Acting as a sword, forced to "fall in the dark".

"Ah——finally escaped!" California Qingguang pinched his hair, which still felt sticky and slippery, in disgust, and complained: "An Ning, it's all your fault!"

The boy in blue feathers sat on the side with a knife in his arms, and his tone was slightly drawn out: "But Qing Guang also agrees to go that way."

"Who knew that there would be something like a slime on that road!"

"It's sticky, it's like, it's like a slug..." California Qingguang wanted to cry, but he rubbed his arms, feeling the creepy feeling of being immersed in a group of slimes, "A little bit It's not cute anymore!"

Yamato Mamoru blinked his eyes, Shunmao comforted him: "No, Kiyomitsu still looks cute."

"And I heard that that slime can remind people of happy things."

California Qingguang immediately complained: "No matter how happy the memory is, when I realize that I am staying in the slime's body, I will not be happy immediately!"

"Okay, okay, it doesn't matter, I heard that the next stop of this spaceship is the earth! When we return to the earth, everything will be over."

"It's really great——" California Kiyomitsu read without embarrassment at all, he prolonged the ending, if it wasn't for rolling his eyes, it would be cute at all, and Yamato Morita felt that his partner must have done such a thing now action.

"An Ding, do you remember how many times you said this sentence?"

Yamato Shou'an hesitated and said, "Five times?"

California Qingguang glanced at him, stretched out his hands, and gestured for numbers: "It's seven times? Even the idiom that things don't exceed three can't be used here."

Yamato Mamoru Anding said with a smile: "Ah, I'm so touched, Qingguang can remember how many times I said it."

"However, our luck is still good, and we happened to meet a spaceship bound for Earth."

"...An Ding, do you really have the nerve to say that?"

"Yeah, it's obvious that you hijacked the plane and forced us to divert to Earth! You also brutally killed my lovely Bess! Poor Bess is bleeding like a fountain!"

With a strange background sound of "Yahuyo", a strange-looking purple-faced alien with a tentacles on his forehead shouted sadly.

Yamato Mamoru looked around suspiciously: "Strange, Kiyomitsu, did you hear anything?"

California Qingguang: "Ah..."

"Hey hey hey! Don't ignore us for granted!! Even if the prince is an idiot, he is still a prince!" A green alien of the same type appeared here at some point, probably because his sense of presence was too low All cause no one to pay attention.

California Qingguang: "No, that... No one said your prince is an idiot."

"Steward, calm down, butler." The alien, who was probably the real prince, calmed down and tried to appease his green-skinned butler.

The young man with blue eyes and tear moles and loose hair pulled out his knife with a smile, the sharp silver light flashed, and he said again: "Well, it's really strange, why does the voice seem to be getting louder and louder? .”

The green-skinned alien immediately changed his words and said, "Well, this lord warrior, the idiot prince is a prince anyway, and I'm just an ordinary housekeeper, please let me go, anyway, just kidnapping the idiot prince alone is enough!"

"Steward—what are you talking about, and why do you keep repeating the word foolish prince!"

Looking at the noisy master and servant, California Qingguang had a complicated expression on his face. He held his forehead and said, "I don't think it's unreasonable for us to never reach the earth..."

"Wait." He reacted suddenly, looked at the green-skinned alien, and asked, "If you appear here, who is driving the boat now?"

The green-skinned alien pushed his glasses: "The spaceship can already drive fully automatically, and you must have never thought of it! I have already released the news, as soon as you arrive at the next stop, you will be guarded by our central star." surrounded!"

"Oh! Uncle, you are really reliable!" the purple alien prince said with emotion.

California Qingguang dead fish eyes have been unable to complain, "Although it is a very smart decision, but you have already said it?"

"Nani?!"

"Why are you so shocked!"

Yamato Mamoru Anding said very calmly: "The image has completely changed, Kiyomitsu."

California Qingguang opened his mouth, but still didn't swallow the next sentence. He said, "Don't you think that everything we encounter is flawed!"

"Yes. But at this time, just ignore these flaws, it's very simple."

"I don't think your situation is normal, An Ning—" Fu Sangshen, wearing a red scarf, sighed, feeling that if he stayed here, he would really be assimilated into a fool, "I'll go to the cab, see See if we can replace the landing point with the earth."

"Walk slowly ~ Qingguang." Watching his companion slowly leave the room tiredly, Yamato Moransu pulled out a smile that was obviously very cute, but with a feeling of terror, and he turned his head to look at the two Alien, "Now that Kiyomitsu is gone, so now I can do a little bit of an excess - can you guys tell me why you call us samurai?"

Yamato Morita affirmed: "You have been to Earth."

>>>>>

California Qingguang found the position of the cab very naturally, his eyes fell on the beautiful cosmic beauty outside the spacecraft, his expression was a little dazed for a moment, he sat on the seat and let out a breath.

The world is wonderful and strange.There are all kinds of aliens. During this period of time alone, the two of them have encountered strange aliens such as kobolds, pigs, cats, and others who cannot be described in one word like a foolish prince. Strange-looking aliens.

Moreover, in the universe, the languages ​​they speak are all unreasonable, and it is because of their two knives that they stumbled (kidnapped a cosmic person) to learn the universal language of the universe.

The young man in a modern windbreaker touched his braided hair hanging on one side, stared at the messy buttons in front of him and said to himself: "I remember it should be like this... and then like this ..."

Fu Sangshen, who had never learned how to fly a spaceship, confidently adjusted the destination where the spaceship would automatically drive.

Yamato Mamoru Anding pushed open the door and walked in and saw this seemingly reliable scene, repeating what his partner said before: "—I don't think it's unreasonable for us to never reach the earth."

"Qingguang, are you sure the spaceship is driven like this?"

California Qing bald did not return, and said happily: "It's okay, I have accumulated a lot of experience!"

"Yeah, this is the first time Qingguang you have flown a spaceship?"

"The seventh time!"

So this time there is a high probability that it will fall on an inexplicable planet.Thoughts like this in my heart, but Yamato Shou Anding still didn't say a word, and didn't want to dismiss the rare interest of the companion in front of him.

"By the way, Kiyomitsu. That idiot prince said that the earth is probably in the Edo period now."

California Qingguang paused.

Yamato Shou'an: "It also said that the Tokugawa family is in power now. When it went to the earth a few times before, it was taken over by the Shinsengumi of the shogunate..."

California Qingguang: "—So the idiot prince has become 'it'? Anding, you don't treat it as a human being at all."

Yamato Mamoru Anding: "Is this the point? And Kiyomitsu, you are also saying 'it'."

California Qingguang: "It's really rare, is this the first time we have encountered something that has been to the earth?"

This time it was Yamato Shou'an's turn to complain: "Isn't it already a lot to become a thing directly? Kiyomitsu, you are more exaggerated than me!"

Fu Sangshen, who was wearing a red scarf, narrowed his eyes slightly, "If that's the case, we can't just walk around this time."

"So you were driving randomly before!" Yamato Shou'an looked at his little partner, and adjusted the coordinates and direction of the driving extremely skillfully and quickly, his posture was different from the previous one.

"I said...Qing Guang, the six times you ran into the wrong position before were all intentional, right?"

California Qingguang said with a smile: "How could it be? I have never piloted a spaceship before."

Why can he take the pilot's position so naturally if he has never driven a spaceship before!Yamato Mamoru opened his mouth, but he still didn't say this sentence, the reason is very simple, he also realized that he was about to be assimilated by this stupid world.

"It's so uncute to make complaints about it." As if he had guessed Yamato's thoughts of peace, California Qingguang complained. He finally adjusted the location, and then he collapsed on the chair and looked up at the man standing behind him. My friend, "Speaking of which, why do we have to go to Earth?"

"Hmm." Yamato Shou Anding didn't seem to have thought about this question either. He paused and said hesitantly, "But if we don't go to Earth, where should we go?"

"Maybe there will be some Dao Dao Xing." Noticing the expression of his companion, California Qingguang prolonged the end, and said in a coquettish tone, "Probably because human beings have always been very interesting creatures. "

Obviously he asked the question, but at this moment he answered it himself.

"It's as if you're not... No, we're not human in the first place." Yamato Mamoru said softly, "But with our appearance, no one will believe it."

"Not necessarily, An Ding, do you still remember the planet where we first appeared?"

"You mean, that Night Rabbit Star?"

"Yes, I thought the earth was destroyed at the time, but I never thought that place was not the earth."

"We'll go buy an umbrella later, so we can probably just pretend to be Yetu? After all, Yetu looks almost indistinguishable from a human being."

Yamato Shou'an told his little friend to give up this idea directly, and he said coolly: "Does Qingguang want to be misunderstood that he is a powerful and violent race?"

"..." California Qingguang was silent for a while, "You are right, An Ding."

He murmured, "This is really uncute."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-08-3023:52:31~2020-08-3123:50:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 2 birch mist jade;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：桦雾玉62瓶；墨元20瓶；束阁10瓶；喵6瓶；雨羽雨羽1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!