Tsuna Kichi becomes a god judge

Gang Ji glanced at Mukui, and the feeling of halfway through this kind of speech was too uncomfortable. Didn't he know that this would make people scratch their heads and want to hear the following?

It would be great when this person's bad taste can be changed.

Tsunayoshi was complaining wildly in his heart, and sat on the sofa in the reception room, shoulder to shoulder with Mukuro, while Osamu Dazai sat opposite them.

Gang Ji secretly pinched Mu Mu's back, 【Can't you say it now? 】

【cannot. ] Mukuro raised his eyebrows slightly at him, showing an expression that Tsunaki was very familiar with. This is usually the expression when he finds something interesting, or takes advantage of it.

Before Tsuna had time to think about what his expression meant, Muku grabbed his hand behind his back and gently held it in his palm: "My dear, I know you are very impatient, but we still have to be serious now." There is something to do, and I will satisfy you when it is over, huh?"

"..." Gang Ji blushed involuntarily when he heard the ambiguous and lustful words, and whispered angrily, "What are you talking about!"

Mukuro reached out and rubbed the top of Tsunaki's hair, looking into his eyes affectionately: "Is there something wrong with what I said?"

Everything is wrong, right?Tsuna stared, trying to pick out some obviously wrong things from Mukui's words just now, but after looking around, he found that there really didn't seem to be any colorful words in this sentence, but how could it sound when combined together? Why does it seem ambiguous.

Coupled with the extremely deceptive expression on Mukuro's face, Gang Ji really couldn't wash himself off by jumping into the Yellow River.

Osamu Dazai had no intention of disturbing their communication, instead he held his head with a smile and watched the young couple quarreling. Judging from his envious and satisfied expression, it could be seen that there were words such as "youth is true" written on his face. Beautiful" or "I really want a lover who can flirt with me and die together".

In the end, Tsuna Kichi blushed and slapped Muku's paw away from his face, sat up straight, and said to Osamu Dazai: "Sorry, I wasted your time, just ask if you have any questions. As for the battle in the department store, as long as we know, we will talk about it.”

Osamu Dazai smiled: "It's okay, this is not an interrogation at the police station, you don't have to be so nervous, Tsunayoshi-kun. I'm just a little curious, what exactly is your ability, Mr. Mukuro next to you, I probably already know I understand, but for you, it seems difficult for me to analyze the nature of your abilities from your fighting style."

"Ah?" Gangji blinked, "I..."

Just when Tsunakichi was thinking about what to say, and Mukuro started to frown, Osamu Dazai quickly added with a smile: "Of course, if you can't say it, then don't say it—remember, except for the two of you No one else can tell."

When he spoke the second half of the sentence, Osamu Dazai's expression changed. Apart from the tone of suggestion, there seemed to be a sense of threat.

Tsunayoshi felt very keenly that at that moment just now, he smelled a smell from Osamu Dazai called "mafia breath", which was very similar to the feeling of XANXUS and Squalo. .

However, this feeling of being threatened soon disappeared. Osamu Dazai returned to his previous smile, and explained to the two: "I have to confess to you, it is like this, before I investigate your background, I Let Dun Jun follow you, one is to let him monitor you, and the other is that if there is danger, you should protect Dun Jun, so I am very relieved that the three of you will act together."

The numbers in the red eyes flickered slightly, and the tone of his speech became lower and lower: "So you are...using us?"

"It was used before, but now it is seeking cooperation." Dazai Osamu was very calm, and he said to the two, "After knowing that you are not sent by the enemy, I hope you can act together even more, after all The enemy this time seems to know us very well, and Dunjun's identity is quite special. At present, only the two of you have strange abilities to the enemy, so I am relieved to entrust him to you."

"Then your heart is really big enough." Mukuo looked at him coldly and said, "Aren't you afraid that our goal is also that book? By sending Renhu to our hands, you are betting that we will not Will use him to find that book?"

Osamu Dazai sighed exaggeratedly, possessed of drama, and looked at the two of them resentfully: "Then you are too ruthless... At any rate, Dun Jun jumped into the river to save you. It’s already in the headlines.”

skeleton:"……"

Tsunayoshi: "..." They could swim ashore by themselves at that time, and they wouldn't have drowned even without Atsushi Nakajima. Also, the bodies of those who died by jumping into the river would float on the surface of the water instead of sinking to the bottom of the river, right? , even if he failed in physics, he still knows this basic common sense!

There is so much to say.

Osamu Dazai: "Besides, after reading your information, I know that you are definitely not bad people."

As he spoke, he seemingly unintentionally pushed a document in the direction of the two of them.

Gang Ji took it casually and turned to the first page, almost choking on his own saliva!

What are these!What does it mean that he and Mu are descendants of a hostile mafia family, and the family has been urging him to inherit the family business, but he has no intention of career and only wants to be with his lover. Their legs were almost broken, but with the secret help of relatives and friends, the two escaped from the prison and decided to elope... What kind of modern version of Romeo and Juliet is this!

Moreover, the words "trustworthy relatives and friends of both parties, assassin, Libun" seem to have a strange feeling.

I'm afraid this script wasn't written by Li Baoen, right?

Gang Ji's expression of being angry, wanting to complain, and panicked, looks like embarrassment after being stripped of his vest to outsiders, but it is very consistent with the content written in the information.The other protagonist of the script, Mu, accepted the setting calmly with a straight face, glanced at the folder lightly, and clarified: "This is a bit exaggerated, the person in this world who can break my leg, Not yet born."

Is this the point? !

Gang Ji quietly stared at Mu, but he really underestimated Mu's thick skin, he didn't even show any guilty expression.

And Osamu Dazai still picked up the pen in a serious manner, crossed out the line "almost broke his leg" on the document, re-wrote the sentence "not broken his leg", and raised his head to ask Muke: "Do you think it is written like this? "

"Okay." Mukuro nodded modestly.

Gang Ji's head was about to explode from their chorus. Fortunately, the two of them finally looked at each other after having had enough fun, and ended the conversation.

Mukuro stood up: "Let's go, let's go back to the hotel." He said to Gang Ji.

"Are you going back now, should we go see Nakajima-kun before leaving?" Tsunayoshi asked.

Mu leaned over and pinched the side of his face: "I was so anxious just now, why are you not in a hurry now? I heard another cry from inside just now, the treatment is probably not over yet, so you better not bother him. "

Tsuna gave an "oh", and had no choice but to leave the detective agency with Mukuro under the ambiguous gaze of the office.

After confirming that there were no cameras on the road and no one was following him, Mukuro removed the fake expression on his face and smiled at Tsunayoshi: "Do you know what that Dazai Osamu's ability is?"

"'Disqualification in the World', right? It's a famous work he wrote in a parallel world. The effect seems to be to disable supernatural powers. Mr. Nakajima mentioned it to us." When Atsushi Nakajima left together, he got a lot of words out of his mouth.

Of course, it is also possible that these words were deliberately revealed by the staff of the detective agency through Nakajima.

"When I entered the reception room just now, I know you felt it too. He used 'disqualification' on us." The corner of Mukui's mouth slowly curled up, and said, "It is probably to ensure that the conversation environment will not be disturbed by us. People are rough on the outside and thin on the inside, they seem to be informal, but they are actually very cunning in their hearts."

"I'll just say it!" Gang Ji nodded vigorously, "That feeling of lightness really isn't quite right."

"But it's a pity that he miscalculated one thing." Seeing Tsunaki's bulging face, Mu couldn't help it, leaned over and kissed him, and quickly corrected his expression when Gangji became angry, " I found that his ability has no effect on the flame of death air."

The author has something to say: Gang Ji: Oscar owes you both a statuette.

Mukuro: Is it my acting skills, or Dazai Osamu's acting skills are better?

Tsuna Yoshi: ...