[Comprehensive British and American] HE saves the world

The last Servant was summoned on the morning of the third day of the Holy Grail War.

Yes, Jason Todd finally managed to summon his own Servant.The job description is A.venger (Avenger), theoretically speaking, it is a very powerful heroic spirit, whoever draws this heroic spirit, the kind of powerful DPS that will directly increase the chance of winning the Holy Grail War by ten times.

But the problem is that the timing and place of Jason's successful summoning are very wrong.

It was early in the morning, when he finished his morning physical training and went to take a shower.

The location was the bathroom, and when the incident happened, he was still rinsing the foam off his head under the shower.

…and then his bathroom blew up.

The heroic spirit he summoned (doodled while he was idle in the shower) blew up his bathroom in a flash of fire, and then got into a mess with Jason who only had time to wrap himself in a scarf.

The scene is unusual DC, unusual Hollywood, unusual blockbuster.

Only Jason's head was full of question marks, and he was able to continue the fight entirely because he was also a man who naturally didn't know how to write the word "admit defeat".

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"I heard that A.venger (Avenger) fought with Jason as soon as he was summoned, and almost burned Wayne Manor again."

Ada asked with a smile, her eyes drifting unconsciously to the inside of the manor.

The manor, which had already suffered a great crime, was almost destroyed by fire again.As a result, the old British butler showed a rather ugly look, and it was rare that he still had a bad face when he was entertaining guests.

Ada was very understanding.Anyway, the next person to clean up the blasted bathroom, repair the damaged sewer pipes, remove the smoky charred marks on the walls... Alfred anyway.In the face of such a heavy workload, even the tried and tested old British butler will inevitably get angry.

This made her raise her hand, and very (lucky) (disaster) (happy) (happy) (sincere) drew a cross on her chest.

May God bless you, Jason.

She thought without any sincerity.

And this premonition reached its peak after she entered Wayne Manor.

As soon as Ada entered the living room, she saw the Heroic Spirit and Jason standing opposite each other with a stack of books on their heads.The stack of books was full of tomes, and Ada felt a pain in her cervical spine just looking at them. The two problem children obviously couldn't bear it, but such a heavy punishment on their heads did not prevent them from going on. Staring at each other, trying to kill each other with their eyes.

There is no doubt that the person who punished them was of course Alfred.

No matter how many years have passed, Alfred is the most feared man in Wayne Manor, bar none.

"Are you the supervisor of this Holy Grail War?"

Seeing Ada come in, the last Heroic Spirit looked at the nun's clothes on her, and his eyes suddenly became cold, mixed with disgust that was absolutely unmistakable.

"Tsk, the clergy...the guy I hate the most."

It was a young woman in black armor. She had a pale complexion and an exaggerated haughty expression. The long hair hanging down to her waist was almost white gold, like gold that had faded away.There was a black rapier pinned to her waist, and the battle flag with the black evil dragon mark printed on it was casually pressed under her body, looking very rough.

"I'm glad to meet you."

Ada imitated Kotomine Kirei's tone, deliberately used such a tone that seemed sincere but hypocritical, and then silently suppressed the happy smile on her lips amidst the woman's bluish face that suddenly became angry.

Ah, joy.

Is this the joy of bullying Tsundere?

Of course Ada recognized who the heroine in front of her was.

Rather, there is no FGO player who does not know this woman in front of her—she is the legend who once made the mobile game "Fate/Grand Order" top the IOS krypton gold list! ! !

When her card pool opened back then, how many players shouted "wife!" and "you are the card I want most!" rushed into the pool, turning one after another RMB into Saint Quartz, and then Hulala thrown into the water.

Joan of Arc (Alter), affectionately referred to by FGO players as "Black Jean" and (crossed out) "the best woman in Chaldea" (crossed out).A forgery of Joan of Arc, and a possibility for her.

If Joan of Arc came back to life, she should be full of resentment and anger towards those who killed her, and let the fire of vengeance from hell burn them all—the former subordinates of Joan of Arc had such thoughts in mind, Made Joan of Arc (Alter).

Joan of Arc didn't originally have a dark side.

But the man, maddened by the pain of her death, created this "dark possibility".

In every way, Joan of Arc (Alter) is the opposite of the real Joan of Arc.

However, in a sense, she is the greatest possibility.

If Joan was not a girl who was a saint both in heart and soul, then, after all the tragic betrayals, she might have become such a resentful avenger.

In theory, Jason and Heizhen should get along very well.

Look at them, they are all tsundere who can't sincerely express their kindness, they are all short-tempered, and they all have a soft heart under the hot appearance... When they meet, shouldn't they cherish each other at first sight? ?

Ada looked at the two people who were huddled together in front of them, looking at each other and hating each other, and felt a little confused.

"This is probably same-sex repulsion."

Next to her, Andersen, who is sitting on the sofa in the living room and playing with a tablet computer, hits the nail on the head.

Worthy of being a great writer.

And the target who was hit by the needle became violent at the same time, pointed at the other party and turned his head, and said in unison——

"—Who is the same-sex repulsion with him (her)!?"

Andersen shrugged.It's like saying "Look".

Well, same-sex repels.

One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, even one male and one female.

Putting the two Tsundere together will not be sympathetic to each other, but will only ignite two gunpowder barrels at the same time, causing a series of earth-shattering chain explosions.

Thanks to Alfred, if it weren't for his strong power, Wayne Manor might not be razed to the ground today.

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"I came here today to tell Mr. Wayne about the progress of this Holy Grail War."

Of course, Ada didn't just go to Wayne Manor to watch the fun (although this is also a large part of the reason), she came here today mainly to tell them one thing.

"Two days after the start of the Holy Grail War, Assassin (Assassin), Lancer (Lancer), and AlterEgo (his personality) have all retired, and their Master (Master) cannot continue to participate in the Holy Grail War. Now they are still in this world. Among the Servants, the Berserker (Berserker) Master and Servant have expressed their intention to withdraw from the Holy Grail War."

Ada took a sip of the coffee Alfred gave her—of course she doesn't like coffee, but in order to prevent herself from being exposed to the Wayne family, drinking black tea is really a point that attracts too much attention, although She could be fooled by coincidence, but considering Batman's detective ability, she still chose to drink coffee as a disguise - after barely drinking two sips of coffee for business, she put down the coffee cup expressionlessly.

Those unglamorous eyes turned to Bruce Wayne just like that.

"Most of the remaining Servants belong to your camp. I would like to ask, how do you plan to decide who will become the Holy Grail Master?"

"Father, of course." Damian said confidently, "Only a father is worthy of the Holy Grail."

Jason, the rebellious young man of the family, snorted. When Damian glared at him, he moved his shoulders and dropped the pile of tomes on top of his head.

"I don't agree." He deliberately emphasized his voice, "Maybe it's a good thing that the thing called the Holy Grail fell into the hands of the old guy, but I won't let the old guy get this thing so easily, no way, even if it is him If you want it, you have to work hard.”

"Hey, Jason..." Dick tried to smooth things over, "I think it would be nice for Bruce to get the Holy Grail if it's okay..."

"Shut up, Dickie Bird." Jason interrupted him coldly, "Our wishes are no lower than Bruce's wishes. Each of us has a wish that we want to entrust to the Holy Grail, since we don't take it for granted If you want to give this opportunity to realize your wish to others, there is no reason to give it to Bruce casually."

Dick didn't know what to say for a moment: "Jay..."

"I guess you haven't really figured out yet what a chance to grant any wish means, Dick."

Jason sighed.

"That means that even if you want to resurrect someone, the Holy Grail can still be achieved, right, Miss Overseer?"

Ada paused, then nodded slowly.

"For the Holy Grail, this is a relatively easy wish to fulfill."

At least it is much better than world peace and saving all mankind.

Some wish-makers are simply trying to embarrass the Holy Grail, and they are talking about you, the little prince Emiya Kiritsugu who has the second disease in cat ears, and the shady habitual criminal Kotomine Shirou... Bah, Amakusa Shiro Tokisada.

"So I won't give up the Holy Grail to Bruce." Jason said slowly, "If he wants it, let him get it himself."

Dick was speechless.

Past conflicts do not disappear with time.

Even if Jason is back at Wayne Manor, it doesn't mean something is over.

Some things don't pass and never will.

"I can give up my part if Bruce wants to."

Sitting back to back with Andersen, Tim, who was holding a tablet in one hand and a coffee cup in the other, looked up. His face looked like he would drown in his coffee cup at any moment.

Jason raised his eyebrows high: "So you want to fight us on Bruce's side, Xiaohong?"

Red Robin nodded: "If necessary."

Jason stood up: "Very well, then I will..."

A fight... or rather, a bloody murder is about to happen here.

Ada coughed, attracting the attention of everyone present.

"Why should a family fight and kill?"

To save everyone's life.Ada has a suggestion.

"How about a culinary knockout tournament to decide which of you has the Holy Grail?"

The author has something to say:

I thought for a long time how to deal with the heroic spirits of the Bat family.

In the end I threw away my brain.Thanks to Fujimoto, he told me that the most important thing in creation is happiness and freedom.

Carry out comedians to the end!

Let's write about Chef's Holy Grail War! ! !

(Bruce Wayne slowly made a question mark)

PS: Jason could have won for sure, if he hadn't drawn Heizhen (point wax)