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Entering the detective agency according to the calculated time is Kunikida Doppo's consistent rule, even if he is abused by a newcomer for three days, he still has to abide by this time rule.

Although he desperately doesn't want to see someone's face.

But it’s not going to work, it’s only been three days, he, Kunikida Doppo, brought Onuto Asaba from a rookie to the present, and is currently leading another rookie because of the trust of the president, if he announces his surrender in three days, it’s really disappointing Lost the trust of the president and the reputation of the detective agency!

Standing at the door, Kunikida Doppo exhaled heavily, "Morning."

"Morning Kunikida." Yosano Akiko looked at the morning newspaper very leisurely in the morning, with a steaming cup of coffee in hand, but Yosano Akiko's eyes were not on the coffee in hand, but to the side, There was a smile that hadn't been concealed in those beautiful eyes.

what happened?

By the way... why is there no one's usual exaggerated voice?

Kunikida Doppo looked towards the direction Yosano Akiko had been looking at, and finally found Dazai Osamu and Asaba Onto there, and the current picture was a bit...unordinary.

"This, what happened here?"

Osamu Dazai was tied up and hung on the wall, looking dying, while Onto Asaba stood in front of him, holding a notebook and pen in his hand as if he was recording something.

"Mr. Kunikida, good morning." Onto Asaba glanced at Kunikida Doppo, then continued to write and draw in his notebook, "I am observing the diversity of human species."

Humans...species diversity?

Yosano Akiko coughed, and she pointed to Osamu Dazai's desk next to him. The blasphemous book "Complete Suicide Manual" was opened, and there was a clearly visible title on it: Poisonous Mushrooms, and then Next to the book is a bitten poisonous mushroom.

"It was like this when I came here this morning. I kept pestering Qian Yu and said that I wanted to ride a hippo with him in the sky, and then Qian Yu led him here and tied him to the wall."

Riding a hippo in the sky... as expected of Osamu Dazai.

"You're really warm, I really didn't lie to you." At this moment, Osamu Dazai, who was hanging on the wall as if dead, finally spoke, his voice was a little nasal and full of grievances, "Look, warm, The pink hippopotamus is right behind you, provocatively saying, "Come and ride me, you hypocritical and horrible bastard!""

"You can't lose to a hippo! Even Wenren is a hypocritical and bastard, but at least he looks better than a pink hippo."

"Don't Wen people trust me?" Osamu Dazai writhed on the wall with a look of collapse, "That Wen people who have obsessive-compulsive disorder and have trouble communicating with LV.1000 don't trust me anymore!"

Too much, these words are really too much!

Will Onto Asaba just use his talent to find a reason to destroy Osamu Dazai's humanity without a trace.

Then Kunikida Doppo saw Onto Asaba bowed his head and wrote a paragraph of text. After a while, he raised the corner of his mouth slightly and said in a low voice, "It's really interesting."

Kunikida Doppo: ...

"With Dr. Yosano, it should be true that wild mushrooms can cause hallucinations, but the standard for this hallucination is not very clear." Asaba Onto poked Dazai Osamu who was still twisting with a pen, "For example In this way, feeding such hallucinogenic mushrooms to people is considered poisoning?"

"I feel that except for Dazai, no one would eat mushrooms picked up from the mountains." Yosano Akiko replied.

Wenren Asaba nodded convincingly, "Dr. Yosano is right."

Putting the bag on the table, Kunikida went to open the window, "Asaba, why do you want to study wild mushrooms with Dr. Yosano? You can't use them whether they are hallucinogenic or toxins, right?"

"Maybe it's used somewhere." Onto Asaba replied, "I have hundreds of uses for hallucinogenic mushrooms in my mind, and I always like to thoroughly research the things I'm interested in."

"Wenren! The hippo is about to escape! It eloped with the huge sea anemone outside the window! Wenren, you have failed my trust." Osamu Dazai was making noise again.

"Okay, I understand." Asayu Onto nodded calmly, "Which direction is the hippo going? Is the head going out first or the tail going out first? Did that sea anemone talk to you?"

Kunikida looked at Onto Asaba speechlessly, "...There's no need to ask such details, it's just an illusion anyway."

"And why would a hippo elope with an anemone? There must be reproductive isolation."

But even Kunikida Doppo didn't stop him. He has deep trust and sympathy for Onto Asaba. This is a friendship forged by the pain of sympathy, and it only takes three days to shape this friendship.

As long as Asaba Onto is in Dazai, he will not bother him, but choose to provoke Asaba Onto, the two of them should be old acquaintances, at least two years ago when Asaba Onto was a doctor, in Dazai Zhi's mouth Asaba Onto is a cleanliness and curt doctor, every time he speaks, he can make people suspicious of life.

At the same time, Asaba Onto can be said to be Dazai Osamu's nemesis, every time the conversation between them can go on smoothly, even if they are not talking about the same topic.

Kunikida Doppo was often appalled by the way they chatted.

For example, when they first met, Osamu Dazai asked Asaba Onto: Why have you become more annoying after two years.

Asaba Onto said: Yes, Dazai, have you also realized how strange you are?Please keep it up, I'm looking forward to it.

Osamu Dazai nodded and said: The patients you healed never want to see you, so they moved to Tokyo, alas, so pitiful.

Asaba Onto replied: Is Dazai jealous that I haven't healed you?Do you still want bandages?I can send you a box.

Completely talking to himself, both of them were smiling, looking gentle and cheerful, but what they said seemed to be filled with gunpowder. Tianshan Hanabou also quietly watched and wrote a quotation. When Kunikida Doppo asked, he firmly believed that as long as After learning their way of speaking, he can communicate well with people.

"Wenren!" Osamu Dazai struggled, causing him to dangle from the wall, "I saw something good! I know, as long as I keep shaking like this, I can reach the real Huangquan Hirasaka Come together, Wen people! Lord Yan Mo will definitely reward me for bringing people like you into hell together!"

Asaba Onto paused for a moment, "Osamu Dazai, I've been wondering since just now, are you awake, and you're just turning a corner and talking bad about me."

"Is there any difference?" Osamu Dazai muttered like a child, "You are a liar."

Onto Asaba looked at him, "When did I lie to you?"

"Then the one standing in front of me now is really Asaba Onto, and not someone wearing Asaba Onto's skin?" Dazai Osamu and Asaba Onto looked at each other, their kite-colored eyes were sober, "Just like the pink hippopotamus just now, maybe it's just a giant sea anemone disguised as a hippopotamus."

"Wenren, are you sure you're not like this?"

Onto Asaba looked at Osamu Dazai, and nodded after a while, "It seems that the hallucinogenic effect of wild mushrooms doesn't last very long."

"I'm already very sad that such a beautiful time has passed away, but when I woke up, I found that it was still hanging on the wall, Wenren, you broke my heart, aren't we the best partners?" Osamu Dazai squirmed, It seemed that he wanted to get down from the wall, but unfortunately he still couldn't get down after working hard for a long time.

"Wenren let me go!"

"Don't put it down, it's fine." Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, his voice was cold and heartless, "As long as you don't waste time, please hang him as a salted fish as much as you want, and I will take him out to work in the afternoon."

……

In the end, he put Osamu Dazai off the wall, and Kunikida Doppo left the detective agency with Osamu Dazai. Therefore, other members cannot participate.

During this time, the detective agency has entered a busy season. People like Ranpo Edogawa are on business trips to solve the case. Onto Asaba and other clerks are sorting out the files. These files are not only needed at this stage, but also There's also some completely useless scrap paper, so pick and choose.

Putting the anatomy atlas in her hand back on the table, Yosano Akiko returned to the office from the medical room with a cup of coffee. She sat across from Onto Asaba, "Would you like to chat?"

"Talk?" Onto Asaba paused while organizing the files, "What do you want to talk to me about, Dr. Yosano?"

"Nothing, just to make sure."

Onto Asaba watched as Yosano Akiko walked into the medical room, he paused, and then stuffed the materials in his hand into the Tianshan flower bag next to him, "Mr. Tianshan, these haven't been classified yet, don't confuse them, I Let's deal with the things in the medical room with Dr. Yosano first."

Wrapped in a quilt, Tian Shan nodded, "I, I know, I will take care of these things."

"It's troublesome."

Walking into the medical department, Yosano Akiko had already poured coffee, she smiled at Asaba Onto, then took a sip of coffee.

"Actually, the first time I saw you, I thought you looked like that person, but many conditions did not match, so I felt a little uncertain, but after Dazai came, the characteristics he said were the same as the person I knew. Perfect fit, Asaba Onto, the Sacred Heart of the doctor who disappeared from the mafia world two years ago, is it you?"

Onsen Asaba tilted his head, "Healer's Sacred Heart? Isn't this name ashamed?"

"During several discussions with you, I found that your medical skills are extremely high, no, or you have surpassed most famous doctors. You studied under Mr. Sen, and there are some places where you have his shadow, so I recognized it " Yosano Akiko pushed the hair from her forehead behind her ears, "I won't tell others, and you don't have to hide it from me."

"Or, I'm very happy to see Mr. Mori's people betray him." Yosano Akiko sneered, "That guy..."

Onto Asaba stood calmly on the spot, and after a while he sat across from Akiko Yosano, "Do you know Mr. Mori, Dr. Yosano?"

"Ah, of course I know him." Yosano Akiko's eyes were icy cold, "In other words, I was the one he planned to use at first, but I was saved by Ranpo and the president, so the failed Mr. Mori I found you in the days to come."

oh?Is it because he is considered a substitute, so I feel a little guilty?

Are all detective agencies like this?Guilty for possible faults, even if they were not caused by themselves, they are a group of extremely kind people.

"After hearing about you, I really want to meet you. I don't want you to encounter the same thing as me." Yosano Akiko sighed.

Neither President Fukuzawa nor Ranpo Edogawa agrees with her leaving, let alone contacting the Sacred Heart of the Healer of the port mafia who is unknown on the surface. The only two people in the detective agency who know are afraid of her Will be hurt a second time, until two years ago, news broke out in the other world that the Sacred Heart of the doctor had defected...

"So, I'm really glad to see you here." Yosano Akiko smiled at Asaba Onto, "You're right, that guy doesn't deserve us to work for him."

Asaba Onto could feel that she was really happy with Yosano Akiko, and what she said was true. Regarding the joy of him leaving Mori Ogai and reuniting here, Asaba Onto's blue eyes had a little Different color, as if seeing something different.

"You, why are you looking at me like that?"

"No, I just think Dr. Yosano is really beautiful." Onto Asaba said calmly, "A person who is firm on his own path is not dimmer than a person who tries to break his own destiny, just because the white dots in the black paper are more obvious Just a few."

Yosano Akiko looked at him strangely, "What are you talking about?"

"Life." Onto Asaba nodded, "I really like to observe everyone's lifestyle, and I also like this world with all kinds of beautiful life."

"Although I don't know what you mean, I can still hear you complimenting me." Yosano Akiko closed her eyes, with a smile on the corner of her mouth, "Then I will accept your compliment, you are right , I will invite you to watch the next time I treat members, it is a very interesting anatomy session."

Onto Asaba nodded earnestly, "Please be sure to call me along."

"By the way, why are you a little different from the rumors?"

"It's all rumors, isn't it normal that it's different?" Onto Asaba took a sip of coffee, "And I came back to Yokohama from another place, if I don't disguise myself, I will be easily recognized by the port mafia, I just It's just a doctor, it would be a little troublesome if he was called to the door."

"It's true, the people under Mr. Mori are really annoying." Yosano Akiko nodded, "Then what about Dazai Osamu? What's your relationship?"

"relation?"

Yosano Akiko glanced at Onto Asaba, "You are too familiar with each other, you are so unscrupulous to ridicule each other, but you don't talk about each other's dark history, no matter how you look at it, the relationship is very good, I remember you A cadre of the port mafia two years ago."

"Shouldn't he be an ordinary person?"

Asaba Onto was quiet for a few seconds, "Let's see what happens in the future, but to be honest, I am more interested in Dazai than other people, he is a very special person."

"A special person who makes trouble for Kunikida?" Yosano Akiko sighed, "I see, so this conversation will be like this, don't worry, you can come to me if you need anything in the future, and I will help you."

After finishing the conversation like this and being pushed out of the consultation room, Onto Asaba slowly returned to his seat.

"Asaba, are you alright?" Tian Shan looked at Onto Asaba cautiously, "Did you not be dissected by Dr. Yosano for various reasons?"

"I'm fine, no matter how you look at it, I don't look like someone who has been dissected?" Onto Asaba replied.

"Oh, you still don't know the supernatural ability with Dr. Yosano." Hanabou Tianshan returned the document just now to Asaba Onto, "The supernatural ability with Dr. Yosano is a very precious healing ability, but it is different from yours as Asaba , and Dr. Xie Ye's supernatural power is a kind of supernatural power that can heal all traumatic injuries of a dying person."

"For Dr. Yosano, dying is equivalent to being uninjured."

Asayu Wenren nodded in amazement, his blue eyes filled with admiration, "It's a very powerful ability, very suitable for use as a transfer station for death!"

"Huh? A transfer station for death?" Tianshan Hanabou looked at Onto Asaba blankly.

"That's the kind, killing a person in a certain place, using a method to make him appear in another place after resurrection, and finally killing this person completely, can perfectly confuse the time of death." Asahan Onto found out The discarded documents were thrown into the shredder, "Mr. Tianshan, this is a very good method of crime."

Tianshan Hanabou trembled, and he continued to sort out the documents without answering Asaba Onto's question at all.

Although Onto Asaba is a likable person most of the time, once he suddenly brings up the topic of criminal methods, the whole room will become chilly.

Then they will fully wake up from the gentleness of Onsen Asaba, and remember that the person in front of him has a talent for crime, so his mind is full of all kinds of terrible crime methods, and the gentle appearance just now will instantly change into another one!

It's a bit too contrasting.

……

Osamu Dazai had some problems in the entrance test, but finally Osamu Dazai joined the detective agency safely. Compared with other people in the detective agency, Osamu Dazai is simply a person who is unreasonable and troublesome to the extreme. Every day in the detective agency, he is provoked by Osamu Dazai To the voice of Kunikida Doppo roaring.

The incident of King Cang seems to be completely over, not only King Cang, but even King Cang's assistants are also confirmed dead, and there will probably never be such an incident again.

But because there is really no one who can shock Osamu Dazai, Onto Asaba is considered to be a senior of Osamu Dazai, but he is also a newcomer. In the end, there was no other way, Kunikida Doppo had no choice but to adopt the sense of responsibility of a senior, and dutifully became Osamu Dazai. A brief partner.

And regret it every day.

"Bastard Dazai!" Kunikida Doppo and Dazai Osamu returned to the detective agency dripping wet.

"Here again, what happened this time?" Yosano Akiko looked at them.

"This guy! This seaweed brain with only water in his head! I really don't know what he thinks. During the conversation with the client, he suddenly said that the river is good, so he left the client and jumped into the river directly. !" Kunikida Doppo kept hitting Osamu Dazai on the head with his notebook, "Wake up! We are at work!"

Yosano Akiko laughed out loud, "So Kunikida, you are all soaked because you went to save Dazai?"

"This guy just dies by himself, I won't save him!" Kunikida Doppo roared.

Asaba Onto looked at the furious Kunikida Doppo, and then at the smiling Dazai Osamu, "So what did you do, Dazai?"

"I didn't do anything." Osamu Dazai shook the water on his body, "It's just that when he jumped into the river, he accidentally grabbed Kunikida's sleeve and dragged Kunikida into the river."

"That's it?!" Kunikida Doppo continued to be furious, "My notebook is soaked through, it's a limited edition edition, you idiot!"

Everyone looked at the two noisy people, then looked at the time, and after making sure that it was time to get off work, they left calmly one by one, and Onto Asaba was no exception.

But as soon as he walked out of the detective agency building, he heard a familiar voice behind him.

"Warm people."

Asaba Onto sighed, he turned his head and glanced at Osamu Dazai, "I want to call Senior."

"Senior Wenren~" Dazai Osamu dragged his long voice, completely without shame, he ran wetly to Asaba Wenren's side and shivered, "It's so cold, Senpai Wenren."

"Don't ask me to give you the coat. You're all wet, and it's useless to give it to you." Asaha Onto was so ruthless that he didn't even look at his longing expression.

"Oh? How ruthless." Osamu Dazai jumped twice, and a string of drops of water slipped from the corner of his coat, "You still called me the most beautiful doll in the past, so you would give me the most beautiful doll." It’s only been two years and you’ve changed your mind.”

Onto Asaba glanced at him, "What exactly do you want to say?"

"Kunikida told me one thing. You once told him that you agree with his ideal, right?" Osamu Dazai took off his wet coat, "You also said that you want to see his ideal world."

"That's right."

"Ah, that's right." Osamu Dazai took a deep breath, "It's still the Onto Asaba in my memory, the one who doesn't care even if he walks on the wrong path, and encourages him to keep going until he reaches the It doesn't matter to the Asaba Onto people who are under the cliff."

Osamu Dazai's lips were pale, and it seemed that the autumn wind was a bit cold, and his whole body was drenched so that he shivered from the cold.

"Wenren, when you suddenly hear your support, you will think it is very empathetic encouragement, but as long as you know more, you will understand that you have never had such a thing as empathy, you just encourage a person to move forward That's all, no matter whether the road ahead is a dead end or not."

"Such encouragement is terrifying."

Onto Asaba didn't refute, he just looked at Osamu Dazai, "I never interfere with everyone's choices in life."

Osamu Dazai sneered, but didn't say anything further.

Sighing slightly, Onto Asaba took off his coat, ignoring the wet water on Dazai Osamu's body, "Let's go, according to your constitution, you will have a high fever tomorrow."

Osamu Dazai paused for a moment, he felt the sudden warmth on his body, because it was Onto Asaba's coat that he had worn all day, and he could still feel the faint cool smell on the coat that belonged to Onto Asaba.

"I didn't finish what I just said." Osamu Dazai caught up with Onto Asaba.

"What?"

"Although Wenren must be a jerk in the eyes of others, I like such a Wenren very much."

"Your kindness and malice are always fused together, making it hard to tell whether it is more kind or more malicious." Dazai Osamu was wearing Asaba Onren's coat, and his voice became softer and softer.

"I'm so glad to be here with you again."