaking eyes." Tian Shan pressed forward with a look of disgust.

This is the real thing, it's not romantic at all!

"Why aren't you afraid of me? It's always like this, no matter how I teach, why..." Tianshan fixed my two arms on top of my head with one hand, and pressed my thighs on my chest, as if he could push me My ribs are generally crushed.

Not good, my chest is pressed, I can't breathe freely...

"Could it be that you want me to do that kind of thing, so that you are willing to listen..."

. . .I don't care what kind of thing you're going to do!

"Get up quickly.. I.. will be crushed to death by you!"

He didn't speak, and the strength on his legs increased, and the pressure became tighter.

I'll fuck it!

Miss Ben, I am still your patriarch! You abused me and didn’t even bother with you! Miss Labor and Management don’t want to lose face! You still come to bully me!

I was already scolding my mother in my heart, but unfortunately I couldn't say a word.

"Miss is going to the Land of Fire to practice ninjutsu. You won't disappoint me, right?"

tnnd also ask!

I glared at him and nodded obediently.Let him slow down for now, anyway, I will not seek revenge on Koga anyway. .Because it's boring. .

He got up.

I hugged my chest and slowly recovered my breath.

"It's getting late, Miss has a lot of things, and I need to tidy up for a while."

hateful. .

And why is it so far to go to Ninja Village in the Land of Fire?If I had known it would be impossible to go directly to Wuyin Village when I was young, and I hate traveling.

"The Land of Fire is the most peaceful country, and Muye Village is very lenient to those who want to defect. They have already accepted my request. As for Wuyin Village...the Wuyin Village is the village of blood and mist. "

Me: Aren't all ninjas going to die? .

"Miss, maybe you will die in the first round. There is a big difference between early death and late death." Tianshan turned back and smiled.

I really want to kill him. .