E-sports god's black powder

In the IU club, after watching Qing Yao's game, everyone looked at JLY in unison.

JLY's eyes lit up, watching Qingyao's operations in the live broadcast room, he wished he could go back and try this style of play immediately!

cool!

Handsome!

Teammate Guagua who can drive away!

He couldn't help but clenched his fist, his heart was full of excitement.

Habitat was sitting in front of the computer, and he didn't need to look back at JLY to get a rough idea of ​​what he was thinking. During the live broadcast, Qing Yao was particularly arrogant in educating her fans.

"Understand? It's useless to understand, let your brains ask if you know your hands!"

Habitat tapped on the keyboard with his clean and refreshing fingers, and his voice was gentle and polite. He asked JLY, "Do you understand?"

The three words "Do you understand?" without beginning or end, was said by the captain with a lot of meaning!

JLY shuddered and nodded again and again, "Understood."

Unexpectedly, Habitat changed the subject and pointed to JLY, "The machine gunner's technique is well connected, you can find Nianyin to try it out."

JLY blinked his eyes, so the captain meant to let him fight or not to let him fight?

Tonight's little anchor seemed to be in high spirits, probably because the fans felt refreshed after playing a round, so he started another round soon.

Seeing that Qingyao was still a machine gunner, Fan Sheng clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention.

"Actually, Qing Yao came from a wild family background. The reason why he can perform moves that professional players can't do is because of his weak sense of teamwork."

Habitat frowned, "Qing Yao's teammates are a little less capable, and the sharp soldiers can't come out. I don't think his choice was a mistake, but because of his decisiveness, he finally ensured the victory of the game."

In fact, what Habitat said was quite nice. In his eyes, Qing Yao's teammate's abilities didn't have the slightest sense of the game.

When encountering such a teammate, instead of trying to tell them how to play, it is more convenient to start directly.

But to do this, it is also a test of the machine gunner's operation, otherwise, if he is not careful, he will send the opponent a head.

"I don't think so. On the contrary, I feel that Qing Yao plays games as she pleases, and has no sense of cooperation at all. In a team, it is not a good thing for one person to be outstanding."

What Fan Sheng said was very correct, but Habitat had contacted Qing Yao before, and after a game, he easily concluded that he should pay attention to teamwork.

But looking at it now, sometimes the strength of a team also requires teammates to have the same ability.

Seeing the single-handed appearance of the little machine gunner in the live broadcast room, Habitat chuckled helplessly. He took it for granted at the beginning.

"Everyone in the IU team has good abilities." Habitat said calmly.

As soon as Habitat finished speaking, the meeting room fell silent. Fan Sheng looked around at the expressions of everyone in the meeting room.

He discussed with Habitat today, and he threw out what he wanted to say today with a red face and a white face.

But now, he hesitated a little.

after all……

Some people go in and some people go out.

Aab spoke surprisingly, "Coach Fan, do you want to recruit Qing Yao into the team?"

Standing beside Liao Wenyan looked up at everyone in the room, then bit his lower lip and lowered his head.

Seeing this, Sang wanted to comfort him.

But thinking of the current team's results, reason made him shut up.

A needle drop could be heard in the entire conference room, and at this moment, a slightly contemptuous laughter came from the computer.

"Team IU is playing games with their butts this season? Heh~" Qing Yao sneered, "They beat your butts better than you."

I don't know why, everyone in the IU team's conference room felt inexplicably tight when they heard this sentence, which was obviously a compliment to them.

What exactly did the fans in Qingyao's live broadcast room post? ! ! ! !

The curious Sang stretched out his claws, and opened the bullet screen of the snail net under Habitat's default.

In an instant, all kinds of demons and ghosts came.

——Hehe, how does Qing Yao know how the IU team's butt is?

——Pro players often sit on gaming chairs, if they have hemorrhoids, can they still play better than us?

——Have the ability to let the people of the IU team fight us with their butts!

Why is this group of people obsessed with their asses?

too frightening.

Sang stretched out his paw again, and silently closed the barrage.

The barrage was cleared, and everyone's hearts relaxed.

Fan Sheng coughed dryly, and looked at everyone's buttocks with some unease, "Leader Chu must pay attention to this, and don't let fans have any strange associations when they see our team members in the future."

Seeing Fan Sheng's gaze, Sang immediately crossed his hands vigilantly to cover his chest, "Old Fan, where are you looking?"

……

……

After the live broadcast was over, it was already four o'clock in the night, Gu Qingyao stood up and stretched.

The little baby downstairs was snoring cutely, Gu Qingyao touched the corner of his mouth subconsciously, it was okay, it was still dry.

But he was ready to go to the refrigerator and cook a portion of the dumplings that Shen Yizhou had prepared for him before he left.

Before taking two steps, the sleeping baby suddenly let out a loud fart!

Gu Qingyao subconsciously covered his nose with his hand.

Soon, the familiar crying of a baby came straight to his head, and Gu Qingyao felt that the sound was torture.

But it seemed that the mother downstairs didn't think so, and the young mother actually laughed.

"Looks like I need to change the baby's diaper..."

When the child was just born, the male voice downstairs appeared only once, but since then it has been the mother alone with the child.

Gu Qingyao rolled his eyes, if he farts, he needs to change his diaper?

It seems that the fart just now has some private goods mixed in.

During the renovation, Gu Qingyao thought of this situation, and agreed with the person in charge of the decoration team to add sound insulation cotton in the middle of the floor, but now it seems that the effect is not very good.

The little bat was hanging upside down on the shelf Shen Yizhou specially made for it on the dining table, holding a sausage in his hand, eating with relish.

Seeing the master's stinky face, it hesitated for a moment, then reluctantly passed the paw holding the sausage forward.

"Squeak~"

Gu Qingyao waved his hand, "Eat by yourself."

The little bat flapped its wings happily, then continued to chew on the sausage.

Walking into the kitchen, Gu Qingyao opened the refrigerator and took a look. The lower two floors were full of wrapped dumplings, and the outer box was still stuck with a label paper, on which the filling was marked with a marker.

Gu Qingyao stretched out his finger, picked up one of the packets with "celery meat" written on it, and turned around to ask the little bat that followed.

"Can you cook dumplings?"

As a little bat no bigger than a human palm, where has he ever done such a job in his life?

The little bat released its hind paws from the handle of the drawer, spread its wings and glided out of the kitchen, finding a mirror and melting into it.

Little bat doesn't know how to wish dumplings?

This is difficult.

As a vampire who couldn't eat human beings before, now he can eat and has roommates serving and cooking.

Can things like gas stoves really work?

……

The printed cooking steps flew around Gu Qingyao. He took the pot and walked to the faucet. The faucet was turned on as if being manipulated by an invisible hand, and gurgling water flowed into the pot.

No, you can't use the water from the tap, but where is the pure water?

Gu Qingyao let go of his hand, and the pot flew back to the pot rack. Gu Qingyao looked around the inside of the kitchen and found something called a water purifier.

"Press the 'clean water' button to automatically discharge water?"

Gu Qingyao stretched out his finger, and tentatively pressed the "clean water" on the water purifier.

After a while, the small thin pipe connected under the water purifier began to flow out water in a particularly stingy manner.

Gu Qingyao picked up the pipe and took a look at it. Such a small flow of water can be used to fill a pot, so why not take it to the year of the monkey?

So he threw the water pipe aside in disgust.

Gu Qingyao walked to the living room while thinking, and his eyes lit up when he saw the bottled water on the water dispenser.

Scratching his chin, Gu Qingyao recalled how Shen Yizhou cooked in his mind, but he didn't seem to have paid much attention to it before. He tilted his head and glanced at the bottled water.

The water dispenser, which was untouched, suddenly seemed to be shaken by someone, and then with a click, the bottled water was pulled up from the connection of the water dispenser.

Gu Qingyao smiled with satisfaction.

Turning around and returning to the kitchen, the bottled water stopped obediently at Gu Qingyao's feet as if recognizing the way.

Take the pot off the pot stand again, the bucket of water flies steadily into the air, and the clean water inside pours down!

It's like an edited horror scene in a mystery movie, and among the objects flying all over the sky, there is only one person standing with a smile on his face.

The flame in the gas stove ignited suddenly, the pot fell on it and started to heat up, and the bottled water flew back automatically.

Gu Qingyao took a pack of celery meat dumplings, took off the printing paper from his side, took a look and let go, the printing paper was suspended in the air again.

"Add dumplings after the water boils..." Gu Qingyao expressed dissatisfaction, wrote in such detail, do you think he is an idiot?

A long time ago, he still lived by himself, but there was no so-called gas stove at that time, and he would eat some wild game when he was hungry.

In the end, how did he become a culinary idiot now?

Gu Qingyao couldn't understand it.

Thinking this way, Gu Qingyao poked a small stick on the small iron block that was covered by steam in circles on the top of the pot lid. At this moment, a gust of hot water suddenly shot out from under the small iron block!

Gu Qingyao appeared in the kitchen in a frightened moment!

After being in shock for a long time, Gu Qingyao called out the little bat abruptly, and held it in his palm to embolden himself.

"What happened just now?!"

"Squeak!"

Poor little bat didn't know what it was, but the pot was still whistling.

With a bitter face, Gu Qingyao took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of his relatives and roommates.

After being busy for a long time, Gu Qingyao lowered his head aggrievedly. The roommate did not know which deep mountain and old forest he was cultivating, and there was no signal at all!

Just when he was at a loss, Sang's phone call came.

"Hello!!" Gu Qingyao's greeting voice was pleasantly surprised!

"Uh..." Sang was confused by Qing Yao's enthusiasm, "What's wrong?"

As soon as Sang finished speaking, the pot in the kitchen exploded!

Qing Yao threw the little bat into the kitchen with a single projection. The little bat squeaked, and its body turned into an illusion. Little Black Dou's eyes flashed, and a pair of fangs bared out!

Sang was also taken aback, and quickly asked what happened on the phone.

Gu Qingyao saw the miserable situation in the kitchen through Xiaomao's eyes. He didn't know what kind of strange force it was, but it actually blew up the lid of the pot and embedded it on the ceiling.

Gu Qingyao moved his fingers slightly, and the switch of the gas stove was turned off.

At the same time, the baby downstairs who was already sleeping soundly cried out.

Gu Qingyao lowered his head aggrievedly, he just wanted to eat a dumpling, what about it?