Mr. Dang Ba is pregnant with the little dumb cub

"Traveling???" Huo Jingxuan's eyes widened, "Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a prince?"

Huo Jingxuan's grades are not good, but he is familiar with online novels.

"No," Huo Jinghan replied, "The longer the travel time, the higher the risk factor. For the first experiment, we have to be careful, and it is best not to exceed 30 years."

"30 years..." Huo Jingxuan rested his chin and thought, "Yes! How about we go back to the time when Dad went to school? Dad always dislikes me for not studying hard. I don't believe it. He was a good student back then. What!"

Huo Jinghan: "Uh...which father are you talking about?"

Huo Jingxuan made an "o" gesture, Huo Jinghan suppressed a smile and understood.

"Okay," Huo Jinghan said, and entered a series of data on the computer.

"The time we travel through is not included in the time in the real world, so no matter how long we travel, you will still have time to write tonight's homework." Huo Jinghan said.

"Don't mention homework!" Huo Jingxuan said furiously.

Huo Jinghan: "Finished! You can wear it now!"

Huo Jingxuan said "oh", got up, and went to pull the desk drawer.

Huo Jinghan had black lines on his face: "..."

Huo Jinghan: "It's not like that! I'm not Doraemon!"

"Didn't you see my machine! What are you doing pulling the desk!" Huo Jinghan pointed at the closet-like machine and shouted.

"Hey, come on, get into the cabinet." Huo Jinghan said.

Huo Jingxuan obediently got in, and Huo Jinghan followed closely.

It was pitch black, and it was very noisy with people coming and going outside.

"Where are we wearing it? It's so crowded here." Huo Jingxuan asked in a low voice.

"Wait, let me do the math..." Huo Jinghan said.

"It should be in a cabinet."

As soon as the words were finished, the door of the cabinet was opened, and the sun shone in. Huo Jingxuan "slapped—" and fell face-to-face on the ground, throwing himself on his back.

"You guys..." Huo Lei in high school just came back from swimming class to change clothes. He was naked except for a pair of swimming trunks. He had a strong figure and a handsome appearance.

He said in surprise, "You stole my clothes! Pervert!"

"No! It's not like that!" Huo Jingxuan stood up and shouted, after seeing the person in front of him clearly, he was speechless immediately.

His face suddenly turned more than half red, and he was so hot that he panicked, and the overwhelming barrage in his brain was only four words:

"Fuck! So handsome!"

Huo Jingxuan's nosebleed mixed with saliva, and red hearts popped out of his eyes.

"Is it disgusting?" Huo Lei pushed Huo Jingxuan away, and said to Huo Jinghan, "Come out soon! Do my underwear smell so good!"

Huo Jinghan came back to his senses, "Oh, oh, good, good..."

Shao Mo came over, put his shoulders on Huo Lei's shoulder and said with a smile: "Let me see, who made our little Ah Lei angry?"

Huo Jingxuan whispered in Huo Jinghan's ear: "This is the perverted uncle my father said, the one who coveted our father."

"Bah! Long, long...isn't it as ugly as the old man said..."

Huo Jinghan: "..."

After Huo Lei changed his clothes, Shao Mo put his arm around Huo Lei's shoulders, and the two walked out.

Huo Jinghan and Huo Jingxuan looked at the two of them from behind, Huo Jingxuan's face drooped, and he shook Huo Jinghan's arm and said, "The perverted uncle is going to pick on our dad! Brother, you have to find a way!"

"Shh, don't make noise." Huo Jinghan said.

Huo Jinghan moved his fingers, a hole appeared in front of his eyes, he pulled Huo Jingxuan through it.

The black hole closed behind the two of them, and the road in front of them was pitch black, with only a little light at the entrance of the hole in the distance.

Huo Jingxuan panicked and asked, "Brother, what place is this?"

"Spatial corridor, my new invention," Huo Jinghan said, "can connect two places in space, as long as you pass through this corridor, you can go from the original place to the place you want."

"However, the space corridor is only suitable for three-dimensional space, and cannot travel through time."

Huo Jingxuan laughed, "Let me guess, where is the place brother wants to go? Oh, I see, it must be a women's bathhouse! Isn't it!"

"Crack!" Huo Jinghan gave Huo Jingxuan a big ear on the back of his head.

The two walked to the end of the corridor, got out of the hole, and there was a parking lot in front of them.

Huo Jinghan said: "This is the parking lot of Yunding No. [-] Middle School. The luxury car in front of you is Shao Mo's car. After a while, Shao Mo will use this car to take our dad home."

Huo Jingxuan was furious when he heard this, and was about to kick the car with his kick, but Huo Jinghan stopped him just in time.

Huo Jingxuan: "Brother, don't stop me! I will die with him today!"

"There is surveillance, silly brother." After Huo Jinghan finished speaking, he took out the remote control case in his pocket, and immediately, the entire indoor parking lot was darkened.Whether it is lights or monitors, all circuits have been cut off.

"Okay, you can vent your anger now." Huo Jinghan clapped his hands and said.

"%*￥......[email protected]%(￥!&*￥*" Huo Jingxuan kicked the car a few times while scolding. Huo Jingxuan muttered: "Hmph, it's all because I love cleaning too much, otherwise You must leave a few big black shoe prints on his car door, it's really cheap for that kid named Shao today."

"Just kicking doesn't work," Huo Jinghan said coldly, "When they come over later, we still have to take our dad into the car."

"Then what should we do?" Huo Jingxuan spread his hands, "How about we deflate his tires?"

As he spoke, he cleaned out his trouser pocket and found that there was only a used toothpick in it.

Huo Jingxuan squatted on the side of the car, pouted his little butt, and poked the car tires with a toothpick.

"I can't poke it! Brother!" Huo Jingxuan cried out in distress.

Huo Jinghan sighed silently, took out a silver needle and handed it to Huo Jingxuan.

Huo Jingxuan looked at the silver needle in the sunlight outside, the silver needle was shining brightly in the sunlight.

Huo Jingxuan wondered, "What's the difference between this and a toothpick?"

Huo Jinghan said casually: "Don't look down on it, it's made from Monkey King's golden cudgel, it can be big or small, hard or soft, if you don't believe me, just call 'big'"

Huo Jingxuan was taken aback immediately, holding the silver needle in his hand, he said "big" in a daze.

A miracle happened, the silver needle really got bigger and bigger, becoming as big as a fountain pen, Huo Jingxuan held it in his hand, turned the pen casually, and then slammed into the tire of the car.

"Pfft—" The car tire farted and then flattened.

Footsteps and voices came from the garage door, Huo Jinghan reminded: "Shao Mo is here, we should go."

"Wait, we can't let him go so easily!" Huo Jingxuan kept poking at other tires.

"puff--"

"puff--"

"puff--"

Shao Mu's million-dollar luxury car farted four times in a row and completely withered.

"Let's go!" Huo Jinghan pulled Huo Jingxuan out of the way, and the two hid behind the big pillar, observing secretly.

Shao Mo put his arms around Huo Lei's shoulders, talking and laughing.

Shao Mudao: "Leizi, I booked a karaoke hall, let's go there tonight."

Huo Jingxuan clenched his fists, "Damn it! This vixen!"

Huo Lei said indifferently: "No, it doesn't feel like much fun."

Huo Jingxuan couldn't wait to applaud: "Our dad is indeed an expert in identifying whores!"

Shao Mo leaned into Huo Lei's ear, and whispered with a smile: "Tonight, Han Zewen will come too."

Huo Lei was stunned for a moment, and then said in a daze: "Then, then I'll go too..."

Huo Lei was dragged away by Shao Mu as if he had lost his soul.Huo Jingxuan and Huo Jinghan were stunned.

Huo Jingxuan: "What ecstasy soup did the vixen give our dad?"

Huo Jinghan took out a voice-receiving pen and said, "I don't know, I didn't hear clearly, let's listen to it again."

Huo Jinghan put on headphones for his younger brother and himself, and pressed the playback button. This time, the two heard clearly.

"It's that Han Zewen, No. [-] Fox!" Huo Jingxuan said angrily.

Huo Jinghan: "..."

"Don't give people nicknames casually."

Huo Jingxuan lazily said: "Got it, hey! Brother, look quickly, a good show is coming!"

In the next second, I saw Shao Mu hugging the dry wheel and shouting to the sky: "No! No! No!"

"Which grandson did this! I'm going to check the monitoring!"

"The power is cut off..." Huo Lei stabbed Shao Mo's shoulder, and said at the right time.