Don't get in the way of my marriage

Of course, drinking tea is not enough.

Recently, Natsume Soseki didn't know what he was busy with, and Yuan couldn't get in touch with anyone.

Until a certain Tianyuan met a certain Sanhua male cat on the way of purchasing.

One person and one cat stand opposite each other.

Natsume Soseki's cat standing on the fence: The dried fish in its mouth suddenly became stale.

Being seen by a friend as being cute and tricking Xiaoyu to eat something from a passerby, now if he learns how to meow, can he forget about it?

Carrying two bags full of food, Yuan: "So you've been busy with this kind of thing recently?"

It's really the depraved daily life of a retired old man.

Regarding Yuan's doubts, Natsume Soseki swallowed the small dried fish in his mouth forcefully, and began to comb his hair naturally, as if he couldn't understand what Yuan was saying at all.

One must know that now he is moving with the body of a cat, so how can he speak casually.

In that case, wouldn't his identity as a "legendary supernatural being" run the risk of being exposed.

What's more, if anyone is more like a retired old man, it must be Yuan.

Speaking of which, due to the rise of armed detective agencies recently, Yuan's business has become quite bleak.

The undisguised sarcasm in the cat's eyes made Yuan inexplicably furious.

"Natsume, who retired early and lived on a meager pension, is not qualified to mock me. Even if there is no entrustment recently, my savings are enough for me and Ranpo to sit and eat for several lifetimes. Oh, I'm so sorry, if you say such things at this time I'm really sorry for hurting your fragile self-esteem, Natsume."

Natsume Soseki under verbal attack: "Meow meow!"

Of course, a guy like you who has nothing to do every day can't understand my intentions. This is related to the layout of the entire Yokohama. Huh, sure enough, a reckless brat like you with strong limbs and a simple mind only cares about three meals a day. The most basic needs!

Natsume Soseki, who was meowing in anger, had his hair all over his body.

Minamoto was not to be outdone, "Sora put forward the theory and left the actual operation to the disciples to complete the worst Natsume, pretending to be a cat at a young age, if it was me, I wouldn't be able to do such a shameful act, God all day long It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a voyeuristic tom who is mysterious, but actually secretly rubbing the screen every day."

Natsume Soseki meow: "Meow ow ow ow!"

This is called knowing yourself and knowing your enemy and never ending a hundred battles!And the most important part of teaching disciples is actual combat experience, do you understand how to teach them how to fish? !No, of course an uneducated vulgar like you doesn't understand!I remembered, when you were still inside the hound, you must have made a big oolong because you misremembered the password.

Source: "Damn it, it's all the other guy's fault. He didn't use the planned code at all! Speaking of the past, Natsume, you thought you had guessed everyone's hearts because you were smart, but in the end you were caught by reality." A slap in the face?"

Are you now starting to expose the stupid things the other party did when they were young? Speaking of this, Minamoto and Natsume Soseki couldn't finish talking for three days and three nights.

A debate contest concerning the dignity of the retired old man officially started.

At this time, a little girl passing by took her mother's hand and asked curiously, "Is the uncle over there arguing with the cat?"

The lady holding the child glanced at them and walked away quickly with the child.

After walking away, he said to the little girl earnestly, "Hanako, if you encounter this kind of situation in the future, you must leave quickly."

Can even quarrel with wild cats on the side of the road. This kind of person either has a psychological problem or is about to have a psychological problem.

However, this road is the only way for their family to go out every day. It is really worrying that a person suspected of having a mental illness suddenly appears.

……

This debate match ended in a draw.

The two met when they were in their twenties, and to this day, they have almost equal reserves of black material for each other, and it is difficult to draw a clear winner.

"Meow."

You should have been left floating alone in the sea in the first place, what an ungrateful fellow.

"I finally admitted it. Natsume said he was helping me, but it turned out that he wanted to repay the favor."

Too lazy to argue with the people around him, Natsume Soseki gave Gen a cold sideways glance, then jumped on the wall a few times and disappeared in front of Gen.

Source: Don't think that putting on the aura of a mature cat can change anything!

The debate between two naive half-centenarians is officially over.

Yuan, who claims to be a little better, returns home humming a victory tune, marinates the barbecue that Ranpo is clamoring for, and then goes out again, but this time he goes to the detective agency to pick up someone home.

Regarding the fact that Ranpo always refuses to know the way, Yuan also thought about training Ranpo's ability to go home alone, but the first experiment ended in failure when Ranpo almost ran into the mafia's territory.

On the way, Yuan detoured to a nearby shopping street to buy a bag of freshly baked snacks.

Thinking of Luanbu, the primary school student who has to eat a snack before returning home from school every day has a sense of sight...

Parked the car in front of the detective agency, at the right time, Luanbu who came out of the detective agency walked towards the place where he parked.

"Aren't Fukuzawa and Yosano together today?"

Normally, Fukuzawa Yukichi and Yosano Akiko could just take a ride along the way, and I didn't see the source of the two today and asked.

Hugging the hot snack bag in his arms, Luanbu pulled on his seat belt and said: "President and the others still have a commission tonight, but with the answers given by the famous detective, it should be resolved soon."

The entrustment was only received today. A cowardly senior official received a threatening letter with extremely bad content. Even though a large number of guards had been arranged to protect his life, he was still worried, so he specially entrusted detective agency.

It was so clumsy that people couldn't stand it. If it weren't for the president's request, the famous detective would not want to interpret this kind of threat with no technical content.

Even among the amiable colleagues on weekdays, there will be immeasurably huge rifts due to some trivial matters that accumulate over time.

After a brief recollection, Ranpo threw away the content of work in his mind, the troublesome work has already been done by the president and Yosano, and next is the snack time for Mr. Ranpo.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" I took a bite of the steamy snack, the rich jam matched with the crispy and sweet skin.

Luanbu was braving a happy little flower, lying comfortably in the seat.

After a busy day, it’s time to have some hot snacks~

However, the few snacks after get off work are just pre-dinner desserts. What Luanbu is most looking forward to today is the fragrant barbecue.

After returning home, Yuan set up a simple grill in the yard, put the pre-fired charcoal into it, and moved a small table into the house to put various marinated ingredients.

After confirming that the preparations were complete, he shouted at Luanbu who was still watching TV in the room.

"Ranbu, you can prepare to eat."

Except for the pork ribs, which may grow a little longer when used, other meats such as pork belly and beef are cut into relatively thin slices and can be roasted quickly.

Hearing Yuan's reminder, Luanbu happily got up from the sofa, and trotted all the way to Yuan, who had started to barbecue, and sat down next to Yuan.

At this time, a lot of meat and some vegetables had been placed on the grill, so the small table next to the ingredients was also quite empty, which could just be used as their temporary dining table.

"Be careful it's hot."

Put a few slices of grilled meat into the small plate dedicated to Ranbu, and put the dipping sauce and salt prepared in advance at hand, Yuan reminded.

"I know, I know, I'm starting!"

Luanbu picked up a slice of meat that was still steaming, dipped it in the seasoning, put it near his mouth and blew it, and then ate it in his mouth in one bite.

"Barely strong~"

After eating the delicious meat, Luanbu vaguely gave his own evaluation.

Notice the non-stop gait after bite after bite.

Source: But your reaction doesn't seem to be forced at all.

"Eat vegetables, too."

A few slices of lettuce were sandwiched between the chaotic plates.

"No no no!"

Rou Shi, who doesn't like vegetables, waved a small fork in protest.

"Swallow the food in your mouth before talking."

"I'm going to eat a roast, not a roast."

Responding to Ranpo was a lump of grilled corn that suddenly appeared on the plate, and Yuan's increasingly dangerous gaze.

"Well……"

Luanbu, who felt that he was invincible to the opponent, picked up a piece of lettuce and ate it.

That's right.

Yuan withdrew his gaze, turned over the pork ribs that had begun to smell meaty, and sat across from Ranbu.

Seeing Luanbu chewing the vegetable leaves with a sad face, Yuan couldn't help thinking.

Maybe Luanbu is 16 years old, but he is not even 1.7 meters tall. It is because he is picky eater and does not eat vegetables, which leads to a lack of nutrition and affects his height.

"Nobusuke always likes to think wildly by himself!"

Feeling offended, Ranpo said angrily, "The height of a famous detective doesn't need Nobunosuke to worry about it!"

What's the use of being tall, he doesn't envy an idiot like Shinnosuke who has no height.

The puffy face, the corner of the mouth stained with sauce, and the small fork waving in his hand.

It's a very intimidating picture.

After the meal, Yuan was wiping Ranbu's face with a wet towel, and he couldn't help laughing as he replayed the aggressive argument with him about his height just now in his mind.

Luanbu really has always had the temper of a child who can't grow up.

But this is also the precious quality that Mr. Edogawa and the others hope they can protect on their behalf.

"It hurts too much, Nobunosuke!"

Because the sauce sticking to the corner of the mouth dries up, even if you wipe it with a hot towel, it will be difficult to wipe it off if you don't use a little force.

I didn't feel it when I first rubbed it, but after rubbing back and forth on the same spot several times, Luanbu, who has zero tolerance for pain, began to fight back.

Pressing the writhing little head under his hands, Yuan relaxed the strength in his hands.

"I lighten it, and it will be wiped clean in no time."

But will Ranpo, who is keen to add chaos to the source, be so obedient?The answer is of course: no.

It was originally for avoiding the pain, but after a battle of wits and courage, it turned into a special action to prevent Shinnosuke from wiping his face.

Ranpo: Hey, it's really fun.

The author has something to say: a small theater with no responsibility

Looking at the noisy and disobedient Luanbu in front of him.

Yuan couldn't help asking: Did you do the same at Fuze?

Ranpo: Of course not, the president will still praise me, so it is Nobunosuke who should reflect.

Source: What kind of bandit logic is this? !

感谢在2020-04-1012:24:54~2020-04-1221:05:56期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: dry rest, 1 lemon;

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: 4 lemons; update labor and management! 1 whiskey;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1.6 bottles of Oh Hu 5 meters; 2 bottles of Lemon; 1 bottle of Jennifer;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!