Liars follow the good system

The short-haired young man touches the keyboard with his left hand, holds coffee with his right hand, and smiles at the corner of his mouth.On the computer screen, Changge Chengnv with the name of "Lan Yue Kan Lan" is following behind a master Chunyang in a blue Taoist robe, happily picking up treasures.There are activities recently, killing monsters and losing feathers, if you lose too much, go to the npc to exchange pendants and eachother fireworks, and upgrade by the way.

A large belt is beautiful!

"Continue?" The master's slightly cold voice came from the speaker, which sounded quite charming.

But he knew that voice was the most unreliable thing.because……

He cleared his throat a little, and let out a soft female voice: "Master, take me a little longer, Master is the best, okay~"

His ventriloquism (don't get it wrong) is his specialty.Whether it's a man's voice, a girl's voice, a loli's voice, or an old man's voice.He was almost at his fingertips.I didn't expect this specialty to be useful here besides dubbing.

No, it is very useful.

The voice over there paused for a moment, then hummed softly, as if a little shy.

He didn't feel guilty at all for pretending to be a woman, deceiving his feelings and tricking his master into leading someone to be a gangster.

Make the most of all the resources around you!He is such a shameless man!

Of course, sexual orientation or something is straight.

Maybe it's because extreme joy begets sorrow, or that bad things always get retribution?

With a shake of his hand, all the drink was spilled on the table, and then dripped into the main unit along the table, and finally...

He only heard Peng's cry and lost consciousness.

When I woke up, I saw the sun above my head, which was very dazzling.He is in a forest.

what happened?This is where?

Before he came back to his senses, he looked down and saw the blinding suit on his body.

what the hell!

Standing up unsteadily, she looked at her body, and it was indeed that beautiful light green long dress.

There is also a piano on his back!

Crossing over with a game character? !

Wait, he's playing with a grown woman! !

His hand suddenly scratched down, and then he burst into tears.

do not have!So flat!

He crashed to the ground, his life... meaningless.

Suddenly, I saw a small translucent square floating in the upper right corner of my line of sight, which turned out to be a miniature map!It also clearly marked the location of the ore!

Could it be that he brought the sword three systems together?After three seconds of joy, he fell down again.

If there is no penis, so what if the Jiansan system is here!

Still very tired.

Luo Xingzhou squatted down and sighed long.

He remembered the quarrel with several other players in the game a few days ago.A beggar sister scolded him for stealing her love.

Hehe, don't think he doesn't know, that beggar sister is already married in reality and has a child!It's just that I am not satisfied in reality and go to the Internet to find comfort!

In the end, it was hard to hook up with one, and after the YY voice, the man was attracted by his cute voice, and decisively abandoned the beggar sister to circle around him.

Later, what did that beggar sister say? By the way, he cursed him to travel to a different world and ride thousands of people on top of him so that he couldn't close his legs...

Ha ha.

Damn, I'm going to be crushed now that I've really turned into a female body... What a swollen life I'm going to live!

"I don't know what's on my current character panel..." Luo Xingzhou just finished speaking when a character panel popped up in front of him. There was a blood bar and a small portrait on the character panel.

But these are not the point. The point is that there is a small status mark under the small head portrait.

'Abnormal body and soul'?

What do you mean?

[Beep! 】

Luo Xingzhou's eyes lit up, and when he looked carefully, he found that the task panel was actually lit up.

[I just arrived here, but I found out that I don't have a little JJ, are you feeling very irritable?Is your mind dizzy?Are the legs weak?It's time to make up for it dear~

As long as you are willing to sign a contract with me, you can get the invincible potion to relieve the problem of abnormal body and soul.Dear, little JJ is waiting for you, come on, press your fingerprint. 】Below this series of slogans, there is a large densely packed treaty. At the bottom left of the treaty is Party A'Liar Congliang System', on the right is Party B, and then there is a horizontal line, waiting for someone to fill in the name.

Luo Xingzhou: ...

What the hell are these things! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"Liar Congliang System, what is that?" Luo Xingzhou looked at the screen floating in front of him in puzzlement. The pile of rice-grain-sized characters made people dizzy. Can you explain the situation?"

With a swipe, the screen disappears.Then a palm-sized deer appeared in front of him, staring at Luo Xingzhou with big round eyes.

Luo Xingzhou stared dumbfounded: "I don't remember that I got a pet... Aww!"

The little deer kicked Luo Xingzhou with its hoof, put it on the bridge of his strong nose, and then snorted: "Stupid! How could this system be your follower! I just think this image is very cute. Use. Boy, you are that liar Luo Xingzhou."

"That's not a very good question." Luo Xingzhou covered his nose and said with a strong nasal voice, "I'm Luo Xingzhou, as for the liar... I just play games with a female account, don't say it so badly. .”

"That's a liar, and an emotional liar at the same time." The system said, "Although you haven't done anything big and evil, but you use a female account to deceive other people's sincerity to achieve the purpose of profit. The crime is also very serious. In short, Now that you have been discovered by this system, you have to accept the punishment task."

"What will happen if you don't answer?" Luo Xingzhou said hehe.

"If there is no progress within three years, this system will automatically leave." The system said, "Please ask the host to live, grow old, sick and die in this world as a woman, and experience the life of marrying and having children~"

An arrow pierces the heart.

"The products produced by the system must be high-quality products. The face and body you pinched yourself, coupled with the vitality given by this system, are guaranteed to have no side effects. You can marry, conceive and have children! Even the aunt will come on time~ remember Drink brown sugar water~"

The blood bar returns to zero.

"There are so many people in this world who do bad things to cheat their feelings, why choose me!" Luo Xingzhou said, wanting to spit out a mouthful of old blood.

"You have the largest number. Did you make it? You have gathered enough 99 young boys whose hearts have been played to pieces!" The system said, "The guy who can perform the punishment task must have some skills and the charm to attract men. I have been choosing for a long time, and you are the most suitable."

"Then the glass of water that I accidentally knocked over..."

"That's because you are stupid, it has nothing to do with this system."

"What about my body?"

"He's in a coma in the hospital." The system hummed. "Within three years, if there is no progress, the system will leave. A body without a soul can only act as a vegetative state."

"And what if I sign the contract but there's no progress in three years?"

"System out~"

"Hey!" Luo Xingzhou panicked, "This is too strict!"

"Not at all. This system will provide you with information about the target of the attack, and it will also provide you with all the help this system can provide. This system is convinced that as long as you are not stupid, dazed, or passive, you will make progress. Wait for you to complete After punishing the task, this system will let you go back to your world and your body, and of course, if you do well enough to exceed the expected goal, you can also be rewarded."

"Reward? What reward?"

"Secret, as long as you know it's a good thing."

"Okay, I get it." Luo Xingzhou sighed, "I'll just sign it."

As soon as Luo Xingzhou finished speaking, Xiaolu disappeared. The small screen that was turned off just now suddenly opened again, and the words Luo Xingzhou appeared in the lower right corner of the agreement. The speed was very fast, and I was afraid that Luo Xingzhou would regret it.

"Okay, the contract is signed." Luo Xingzhou sighed, "You can tell me what to do. What is the punishment mission? Do I want to save the world?"

"No need, what you want to save is the tens of thousands of idiots and resentful women in the world!"

"……What's the meaning?"

"Host, please open the task panel by yourself first." The system's voice suddenly became a bit cheap.

"Mission panel." Luo Xingzhou said.Then a large scroll that opened horizontally suddenly appeared in front of my eyes. There were seven small squares on the scroll, with question marks written inside the squares, and red stars engraved under the squares. From left to right, the least number of stars is three, and the most of seven.

"What... is this?" Luo Xingzhou couldn't understand.

"Dangdang! Your task, host, is to attack scumbags! Get their sincerity!" The system said loudly, "The so-called fight poison with poison, and fight evil with evil! To let these scumbags know the value of the truth, we must use experienced scumbags Only the man can go to battle in person! The question mark is unlocked, and the star is the difficulty level. I have calculated the host for you. There are a total of 7 mission objectives. If you want to go home, you only need to complete 3.5 objectives perfectly! The more strategies, the more you can achieve The higher the degree, the richer the reward package after returning home. How about it, whether you are tempted or not?"

"Not at all, I want to go home now."

"Stop talking nonsense and get to work, you liar."

Luo Xingzhou: ...