[Comprehensive British and American] HE saves the world

How does it feel to have your eyesight restored?

Of course it is FEEL!

Especially after directing Kanon to bring all the comic books and DVDs in her room, Ada almost couldn't wait to enjoy the depraved and corrupt life in a dead house.

If it weren't for the fact that the IPAD hasn't been invented in this era, and the smartphone is still a distant and vague concept, Ada even wants to spend all night watching videos, novels and games like in her previous life, so as to make up for all the entertainment she missed during the five years of blindness. .

But now this situation is perfect for her.

After all, Schneizel arranged for her the best private hospital under the name of Britannia Medicine, the most advanced single ward, the best doctors and nurses, and the most expensive treatment.

So this clean and tidy ward not only has a big TV and DVD player, but also an air conditioner with a suitable temperature, considerate medical care... and a Kanon who is as appropriate as Sakiko.

Yes, since Sakiko is still in the hospital (Ada: Are you so involved in AI?), Schneizel sent Canon Maldini to take care of her.

Oh, don't you think it's inappropriate to send a man to take care of your sister?

Since Kanon is transgender this issue is not an issue at all.

In fact, three years ago, when Kanon took Ada to the shopping mall counter to choose skin care products for her for the first time, in Ada's heart, this delicate boy who could apply foundation, eyeliner and lip balm was already her favorite. sisters.

Lying in bed, reading manga and animation, and having someone serving tea and water and cutting fruit is such a wonderful life, Ada sometimes completely forgets that she is still in the hospital recuperating.

Ah, how sweet the cannonballs of capitalism are.More and more.

In this regard, AI has only a brief comment.

"Don't forget that there are cannonballs in the icing."

And Ada's response to this was that she happily turned another page of the comic book, and at the same time forked a piece of Kanon's cut apple and put it in her mouth.

"If you have candy, don't think too much about it." She said very calmly, "Of course I know that this is Schneizel's compensation to me, and I also know that Kanon is doing this to me entirely because of Schneizel." He worked tirelessly in every possible way...Maybe there is also a little bit of his personal affection and concern for me. After all, Kanon is different from that cold-blooded monster Schneizel. It's normal for a girl to feel affection for her."

Ada was amused by Luffy's funny appearance in the comic book for a long time before continuing.

"But what does that matter? I didn't look for real family affection in Schneizel and Kanon."

In a way, she and Schneizel are getting what they need.

"Occasionally, I also feel that you are actually quite cruel." AI said lightly.

"Then your definition of cruelty is too low." Ada shot back, "Compared to these, shouldn't you first explain to me the problem of the target?"

"What?" the AI ​​tried to play dumb.

Ada rolled her eyes at it with all her strength: "Bruce Wayne, why didn't you tell me from the beginning that my target is Batman?"

She now suspects that her AI is trying to kill her, and she has proof.

"Although I don't watch commercial films or superhero movies at all, I've heard of the names of Avengers or Batman..." Ada forked an apple vigorously, pretending that what she forked was the AI ​​itself, " You told me from the beginning that our strategy is Batman, wouldn't it be much easier???"

Although Ada doesn't remember the plot of Batman at all, and she doesn't remember who is behind Batman.

What do you mean she shouldn't have watched Batman cartoons when she was a child?That's how long ago it was!Moreover, she is already a girl living in Two-dimensional, living in an information cocoon with no commercial films or American animations. She has watched hundreds of episodes a year, and she can’t watch the new episodes of the four seasons in spring, summer, autumn and winter. What more classic old dramas of Otomo Katsuhiro, Tomino Yoshiyuki, Oshii Mamoru, Kon Toshi, etc. need to be read on the Internet... Under the bombardment of this kind of information, who can still remember the name of the protagonist in a cartoon when he was a child? !

Now!Which classmate who has never been exposed to American animation after growing up can report the names of the protagonists in "The Powerpuff Girls" and "Teletubbies" without relying on search engines!You are as unfamiliar with the Powerpuff Girls as Ida is with Batman!

"Oh, because Bruce Wayne is a specific term, and Batman is a general term. 'Anyone can be Batman if they just put on that suit.'"

AI calmly popularized Meiman Xiaobai.

"If I told you that the target of your strategy is Batman, then may I ask if you are looking for this Bruce ver Batman, or that Nightwing ver Batman, or that Red Robin ver Batman, or the future Batman? Is it the Angel of Death Batman, or the Clown Batman..."

"Stop, stop-"

Meiman Xiaobai has already started to faint.

"What and what is this... who is Nightwing? Who is Red Robin? What is the future??? What the hell are you talking about???"

"Look." The AI's tone was full of pity, "If I told you that the target of the attack is Batman, the situation will become like this. That's why I told you to let you attack Bruce Wayne, so that there will be no misunderstanding."

Ada only felt that she was about to faint: "Why is this more fascinating than how many versions of Artoria there are on the moon... No, Artoria is still just Artoria... What the hell is this? I want to insult the author!"

AI calmly said: "There are too many authors in the American manga mode, and you can't scold them. I suggest you insult their company directly...By the way, do you know what their company is called?"

"Marvel?"

Ada recalled that after Avengers [-] was released, one of her Weibo mutual friends changed her ID suffix to "Marvel, I am your killer in the world" and insulted Marvel passionately every day, After hesitating for a moment, he replied in a low and uncertain voice.

The AI ​​paused for a long while: "...DC."

"..."

Meiman Xiaobai covered her face in shame.

Fortunately, someone knocked on the door in time, interrupting this death-like embarrassment.Canon Martini's pretty face appeared from behind the door, and he nodded at her.

"Mr. Wayne called and asked if he could come to visit you." Since this hospital is by appointment only, even Bruce Wayne can't come in without an appointment. Kanon looked at her inquiringly, "Excuse me. Promise him, Miss Nunnally?"

"Okay, let him in, please."

Ada quickly stuffed the comic book back under the bed, and put the fruit plate from the bed back on the bedside table, then nodded reservedly at Kanon.

"I understand." A slight smile flashed in Kanon's eyes, he walked in and cleaned up the room for Ada, then bowed slightly and backed out.

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So, when Bruce Wayne came in with his large bouquet of violets, he was greeted by a ward that was clean and tidy enough to be a model room, with a soft and elegant smile on his face, and Joseph Kang on his lap. Nunnally from Ladd's Heart of Darkness Hardcover.

The world's number one detective put his hand to his lips and coughed lightly, pretending that he didn't see the corner of "One Piece" hidden under her blanket.He consciously walked to the window sill, and personally inserted the large bouquet of vibrant violets|into the glass vase, and by arranging the flowers, he gave the man who peeked at the comics time to stuff the book into the innermost part of the bed.

"I didn't expect the meeting that was scheduled on Tuesday to be held at the hospital." He estimated the time and turned around, showing a smile that belonged to the prince of Gotham, "I didn't expect to be in the territory of Gotham That incompetent Batman should really come out and apologize for letting you be attacked like this."

"Uh……"

There was a strange look on Nunnally Lampelucci's face.

Under the influence of the Britannia family (accurately, Schneizel, who had just snatched the power from Charles), Nunnally's disappearance was combined with the strange building explosion that suddenly appeared in the sky of Gotham. Stripped away.The former was said to be an ordinary violent crime in Gotham, and the latter was distorted into another alien attack under Kanon's proper handling.

So in theory, it's perfectly normal for Bruce Wayne, one of the ignorant masses, to make such an evaluation.

Regardless of what he actually thinks.

"I don't think Batman can be blamed for this." Nunnally seemed to be trying to defend her savior, "He has worked very hard, and you see, he did save me, right? He's done a good enough job as a hero."

"He should have done better, he could have done better." Bruce Wayne's voice showed a trace of coldness, as well as an imperceptible real anger, "Stop treating that kind of person as a superhero , Dr. Lampelucci. Superhero? That guy flying around the metropolis all day may be, but Batman is not, he can't hold a downed plane, and he can't save everyone from an earthquake in a split second, He can't even save someone like you."

"But why does Batman have to be able to save 'people like me'?"

The young woman whose arms and legs were still wrapped in bandages asked rhetorically.There was still gauze on her cheek, and her complexion was extremely sickly and pale.But her eyes were still bright, as bright as the sun among the clouds, or the firelight on the snow.

"It wasn't his fault that he couldn't hold up a downed plane, that he couldn't rescue everyone from an earthquake in an instant. If I had to put it that way, it was also my fault that I couldn't walk with my legs, and that I couldn't get myself out of danger. gone."

Her tone was calm, but also tough.

"If I died in the attack yesterday, the only one who was at fault would be my attacker. Other than that, I can only blame my bad luck. I didn't blame him for not coming to rescue me in time. For my business It's wrong to blame Batman, Bruce, you should be fair."

"...Okay." Bruce Wayne was silent for a while, before he said dryly, "I mean, I never thought you would say these things to me."

It seemed that what he said just now was too ambiguous, so he paused, corrected and added.

"I mean, I never thought, Dr. Lampelucci, that you would use such harsh terms. In our past consultations, you have never used these... imperatives and judgments."

Not to mention mentioning your own situation directly.

Bruce Wayne swallowed the words silently.

"That's because I was talking as your doctor before, but the consultation between us is coming to an end." Nunnally Lampelucci's tone was very gentle, "If you need it, I will help you Recommend other specialists in the field of PTSD, but I can no longer continue to treat you as your doctor."

"...I'm sorry, did my words offend you?"

Bruce Wayne's tone was veiled of shock.

"Offended? No, of course not."

A look of surprise flashed in Nunnally Lampelucci's eyes.

"It's just that I can't be your psychiatrist anymore."

The author has something to say:

Sorry for the late update today...

In fact, I have almost finished writing at noon, but no matter how I look at it, I feel that it is wrong and cannot be published, so I deleted and rewritten the whole thing.It is dragged to this point while rewriting, deleting, modifying and modifying.

I have no way to send out things that I am not satisfied with for everyone to see.

I'm really sorry to keep everyone waiting.

PS: A cold knowledge, in the United States, it is illegal for psychologists to fall in love with their patients.

PPS: Another cold knowledge, DC took the lead in breaking the law (it’s true that they have engaged in a relationship between a psychiatrist and a patient, more than once), and Batman is a well-known criminal who knows the law (a man decides to put on a vampire costume Say goodbye to law-abiding forever when you go out to beat others and trespass every night).

Bruce Wayne, an odd man who DISS BRUCEY BABY in Batman mode, DISS Batman in Brucey mode.I scold myself for being okay.