E-sports god's black powder

Of course, Gu Qingyao also discovered Tie Goudan's escape behavior, could he let a cat run away?

Of course not!

So Gu Qingyao followed Shen Yizhou's bedroom like a fly, and Shen Yizhou was the only one left in the living room, holding the cat bowl and messing around in the wind.

The slender tie was hooked with the clean little finger, and Gu Qingyao pulled it down casually, revealing a delicate and sexy Adam's apple.

Squatting down on one leg, Gu Qingyao bent down and lowered his head, and glanced at the small bed in the cat villa.

Tie Goudan was trembling inside.

"Tiezi, if you don't give me face anymore, I'll really eat you up!"

The iron dog moved its hind feet in pieces, and Yuan Dundun's butt moved a 45-degree angle with his head as the center, and firmly pointed his butt at Gu Qingyao.

"Don't think that Shen Yizhou can save you, you know that I will eat him when I go crazy?!"

Shen Yizhou brought in the cleaned apple and handed one to Gu Qingyao, "You know it's afraid of you, but you still tease it?"

How could Gu Qingyao be in the mood to eat apples at this time, since he came back, he hasn't had a good time with cats, so he has lost a lot of fun.

So Gu Qingyao reached out to dig into the cat litter, and before Tie Goudan could react, he quickly licked Tie Goudan!

Only then did Gu Qingyao become proud.

Shen Yizhou felt funny looking at Gu Qingyao's childish behavior, he stuffed the apple into Gu Qingyao's hand again, bent down to pick up the dog's egg and smoothed it down.

"I saw the news today that there was a car accident in City H. I was worried that you called you, but it turned out that you didn't bring your mobile phone."

Looking sideways at the cat in Shen Yizhou's arms, Gu Qingyao said "Oh", "So you didn't study hard?"

This is simply a proposition, under the gaze of his roommate Chunliang, Shen Yizhou can only reopen the materials and start studying, but the result of reading it hard is that even the iron dog can't stand it.

Seeing Tie Goudan's restless appearance, Gu Qingyao rubbed his chin to guess.

"Is it in heat?"

Shen Yizhou corrected, "Iron Goudan is now a genderless cat."

"Oh, yes, there's no balls," Gu Qingyao sighed disappointedly, "So it's going to go for a walk now?"

Have you ever seen a dog walking a child, but where have you seen a cat walking?

Use the input method to type the word "walking the cat", but the input method does not recognize it!

But Gu Qingyao was able to tie a leash around Tie Goudan's neck without changing his face, and brushed his phone in a very decent manner, letting Tie Goudan lie sprawled in the grass by the roadside, with his tail still Covering his ass with dignity, he has no thought of taking a walk.

Some aunts in the community saw such a handsome young man as Gu Qingyao, so they wanted to have a chat.

"Young man, are you a cat or a dog?" The aunt guessed that her eyesight was a bit slow, she turned her head back, squinted her eyes and looked carefully, "It seems to be a cat."

Gu Qingyao glanced warily at Teddy who was hiding behind the old lady's feet with his tail between his legs.

Don't think he doesn't know, it's been said on the Internet that a dog like Teddy has no integrity, and is simply the best in the hooligan world!

Don't let it touch the iron dog egg.

"Cat." Gu Qingyao answered simply.

"The cat can't be held like this, you have to hold it, or the cat might throw a temper tantrum with its petty temper."

Gu Qingyao thought that what the aunt said was right, but Tie Goudan didn't cooperate, this rope could barely be regarded as a safe distance, if it was too close, Tie Goudan would be as cowardly as a bear.

"My cat likes this." Gu Qingyao was wronged in his heart, but on the surface he was able to hold on.

After talking for a long time, the aunt finally saw Gu Qingyao's appearance clearly, and she was even more satisfied when she saw the whole body's demeanor.

"My granddaughter also likes cats and dogs very much. Next time I ask her to come down for a walk with the dog, you can also have a good chat."

The aunt's calculation is good. The young man looks young, so he probably won't have a girlfriend.

And my granddaughter is chasing after this celebrity and that idol all day long, maybe those people are not as good-looking as the person in front of me.

Such a young man might be snatched away if he started too late!

Gu Qingyao cast a disgusted glance at Teddy, who had been rubbing against the old lady's feet, and became vigilant in his heart.

"Forget it, Iron Dog doesn't like to communicate with Teddy."

The aunt said in her heart that I didn't let the cat and the dog communicate, it was obviously for you to communicate with my granddaughter!

But Gu Qingyao no longer gave the aunt any time to chatter, he pulled the leash of the iron dog, and basically pulled the iron dog away in a forced posture.

"Is that Teddy under your feet neutered?" Gu Qingyao suddenly turned around and asked.

"Huh?" The old lady didn't quite understand.

"It's in heat, didn't you see it rubbing against it to generate heat?"

Even a person of aunt's age would be choked when he heard Gu Qingyao's straightforward words.

From this point of view, this young man can't be introduced to his granddaughter, or if he quarrels at home all day, maybe he can't quarrel with others, how troublesome is that?

Gu Qingyao felt very satisfied after successfully using his poisonous tongue to repel an old lady who coveted the iron dog's egg.

It wasn't until they were far away from the teddy that Gu Qingyao let go of the tight leash.

Gu Qingyao squatted down, seeing Tie Goudan twisting his neck with disgust on his face, Gu Qingyao gave Tie Goudan a brainbreaker with his finger tiredly.

"Next time you are caught by Teddy, let your father Shen Yizhou come to save you!"

Little heartless.

The cat ran very fast, but under Gu Qingyao's coercion, even if it went downstairs and was in the community, where the iron dog had unlimited freedom, it didn't dare to run around casually.

The speed of one person and one cat was slower than the other, and Shen Yizhou cooked the meal upstairs, with his hungry chest pressed against his belly, but he still didn't wait for Gu Qingyao to come back.

Where is Gu Qingyao?

He was browsing the game forum under the gazebo with his iron dog egg in his arms.

Gu Qingyao, who was finally able to get a cat, was very happy, but the news on the forum was not always so beautiful.

——This year the CBO team is stronger than the IU team, the fact is so, I don’t accept refutation

——I feel that the position of the top player in the country should be replaced by someone else. How many championships KMO has won for the CBO team, no matter how you look at it, he is better than Qiye!

——CBO’s captain Yaoji, as a teammate, he will like him very much, as an opponent, he would like to kill him

——Yes, this person is too insidious!

——What about pork bone soup?Such a fierce machine gunner, can't beat the vanguard to death?

——Take my fat fat away, no matter what.

——As for the CBO team, I still like the sniper Shu Kele of their team the most, the cute young lady is very cute

——Don’t you feel that this post is causing a war?

——Qi Ye injured his hand. In his heyday, no one else could defeat him!

——The era of Qiye has passed, now is the era of KMO, and this year the IU team lost the selection

——Hey, boys, you were not even born in Qiye's time!Who knew who KMO was back then!

——No matter how much you praise Qi Ye, it is an indisputable fact that he did not enter the OPL World Championship this year. I look forward to KMO's performance. If KMO wins, he will be the number one vanguard!

This time I specially went to the IU club to watch the battle between Master Qi and Xuan Lang. Gu Qingyao's love for Master Qi has not faded, and now he sees that the discussion on the forum is that the kid from KMO is trying to usurp the throne?

Is it dead to be a Qiye fan? !

Gu Qingyao immediately entered the stage wearing a shiny leather crown.

【QingY】I don't know if it's because you are blind or because your strength is really not good, is it because your eyesight can't keep up with your brain or your brain can't keep up with your eyesight? The shortcomings of KMO are so obvious, you fans can blindly brag with your eyes closed, I don’t even bother to pierce my face with such a big face, for fear of being smoked!

[QingY] Watching KMO’s past videos, it’s obvious that he’s aggressive. In the team, once targeted, it’s easy to be breached.

[QingY] Now CBO has transferred him to Crown's AOA specifically for him, saying that it is to strengthen the team, but in fact, why do you think others are blind?Isn't it just to suppress his madness?

[QingY] Since you all said that KMO can replace Qiye and become the number one, let's talk about their medical treatment first!Knowing that his strength is not good enough, Qi Ye took a look at the overall situation and pulled down his rhythm several times in order to allow Sang to adjust in time and integrate the whole team into one attack rhythm. Unlike KMO, he directly let him get out of the tactical system!

[QingY] Let KMO be the No. 1 pioneer, so embarrassing that I can pick out a sea view room with my feet!

【QingY】[Tactical Analysis.docx]×15

[QingY] Look, these are the technical shortcomings of the KMO analyzed by those old ashes in the forum, don’t use the fig leaf to apply the barrier cream on the face of your boss, such a big black spot can be seen through the mask Clearly!

——Damn, the previous one was quite angry, but at the end, why do you, a boy, have to be so familiar with girls' cosmetics!

— Worship the Great God!And seeing the appearance of the great god calling someone else's ashes, and it's still an old ashes, you deserve to be Qing Yao hahaha

——It’s still Qing Yao’s ability to hate, the mouth is still poisonous, and it’s still irrefutable, justified

——The smell of brain fans that can't be covered by the screen

——Actually, I also want to say that the distance between KMO and Qiye must be ten uncles.

——Don’t, don’t talk about our Uncle Gan, although LTG has become a habitual fan this year, we still love Uncle Gan

——Hahahaha I just want to laugh when I talk about this. From now on, GEN should not dare to enter the gate of LTG team again

——This Qingyao, can't she be an aloof god honestly?

——After reading the KMO tactical analysis sent by Master Qingyao, it turns out that KMO is still too young

——No, this is not right, what about KMO fans?How come you withered just because one Qingyao came?

——The fans are here, the key is that we don’t want to wither, what Qing Yao said is too reasonable and well-founded

——Even if there are reasons and evidences, what should I do if I really want to flatten him?

[QingY] If you have the ability to come to RHT on the mobile game side, whoever is afraid of you!

【QingY】Room number 56345, anyone who doesn't come is an idiot.

——What the hell is an iron dog?

——Uh, I'm a fan of Qing Yao, so I can explain that Tie Goudan is Qing Yao's cat and was just neutered...

——? ? ?

——This way of scolding people really has a lot of meaning.

As soon as these words came out, the boys who originally planned to save their faces and not admit it, immediately felt the wind in their crotches.

Habitat from City H is also surfing the forum, what he wants to pay attention to is the latest competition.

Even if the IU team did not enter the finals in this year's OPL competition, it is not far from the start of the WPL. Now look at the opponents, and then you will be able to roughly figure out the opponent's routines.

But when entering the forum, the first thing I saw was a post discussing who should belong to the first vanguard.

For this kind of topic, unless Habitat is in a very good mood, he will watch it, otherwise he will basically ignore it.

But just after he refreshed it once, he saw the latest responder on the list, showing a familiar ID.

Qing Y

How can I meet this guy everywhere?

Habitat shook his head with a smile, and clicked on this post as he wished.

Thus, history repeated itself again, and Habitat logged into RHT's PK room following the room number Qing Yao left behind.

Only this time it's a mobile game version.

Gu Qingyao's record has already shown 20 consecutive victories. Because of his fast operation and game awareness, he still has no stagnation after several rounds.

But his opponent has already been beaten by him.

"My God, my God, I admit defeat!" The opponent raised his hands in surrender.

Gu Qingyao was very grand and arrogant, "Okay, since you are truly aware of your mistake, then you can call 'Qi Ye Niu Beer'."

Sitting alone in the rehabilitation room, Habitat couldn't help laughing when he heard Qing Yao's voice that was still full of vitality.

But the person on the stage yelled "Qi Ye Niu Beer" twice, it was too shameful, even Gu Qingyao's teeth were sour when he heard it, after winning the next few games, he didn't ask to call "Qi Ye Niu Beer" anymore .

Instead, people directly type these four words on the public screen.

So in this day's game, many great gods greeted Qi Ye collectively, causing everyone to think that Qi Ye had recovered and was discharged from the hospital.