E-sports god's black powder

The live broadcast of the game has already progressed to the next team, and Gu Qingyao restarted the game.

Shen Yizhou's bedroom was very lively, and the chickens were flying like dogs.

"Meow!"

"Squeak!"

"Meow meow meow!!!"

"Squeak!!!!"

The little bat flew up and down, sometimes staying on the cat's head for a kick, and then spread its wings to glide.

The cat reacted quickly, whenever the little bat flew past, it immediately jumped up and wanted to throw the little bat down from the air!

At this time, the lively sound in the room actually made Gu Qingyao, who likes to be quiet, very happy.

The hand holding the mobile phone hangs lazily from the sofa, propping up one leg, propping his forehead with one hand, and lazily glances at the door of Shen Yizhou's bedroom.

The door that had been accidentally closed by the cat slowly opened by itself, and only then did he turn his gaze back.

The remote control on the table seemed to be controlled by an invisible hand, pointed at the set-top box and pressed the volume down button.

A feather from the pillow core floated leisurely out of Shen Yizhou's bedroom, and Gu Qingyao, who was playing with his mobile phone, snapped his fingers.

He reflected for a moment, and felt that it was better not to restrict the cat's nature too much.

In the next second, he opened the online shopping software and placed several orders in a row, even the mattress was the most expensive one he was looking for.

With a little tap of the finger, the order of 267560 yuan carbon atom energy cotton mattress was successful, and it was still buy one get five free, and free five pillows!

After placing the order, Gu Qingyao looked at the mattress on the order page, feeling itchy in his heart.

But what if his mattress is still new?

The little bat flew out of Shen Yizhou's bedroom and headed straight for Gu Qingyao's bedroom!

The cat meowed, imitating the cry of a tiger, and jumped out of Shen Yizhou's bedroom in the next moment, jumped a few times, and boldly entered Gu Qingyao's bedroom!

Then, clumps of goose feathers floated out of Gu Qingyao's bedroom.

Gu Qingyao smiled, happily entered the shopping page and tapped!

——Did Qing Yao forget that she was still live broadcasting?

—— Forgot undoubtedly ==

——Damn, let me see the address and name, why is it an asterisk******

——Damn it, I bought two mattresses and paid me a down payment for one set!

——Look, he bought a cabinet again!

——Could it be that Qing Yao has moved?

– just me wondering, why do you have to buy two mattresses?

——Wow, this chandelier is so beautiful, is the pendant below crystal?

- Fuck, can't afford it

——Is this a beanbag?This style is good, I want to buy it too.

——Businessmen, make money!

——emmmmm, I also suspect that Qing Yao doesn't remember that she is live broadcasting.

——Ah, so this is how the housing manager communicated with Qing Yao?

——The little white rabbit is so cute.

[Little White Rabbit] Qing Yao, you are live broadcasting now, please pay attention to the screen of your mobile phone, it will be seen by everyone

【Qing Yao】? ? ?

[Qing Yao] What kind of ghostly tone are you talking about?

[Little White Rabbit]... Get out, hurry up and come back to the live broadcast honestly!

--Ha ha ha ha

——It turns out that this is the daily painting style of Little White Rabbit

——I love it, love it, I like the curmudgeon who is grumpy and cute.

——So you are such a little white rabbit.

Gu Qingyao reluctantly withdrew from the shopping interface. Looking at the goose feathers all over the room, he suddenly felt guilty.

Want to find a housekeeper?

Looking at the mobile phone that is broadcasting live.

……

With one hand on his hip, Gu Qingyao held the broom in his hand and beat it to the ground. The screen of the phone stayed on the matching page of RHT.

——Why not dot match?

——Perhaps Qing Yao is about to give birth?

—Boys and girls?

——Shouldn’t you ask whose cub you’re pregnant with?

——Let him mess around in the live broadcast room, something has happened now, and he doesn't even know who his father is.

—— It's time for Qing Yao to start a family and start a career.

——Okay, since you have seen through, I will admit it, I am Qing Yao's husband

——Fuck off in front!

When Gu Qingyao stood at the door, the cat who was in Gu Qingyao's house went to Jiewa, his whole body froze, and his tail straightened instantly!

"Meow?"

Gu Qingyao smiled, the broom was used as a walking stick by him, and the finger on the broom pointed outward...

The cat is about to go out with its tail between its legs.

"Wait!" The cat couldn't understand Gu Qingyao's words, but when he stood in the middle, the cat that had been terrified immediately screamed.

Gu Qingyao took out his phone...

Oh, the mobile phone is broadcasting live in the crack of the sofa.

So now I can't ask Shen Yizhou whether he bought himself a cat or a dog.

Why does this cat like to walk with its tail between its legs?

Gu Qingyao looked at the tail caught in the butt by the cat for a while, then suddenly waved the broom and shouted!

"Iron dog! Take the move!!!"

Then, under Mao'er's shocked gaze, Gu Qingyao flew into the bedroom like a whirlwind!

Why can the big devil with two legs fly?

At this time, the cat didn't know that at a certain moment just now, its master, the Great Demon King, arbitrarily gave it an easy-to-remember name.

Iron dog.

—Wait, did you hear anything just now?

——Iron dog?

——Could it be that Qing Yao has a dog?

——Garbage anchor, there is no doubt that it took a long time, and it has been reported!

——Those who didn’t report dropped JJ

——Forget it, there is no place to scold Qingyao after reporting it, so I'd better take it easy.

Gu Qingyao danced the broom vigorously, and the goose feathers that had already fallen on the ground were blown up by the wind that he brought up again!

So Gu Qingyao moved left and right, always dodging when the goose feather was about to fall on him!

It's that simple to have fun with Suffocated Vampires.

Until Shen Yizhou came back from get out of class.

"Ahhh!!!"

Just as Shen Yizhou opened the door with the key, a piece of goose feather landed on his nose, and an earth-shattering sneeze woke Gu Qingyao up instantly.

——? ? ?

——I seem to have listened to a carnival of a person.

——Qing Yao’s roommate is back hahahaha

——I don’t know why, I suddenly feel a little gloating

Bored fans squatted in the live broadcast room for three hours!Even though Gu Qingyao's voice could only be heard occasionally, it was still a joy to interact with the anchor in the air.

They are simply a group of walking tool people!

Gu Qingyao rubbed his nose, put the waving broom behind him, and the cat also had its tail between its tails, the two of them looked at each other...

Tentatively poking his head out, Gu Qingyao smiled, "Good afternoon, Xiao Zhouzhou~"

"What happened at home?" At this time, Shen Yizhou hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem.

Putting on his slippers, when Shen Yizhou walked to his bedroom, he smiled and greeted the bat squatting on Gu Qingyao's head.

"The little bat is back?"

"Squeak."

Shen Yizhou's good mood came to an abrupt end after he opened the bedroom door!

Goose feathers all over the place!

The cat food was also overturned, and it was scattered everywhere. On the off-white wallpaper, there were many cat paws dotted around.

Shen Yizhou took a deep breath, closed the door of his bedroom again, bowed his head and said silently three times, then pushed it open again!

Goose feathers all over the place!

Well, he thought, he needs some explanation.

"Is this made by a kitten?"

Gu Qingyao thought that this pot could not be carried by a kitten, so he pointed to the little bat that was pretending to be dead on top of his head.

"And it."

What else can I say?

Shen Yizhou almost laughed out of anger, especially when he saw that Gu Qingyao's room was even messier than his own.

"I want to know, what do you do at home when you don't sleep during the day?"

Gu Qingyao lowered his head, even the ends of his hair were hanging down pitifully, "Watching games, playing games, live broadcasting..."

—he lied!

——Reporting to roommates, the 288 million people in the live broadcast room can prove that Qing Yao played all afternoon!

——and Qing Yao's giggling laughter, which sounded like a chirping all afternoon!

—He must be doing something bad!

——Come on, roommate, we support you, let Qing Yao know why the flowers are so popular

— Kneeling on the washboard!

——Durian arrangement!

Gu Qingyao took a step outside, hooking his hand on the handle of his bedroom door, trying to cover up the evidence.

God knows, at first he took the broom to clean.

Before Shen Yizhou came back, he cleaned up the mess made by the cat.

Then the one who delivered the mattress came to install the mattress...

? ? ? ?

Where's his mattress?

Why haven't you come yet?

Gu Qingyao threw himself on the sofa, hooked out his long-forgotten mobile phone from the crack of the sofa, and opened the live broadcast page. When the fans realized that something was wrong, he had quickly closed the live broadcast room.

—MMP!

——Waiting all afternoon, I just wanted to watch a high court, but you pinched me?

Shen Yizhou supported the broom that Gu Qingyao had thrown around, and looked left and right in the living room.

Compared with the bedroom, the living room is considered clean. If a mattress is laid on the floor, two people should be able to make do for one night.

Shen Yizhou planned to clean up an empty space in the living room first.

And Gu Qingyao was sitting cross-legged on the sofa with his mobile phone. His clothes after playing all afternoon were already crumpled, and the collar hadn't been torn off yet. At this moment, Gu Qingyao, who was fully absorbed in it, didn't care about the exposed collarbone.

He frowned and communicated with the merchant.

"Sorry, we called you before, but no one answered. Now there is only one mattress you ordered in our warehouse. We will process it as soon as possible. I am deeply sorry for the inconvenience we have caused you."

Shen Yizhou took out the mobile phone charger from his bedroom, and charged the mobile phone under the TV cabinet...

Gu Qingyao looked at Shen Yizhou's eyes with tears of grievance.

"Xiao Zhouzhou, our mattress can't come..."

As he said, he turned over the phone and let Shen Yizhou see it by himself.

"You still bought a mattress?" The rest of the words fell silent after Shen Yizhou saw the long string of numbers.

Pausing for a moment, Shen Yizhou counted silently three times in his heart, and after confirming that he did not miscount the 6 digits, he sat next to Gu Qingyao.

"Qingyao, return the mattress."

Gu Qingyao, "????"

"I know you have money, but you are still young, and you haven't bought a house yet. Live broadcasting is not considered a stable job. If your fans don't support you in the future, how can you guarantee your source of income? Don't spend If you spend a lot of money, save some money and use it later when you get married."

Gu Qingyao looked at Shen Yizhou with his head tilted, and after confirming the seriousness in Shen Yizhou's eyes, he hugged his phone and laughed out loud.

"Young man, you don't know anything about your roommate!"

He has saved money for tens of thousands of years. The ceramics he bought casually before are now antiques. He can sell a few pieces at will, which is enough for ordinary people to eat and wear for a lifetime!

Besides, live broadcasting is just his short-term hobby, and what he really makes money is various investments.

How much property can a ghost that has lived for tens of thousands of years have?

And now, Shen Yizhou actually asked him to save money to marry a wife?

"Okay, Xiao Zhouzhou, in order to save money, let's go to a hotel tonight!"

As he said that, Gu Qingyao hugged his cat, not even caring about the bat, and wanted to go out wearing crumpled clothes that exposed his shoulders.

Shen Yizhou was dumbfounded, did his roommate understand?