HP Paranoia and Antisocial

Open the notebook, the first page is still the same.Sirius flipped back silently, and as expected, he had some more words.

"It's flying lessons again today, but without Sirius Black, flying lessons are much more enjoyable. The one opposite must be a poisonous snake, Sirius angrily wanted to throw away the book, and even wanted to tear up the page, but he held his breath and wanted to see what this bastard wrote.

『Potions class is really a wonderful class that you can look forward to. 』

Sirius: Heh, I like Potions class, could it be that goddamn Piaget who is infatuated.

"Stupid Potter, blow up the cauldron again.The most shameless thing is that he blew up the cauldron and publicized his heroic deeds everywhere!No one thinks this is a clown showing off everywhere? 』

Sirius: That's because you don't appreciate James, and you don't know what it means to be funny!Nerds are the saddest!

"Gryffindor's Quidditch training is really stupid, there is no strategy at all. 』

Sirius: Don't be kidding... oh no, it's really stupid.But if there are me and James on the court, it is guaranteed that no one can beat us!

"There are two more tails behind Potter's ass, Remus Lupine, Peter Pedilou. 』

Sirius' eyes became serious. James had other friends in his absence.This made Sirius feel a little bad.So he quickly read the next article.

"Without those annoying pranks, the library is quiet, and I can learn more useful knowledge. 』

Sirius: Nerd, say something useful!

『Sure enough, no one in Gryffindor would miss the so-called Sirius Black. Mike Rowland still said on the grass that a descendant of a dark wizard is not worthy of being in Gryffindor.That's not as good as Hufflepuff. 』

Sirius narrowed his eyes in displeasure, Mike Rowland, right... When he goes back to school, I want to make him look good.

『School is on Christmas break today.Going home..." At this point, the person seemed to be in a tangled mood, and he crossed out the words after going home, and Sirius couldn't see what he wrote.

Sirius continued to look back and there were not a few words left. The content was also about Christmas shopping, and there was nothing new at all.And even after writing all these things, Sirius didn't see who this person was.But in his vague impression, Sirius felt that this person was a Ravenclaw woman, otherwise how could he be so mean-spirited, and nerds are all Ravenclaw products.

It seems that this notebook can really be used for real-time contact?

Who is the person opposite?

If he can be caught, Sirius doesn't mind having a real-life PK with him, even if the other party is really a girl, he'll still beat her up!

He must not know that the person opposite him is Sirius Black, and he dared to speak ill of him so bluntly, he would feel sorry for himself if he didn't beat him up.

Sirius grabbed the notebook, he didn't even think about planning how to use those prank props, he just wanted to know how he could catch the other side.

This notebook seems to be given to him by Alphard!

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"I don't know." Answered for the one hundred and one first time, Alphard was really annoyed by Sirius' question.

"Impossible, you must know." Sirius didn't believe Alphard's words.

"I really don't know, this book, how do I know what's going on? Did I give you the book?" Alphard was drunk, and the red wine glass in his hand was filled again.

Seeing his drunken appearance, Sirius also knew that he really couldn't ask anything, so he left angrily.

……

Although the indescribable breakfast is not very tasty, it is nutritious enough.Severus and Wardmont passed the morning safely, and finished the morning's study energetically.In fact, think about it, although the life at home during the holidays is leisurely, it may not be as fulfilling as when you are busy.In the absence of any recreational activities, it was no surprise that the two were spending time in the study.

But Severus and Wardmont still felt quite happy, and being with the right person seemed to make people happy no matter what they did.

Seeing that it was almost time, according to the plan, Wardmont was going to prepare lunch for him and Severus.

Severus was not idle either, and followed Wardmont into the kitchen for the first time.

He really hadn't cooked by himself, and after Severus entered the kitchen, he was no stranger to the utensils in the kitchen.According to Wardmont's instructions, Severus skillfully selected and washed vegetables and cut them with precision. Even the cut vegetables could be measured with a standard ruler, and the difference between the lengths of each other would never exceed one millimeter.

Waldmont found it amused that Severus treated the vegetable chopping so rigorously, and the performance of a novice like Severus was much better than his previous performance.Waldmont still remembers the first time he cooked, he was also in a hurry, and the finished product he made in the end was quite attractive.But fortunately, he made it himself, and he didn't have much money at that time, so he could only eat it by himself.Nagini also shared a bit.

Now his cooking will never be the same as before, no matter in terms of taste or appearance, he will not be inferior to those Muggle chefs.The chefs in the wizarding world are all served by house elves, and it is already remarkable for ordinary people to cook their own snacks.If they are asked to cook by themselves, it's only at an ordinary level, and they don't have as many tricks as Muggles.

Severus played as best he could, and the two worked together quite well, and the lunch was easily completed.

After sitting at the table, facing a table of good dishes, Severus also felt a lot of sense of accomplishment.

"Although it's the first time, I have to say that you are very talented." Wardmont raised his glass to Severus.

Severus picked up his juice too.

"I'll try my best for dinner, too," Severus solemnly promised.

Waldmont didn't doubt Severus' words, he nodded along: "I also look forward to working with you for dinner."

Adolescent children really need approval.Wardmont thought back to the parenting books he read, and felt that it was really necessary.

"That fruit and vegetable milkshake, can you put a little less fruit and vegetables tomorrow?" Severus took advantage of the good atmosphere and quickly put forward his suggestion.

The breakfast smoothie was a disaster, and he didn't want to spend his holidays dealing with something so nasty.

Waldmont held back his smile and nodded seriously: "Yes, don't worry." There were too many fruits and vegetables in the milkshake this morning, which made the taste too mixed, which in turn made the fruits and vegetables lose their sweetness and taste. become very scary.It's not that Wardmont really has no sense of taste, and naturally he doesn't want to torture his tongue during the holidays.

Severus relaxed.

……

Petunia lowered her head and ate silently, but she felt that the food in her mouth was like chewing wax, with no taste at all.

On the other hand, Lily, who was opposite her, had a great time eating, especially seeing the lily headdress on her head, which made Petunia even more jealous.Even though Petunia knew very well that the flower on Lily's head was a product of magic, she was also jealous because it was so beautiful.When Lily moved, the headdress would even float out the phantom of a butterfly, making Lily look like a fairy.

This thing was given by the "prince" in Lili's mouth.

Ah!Witch who plays toad meets prince?What are you kidding?

Petunia couldn't believe that Lily had really met a prince, it must be the boy who lied to her.Although Lily didn't want to admit it, she had to say that Lily was indeed cute, and she was still very attractive in the eyes of the group of boys who didn't even have full hair.So the boy must be lying.

"Penny, Petunia, are you listening?"

Mr. Evans called Petunia's name, but Petunia, who was immersed in her own thoughts, didn't notice at all.It was Mrs. Evans who tugged on La Penny's sleeve to bring her wandering daughter back to her senses.

"Ah, what?"

"Tomorrow we will go on a trip together, and my mother and I are telling you to prepare your suitcases." Mr. Evans repeated helplessly.

"Good father," Petunia agreed absently.

Lily looked at Petunia, and touched her hair helplessly.When she showed her parents the magic today, she did turn a cup into a toad, which shocked Petunia, and she has been so out of her mind since then, Lily didn't know what to do.

But Lily was still very happy today, the gift from Severus was really great, even more beautiful than the lily headdress on her head.But the set of three-dimensional adventure story books is really not easy to carry in the luggage, they are too heavy.

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