E-sports god's black powder
Chapter 110
Gu Qingyao didn't want to press pause for the following episodes, and even when he was watching, he even added a membership to the video site in order to be able to fast forward.
The double-speed ghost animal looks instantly cool.
It is estimated that there is still a little princess living in the heart of the male protagonist, so when the female protagonist met him, he asked the female protagonist to compensate him for the loss of touching his flesh.
Gu Qingyao's thin lips parted slightly, and he uttered two cold words, "Sue him!"
The heroine has no money, so she agrees to work for the hero to make up for the loss of the hero.
Gu Qingyao: ...
——hahahahahaha
——Qing Yao just said 'sue him', right?This brain circuit is destined not to act in an idol drama!
——My mother, this speed is really cool to me!
——I just want to ask, why such a mentally handicapped plot has passed the trial!
——Is the police just a show?Idol dramas can't be so legally blind, can they?
——My mother, sell your life!Is it legally binding?
——The law examinee said he wanted to beat them up.
——I think Qing Yao should really want to say mmp at this time
——Does the hero have no money to hire housekeepers to clean?You have to use such a poor reason to sign a free laborer.
Gu Qingyao had already covered his eyes with one hand, only watched the hero and heroine shouting hoarsely at each other between his fingers, and just when he thought the two could finally break up, he slapped his face instantly.
The two kissed! !
This kiss can be described as earth-shattering, even the BGM was changed to a romantic and lyrical one, and after the kiss, they didn't even quarrel!
This time Gu Qingyao couldn't bear it anymore, he pressed pause, he thought he had to slow down.
As a result, he opened his mouth a few times, and Gu Qingyao found that he couldn't even find where to complain about this magical plot.
How did you kiss me?
Are you arguing?
And when the quarrel was so intense, how did the lips meet so precisely?And how did he not break his lips when he accelerated and approached?
Could it be that when they were about to approach, in order not to break their lips, they first pulled out their teeth?
In order to confirm his guess, Gu Qingyao went back and watched the plot again...
It is impossible to smooth out the logic of the plot, the former is nothing, and the latter will challenge Gu Qingyao's understanding of human society.
In order to compensate the male lead for the so-called sex loss, the heroine quit her job at the hotel!
No, where's your mother?
Your mother is still lying in the hospital!
You actually quit your job and went to the male lead's house as a free nanny?
You still have an old mother lying in the ward! ! ! !
Sure enough, Gu Qingyao saw a critical illness notice for the hostess' mother in the hospital.
Now Gu Qingyao felt comfortable, so it was in line with the basic logic.
"Although there are some places that people can't understand," Gu Qingyao glanced at the barrage and looked away, "but the logic of the heroine's mother being so neglected by the heroine and being issued a critical illness notice makes sense."
--Pass?My hemorrhoids for decades are not smoother than it!
——The heroine's mother is a tool person, who exists only to promote the plot.
——I already guessed the plot behind it.
The heroine took a taxi to the hospital and broke down crying, because her mother needed a transfusion of a rare blood type, and it happened that there was no blood in the bank. The doctor said that this blood type is rarely encountered in this world.
At this time, the hero came on stage, and when he heard the blood type of the heroine's mother, his eyes lit up!
Hey, I know this blood type!
So he pinched the heroine's chin, and stared at the heroine's beautiful but stubborn face with indifferent eyes. Deep in his eyes was the so-called affection that he didn't realize.
I'm afraid this male lead is not a fool, is he?
"Is he afraid of being drawn blood, so his eyes are straight?" Gu Qingyao didn't understand the hero's affectionate expression.
——The actor's performance is worrying.
——This is the look in the eyes that is about to confess affectionately.
The male protagonist said with his "stiff" eyes, "I can give your mother a blood transfusion! But you can only see me as a man in this life!"
Gu Qingyao: Pfft!
"When did they fall in love?" Why did Gu Qingyao feel like he missed an important plot even though he was watching all the time?
How long have you known each other?
And let the heroine only see him as a man?
And the logic doesn't make sense!If you can only see him as a man, what will the heroine do when she is walking on the street?
Do you want to look up at the sky and walk with your nostrils facing people?
Finally, the hostess' mother's condition stabilized, but the hostess had no money to operate on her mother.
Seeing this, Gu Qingyao was finally relieved.
"According to the character design of the heroine, I can finally leave the heroine and go to work by myself."
——Qing Yao is still too naive
——I have already seen Qing Yao's stupefied appearance
——The slap in the face will come in a second!
In the next second, the heroine humiliated and stubbornly signed a contract of selling herself, just to get money from the hero to save her mother.
Gu Qingyao: Pupu!
What a plot...
What was the screenwriter thinking when writing this plot?
"Isn't the male lead chasing his dream? What about his dream? Didn't he run away from home to realize his dream?" Gu Qingyao felt irritable for the first time, and it was because of an idol drama, "And I remember the first episode He didn't like his father when he was born, right? And now he still spends his father's wallet to raise women?"
Seeing this, Gu Qingyao couldn't stand it anymore, he minimized the window, and moved the mouse to "×".
As a result, fans asked to watch it a little longer.
——Just now, let me see the plot behind it!
——Ah, don't turn it off, let me see!
——I want to hear Qing Yao rant, idol dramas are so delicious!
Gu Qingyao was not used to these little goblins, so he turned off the video indifferently.
Get out of the idol drama, I don't love you anymore!
The actors are not embarrassed to act, he is embarrassed to death for them.
There were no idol dramas to watch, and the fans sighed there. Some fans said they wanted to search and watch it, but they returned to the live broadcast room within 3 minutes.
——Sure enough, I still can’t stand the plot by myself
——Does Qing Yao play games?
——Human reproduction is inseparable from idol dramas
——I'm curious, why can these shameless idol dramas pass the trial?
——It was taken for students to see, so many clicks, it is estimated that the students posted it.
—Fart, we elementary school students don’t watch this kind of plot anymore.
"Primary school student?" Gu Qingyao saw this without seeing anything else. He pulled out the fan's profile, "You are a primary school student who secretly surfs the Internet without doing your homework. Are you proud?"
As a result, the registered age of this fan was written as 103 years old, and he had no way of judging whether this age was true or false.
Based on the principle that he would rather kill the wrong than let it go, Gu Qingyao kicked the fans out of the live broadcast room very recklessly.
And this little fan who was kicked out, what he said last second is still floating on the barrage.
——Ah, ah, Qingyao, I just said hello, don't kick me when I'm an adult! ! !
Since it was not yet the usual time for the broadcast, Gu Qingyao played another round of the game live.
In the IU club, the usual training time has arrived.
Aab is sitting on the gaming chair, skillfully doing the gun training.
Sang took advantage of the fact that the captain had no time to take care of them during the live broadcast, so he went to the second team to watch the qualifying match of the youth academy together.
"In our youth training camp, there are actually quite a few good seedlings who are leading soldiers."
All major teams have the same problem. For example, the star player GEN of the Crown team is the number one nanny in the league, so in the youth training camp of the Crown team, there are more youth trainees from the nanny.
CBO's Shu Kele is the only female player in the league, so CBO is the place where professional players envy and hate the most, because the ratio of male to female among their youth trainees is actually 1:1.
Like the IU team, even if Habitat retires, his reputation is what all young e-sports players yearn for, so the top players in the IU youth training camp also appear together.
Nianyin was listening. He just came out of the youth training camp and naturally agreed with these words.
"Everyone's skills are very good. I usually watch the captain's video during training. I later learned that the captain is really good, but his style of play may not be suitable for everyone."
Sang nodded when he heard the words, "Indeed, the captain has a very strong view of the big picture. Sometimes you see him rushing hard, but in fact the whole map is already in his mind, that's the word - meticulous!"
JLY, who was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, held his head in his hands, he yawned, and had some different opinions on this.
"Look more at the playing style of the masters. After all, it is all the experience summed up in the game, and there is nothing wrong with the students in the youth training camp."
Sang stood up and jumped up, grabbed JLY's neck with his arm, and JLY rolled his eyes wildly, "Who said it's wrong to watch the captain's video? Did you fall asleep and purposely fight with me!"
The person who was shaken was about to vomit, JLY was completely sleepy now, he stretched out his hand and scratched Sang's armpit, "Relax, or the captain is here!"
Sang escaped with a smile, and they changed the subject again during the fight.
Milkshake came in with his clothes on, and sat next to Aab. Seeing that he didn't participate in the topic of his companions, he practiced seriously by himself.
Among other things, Aab, Milkshake appreciates this earnestness in training.
"It's not time for training yet, what are you working so hard for?"
Aab didn't wear earphones, so he heard Milkshake's words, and Aab reluctantly opened his mouth when he heard that he would save the latest training records.
"The captain just broadcasted live, and he has ranked with Qing Yao."
Milkshake was still thinking about the meaning of Aab's words, and Sang leaned over.
"Why did Qing Yao rank with the captain? Did they meet or did they make an appointment?"
Aab talked about the situation at that time, and then said: "It should be the first live broadcast platform for the captain."
When Qing Yao was playing the sniper, his gun was very steady, and he had a good grasp of the rhythm of shooting. He wanted to watch it up close a few times.
But this little wish has not come true until now.
Aab felt a little disappointed in his heart.
Hearing Babao's retelling, Sang rubbed his chin and couldn't help thinking about the future.
"If Qing Yao joins our team, you won't have to worry about this year's OPL, right?"
As soon as Sang finished speaking, Milkshake let out a low cough.
Sang hurriedly turned his head to look at Nianyin, seeing that Nianyin was also looking at him, his expression was a little dark at this moment, and Sang immediately felt embarrassed.
"I'm sorry Nianyin, I didn't mean that your skills are not good, but that..." The more you explain, the more mistakes you make, Sang simply said, "Don't worry, Qing Yao won't join the team."
"Actually, I have watched Qing Yao's live broadcast a few times," Nianyin smiled dryly, "Since he is so skilled, why doesn't he play professional games?"
"Everyone has their own aspirations," Habitat walked in with a training plan, and when he heard Nianyin's question, he replied with a smile, "Okay, stop chatting, and I'll send you your training plan."
The double-speed ghost animal looks instantly cool.
It is estimated that there is still a little princess living in the heart of the male protagonist, so when the female protagonist met him, he asked the female protagonist to compensate him for the loss of touching his flesh.
Gu Qingyao's thin lips parted slightly, and he uttered two cold words, "Sue him!"
The heroine has no money, so she agrees to work for the hero to make up for the loss of the hero.
Gu Qingyao: ...
——hahahahahaha
——Qing Yao just said 'sue him', right?This brain circuit is destined not to act in an idol drama!
——My mother, this speed is really cool to me!
——I just want to ask, why such a mentally handicapped plot has passed the trial!
——Is the police just a show?Idol dramas can't be so legally blind, can they?
——My mother, sell your life!Is it legally binding?
——The law examinee said he wanted to beat them up.
——I think Qing Yao should really want to say mmp at this time
——Does the hero have no money to hire housekeepers to clean?You have to use such a poor reason to sign a free laborer.
Gu Qingyao had already covered his eyes with one hand, only watched the hero and heroine shouting hoarsely at each other between his fingers, and just when he thought the two could finally break up, he slapped his face instantly.
The two kissed! !
This kiss can be described as earth-shattering, even the BGM was changed to a romantic and lyrical one, and after the kiss, they didn't even quarrel!
This time Gu Qingyao couldn't bear it anymore, he pressed pause, he thought he had to slow down.
As a result, he opened his mouth a few times, and Gu Qingyao found that he couldn't even find where to complain about this magical plot.
How did you kiss me?
Are you arguing?
And when the quarrel was so intense, how did the lips meet so precisely?And how did he not break his lips when he accelerated and approached?
Could it be that when they were about to approach, in order not to break their lips, they first pulled out their teeth?
In order to confirm his guess, Gu Qingyao went back and watched the plot again...
It is impossible to smooth out the logic of the plot, the former is nothing, and the latter will challenge Gu Qingyao's understanding of human society.
In order to compensate the male lead for the so-called sex loss, the heroine quit her job at the hotel!
No, where's your mother?
Your mother is still lying in the hospital!
You actually quit your job and went to the male lead's house as a free nanny?
You still have an old mother lying in the ward! ! ! !
Sure enough, Gu Qingyao saw a critical illness notice for the hostess' mother in the hospital.
Now Gu Qingyao felt comfortable, so it was in line with the basic logic.
"Although there are some places that people can't understand," Gu Qingyao glanced at the barrage and looked away, "but the logic of the heroine's mother being so neglected by the heroine and being issued a critical illness notice makes sense."
--Pass?My hemorrhoids for decades are not smoother than it!
——The heroine's mother is a tool person, who exists only to promote the plot.
——I already guessed the plot behind it.
The heroine took a taxi to the hospital and broke down crying, because her mother needed a transfusion of a rare blood type, and it happened that there was no blood in the bank. The doctor said that this blood type is rarely encountered in this world.
At this time, the hero came on stage, and when he heard the blood type of the heroine's mother, his eyes lit up!
Hey, I know this blood type!
So he pinched the heroine's chin, and stared at the heroine's beautiful but stubborn face with indifferent eyes. Deep in his eyes was the so-called affection that he didn't realize.
I'm afraid this male lead is not a fool, is he?
"Is he afraid of being drawn blood, so his eyes are straight?" Gu Qingyao didn't understand the hero's affectionate expression.
——The actor's performance is worrying.
——This is the look in the eyes that is about to confess affectionately.
The male protagonist said with his "stiff" eyes, "I can give your mother a blood transfusion! But you can only see me as a man in this life!"
Gu Qingyao: Pfft!
"When did they fall in love?" Why did Gu Qingyao feel like he missed an important plot even though he was watching all the time?
How long have you known each other?
And let the heroine only see him as a man?
And the logic doesn't make sense!If you can only see him as a man, what will the heroine do when she is walking on the street?
Do you want to look up at the sky and walk with your nostrils facing people?
Finally, the hostess' mother's condition stabilized, but the hostess had no money to operate on her mother.
Seeing this, Gu Qingyao was finally relieved.
"According to the character design of the heroine, I can finally leave the heroine and go to work by myself."
——Qing Yao is still too naive
——I have already seen Qing Yao's stupefied appearance
——The slap in the face will come in a second!
In the next second, the heroine humiliated and stubbornly signed a contract of selling herself, just to get money from the hero to save her mother.
Gu Qingyao: Pupu!
What a plot...
What was the screenwriter thinking when writing this plot?
"Isn't the male lead chasing his dream? What about his dream? Didn't he run away from home to realize his dream?" Gu Qingyao felt irritable for the first time, and it was because of an idol drama, "And I remember the first episode He didn't like his father when he was born, right? And now he still spends his father's wallet to raise women?"
Seeing this, Gu Qingyao couldn't stand it anymore, he minimized the window, and moved the mouse to "×".
As a result, fans asked to watch it a little longer.
——Just now, let me see the plot behind it!
——Ah, don't turn it off, let me see!
——I want to hear Qing Yao rant, idol dramas are so delicious!
Gu Qingyao was not used to these little goblins, so he turned off the video indifferently.
Get out of the idol drama, I don't love you anymore!
The actors are not embarrassed to act, he is embarrassed to death for them.
There were no idol dramas to watch, and the fans sighed there. Some fans said they wanted to search and watch it, but they returned to the live broadcast room within 3 minutes.
——Sure enough, I still can’t stand the plot by myself
——Does Qing Yao play games?
——Human reproduction is inseparable from idol dramas
——I'm curious, why can these shameless idol dramas pass the trial?
——It was taken for students to see, so many clicks, it is estimated that the students posted it.
—Fart, we elementary school students don’t watch this kind of plot anymore.
"Primary school student?" Gu Qingyao saw this without seeing anything else. He pulled out the fan's profile, "You are a primary school student who secretly surfs the Internet without doing your homework. Are you proud?"
As a result, the registered age of this fan was written as 103 years old, and he had no way of judging whether this age was true or false.
Based on the principle that he would rather kill the wrong than let it go, Gu Qingyao kicked the fans out of the live broadcast room very recklessly.
And this little fan who was kicked out, what he said last second is still floating on the barrage.
——Ah, ah, Qingyao, I just said hello, don't kick me when I'm an adult! ! !
Since it was not yet the usual time for the broadcast, Gu Qingyao played another round of the game live.
In the IU club, the usual training time has arrived.
Aab is sitting on the gaming chair, skillfully doing the gun training.
Sang took advantage of the fact that the captain had no time to take care of them during the live broadcast, so he went to the second team to watch the qualifying match of the youth academy together.
"In our youth training camp, there are actually quite a few good seedlings who are leading soldiers."
All major teams have the same problem. For example, the star player GEN of the Crown team is the number one nanny in the league, so in the youth training camp of the Crown team, there are more youth trainees from the nanny.
CBO's Shu Kele is the only female player in the league, so CBO is the place where professional players envy and hate the most, because the ratio of male to female among their youth trainees is actually 1:1.
Like the IU team, even if Habitat retires, his reputation is what all young e-sports players yearn for, so the top players in the IU youth training camp also appear together.
Nianyin was listening. He just came out of the youth training camp and naturally agreed with these words.
"Everyone's skills are very good. I usually watch the captain's video during training. I later learned that the captain is really good, but his style of play may not be suitable for everyone."
Sang nodded when he heard the words, "Indeed, the captain has a very strong view of the big picture. Sometimes you see him rushing hard, but in fact the whole map is already in his mind, that's the word - meticulous!"
JLY, who was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, held his head in his hands, he yawned, and had some different opinions on this.
"Look more at the playing style of the masters. After all, it is all the experience summed up in the game, and there is nothing wrong with the students in the youth training camp."
Sang stood up and jumped up, grabbed JLY's neck with his arm, and JLY rolled his eyes wildly, "Who said it's wrong to watch the captain's video? Did you fall asleep and purposely fight with me!"
The person who was shaken was about to vomit, JLY was completely sleepy now, he stretched out his hand and scratched Sang's armpit, "Relax, or the captain is here!"
Sang escaped with a smile, and they changed the subject again during the fight.
Milkshake came in with his clothes on, and sat next to Aab. Seeing that he didn't participate in the topic of his companions, he practiced seriously by himself.
Among other things, Aab, Milkshake appreciates this earnestness in training.
"It's not time for training yet, what are you working so hard for?"
Aab didn't wear earphones, so he heard Milkshake's words, and Aab reluctantly opened his mouth when he heard that he would save the latest training records.
"The captain just broadcasted live, and he has ranked with Qing Yao."
Milkshake was still thinking about the meaning of Aab's words, and Sang leaned over.
"Why did Qing Yao rank with the captain? Did they meet or did they make an appointment?"
Aab talked about the situation at that time, and then said: "It should be the first live broadcast platform for the captain."
When Qing Yao was playing the sniper, his gun was very steady, and he had a good grasp of the rhythm of shooting. He wanted to watch it up close a few times.
But this little wish has not come true until now.
Aab felt a little disappointed in his heart.
Hearing Babao's retelling, Sang rubbed his chin and couldn't help thinking about the future.
"If Qing Yao joins our team, you won't have to worry about this year's OPL, right?"
As soon as Sang finished speaking, Milkshake let out a low cough.
Sang hurriedly turned his head to look at Nianyin, seeing that Nianyin was also looking at him, his expression was a little dark at this moment, and Sang immediately felt embarrassed.
"I'm sorry Nianyin, I didn't mean that your skills are not good, but that..." The more you explain, the more mistakes you make, Sang simply said, "Don't worry, Qing Yao won't join the team."
"Actually, I have watched Qing Yao's live broadcast a few times," Nianyin smiled dryly, "Since he is so skilled, why doesn't he play professional games?"
"Everyone has their own aspirations," Habitat walked in with a training plan, and when he heard Nianyin's question, he replied with a smile, "Okay, stop chatting, and I'll send you your training plan."
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