Don't get in the way of my marriage

At noon, under the recommendation of Sakunosuke Oda, the two teamed up to cook two pots of curry.

As for why two pots?

Source: "No one likes to eat spicy curry here except you."

Holding a serving of curry for one person, Oda Sakunosuke looked inexplicably lonely.

"is that so."

Forget about the children, I didn't expect that Mr. Yuan didn't even eat spicy curry.

Have to admit, he was a little disappointed.

Curry that is not spicy, does it still have a soul?

Divide the curry and rice on each plate, and the two of them put everyone's lunch on the dining table.

Oda Sakunosuke: "I'll go get the children down."

"Ah."

Yuan went to the living room, "Ranbu, it's time to eat."

"Hahaha, this round is the detective's victory. Now the score is nine to eight, and the detective is ahead!"

"Don't be too happy, the next level is the mountain track that I am good at."

In the living room, two cats are either sitting or lying down, nestled on the sofa, each holding a game controller in their hands. Judging from the content of the conversation, they seem to have engaged in more than a dozen exciting virtual motorcycle races.

Question: Can cats and cats who showed each other their claws or even threatened each other with force an hour ago really sit down and play off-road motorcycles in such a short time?

Holding his head, Yuan felt that he was a little dizzy now.

He was going to re-evaluate Dazai Osamu's level of danger to Ranpo.

"Is it time to eat?"

Ranpo, who was lying on the sofa under a small blanket, turned around, "It seems that the winner is destined to be Lord Ranpo."

Throwing away the game controller, he turned around and opened his hands to Yuan, making a gesture of hugging.

When being picked up by Yuan, he turned his head and made a face at Osamu Dazai.

It seems to be saying: Humph, Odasaku wouldn't treat you like this, the famous detective won another game.

Osamu Dazai: Childish.

At the dinner table, the children who had seen Osamu Dazai and Minamoto's terrifying side sat away from each other. On the contrary, the childish Ranpo was very popular.

In fact, Xingsuke, the oldest of the children, dreams of becoming a mafia, but the image of the mafia he understands is not that of Dazai Osamu or Akutagawa Ryunosuke, but Oda Sakunosuke.

On the point of who is more popular with children, Ranpo wins again.

"Odasaku's curry is different from ours. Do you think no one here can eat spicy food except you?"

Not to be outdone, Osamu Dazai put his mind on the spicy curry in front of Sakunosuke Oda.

Digging a spoonful of spicy curry into his mouth, Osamu Dazai tried his best to maintain his superficial calm, and smiled provocatively at Ranpo.

"Huh, what's the matter, obviously this one, huh, it's much more delicious."

Ranpo: No famous detective will believe your nonsense.

Then the body picked up the spare spoon very honestly, and took a sip.

The movement was so fast that the source next to it was too late to stop it.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

The burning sensation in his mouth caused Ranbu to lose control of his expression in an instant.

Is volcanic lava added to this curry as an ingredient?

Osamu Dazai, who had also raised the same question before, was secretly delighted. He knew that this kid must not be able to eat spicy food.

This time, he won.

After taking the cold milk handed by Yuan, he drank half of the glass in a few sips.

Relieved, not only the mouth was red, but even the eyes were red, and the twinkling tears could be seen faintly.

"feelling better?"

Holding ice milk, Yuan wiped Ranbu's mouth with a wet tissue, and asked with concern.

With red face and eyes, Luanbu looked at Yuan pitifully.

It's like saying: 'Does Shinnosuke think I look good now? '

Knowing that I can't eat spicy food, I insist on being brave...

Yuan refilled Ranpo's glass with milk.

Ranpo who was so hot that he couldn't speak: Idiot Shinnosuke doesn't understand!

"It's really unfair."

Osamu Dazai, who was also so hot, was sadly holding a glass of lemonade, and the sight that fell on the two people next to him unintentionally implied some emotions that even he himself could not recognize.

"Don't be brave if you can't eat spicy food, Dazai."

Looking at Sakunosuke Oda who gave the most pertinent advice, Dazai Osamu smiled, but there seemed to be some other content in the smile.

"Of course, I'm afraid of pain."

pain?

Does it mean that the "spicy" perceived by the human body is actually a kind of pain?

I always feel that there is another meaning in this sentence.

"Odasaku, Sakura wants tissues, and I've run out of orange juice."

The children's plea brought Oda Sakunosuke back to his senses, and after reconfirming that Dazai's state was the same as usual, he turned around and helped the children add drinks and tissues.

Holding the spoon, Ranbu took advantage of the gap between Yuan helping him to carry the fruit, and made a taunting look at Osamu Dazai on the right of Yuan.

'Did not even dare to say the most basic demands, it really opened the eyes of a famous detective. '

[The opponent challenges you for the Nth time, please accept it]

Osamu Dazai: [Accept! ]

'The most basic appeal, do you mean the stupid behavior of sitting in a baby chair like a three-year-old toddler? '

'It's jealousy, you're definitely jealous of the detective. '

'envy?How could this kind of inferior vocabulary be applied to me, no matter how shameless I am, I can't make such a move. '

'What kind of move?This is the most direct manifestation of the popularity of famous detectives. '

'When did the standard of popularity drop to such a low level, and you still call yourself a famous detective? Is it the kind of famous detective who is talking nonsense? '

Yuan who came back with fruit: I saw again, the deadly light shot out from the eyes of the two cats.

If you sit back now, you will definitely be killed by mistake.

The current dining table can be divided into two parts according to the dining atmosphere. On one side is Oda Sakunosuke's family of six laughing and having a meal in harmony. source.

"enough."

Unbearable, Yuan forced them to turn their heads one by one, and returned their attention to the lunch in front of them.

"Concentrate on eating."

He winked at Oda Sakunosuke and asked him to watch Dazai Osamu eat well, and Minamoto turned sideways to block the communication channel between the two cats.

Put the fruit in the hands of Luanbu, "Don't waste food."

Humming twice, Luanbu picked up a spoon and began to eat honestly.

At the end of lunch, Oda Sakunosuke took the children back to the room, arranged for their nap, returned to the kitchen, and took the initiative to take over the important task of washing dishes.

Staying at someone else's house until now, Osamu Dazai met the eyes of the two masters seeing off the guests, and walked to the entrance naturally, as if he was a close friend of the two, saying that he didn't need to see him off, and left here voluntarily.

"I always feel that things are not so simple."

Returning to the room with Ranpo, Minamoto said while making the bed.

That Osamu Dazai, who was as difficult to deal with as chaotic steps, let him leave voluntarily after a meal, there must be something wrong behind it.

"Ah, what a nasty brat."

Luanbu, who was lying on the side of the cabinet to check the safe, complained in a muffled voice.

If it weren't for the need for his assistance in this incident, Lord Ranpo would not want to do this.

"Also, Nobunosuke, what do you mean by 'difficulty comparable to Ranpo-sama'?"

After confirming the safety of the safe, Luanbu turned around with a sullen face.

Source: Oops.

With a swoop, he pressed Yuan under him, Luanbu rode on Yuan's waist, pinched Yuan's face, and asked in a low voice with the most terrifying voice of a detective: "Is Master Luanbu difficult?"

Source: "Of course not."

The current position...is not very good.

"lie!"

For the lying Nobunosuke and the righteous Ranpo-sama, corresponding punishment should be implemented.

"Wait, wait a minute——, random steps!!"

in the guest room.

Saku Le asked Oda Sakunosuke curiously.

"Is there a fight next door? Fighting is bad."

The other children also nodded in agreement, and at the same time silently urged Oda Sakunosuke to stop it with eyes full of justice.

Probably guessed the specific content, as the only adult in the room, Oda Sakunosuke was silent for a moment.

They are guests, and it is impolite to point fingers at the host's affairs without authorization.

However, if you don't go, it will definitely leave a bad impression on the children, which is not conducive to their growth.

After careful consideration, Oda Sakunosuke got up anyway.

After confirming that the door of the guest room was closed, he knocked on the door of the master bedroom next door.

"Mr. Yuan, is it convenient to talk?"

At this time, there were muffled discussions in the room.

"Wait first... Random steps... This is not... Well, I will come out right away."

Holding down the playful random steps, Yuan tidied up his increasingly messy hair and clothes, got up and opened the door.

"Is there a problem?"

Out of politeness, the moment Gen opened the door, Oda Sakunosuke turned his eyes sideways to avoid accidentally prying into other people's secrets.

He thought for a moment, "That's right, the kids next door aren't asleep yet, so can you be a little lighter?"

lighter...

The source is instantly petrified.

What is lighter!I can't tell that you, Oda, have thick eyebrows and big eyes, but you actually hide this kind of colored waste in your head!I misread you!

When Yuan was crazily complaining in his heart, Yuan, who was wrapped in a quilt, explained.

"No problem, but when playing games, sometimes the volume cannot be controlled."

play games......

Oda Sakunosuke looked complicated.

His experience told him that the games here are definitely not games that Sakule and the others can play.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Yuan was so open.

"Shut up!"

Minamoto pushed Oda Sakunosuke to the aisle, and at the same time closed the door tightly, so as not to wander out and talk about some late-night topics that would be thought-provoking.

"Listen to me, the game we play is definitely not the kind you imagined."

"Well, I understand that I made a mistake about Mr. Yuan and Ranpo-kun playing some adult-only bed games, but I want to ask, is Ranpo-kun really an adult?"

"..."

You know what kind of thing this is!

"The famous detective became an adult two years ago." The voice of chaotic steps penetrated the door panel and reached the ears of the two people in the aisle.

Yuan: At this time, please don't say a few words, Luanbu.

Suddenly there was an illusion of exhaustion, he was already tired of such things as rectifying his name.

The author has something to say: #无责任小剧#

Ranpo: I am the No.1 detective in the world who can see through the truth at a glance.

Dazai: I am the worst and youngest mafia cadre in history.

Ranpo: The president praised me.

Dazai: Mr. Mori is on guard against me.

Ranpo: I dare to dance in the hat king's minefield.

Dazai: I dare too.

Ranpo: I dare to say that Shinnosuke is my favorite person, do you dare to say that Oda Saku is your most important friend?

Dazai: ...But I dare to go out of town alone!

Ranpo: I...I dare too!

Shinnosuke (holding it down): No, you'll lose yourself.

Oda Saku (moved but with a calm face): Dazai, you are also my most important friend.

感谢在2020-07-2917:03:20~2020-08-0116:56:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 15 bottles of Jiang Huailin; 1.6 bottles of Oh Hu 10 meters; 5 bottles of Chuling and Shanyu Qinglan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!