Ministers and others get married by decree

"Come back soon!" Xiao Shisan shouted.He looked around with his hips akimbo, just in time to see Qin Song and the white willow squatting on the edge of the woods head to head.

"Qin Song, what are you doing?" He walked over and probed.

"Looking for something to eat." Qin Song rolled his eyes at him and raised his hand to show him.I saw that he was holding a large mushroom with a white canopy in his hand, and there were several layers of smaller canopies underneath.

Xiao Shisan looked at it for a long time, and said suspiciously: "Can I eat it? There are many poisons here in Yunnan and Guizhou, so don't eat us all to death."

"Do you think everyone is as brainless as you?" Qin Song snorted, pointing at Bai Liu and said, "He is specialized in these things and knows more than you, don't worry."

They have been eating dry food for several days, but on this hot and humid day, they want to drink some warm and salty soup.

Xiao Shisan also wanted to drink soup. Since everyone said it was not poisonous, he rolled up his sleeves and picked a lot of mushrooms with the two of them back home.

"Mother, can you eat it?" Bai Liu was worried, and ran to Youshi to confirm.

Youshi was a silent woman, she flipped through the mushrooms lightly, nodded affirmatively for a long time: "You can eat them all."

Bai Liu and Qin Song couldn't help shouting happily, and ran to fetch water from a pot to prepare soup.Mushrooms are a good thing. You only need a little coarse salt to make a pot of fresh soup, and you will be full!

"There's mushroom soup to drink." Chu Lou looked at the commotion in the distance and sucked in his saliva.

Qin Fengchi was indifferent, looking at the crystal clear stream.Although there are no wild animals around, there are still fish in the water. These fish are uncaught, and they are fat and swim around without fear.

"Want to eat grilled fish?" He took out a handful of iron lotus seeds and asked casually.

Grilled fish!

Chu Lou's attention was immediately attracted by him: "How do you catch fish? Do we have a fishing rod?"

Qin Fengchi glanced at him with a half-smile, and mocked: "You can't catch fish even if you give you a fishing rod, because you call yourself Grandpa Cat."

"Wow! You are such a small belly!" Chu Lou jumped angrily, "It's fine if you don't mention it, are you looking for a beating?" He found the hidden weapon in Qin Fengchi's hand, and instantly recalled being hit by him with a hidden weapon on the tank boat The soreness and numbness of the heart, the old hatred and the new hatred are all in my heart!

"Grandpa Dare to Love, I will treat you like a fish," he gritted his teeth, jumped onto Qin Fengchi's back, strangled his neck from behind, "Hurry up and catch the fish, if you don't let Grandpa eat enough today, I'll drink you!"

Qin Fengchi was so strangled that he rolled his eyes, and he had to support his little ancestor's ass with his backhand to prevent the two of them from falling into the water together.

He snorted without admitting defeat: "Who has a small mind? You called me a water mouse, did I care about you?"

"Aren't you just a water mouse..." Chu Lou felt guilty and let his arms loose on his back.He still remembered clearly that Qin Fengchi jumped into the water from the deck that night with his knife folded and his arms folded. The series of movements were smooth and skillful, and the water didn't splash much. He was completely a water mouse!

Qin Fengchi pinched his buttocks, and threw out a few black shadows with his right hand, only to see the water surface puff a few times, and then seven or eight fish floated to the surface with their bellies turned upside down.

"..." Chu Lou was dumbfounded.wipe?So efficient?

He came back to his senses, excitedly beat Qin Fengchi's shoulder hard, and shouted in a low voice: "Brother, you are too awesome! You are amazing! Do it again!"

Qin Fengchi almost escaped internal injuries from his beating, so he had to pull him off his back.

"When you call brother, do you want to murder your husband?" He also lowered his voice.

Chu Lou is completely Schrödinger's face, it's hard to say how thick it is.

Taking advantage of the fact that there were no elders around, he bumped into Qin Fengchi's shoulder winkingly, and leaned his head on his shoulder to play tricks: "Who is the real husband? Isn't there only Chu Shaoxia's little wife here?"

Unexpectedly, Qin Fengchi hesitated to speak, and finally blushed.

Chu Lou was suddenly amazed.

"Boss Qin, it's so hard to figure out how you blush." ​​He moved close to Qin Fengchi's cheek-to-cheek distance, marveling.

"...Okay, don't make trouble." Commander Qin made Qiang calm, covered his face with a slap, and gently pushed him away, "Hurry up and catch the fish, he's not dead yet, it's time to run away."

Chu Shaoxia is well versed in the principle of accepting when he sees a deal, excitedly rolled up his sleeves and went to catch fish.Qin Fengchi took a deep breath and felt the temperature on his face drop, so he took a few steps upstream and continued to bring back a few more fish.

The two Eagle Feather Guards who went to collect firewood earlier came back.One of them, Xihe, dropped a bundle of dry branches and came over to greet Xiao Shisan.

"What are you looking at?" He put his arm on the other person's shoulder and followed his gaze, "What do you think your lord is doing?"

"..." Xiao Shisan had a complicated expression on his face.

How should I put it—he's not deaf after all, and he's not blind, is he?

He hesitated for a long time, and sighed sullenly: "I told you that you still don't understand, and you have no match."

"Are you trying to fight?" Xihe looked at him speechlessly, "It's as if you are." What are you going crazy about?No one knows about Yingyuwei's famous monk's guardhouse... Regarding the point of not having a partner, everyone is equal!

Xiao Shisan patted him sympathetically.People who understand will naturally understand, and those who don't understand will still not understand.After all, he can't talk too much about their commander's private affairs, but he really sympathizes with his colleagues who don't know.

When the soup was boiled and the fish was almost cooked, everyone gathered by the firepit to prepare for dinner.

"Drink well!" Chu Lou couldn't wait to take a sip of the soup, it was so hot.

On the other hand, Yingyuwei, from top to bottom, calmly took one sip after another, as if he and Chu Lou were not drinking the same pot of soup.

Qin Fengchi seized the opportunity to mock him: "As expected of Grandpa Cat, his tongue is as afraid of burning as a cat."

"Eating soup can't stop your mouth." Chu Lou muttered, putting down the bowl regretfully, intending to wait for it to cool down before drinking.

"..." Xiao Shisan and Qin Song, who were watching the two flirt, showed exactly the same expression.They both sighed at the same time, and looked at each other in horror.

'Why are you sighing? Qin Song stared wide-eyed.

Xiao Shisan rolled his eyes: "Then why are you sighing!" '

The two looked at each other for a long time, then turned their heads in disgust, the depression in their hearts was self-evident.

Xihe, who was sitting on the far side, had been watching them secretly, always feeling that he might have missed something.He elbowed the little man next to him, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Liu, do you think Shisan and Xiao Song'er know some secrets of your lord?"

The people around him didn't respond for a long time.

Xihe turned his head belatedly, and saw the little man holding the bowl, looking down at the soup in the bowl, his face was pale and sweaty, and his hands were trembling.He was surprised to support Xiao Liu, but through his clothes, he seemed to be touching burning coals!

"Xiao Liu! What's wrong with you?" He felt bad, so he patted the other person's head.

The boy named Xiao Liu loosened his hands, and the wooden bowl with soup fell to the ground. He fell back stiffly, and black blood spurted from his mouth while falling.

"Xiao Liu—" Xihe was stunned.

"Don't touch him!" Xiao Shisan was close and rushed over immediately.

Qin Fengchi held Chu Lou in place, and he and Qin Song quickly followed.The thirteen Eagle Feather Guards who came with them were all very close, and now they all gathered together with panicked expressions.

"Let me see!" Bai De also squeezed inside, and squatted down to look at Xiao Liu, wiping his sweat.

"He's been poisoned." Qin Fengchi held Xiao Liu's neck, took his pulse, and turned to ask Xihe, "What did you do in the woods besides collecting firewood?"

Xihe's face also turned pale.He looked at the banyan forest in the distance, and a red shadow flashed in his head.

"...Monkey," he said tremblingly, "Xiao Liu said he was slapped on the back by a hairy monkey. When I looked over, I saw a red shadow running deep in the forest."

Bai De turned pale with shock: "A red monkey?"

He didn't care about explaining, he took off the boy's shirt and looked at the boy's back.

Everyone gasped.

I saw a small black bruise on Xiao Liu's back, which looked like a child's handprint!

"What kind of monkey is this?" Qin Fengchi frowned.

Bai De sweated more urgently. He rubbed his hands and explained with a disturbed expression: "That's not a monkey, it's a mandrill."

"Mandrill?" Chu Lou didn't know when he came over, and was surprised when he heard the words, "Is it the mountain ghost mentioned in the Shan Hai Jing?"

"It's not exactly the same," Bai De said in a low voice. "Our side is called Dwarf Mule. He has purple-red hair and likes to wear a straw hat dyed red with madder. He has a human face, looks like an old woman, and drools. and claws are poisonous."

He looked at these outsiders, and didn't want to say too many mysterious and mysterious things.

The locals respectfully call the mandrill "Master Short", because they are afraid of being revenged by the short mule, and if they encounter it in the wild, they will put down the food in their hands.If a dwarf mule enters the house, a special witch must be invited to drive it away, otherwise disaster will happen.

Qin Fengchi only cares about one thing: "How to cure his poison?"

You Shi suddenly said, "Master Shorty's excrement."

Master Qin's face suddenly turned ugly.

"The forest is so big, we don't know where the monkey's nest is, how can we find it?"

Bai De pointed to Youshi: "Since the mandrill appears here, my wife will definitely find it, so let her go with you."

"I'll accompany my mother too!" Bai Liu said loudly.

Qin Fengchi carefully laid the boy down.He touched the other party's neck, his pulse was still stable, and he was relieved.

He raised his head and said: "Xiao Shisan took five people to accompany Mrs. Bai to look for it. Remember, you must not disperse, and don't go into the depths of the forest!"

"Yes!" Xiao Shisan agreed, dragged Xihe, and selected a few people to follow Youshi into the forest.

Chu Lou brought the medicine box over and showed it to Bai De: "Do you see anything that can be used here? We can't just wait to find that shit."

Although Bai De is not a doctor, he knows a lot about these things around Rongzhou.He followed it for a long time, pointed to a bottle of medicine and said, "Baidu Qufeng San, this should be useful!"

He explained excitedly, "Mandrill mandrill's feces are earthwork. If there is no mandrill's feces, you have to follow the general method of detoxification. But if the poison is not completely removed, there will be extremely serious consequences. It is said that people who are poisoned will be like zombies. For three to five years, you will die—this Baidu Qufeng San is a widely recognized and effective prescription!"

Chu Lou shuddered.

It looks like a zombie... Isn't that a zombie?

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