[Comprehensive British and American] HE saves the world

"Are you there? I know you are."

After saying that sentence, Ada didn't wait for a long time for an answer, but Nunnally's perception told her that Batman had been standing there, watching her wordlessly.

To be honest, she occasionally felt that this man was really like the big black cat she used to masturbate at her friend's house.You take the initiative to approach him and he wants to run, and you walk away disheartened, and he will lie down silently on the path you must pass. When you want a cat to accompany you, you can’t find a cat in the whole world, and you doze off on the bed. Sometimes the cat jumps on the bed again and circles around you.

The most irritating thing is that this black cat is so irritating. When you turn on the computer and work alone, it will quietly lie next to you, silently watching you, silently accompanying you, and it has a good temper Fetch your hair... so that you can't even get angry with it.

Now the situation is that the cat ran away without knowing why.

Fine.

You are not benevolent and I am not righteous.

Ada thought angrily.

——You forced me to do this.

Without hesitation, she lifted the hem of her nightgown, put one hand on the table, and the other on the window frame. With all her strength, she pulled herself up from the wheelchair, and began to perform a task that disabled people should never do. The movement - turn the window.

It is an obvious fact that a person with a severe physical disability should not and cannot attempt the risky behavior of climbing over a table and over a window without the help of others.

Otherwise, she would be in danger of falling completely out of the wheelchair.

Fortunately, before that, Ada felt her eyes dim, and then, a pair of powerful arms held her arms tightly.

"Do you know it's dangerous?" Batman frowned, looking at her disapprovingly.

"But if you don't, you just ignore me." Ada was very aggrieved, "Besides, you will definitely support me, won't you?"

"...Don't do this kind of thing again." Batman's scolding sounded so pale.

"Then you are not allowed to pretend you are not there next time, and you are not allowed to ignore me."

Ada heard a hint of softening from his words, and immediately stretched out her arms to hug Batman's arm, and pressed her weight over it in dissatisfaction—although Nunnally's weight was not enough for a 210-pound Batman. It can only be counted as a weight, not a burden at all.

Batman: "........."

Judging from his expression, Batman now has a deep understanding of what it means to shoot himself in the foot.

Ada also knows that her current state is a perfect interpretation of the lyrics "the one who is favored has nothing to fear"-but so what if she is nothing to fear?

She shook Batman's shoulder aggressively, and put her cheek against it unhappy.

What if the cat doesn't give me a hug?

Of course it's hugging and masturbating!

Think about that meme - I'm going to pin you against the wall and kiss!Do you hear me, press against the wall and kiss! .jpg

Batman finally gave up with a sigh.

"Don't do this next time." He seemed to have finally put aside the lingering thoughts before, and lowered his arms slightly, supporting her waist, "Let go of your hands first, I'll help you sit back on the chair... ...the table is falling."

In fact, from the moment Batman stepped on the table, this poor desk has been making a miserable death moan.

Ada: "..."

I'm sorry for putting you under a weight you shouldn't have to bear (more than [-] pounds for the two of you).

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Batman ultimately failed to alienate Nunnally Lampelucci.

Not only that, but he dreamed of her that night.

To be more precise, he fell into her dream.

Like countless dreams in the past, Bruce Wayne couldn't remember how he appeared here. When he realized it, he was already standing here in Batman's uniform.It took him some time to confirm the situation, but for some reason, the person who would have been by his side when he was involved in the dream in the past did not appear.

He was silent for a few seconds before confirming that he was in a completely strange dream.

He is standing at the entrance of an amusement park.

Thanks to a well-known Arkham resident criminal, Batman has such an aversion to amusement parks that when he first came in, he wondered if he had stumbled into that guy's dream this time, and even subconsciously touched a Hiding the Batarang in your hands, you are ready for battle.

But soon he realized that this place could not be the clown's dream.

In terms of the clown's usual bad taste, this amusement park is too beautiful to be normal.There are no weird and scary mascots, no rabbit dolls with sharp teeth, no blood balloons filled with laughing gas, and no disturbing haunted house mazes... In short, the sun is bright, the sky is blue, and there are cotton candy floating The same pink clouds are full of colorful flowers everywhere, and even the green plants on both sides of the road are lush and vibrant.

The amusement park reverberated with brisk music, and the neon signs and lights flickered brilliantly, so dazzling and joyful.

A clown would never have such a dream.

Batman can assert.

"This is my dream."

A familiar and pleasant female voice came from above, and Batman looked up. At some time, Nunnally Lampelucci was already sitting on the iron-decorated bell tower.She was wearing a black dress in the style of a small dress, with a simple style and an elegant design, which further showed her white skin and slender collarbone.The black skirt was like a blooming flower, and together with her long flaxen hair, it swayed gently with the wind blowing through the bell tower.

The young woman lowered her fair and beautiful face, her purple eyes were as clear and clear as jewels, and she looked at him with a full smile.Then, as if to prove her own words, she raised her slender fingers and pointed far away.

The huge and exquisite Ferris wheel fell from the sky like this, and landed steadily on the place she was pointing at. The dreamy colored lights lit up all at once, like eyes just waking up, blinking non-stop.

"Welcome to my amusement park."

She shook her legs childishly and announced to him from above.

"...I never knew you had this interest." He took another look at the clouds in the sky that were being pinched like a ball of cotton candy, "I mean, I never knew you liked amusement parks so much .”

"Because what you can't get is always there... Cough, I mean what you can't get is the best."

Nunnally snorted softly, and then waved her arms again, like a band conductor arranging her own orchestra. She also directed those candy-colored houses, the clear blue and clear undersea tunnel, and the sweet mirror palace. On the ground, a more beautiful paradise is formed.

"Actually, you came too early, and this dream can only be completed if you come a little later—you went to bed earlier than usual tonight."

"It's you who went to bed too late tonight." Bruce Wayne crossed his arms, and once again had the urge to sigh, "Staying up late is not a good habit."

As a normal...well, for ordinary people, her nighttime schedule often matches Batman's biggest problem.

"You are the only one who is not qualified to say that." Nunnally cast a suspicious look from above.

Bat·Only sleeps 4 hours a day·Why didn't he die suddenly·Xia: "..."

"But forget it." She put down her hand with a smile, and lightly straightened her black skirt, "I'm super angry today, and it's all because of you, so you have to be responsible for making me happy."

Batman didn't know how the black pot that fell from the sky came from. He raised his head and looked at the girl on the clock tower with some puzzlement.

Seeing that he was completely unaware of the problem, Nunnally's voice was a little dangerous.

"You are actually thinking about never coming to see me again, right?" She fiddled with her long hair angrily, "I'm very angry, super angry. It's all your fault, you have to take responsibility Responsibility comes."

Batman: "........."

worse.

He had never had such a clear premonition.Not even when Alfred confiscated his cookies.

The gate of the amusement park slammed shut behind him.

Accompanied by the sound of the chain running, even the door lock is welded to you.

The girl in black had already stood upright on the clock tower, like a bird with bright feathers, folded her arms slightly, and showed him a bright smile that was too ridiculous.

"From now on, you have to play with me all the time." She lightly turned around on the iron moon, "Play until I am happy again. Otherwise, I won't let you out."

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"Let's start by catching me."

The girl winked at him playfully, and then jumped down from the bell tower as lightly as a bird.

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Bruce Wayne learned a hard lesson that night.

——Don't offend the girls.

No matter how gentle, gentle and healing, gentle and amiable she usually is, it won't work.

Otherwise, you won't want to know what they are thinking in private and what they want to do to you.

Some people are coquettishly smiling at you, but in fact, they have prepared a small notebook for you in their hearts, which records your bad deeds one by one, and plans to liquidate you one day.

This is the dream world of Nunnally Lampelucci, she is the absolute master.

That is to say, no matter what happens to Nunnally in the real world, she is omnipotent and can achieve whatever she wants in this dream.

She can not only jump off the clock tower without getting hurt when Batman is chasing her, but also run in front with brisk steps far beyond the limits of reality, so that Batman can't catch up. When Xia finally climbed up the tall building and was about to catch her, he conjured up a small black lace umbrella with a swipe sound, waved his hand triumphantly at him, opened the umbrella and jumped off as a parachute.

Of course, Batman is tried and tested, Batman is good at chases, and Batman eventually catches her.

But that's where the game begins.

Afterwards, Bruce Wayne was forced to accompany her to experience a roller coaster Ferris wheel (why would someone turn the Ferris wheel out of the speed of the roller coaster? Wouldn’t you feel dizzy in your dreams?), using the mammoth, saber-toothed tiger and sloth in the Ice Age movie series Combined with the acceleration of the momentum of rolling down the iceberg, he slid directly from the ice track into the undersea tunnel with a chug, and passed through countless sea creatures. He even experienced what it means to glide on the back of a blue whale.

Afterwards, the mint-flavored lemon-flavored and durian-flavored ice cream mountains are all drizzle (why humans create ice cream with such a horrible taste is really confusing), and what kind of jelly trampoline... Bruce Wayne really doesn’t want to recall The touch when they fell on that giant peach jelly and bounced back, and I don't want to recall the girl's happy and hateful laughter at that moment.

...Although she looks pretty when she smiles.

"Well, I had a great time. So I forgive you."

Fortunately, she let him go in the end with a good mood. After he played so many games with her, she shook the little vengeful notebook in her hand and crossed out the last line in front of him.

Then, the young girl with long flaxen hair came over and kissed him gently on the cheek.

"Give you your customs clearance reward~"

A big golden key was placed in the palm of his hand, and there was a delicate and lovely heart-shaped decoration on it.

The girl winked at him sweetly.

"You hate being caught in a stranger's dream, don't you? Well, I'll give you my dream."

——That is the key to freely enter and exit her dream world.

The author has something to say:

After lying in bed for a whole day, I finally took that breath away.

Oh, so tired.I overestimated not only my hand speed but also my spine last night.

I really want to lick the black cat of the SSS family... woo woo woo...

Speaking of opening the window, I remembered that when I went to the Disabled Persons’ Federation to apply for a disability certificate, the person in charge didn’t bring the official seal in another place, so I asked me to open the window of his office to help him take out the official seal and bring it to him. My head was full? ? ?

Of course I ended up flipping the window.

This disability certificate is too much a test for the disabled [powerless to complain].

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