[Comprehensive British and American] HE saves the world

Bruce Wayne has had no news lately.

That in itself is big news.

To be precise, from a certain point in time, the man who supported half of the Gotham media by himself (by the way, Batman supported the other half) suddenly had no scandals.

Although there are still some scattered scandals, such as gossip about him and a certain Hollywood actress or a certain supermodel, but he himself has not responded or cooperated, so he can tell that it is the woman's hype.

In the past, rumors about this Prince of Gotham were always true and false. He is the best player in this vanity fair. The principal dancer of the ballet troupe... Game players like this cooperate with each other tacitly, and they are their favorite objects-gentlemanly demeanor, sweet words, and generous shots.As long as Bruce Wayne is willing, he will never lack beautiful women by his side.

I don't know when it started, but Bruce Wayne's scandals suddenly disappeared.

By the time people realized it, there was no more romantic news about this former playboy on the market.

Of course, this does not mean that this Gotham celebrity has completely disappeared from the public eye. He is still active in the front line of charity, donating to the school today, cutting a ribbon for the museum tomorrow, and going to Throwing a potluck for the nursing home... Wayne is busy.Newspapers are busy, too, with the Gotham press dutifully documenting Bruce Wayne's every charity event.

However, it is a pity that the public is not interested in what good things Wayne Enterprises has done, because Wayne Enterprises has done too much charity.What month they don't do charity is news.The masses of the people are only passionate about gossip.Bruce Wayne’s philanthropy not only fails to occupy the front page headlines, but also gradually retreats to the second line, or even the third line under the pressure of Batman’s news. Now it has not been squeezed into the middle of the newspaper because everyone still wants to give the flower of Gotham a face .

After half of the gossip from Gotham Baby collapsed, the impact visible to the naked eye is... the performance of the big and small media in Gotham has shrunk this month.

"Batman can no longer be slaughtered."

In the office of the Gotham Gazette, the largest newspaper in Gotham City, the editor-in-chief put down the quarterly report with a heavy face, and said to the chief female reporter Vicki Weir.

"We need Batman, and we need Bruce Wayne." He sighed sadly, and stroked the few remaining hair on the top of his head with his hand, "Although "Counting Bruce Wayne's Past Girlfriends" saved a little bit of sales. , but this trick can no longer be used. What the hell is this playboy doing recently? Is he suddenly not working?"

The blond female reporter raised her beautiful eyebrows and glanced at the notebook in her hand.

"Actually, I also doubted this possibility, so I tried my best to investigate his medical records. In fact, he has been very healthy recently. Except for breaking his tibia and causing soft tissue contusions all over his body due to skiing in Denmark, he has only There are no other questions. I specifically asked the doctor in the hospital, and he did not do any examinations on that aspect, so I think there should be no problem with his male function. "

"Then there is only one possibility for him to suddenly change his gender."

The editor-in-chief crossed his hands, supported his nose, and showed a deep expression.

"My news sense tells me he must have a big news."

"Actually, I think so too." Vicki Weir flipped through her notebook again, "Bruce Wayne has not been seen recently entering or leaving the theaters, high-end restaurants, private cruise ships he used to frequent... and Well, the Wayne family hasn't held a similar party for a long time. Although he still goes out in public with some female public figures, he keeps a polite distance. This is very unusual."

"Playboy suddenly changed his style, so there must be a woman who made him change his habits." A strange light flashed in the eyes of the editor-in-chief of the old fox, "We must find out who this woman is."

He announced his decision to Vicki Weir in the tone of a CIA or FBI director issuing a classified mission to his competent subordinates.

"This task is entrusted to you, Vicky. I will reserve a place for you on the front page of the first issue."

Vicky Vail had a confident smile on her face.

"no problem."

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In many cases, the action of reporters is higher than that of the police, and even higher than that of some superheroes.

And Vicki Weir has always been faster than her Gotham counterparts.

To some of Gotham's upper class, Ms. Vicki Vail has always been more formidable than the Joker.

After all, sometimes, when you meet a clown, you can still die quickly, but when you meet Vicki Weir, you probably can't tell clearly even if your whole body is full of mouth.

And the clown is still locked up in the Arkham Asylum most of the time, but Ms. Vicki Weir is a completely free person, still has countless energy, always active in the front line of investigation, A famous reporter with boundless enthusiasm for his profession.

This TM is very headache.

At least Bruce Wayne has a headache about it.

In fact, even Dick Grayson was a little apprehensive of the lady.After all, when he was first adopted by Bruce, the news about why the billionaire adopted a circus boy written by this lady really impressed him, and even became his psychological shadow for a while.

So he offered his sincerest respect...and pity for Bruce Wayne who had to bypass the reporter.

"I heard that Vicki Weir is working hard to find out who your secret girlfriend is." The little robin with beautiful blue eyes stood on tiptoe, held back a smile and patted his guardian on the shoulder, "Come on Come on, Bruce, while this is a tough and protracted battle, I'm sure you'll be all right."

Although that lady is a character that even Batman would be afraid of.

Bruce Wayne glanced at his adopted son who had a sincere expression but couldn't hide his gloat, and slowly folded his arms and crossed them in front of his chest.

"You haven't forgotten your mission today, Dick?"

Speaking of this, Dick's face became exaggeratedly bitter: "Remember, go to the mall with the disguised Sakiko, fool Vicki Weir, and then go to the ribbon-cutting ceremony and supervise her to memorize the speech you prepared , make an alibi for you... BALABALA..."

Bruce Wayne nodded. He raised his hand and pressed the brim of his baseball cap, hesitated for a moment, and then reached out and patted Dick on the shoulder.

"Thank you, Dick," he said briefly.

"..."

Dick Grayson had the look on his face as if Bruce had turned into mudface in front of him.He maintained his shocked face very impolitely for half a minute, then suddenly woke up and coughed, scratching his cheek and turning his head away.

"It's nothing...it's just a trivial matter." He coughed again, but couldn't help showing a smile on his face, "Robin strikes! Guaranteed to complete the task!"

A faint smile flickered across the corner of Bruce's mouth, but he quickly lowered his head, changed his posture and gait, and walked outside.When he was going out, his eyes intersected briefly with Saki Shinozaki, who was disguised as Bruce Wayne. The other party nodded at him very slightly, and he returned a brief nod, and then left the place. Men's toilet.

This time he disguised himself as an ordinary social youth, wearing a sports sweater and jeans that are quite popular among young people, and a baseball cap with the brim pressed down very low, and soon sneaked to the cinema on the top floor of the shopping mall.

If there was any danger in the process, it was that at the elevator entrance he ran into Ms. Vicki Weir who had rushed to the mall after receiving a tip.

Batman has been tried and tested, Batman is a master of disguise, Batman is secretly scared but still steady.

"By the way, please," Vicki Weir said politely to him.

Bruce Wayne stepped aside silently, watching the female reporter rush out of the elevator, and walked towards "Mr. Wayne" who had just walked out of the men's room with Dick Grayson.

Bruce entered the elevator without saying a word, filled the seat vacated by Vicki Weir, watched the elevator doors close, and silently counted the beating numbers.

He quickly picked up the tickets, entered the movie hall where the show had already started, bowed his waist, walked to the reserved position under the protesting eyes of other audiences, and sat down next to the young woman with long flaxen hair.

"Bru..."

The other party subconsciously turned around and called his name, but the rest of the words were stopped by the fingers pressed on his lips.

"Shh." He whispered a mouth.

Nunnally Lampelucci pursed her lips and smiled, she gently moved to his side, leaned on his shoulder like a snuggle, and hugged his arm.Then he took Bruce's hand from under the armrest of the seat.Her slender fingers hooked his fingers coquettishly, rubbing each other affectionately, and the two of them played a childish chasing game with the fingertips of their little fingers.

Amid the sweet aroma of popcorn and the background sound of the movie, Bruce Wayne felt his heart suddenly soften.

This is the first time he has tried this kind of underground love affair with ordinary people, not as Batman, nor as the heir of Wayne Enterprises, not for those powerful women active in the superhero world, nor for those in Vanity Fair Emerging star supermodels.

Nunnally Lampelucci was Bruce Wayne's psychiatrist, although he has done his best to expunge this record, but in the interests of her career and reputation, for two years, they should not Make the relationship public—psychologists should wait at least two years after the relationship ends with the patient before establishing a personal relationship with the patient.

Therefore, this time is also a very novel experience for Bruce—as an ordinary person, talking about an ordinary love affair under the premise of hiding it from the eyes of the media as much as possible.

The author has something to say:

The AI's posture is so natural that neither Batman nor Robin realizes that the female ninja should not appear so naturally in the huge slot of the men's toilet.

Pull out a FLAG for everyone first, and you won't be stabbed after saying I love you.

I hope that everyone can enjoy this time of eating sugar with peace of mind. Please rest assured that this time is pure sugar, and I haven't started sharpening my knife yet.As a conscientious and honest stepmother, when I sharpen the knife, I will let you see the knife being sharpened.Comparing heart.

To answer 2 questions seen in the comments section:

Q: Is the ending HE?

A: As the copywriting said, it is a traditional and orthodox small words HAPPYEND.

Q: Will you attack other people?

A: No, please understand 1V1 correctly.

The following is the tweet time of the friend:

Ye Xilan: "Heroic Spirit Transformation System [Comprehensive British and American]"

Broccoli's book is super beautiful!Anyone who hasn't seen it, go watch it!No CP, no emotional drama, miss a loss of [-] million! 【Hello】

By the way my favorite part is Robin Hood and Karna!Especially the part about Karna, I watched it several times!Super delicious!

One-sentence introduction: The protagonist is the film king, and the full text will not be lost

Copywriter:

Once time travelling, Qiye found that she was bound to a system that could use heroic cards to transform.

And he wants to use the abilities of these Heroic Spirit Cards to defeat Heroic Spirits from other worlds, and save this world by the way...

"There seems to be a superhero in New York claiming to be King Arthur."

"Masked freaks who don't even have tights get out of Gotham!"

"Is this the character of the gods..."

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There is no way to pass this day.