[Comprehensive British and American] HE saves the world

Dick has been under a lot of stress lately.

The reason is simple—Bruce has been so fucking scary lately.

And it's still the kind of scary that doesn't divide time.

Bruce is usually scary and divided into time periods.When he's in Batman mode, there's nothing to say, he's revenge, he's Night, he's Batman, he's fear personified.Batman is scary for granted.When he's in Bruce Wayne mode -- in other words, when he's not wearing that heavy black uniform -- he's relatively easy to talk a lot, well, relatively speaking.

But these days, things have changed.

The first thing that made him feel wrong happened during the night watch. When Robin violated Batman's order again and fought the criminal face to face, Batman who rushed to the scene did not scold him!

Batman didn't scold him! ?

No, to be more precise - he stopped in the middle of cursing!He actually stopped!He swallowed the words back!

Dick couldn't help having a very bad premonition.

But this is just the beginning.

Afterwards, like a wild dog running loose, it went in a very disturbing direction.

Bruce Wayne began to hesitate to talk to him.

When he first started with "Dick..." and then fell into a 15-minute silence, Dick thought he found out that he didn't do his homework.

Seriously, it wouldn't surprise him, Batman always knows everything, right?

It wouldn't be unacceptable for Dick if Bruce scolded him for it.Let's just say it's normal.

But he didn't say anything, just put his head down and sighed, and then he went away--he went away!

This is very scary.Seriously, this is already scary.

But what Dick didn't expect could be a little more terrifying.

The next day Bruce puts his hands on his shoulders, and Dick froze when he started with "Dick..." again and gave that hesitant look.He began to think frantically in his mind whether he had done anything that he couldn't do recently... Since the story of the double-faced man should have been turned over here, he probably didn't do anything to make Bruce show this expression thing? !

Was it discovered that he secretly loaded his own laughter on the Batarang?

Or is it exposed that the hacking progress bar sign on the bat computer was changed to Robin's Q-version mugshot?

It couldn't be because he tried to steal the Batmobile before that made him embarrassed like this!please!Hasn't Bruce gotten used to the fact that he's always trying to steal the Batmobile? ? ?

But Bruce still didn't say anything, he just shook his head, let out that heavy sigh that made Dick's skin crawl again, and walked away in silence again.

"Bruce...?" Dick couldn't help calling him from behind, "I, what have I done wrong recently?"

"No?" Bruce looked back confused, oh my god, was that look of guilt on his face, "No, you didn't do anything wrong. You acted well, Robin."

"..."

It's over.

Dick shuddered violently.

Bruce probably knows that it was me who secretly turned his uniform pink last time.

Dick thought desperately.

Dick was upset.Dick was very, very upset.

Dick's unease came to a head because of what had happened last night.

After his night watch last night, Bruce himself brought him a strawberry milkshake.

Yes, not the usual coffee brought by Alfred, but a cup of strawberry milkshake served by him himself.And most likely Bruce did it himself.

Please, strawberry milkshake? !

— my goodness.

Dick was so frightened that his hair would fly.

Although it was impolite, he really took a few steps back in fright.

Bruce was taken aback when he saw this, but he took a deep breath, as if he had made up his mind, and then—

"We need to talk about—" he said to Dick.

"No no no I still have homework! I'm leaving Bruce first!!!"

Dick showed the flexibility that a circus acrobat should have and the agility that a Robin should have, and he literally flipped from the first floor to the second floor in three seconds, and then disappeared into his room in an instant.

This f*ck is horrible.

From that day on, Dick started walking around Bruce.

In fact, at the beginning, he wondered whether Bruce had some terminal illness, or whether he had suffered some permanent damage at the hands of the double-faced man, because he felt that Bruce would only do this under the premise that the two of them might not have one. an astonishing behavior.

But Dr. Tompkins dismissed his idea.Bruce is healthy, Dick is healthy, and their bodies are still strong enough to leap over Gotham's skyscrapers in the middle of the night and kick criminals' asses hard with their boots.

So Dick turned to doubt whether Bruce was going to dissolve his adoption relationship, but he hadn't found conclusive evidence yet.

He also wondered if Bruce had been replaced, but he sneaked over to Arkham to make sure—yes, Mudface was still in jail—so at least it wasn't Mudface that turned into Bruce. to lie to him.

Dick's little head was full of big question marks.

By the way, many, many, many question marks.

When Dick got hit in the head with a basketball because of Bruce's abnormality in an after-school activity, Dick knew that things must not continue like this.

He had to sort this out, if only by himself.

"Okay, Dick, now only you can fix this."

He silently changed into casual clothes, skipped class and slipped out of the gate of Bristol Secondary School.

"Robin, Go! (Robin, Go!)"

—that's why Dick was in Nunnally Lampelucci's psychiatric clinic.

If you want to find a source for all the abnormal behavior of Bruce Wayne recently.

thought Dick.

That's why he recently started seeing a psychiatrist.

Before coming to the clinic, Dick actually had a lot of conjectures about [Nunnaly Lampeluki], an observation subject ranked A in the Batman Concern File.

He even wondered if she was some hidden supervillain—after all, a psychiatrist was a high-risk job in Gotham—like Scarecrow or Hugo Strange.

She looked like he was driving Bruce crazy after all.

Arkham has had enough escaped prisoners, we don't need another Batman.Dick thought uneasily but firmly.

Think about it.Dick thought blankly.Arkham can't even stop the killer crocodile, how can it stop Batman.

And he didn't have that confidence at all—the confidence that if his adoptive father went crazy, he could be arrested and brought to justice.

Then again, that's Batman.

So Dick felt that he must have a good chat with this psychiatrist.

If she's another high-intelligence lunatic, then he'll have to find a way to make Batman see her for who she really is; if she's an ordinary psychiatrist...

Then he is not at a loss.

Dick Stress Sandra Grayson: He thinks he really needs to see a therapist right now anyway.And this Dr. Lampelucci is also a top student in psychology at the University of Pennsylvania.

Anyway, this trip will not be a loss.Dick wasn't afraid at all.

This kept him in a very relaxed and happy mood, and even made the assistant at the front desk laugh while waiting.To have a smile on her face as she went to the consultation room to tell Dr. Lampelucci that her client was coming.

And this seemed to surprise Nunnally Lampelucci too.

"Please sit down." After beckoning him to sit down, a little smile appeared on her face, "It's rare for me to see someone Linda likes so much."

"That's a pity, she is a very lovely girl."

While talking, Dick sat on the chair opposite Nunnally, adjusted a comfortable posture, and gently swayed his calves.

"By the way, this is the first time for me to do psychological counseling. Is there any precautions, doctor? Will it be like on TV, where you take out a small pendulum and shake it at me, and then I will go back to my childhood and return to my childhood?" Go to what memory in the past, and then discover my dark heart BALABALA... Then wake up in a flash, and I will no longer be the same me in the past?"

"Of course not." Nunnally seemed to be amused by his words, she shook her head lightly, "Psychology is not witchcraft, and hypnosis is not as magical as on TV. We are just chatting casually today, although I I don’t know what you want to talk about, but you can say whatever you want, and I’m willing to listen to it.”

"That's great!"

Dick perked up all of a sudden.

He wanted to complain about Bruce for a long time!But there is no suitable person!

Complaining to Alfred about this is obviously inappropriate, and Commissioner Gordon... oh forget it, poor Commissioner has had enough, look at his gray hair, who can imagine that he is actually better than Alfred How many years younger!It was even more impossible to talk to his classmates at school. Teenagers were all big mouthers, and he didn't want to go back and hear gossip about Bruce Wayne from his classmates that had been completely distorted.

Although the position of this psychiatrist is currently unknown in the file...but even the Scarecrow and Dr. Hugo will respect the patient's privacy!They never tell others about their patients' privacy!Although they had no professional qualities (if they had, they wouldn't be in Arkham), Dick believed their occupational disease-keeping secrets was the occupational disease of psychologists.

(Not to mention her assessment with Bruce was "to be seen" rather than "dangerous.")

Dick told himself so.

(I will discuss family issues with her, and I will never talk about anything else.)

"Actually, I'm here to consult on how to deal with my father, my adoptive father... He's put too much pressure on me recently."

He couldn't wait to confide his dissatisfaction with Bruce to the therapist.Probably the child was really suffocated, as soon as he opened his mouth, it was like a dam releasing flood water, talking endlessly.

"Although because the age difference is not big enough, he can't legally adopt me. He is only my guardian in the legal sense, but in my heart he is my father. I respect him very much, and I am very happy to become family and friends with him, I'm sure he thought so too, but..."

But Bruce is too irritating a lot of the time!

When Dick mentioned this, he was very dissatisfied.

"He's a nice guy, but he can be really annoying sometimes!" That's too much to say, "'Don't do this!' 'Don't do that!' 'You're so ignorant' 'You Do you know what you will lose if you are careless for a while'...God, it is endless! Although I also know that he has good intentions, I am not as useless as he thinks!"

Nunnally pondered for a moment, and said, "It's not that you hate him for always taking care of you, but that he always..."

"Always treat me like a little kid," Dick added. "I've been able to help him—and he's asked me to help him—but every time something happens to him he drops I'll go it alone!"

Every time, whenever there was something really troublesome, Batman would leave Robin alone.

"And don't tell me anything!" Dick was even angrier at this point. "You know what? Every time we meet... every time we play a guessing game! He guesses the answer and never tells me Me! Let me guess! He is just like Sherlock Holmes, who obviously guessed the truth and said to Watson, "Oh, my dear friend, I can't tell you now, why don't you guess it yourself?" ——I guessed wrong and he didn't tell me! This is really too much!"

"It sounds like... you do have reasons to be angry."

Nunnally Lampelucci nodded approvingly, and Dick even felt that what she was trying to say just now was 'Sounds like it really deserves a beating'.But because the young psychiatrist seemed too delicate and gentle, he attributed this flash of thought to his own delusion.

"The most infuriating thing is how much he rules me - but he never manages to do it himself!"

Dick was even angrier at the thought.

"He never cared about his body! He didn't treat his injuries well, and he couldn't stop him if his bones were broken... He couldn't stop him from skydiving! And he didn't listen to people every time he did those super dangerous things. Persuasion! A lot of times they don’t let me help him!”

When Dick said this, he suddenly became discouraged. He bent down very aggrieved, and his whole body was nestled in the seat, looking a little smaller.

"We are obviously family."

——We are obviously partners.

"I wanted to be his help ... I wanted to make it easier for him, I wanted to make him less miserable, so I became ... his family."

—That's why I became Robin.

"When he left me out, I was very sad. When I saw him hurt, I felt as if I was hurt... I really hope he can understand my feelings, I hope he can be more Tell me something."

—I hope he can let me share his pain.

"I know he regards me as his own child, and I know how much he loves me. He is a man who is not good at expressing himself, and I don't blame him for that. But..."

Dick almost laughed bitterly when he said this.

"Can he think more about my feelings? Can he stop making his own decisions about everything and ask me to follow his pace after making his own decisions? Can he stop deciding what is best for me? I'm not him My little follower—”

——Robin is not Batman's little sidekick.

"I'm sorry." Dick buried his face in his hands, and after a while he raised his head and smiled wryly at Nunnally, "I was a little too emotional just now. Sorry. Shall we talk about something else? Like my What about campus life?"

"It's okay." The young female doctor said softly, "I have roughly understood the situation. Are you troubled by the relationship with your father?"

"Yeah." Dick shrugged, pretending to smile lightly, "This kind of situation...doctors should have seen it a lot, do you have any good suggestions?"

Nunnally's voice was still soft and gentle: "In your case, I generally recommend family therapy."

The smile on Dick's face suddenly disappeared: "...Then let's not do it."

Home therapy with Batman?Just imagining it makes me want to vomit.

Nunnally's tone was modest but firm: "This is the most effective method. I suggest you contact your father, and it is best to get his consent. This kind of problem needs to be changed together by both parties."

Dick: "Uh I think..."

I don't think he will change.

There is an irresistible magic in Nunnally's words: "Try it."

...Okay, just try it.

Dick mustered up the courage to pull out his cell phone and call Bruce, but no one answered, not surprisingly.

——Speaking of which, has Bruce woke up at all?

Just as Dick was about to say, "Let's forget it", when he looked up, he saw Nunnally's smile.Although her eyes were closed and she couldn't see anything in theory, Dick was still shocked by the non-existent sight.

So he called Bruce again.

This time he was hung up.

"..."

Dick hesitated to speak and looked at Nunnally. For some reason, when he saw her smile that didn't change at all, his cold sweat broke out.

"Please continue." Her voice was soft like a spring breeze, but it made Dick shiver uncontrollably.

Also, let's try again.

he said to himself.

This time the call was connected, and there was a grumpy silence on the other end of the line.

"..."

"..."

To die, Bruce really didn't wake up.

"It's Bruce like this..." Dick said guiltily, "I'm here with Dr. Lampelucci now... um... for some psychological consultation about puberty... Well, Dr. Lampelucci would like you to come and do a Family counseling or something... Just, are you free now?"

Bruce's voice sounded like it crawled out of hell: "Why are you there with her, shouldn't you be at school at this hour, Dick?"

"…………"

Dick subconsciously bit the tip of his tongue and was completely afraid to speak for a moment.

"Any more questions, Dick?" Bruce's voice sounded a hundred times deeper than usual, approaching Batman infinitely.

"No, there is no problem." Dick replied quickly.

Bruce hung up the phone quickly.

Dick: ...

Although it is not impossible to understand Bruce's straightforwardness, after all, if it is really a critical moment, Dick will not use his mobile phone to contact him. Batman and Robin have special communication tools.

But Bruce, you are too indifferent!

On the sidelines, Nunnally Lampelucci took a deep breath.

"Call me." Her tone was so gentle that Dick shuddered.

I don't know why, at this moment, this blind girl in a wheelchair is actually more terrifying than Batman.

Dick handed the phone over reflexively.

Blindness didn't seem to prevent her from using these electronic technology products. Nunnally Lampeluki found the dial key familiarly with her eyes closed, and redialed the call just now.

beep - beep - beep -

Dick only felt that the voice of the phone was more frightening than the countdown he heard when dismantling bombs in the past.

The unease lasted until the phone was connected again.From the other end came Bruce Wayne's extremely violent voice.

"Dick you—"

"Hello, are you the parents of Richard John Grayson?"

A soft female voice interrupted Bruce Wayne, I don't know if it was because of the faint coldness in her voice, both sides of the phone fell silent at the same time.Only Dick felt an inexplicable chill almost like being called by the principal because his full name was suddenly called.

"I'm a psychologist at XX Clinic. Just call me Dr. Lampelucci. Mr. Grayson came to our hospital today. According to his condition, I think we should organize a family therapy session for you. When are you free? Can you come to the clinic with your son?"

There was a rustling sound from the other end of the phone. It seemed that Bruce had finally come to his senses. He sat up, cleared his throat, and tried to regain Bruce's baby's usual casual tone.

"It's like this. I have a job recently, so I'm not very free..."

"Is it your job to sleep in meetings, Mr. Wayne?"

Nunnally Lampelucci's voice was still soft as water, but Dick felt as if icy scum was falling.

He silently pulled his chair towards the door, away from the smiling psychiatrist.He looked up at her almost in awe.

"I……"

Bruce's voice sounded a little guilty, but Nunnally Lampelucci didn't give him a chance to defend himself at all. Her voice was still so soft, but it had a more powerful force than a blizzard.

"Or would you rather go to a party with supermodels and actresses than go to a counseling session with your adopted son? Even if your poor expression and immature personality have given you The adopted son brought considerable harm and pressure?"

"No, of course I didn't mean that..." Bruce's defense was extremely weak.

"Of course, if it's my personal age and identity that make you have doubts about me, you don't want to trust my judgment, and you can't be honest with me, I can also introduce you to other experienced doctors, please don't mind this " She even chuckled softly, "The most important thing in psychological counseling is compatibility. If you think I'm not suitable, you can change to another doctor. Please don't have any worries. I just hope that you and your adopted son can feel good Some, I don't mind what you think of me. Would you like me to connect you with a doctor who specializes in stress and family relationships, Mr. Wayne?"

"When will you be free, Dr. Lampelucci?"

Bruce caved, his voice sounding like a toothache.

"We can make an appointment for ... this family consultation."

"How about four o'clock in the afternoon next Saturday? And please don't be late, Mr. Wayne."

"I...I know."

"Then see you later."

"……goodbye."

Nunnally Lampelucci hung up the phone.Smile at Dick.

"Hope to see you here with your father next time. Dick."

Dick Grayson in awe.

The author has something to say:

Today's update has 6000+, which counts as an update.

ssssr's two shallow water bombs I have repaid.

Dick is really good at brainstorming, you should read "Detective Comics" Chapter 871-881 Dick's nightmare after being poisoned by fear gas.

He imagined that both of his legs were eaten by the guests, and then Barbara ate him, shouting "I love you!" while eating him.At that time, I thought he was really easy to catch horses.

It is said that there is also a plot in the Nightwing magazine, which is also a fear gas. Dick imagined that he, Donna and Roy's noble circle is really a chaotic love triangle series.

Dick Life is a Play Grayson.It's a great loss for the American TV industry that he didn't become a screenwriter.

PS: Part of the plot in this chapter comes from real life. When I accompanied a friend to see a doctor, I saw the psychiatrist call and severely scolded my relative and friend’s scumbag father.Honestly, it's cool.

PPS: By the way, although the stalk of "Onyxia took a deep breath" is already the tears of the times, I still couldn't help playing it (I haven't played Warcraft and it doesn't prevent me from playing the stalk).

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Cha Zhi "[Comprehensive British and American] Magical Girl in Gotham", CP Dick.Both the heroine and dick are so cute!It's a light and sweet text like pure white cotton candy!

I really want to see big and young BG fans, but I can't find one I like, so I worked so hard to get this leg meat from Zhijiang, everyone must try it!

The heroine is the kind of ancient magical girl, not the kind of dark and cruel Madoka!It's the Pretty Cure type!Super cute and sweet!Magical Girl and Wonderboy are a perfect match!

The copy is as follows:

Kobato Zeshiro, 14 years old, the strongest magical girl of the new generation, is currently based in Gotham due to work transfer.

On the first day of transferring to Gotham Middle School, she met the biggest opponent in her life.

Dick Grayson.

A teenager who, like her, is used to being the focus of other people's attention and standing in the C position in interpersonal relationships.

Some people will turn the competition into a vicious/event, while others will turn the competition into a virtuous circle.

Fortunately, both Koto and Dick are the latter.

So the two of them began to shine more, work harder, and show more charm-this should have been a good thing.

But the problem is that neither of them realizes the reason for their rivalry.

I also didn't grasp the speed of the competition.

...Then the guardians of the two received excited calls from the school.

"Your child is a gymnastics genius, it's a pity not to participate in the Olympics!!!"

Bruce Wayne: ...?