E-sports god's black powder

Get up at night, just to prepare for the live broadcast.

However, Gu Qingyao was always dodgy, and he was able to persist until now, probably because of his excellent skills.

However, the rest of the fans are basically no different from black fans, hoping that he will lose in the game all day long. Once he loses a game, the fans will be as happy as the New Year.

Celebrating with the crown.

This time was the same, half an hour had passed since the live broadcast time, and Qing Yao hadn't come to the live broadcast yet, fans were chatting and spanking in the live broadcast room boredly, betting on whether Qing Yao had diarrhea or underwent sex reassignment surgery.

The fans guessed correctly this time, Gu Qingyao did have diarrhea.

With guilt on his face, Shen Yizhou anxiously waited outside the bathroom with five rolls of toilet paper in his arms.

The crackling sound inside was like setting off firecrackers, occasionally mixed with a moan due to exertion.

"How about we go to the hospital?" Shen Yizhou became more and more worried as he heard it, and couldn't help knocking on the door, "I brought five more rolls of paper, do you think it's enough?"

The remaining pork rib soup was placed on the table, and Shen Yizhou thought about it. Could it be that the ribs are broken, or the seasoning has expired?

Even if I have doubts in my heart, I can't drink the leftover rib soup.

On the squatting pit inside, Gu Qingyao's fingertips were pale, and he leaned against the back cover of the toilet with a look of lovelessness.

However, Shen Yizhou was still babbling outside the bathroom!

And he was like setting off firecrackers inside, he couldn't help it, he lost his face and face.

He was afraid that when this roommate met him in the future, the first impression he would recall would be that he smelled like shit...

"You! Can you, stay away from the toilet door! Stay away!!!!" Gu Qingyao gritted his teeth.

Shen Yizhou's straight steel didn't notice the poor self-esteem of his roommate at all, and he wholeheartedly wanted to ask his roommate to go to the hospital for examination.

"I'll take a taxi now, the nearest hospital will be there soon..."

Shen Yizhou was still standing outside the door, Gu Qingyao rolled his eyes.

to the hospital?

It's almost the same when I went to the hospital and was sliced ​​up as a specimen for research!

It's all because he couldn't help his mouth. He knew that he couldn't eat those cooked foods, but he still couldn't control his mouth because of his appetite.

When Gu Qingyao came out, his hair was written with weakness.

Shen Yizhou felt even more guilty, he was still holding the toilet paper in his arms, it was difficult for him to free up his hands to help Gu Qingyao.

"How are you feeling?"

As he said that, Shen Yizhou always felt that something was missing. At this moment, the collapsed Gu Qingyao lay on his body weakly, like a hypochondriac.

Shen Yizhou was caught off guard, Duangduangduang took three steps back and almost entered the bathroom.

Um?Seems like something is missing?

Shen Yizhou sniffed left and sniffed right, and then he asked, "Why is there no smell in the bathroom?"

In exchange for Gu Qingyao's faint look, "What do you think you will smell?"

Shen Yizhou, who had a strong desire to survive, immediately changed the subject, "Do you want to ask your fans for leave first? Let's go to the hospital now..."

Then Shen Yizhou continued to babble, "I see that you always lose weight, causing your stomach to be too weak, so you can't stand it after drinking pork rib soup with some problems..."

"Next time, I'll make you some lighter porridge, and don't lose weight for the sake of beauty..."

"And your schedule, you should also change it. Evening is the best time for kidney detoxification. If you don't sleep at night and get up in the morning, what can you do if the virus in your body can't be excreted..."

"Don't always sit in front of the computer all day long, get up and move around..."

"The next time you want to eat something, tell me in advance, and I will bring it back when I get off work..."

"It's better to order less takeaways. The takeaways are not clean. I can't watch you when you eat at night. How about I make some snacks and put them in the refrigerator, so you can eat them when you're hungry..."

While speaking, Shen Yizhou supported Gu Qingyao to put the toilet paper on the sink with difficulty, and then helped him to sit on the sofa.

Along the way, Shen Yizhou's mouth didn't even stop.

Gu Qingyao lowered his head, even his small fan-like eyelashes were drooping, he looked a little pitiful, he kept listening, but this time he didn't dislike Shen Yizhou as annoying.

"I still want to drink rib soup..."

Seeing Gu Qingyao's pitiful appearance, Shen Yizhou's heart softened.

"I will go to the supermarket to buy tomorrow, and I will definitely buy the freshest ribs!"

As soon as Shen Yizhou's words fell, a limp arm wrapped around his neck, Gu Qingyao shrugged his nose in Shen Yizhou's neck, deeply moved by this precious roommate.

"Don't forget to order some duck blood vermicelli soup..."

Finally settled him in the bedroom, Shen Yizhou looked at the pork rib soup on the table, feeling a little pity in his heart, just when he picked up the casserole and was about to pour the soup...

Why is the rib soup less than half? ! ! !

In the bedroom, Gu Qingyao, who had succeeded in stealing a drink, was rolling on the bed clutching his stomach. He barely opened his eyes, and saw Shen Yizhou standing in front of the bed like a door god, shrunk his neck guiltily.

"Anyway, I already have diarrhea, so I'll just drink as much as I can..."

Gu Qingyao's pitiful and innocent little pitiful appearance does not make people feel angry at all. Foodies' obsession with eating is really more important than their lives.

"I'll get you some stomach medicine first. If you feel uncomfortable after taking it, you must call me." In the end, Shen Yizhou could only say this, "Don't broadcast live tonight, wait until you have a rest, and your fans will definitely I understand you too."

Will fans understand Qing Yao?

nonexistent.

Now the fans are bustling in the live broadcast room. They have changed from the anchor undergoing sex reassignment surgery to the anchor who failed the sex reassignment operation. One by one, they have big brain holes.

Qing Yao is almost going to go online in anger.

——Hey, Qing Yao, are you here?

——Quick, quick, Qing Yao spoke, let us listen to your beautiful and refined female voice.

——Qing Yao came to arrange a round

Gu Qingyao struggled to get up, the reason why he wanted to go online even with a breath of support was to hate this group of fans!

The masters and fans in this live broadcast room are simply endless, and it is not good if they do not greet each other every day.

"You check in on time in the live broadcast room every day. You look like a single dog. Let me tell you, a single dog has no future. Hey~ a group of people who don't have a nightlife~"

--puff!

——As soon as the anchor opened his mouth, I received a critical hit of [-] points!

——You are ruthless!

——It’s like you’re not single.

——Qing Yao, your gift is gone.

Sure enough, the fans were happy for a while, and the crematorium afterwards.

Looking at the live broadcast room as if it was blown up, the bullet screens sent by the fans were so dense that they could not even see the desktop.

Qing Yao is very satisfied.

"Don't think that I can't see the bullet screens you posted above, I can proudly tell you that even if I have undergone sex reassignment surgery, I will definitely be the most beautiful boy among the transgender people!"

——I can't stand this shame, you come later.

——Why do I feel that Qing Yao's voice is a little weak, is it because the nightlife is too rich?

- Kidney deficiency!

——You in front are more ruthless.