E-sports god's black powder

Sang is going to be autistic when playing games. What does it feel like to drag his head all the way? That is the feeling of autism!

"Oh no! I think we should adjust the order of the keys!"

Aab is such a restrained person, but his character runs forward with a scrub posture, and his limbs are uncoordinated enough to make Newton cry and faint in the toilet!

To make matters worse, Aab's character is still wearing high heels.

She was originally a high-cold lady, but she was played by Aab as a wretched woman. This kind of game where the limbs and the head are controlled by different buttons is simply too contrary to the principles of human mechanics!

Gu Qingyao has been stuck with a bug on the box for a long time, but there is one advantage, he can see the two teammates behind him struggling to survive from above.

He looked at Aab's distorted running posture, and tried his best not to laugh with a sullen face, but the paper man Sang didn't realize that his image was even more miserable at this time, and he had no position to laugh at Aab at all.

"Hahaha Babao, are you tickling? No way, you should take off your high heels and run again!"

Babao's small eyes swished several cold arrows at Sang, and then looked at Sang's screen very enviously, although the posture of dragging his head hurts his head.

But it's not like him, she is obviously a beautiful woman, but she turned out to be as if she had lice on her body, and the whole running posture was exactly the same as being bitten by lice and running wildly!

And scratching his back while running! !

Running like this, Babao ran to the front of the box and saw Qing Yao hanging on it.

"How did you hang it up?"

Before Babao jumped, he asked cautiously. He is a dignified professional player, and now he is going to be tortured crazy by this sand sculpture game.

"According to the running of the left leg and the right leg, F5 takes off after the assist, and then I come up."

——Hahaha Qing is born with nothing to love

——Are you explaining in such detail because you are afraid that Babao's high-heeled shoes will step on you?

At this time, Sang, who had gone through untold hardships, finally came to the box, but he was dumbfounded when he saw the height of the box.

"I'm not saying that this game is abnormal! I'm as thin as a piece of paper now, can I jump on it??"

"You try jumping off?" Gu Qingyao, who was hanging on the box, suggested maliciously.

Babao silently made way for Sao Shen. Although he didn't speak, the meaning was weak.

"Okay, wait a minute, let me take two steps back for a run-up!"

The convenience of becoming a paper man is that you don't need to control your hands, head and body, and you can save pressing four buttons when walking!

So Gu Qingyao saw that Sao Shen seemed to be hoeing the ground, took two steps back with his head shoveling the ground, and then ran up!

——Hahahaha no way, I'm going to die laughing!

——Is Sao Shen's head floating up?

——The steps that the six relatives do not recognize, the head indicates that I disagree hahahaha

Gu Qingyao couldn't help it anymore!

The shape of Sao Shen itself is like a cake, only two feet stand on the ground, when running fast, the two legs are the same, but the painting style of the head is like a song Same--

I stand!In the strong wind!

"Wait a minute! This is not right, I am a little dizzy on the map! What's going on?"

Sao Shen's voice was full of doubts, Babao watched from the side, secretly remembering in his heart, he must not be pasted into pancakes!

"You should find a way to inflate yourself first." Babao complained mercilessly.

So after Saoshen failed, Babao was going to try it himself. After all, he was also a professional player, so he couldn't damage the dignity of a professional player!

Running here from the starting line, although the posture is not good-looking, but Babao knows the basic operation well.

So after Sao Shen backed away, Babao took a deep breath and started running extremely calmly—jump!

"Fuck?!" From Gu Qingyao's perspective, a dark shadow descended from the sky, and was directly suppressed by Babao.

The picture at this time is not as simple as hot eyes. On the top of a box, there is a man on the bottom and a woman on the top, and the woman is wearing high-heeled shoes with her legs spread apart.

Babao, "What can you see down there?"

Gu Qingyao, "What else can I see?"

Sao Shen, "Ahahahahaha!!"

What's even more embarrassing is that Babao was also strung on the box. Gu Qingyao was quite comfortable staying on it by himself, but now it's not that kind of feeling to be riding alone.

--Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose

——Laughing out of breath, how tired are you?

——Qing Yao gradually closed herself

——When the creators of this game made this game, they probably didn't expect this kind of gameplay.

"This is wrong!" Gu Qingyao began to struggle again, but the more he struggled, the more irritating the picture became, "If you keep playing, the live broadcast room will be blocked!"

Babao is also very uncomfortable at this time, but this game is playing, the more difficult it is to pass the level, the more he wants to continue playing!

"I should be able to go down."

Babaola observed the surrounding environment from the angle of view, and this way of observation was so horrifying that Sao Shen couldn't bear it anymore, "I rely on Babao, can you stop twisting your head like a twist!"

"????"

Sister Gao Lengyu, who was riding on Gu Qingyao, turned his head 720 degrees and looked at Sao Shen.

Sao Shen's paper man couldn't stand it anymore, "Okay, okay, you go down first, I'm afraid your neck won't recover like mine."

The eight treasures on the box couldn't see his own shape at all, he released the button to turn his head, who knew that the next second the beauty's head would be thrown back in the opposite direction like an electric drill! ! !

Fuck it back ah ah ah! ! ! !

At this second, Babao also felt the feeling of spinning, and Gu Qingyao, who was below, watched Babao slide down smoothly with his high heels as if he had drunk fake wine.

He went down, what about me?

Gu Qingyao had a question mark on his forehead.

So he moved his limbs again, but the result was that he was still hanging as firmly as Mount Tai, "Is it a bug?"

Soon, the system told him if it was a bug.

Perhaps it was because Gu Qingyao spent too long on the box that he turned into a humanoid poop!

——The designer of this game must be poisonous! ! !

——Suddenly want to eat sausage fried pepper

——Ehhhhh, Qing Yao can move now?

Not to mention the fans, even Gu Qingyao found out that he can move, as long as he can move, what's the problem with turning into a sausage?

He happily pressed the left and right leg buttons and then the jump button, but instead of jumping up, the sausage man slid down and fell off the box!

But it doesn't matter, when you see the appearance of Sao Shen, you can understand that you can't kill people in this game.

Gu Qingyao was very calm.

As a result, Nima fell and fell to pieces! !

Do sausage people have no human rights?After being sunbaked into a sausage, it will be broken!Gu Qingyao's expression was about to crack! ! !

Sao Shen crawled to the edge of the box, and wanted to take a look at the end of the piece of paper, but it was too soft, so it fell down lightly!

"Oh, isn't that right? Babao, do you think I'm floating?"

Zhi Pian Sao, who was in the air, couldn't control his direction at all. He panicked and shouted for Ba Bao's help.

Aab was still preparing to wait for his partners to connect with him and join hands to venture into the world, but when he turned around, all the partners behind him disappeared!

The only Babao who jumped over the box looked like he didn't know what I should do, as if he had been abandoned by the whole world.

"Is Qing Yao dead?"

After falling like a dog, Gu Qingyao didn't know if he was still alive. He moved the button, and something frightening happened!

The head not far away actually rolled under his control!

Gu Qingyao felt unbelievable, "I only have one head left, and I'm still alive!"

A head rolling on the ground, can there be a more terrifying shape than this?

Sao Shen, who was so frightened and cried, closed his eyes and pressed blindly on the keyboard, and unexpectedly climbed up from the bottom of the ditch smoothly!

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... it!!!"

Unlike Sao Shen who was frightened and collapsed, the barrage in the live broadcast room was just like Chinese New Year.

——It's over and I'm crazy again

——National autistic game

——ha ha ha ha ha hiccup

——Here, the God of Sao actually went up in a reckless way!As expected of a professional player's hand speed!

——I'm hesitating, should I go to Sao Shen's live broadcast room to comfort him?After all, it is our Qingyao's head that scares the God of Sao hahaha

——The gloating face on the top is too obvious, even if you want to go over, you should keep your expression.

——It’s broken, this game must be laughing

The sound of Sao Shen holding the keyboard and crying, even JLY, who was sleeping in the dormitory next door, quarreled.

"what happened?"

In Gu Qingyao's earphones, JLY's voice mixed with sleepiness suddenly came out.

"There's a particularly perverted game here!" Sao Shen, who quit the game now and regained his senses, was very embarrassed. He sniffled, "You don't know that Qing Yao is still alive with only one head left."

As soon as JLY heard the interest, his eyes lit up, and he immediately became energetic, "Is it a game of zombies in the end of the world?"

Gu Qingyao reached out to support the earphones, and heard the screaming Sao Shen who was just scared, at this time, he had already used the voice of the wolf grandma who abducted Little Red Riding Hood to lure the ignorant JLY to sit on his gaming chair .

At this time, the cameras of Sao Shen and Babao's live broadcast room were turned on, but the two people in the camera looked too serious, and their faces were that this was a very scary and exciting level game.

So JLY opened it with great interest...

"This game is not difficult, I just need to pass it easily."

"I was careless just now, let's pay attention now."

"No, you can't embarrass us professional players."

"Let me rely on this game to pervert!"

"Come again, come again, this time I have experience, I am sure I can pass!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah how do I live here, it's over, I don't know how to get through here!!!"

Sao Shen looked behind JLY, showing a smile that hides his merit and fame.

Gu Qingyao rested his chin, happily rebroadcasting the footage of Sang's live broadcast, watching the fun with the fans in his live broadcast.

Especially seeing that JLY has never taken it seriously all the way to later refusing to admit that he is a professional player.

——Hahahahahahahahahahahaha The best game to pit teammates!

Tonight's Lianmai live broadcast was moved to the game forum that night. The IU team, which had already dropped the topic, unexpectedly became popular again because of this weird game experience.

And because of their live broadcast, they also attracted many anchors and professional players to participate.

Everyone's enthusiasm for this game shocked even the game producers.

Of course, the members of the IU team said that they did not want such an embarrassing popularity.

Taking advantage of this heat, the IU team announced their new coach information on the official website.

[Habitat, the former captain of the IU team, temporarily quit the professional player of the IU team due to a hand injury. Habitat achieved outstanding results during his service, and has now been re-hired by the IU club to become a professional coach of the RHT branch of the IU team. Please continue to pay attention to Habitat , Follow the IU team. ]

Habitat retired?

Habitat actually retired!